So many people are disappointed about Rocknaldo (and I think I understand why) but I really, really love the dynamic between Ronaldo and the gems. It's not easy, and he was a truly jerk but I enjoy it.
1. Prepare what you are going to say in in your mind.
2. Go up to them.
3. Stutter for an entire minute.
4. Completely forget what you were going to say.
5. Say something similar to it while somehow being able to mispronounce everything.
6. Realize you have no response when they ask you questions.
7. Leave knowing that you completely failed.
90% OF WHY THE ACCUSED/TRIAL AND PUNISHMENT BREAKS MY HEART IS BC THEY COME T H I S C L O S E TO SAYING THEY LOVE™ EACH OTHER LIKE TEM TIMES BUT THEY NEVER ACTUALLY SAY IT & IT LIKE HANGS SO HEAVILY IN THE EMPTY SPACES BETWEEN THEIR WORDS …. I GTG
i feel like we as a fandom have collectively reached that stage in the video game where you’re wandering around because nobody will tell you what your next quest is and you just keep picking berries and talking to people but you’re not getting anywhere