why can't i be this perfect

I look for you everywhere. Even in places I know you won’t be. I still look because i keep hoping that maybe one day you just might come back to me.
—  D…

come to think of it, why wouldn’t someone with superman’s powers use them for physical comedy? like. buster keaton style. or dick van dyke. he is invulnerable and can fly, those are the perfect circumstances for a pratfall. half the time only he is aware that he is joking and he just looks like a clumsy asshole but he knows in his heart that the timing on that gag was perf. add this to my list of stupid fucking headcanons.

Originally posted by maudit

The reason why INFJs have such a hard time figuring out when their subjective logic is wrong is bc the only way for them to test out their tert-Ti theories to see if they’re valid is via inf-Se. Inf-Se is notorious for getting everything wrong bc it’s sensing abilities is literally shit. It sees things in vague detail and often even perceives things that aren’t even there. Thus u get an INFJ adamantly believing things they (unknowing) made up as ultimate truth.

The reason why INTJs are mostly immune to this? They have aux-Te which is already rooted in objective reality. The material they work with is already true.

How I want my man:

✓  Looks good with blood (Call me a psychopath, but I like them when they’re a bit mad.)

Is a good person deep inside

✓  A bit spiced up with angst.

 Basically, is perfect no matter what angle you look at him even the gay angle

And these, my dear friends, are some of the reasons why I don’t have a love life.


Bonus:

KF Week 2016 || Day 05: AU

» AU where KF have been best friends since early childhood with a shared fascination for volleyball (Prompted by Fai’s starry-eyed wonder & curiousity) & would go on to lead a top 8 elite high school volleyball team in their prefecture together - Fai as their animated, yet shrewd captain & star setter, Kurogane as the tough, but respected co-captain & widely feared team ace. ….Sound familiar….?

Haikyuu Seijouh
crossover bc IwaOi is practically just a synonym for KuroFai. They pretty much run off a similar dynamic & chemistry - Iwa-Chan is like a younger Kuro-Chan <- respectively dubbed as such by their hyperactive, irksome but they’ll-stick-by-them-no-matter-the-weather-anyways companion; Oikawa & Fai - the former an extroverted, okay way more narcissistic, & ambitious version of the latter.. (Okay they’re fairly unalike at the intrinsic level) but complete with the exact same Japanese voice actor!! (Ty Namikawa Daisuke).

(Additional artist blabber under the cut)

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something i really appreciate about the second proposal is that it was the complete opposite of the first one. the first one was loud and public, but this one was understated and soft and private and he didn’t even get the words out before she was accepting and yeah… this one was perfect.

Komaeda and Hinata in DR2.5

Before you ask, yes. This is a sequel to That Post, where I waste my time on a university thesis-worthy essay trying to convince you why the Danganronpa 2.5 OVA both brought a decent conclusion to Komaeda as a character, and showcased Komaeda and Hinata as perfect for each other. Am I looking too deep into everything? Possibly. Do I regret it? Nope.

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Everything is fine in Otayuri’s paradise

- Yuri in first, cheering for Otabek, Otabae flashback, Otabek in second

Meanwhile, in Victuuri’s hell paradise

- What THE HELL HE MEANS “END THIS”????