why can't he just shut up

anonymous asked:

Concept: One of Otabek's "mischievous friends" takes an interest in Yuri. Otabek can't for the life of him figure out why it bothers him so much, and then one day it hits him.

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  • so disclaimer that just like otabek himself, his friends only look intimidating and scary in reality theyre all just dumb nerds who laugh at fart jokes and otabek is their Mom Friend
  • when yuri visits him in almaty he demands that he meets otabek’s friends asap bc he talks abt them often and hes totally not jealous of them shut up
  • so otabek complies and the next time he and The Squad meet up, he brings yuri along
  • they hang out together for the rest of the day and otabek notices that one of them (the one closest to yuris age, he notices) keeps staring at yuri with the most infatuated gaze he’s ever seen, excluding the stares Viktor always throws at Katsuki
  • if heart eyes emojis existed irl it would be that friend
  • and for some reason whenever he sees it, it feels like an actual hit to his heart??? why is he so bothered??? why does he feel strangely betrayed by his friend??????
  • it gets even worse when he actually pulls otabek aside and goes “yo…. bro…….. yuri is, like, extremely beautiful??? holy shit……….. i think im in love…………….”
  • and that honestly made him feel furious??? he just nods and the friend is satisfied with that bc hes used to otabek not speaking much but yall,, beka’s pissed
  • AND HE DOESNT? ? ? KNOW ? ? ? WHY ? ? ? ?
  • it isnt until after the hang out and he and yuri decide to stop by a cafe before going home and yuri laughs genuinely at him after he says something funny that he realized. oh. his friend isnt the only one in love.
They’re young and I think they lacked humility.

In football, things change quickly, and it came back to haunt them. You have to wait for the end of both 90-minute matches. There wasn’t only them. You can be happy to win 4-0, but you have to stay humble. A little message is fine, but there is still a second leg. You mustn’t get carried away.

When you have gone through to the next round, you can put out a few little things, but for me it was a lack of respect. I can tell you the dressing room was very angry about that. Even the wives of the players, such as Marquinhos’, who put a photo of her showing four fingers with her dog. Those are the little things that really annoyed the dressing room and that’s why we really, really wanted to pull off the comeback

—  Jeremy Mathieu on using PSG’s social media use after the 4-0 loss as a motivation for the comeback | RMC Radio
  • Anti-vegan: *opens mouth*
  • Me: Yeah, I know. Look, you've said it to me five times today. I know that you could never stop eating meat because you find it delicious. I know that your uncle owns a ranch where the cows are treated like royalty before he sells them out to the slaughterhouse. I know that I'm an absolute monster for eating that quinoa harvested by poor Brazilian slaves and that slice of bread probably caused the death of ten field mice. I know that your diet doesn't possibly harm or exploit small animals or immigrant workers at all. Can't you just leave me alone, already? I'm trying to eat my hummus. Why do anti-vegans always love to tell you how much they hate vegans? They dedicate entire blogs just to attacking a whole movement and never shut the fuck up about it. How do you know somebody loves to justify animal abuse? They'll fucking tell you. My dead plants are getting cold, now piss off.
The Outsiders in class, probably
  • Teacher: alright children let's start with a few math problems... what is five times two?
  • Class: ...
  • Teacher: Don't be shy, come on. Yes, Two-Bit?
  • Two-Bit: Twelve?
  • Teacher: Alright now let's try to get an answer from someone who isn't a complete retard.
  • Ponyboy: I think I know the answer!
  • Dally: i ThInK I kNoW tHe aNNsWer
  • Ponyboy: shut up, fat boy!
  • Dally: AYE! don't call me fat you fucking Jew!
  • Teacher: DALLAS! Did you just say the F word?
  • Dally: ...jew?
  • Steve: No he's talking about fuck. You can't say fuck in school you fucking fat-ass
  • Teacher: Steve!
  • Dally: Why the fuck not?
  • Ponyboy: dude you just said fuck again!
  • Teacher: Ponyboy!
  • Johnny: *Mumbles*
  • Teacher: Johnny!
  • Dally: what's the big fuckin' deal it doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck fuckity fuck fuck!
  • Teacher: How would you like to see the school counselor!
  • Dally: How would you like to suck my balls
  • Two-Bit: *snorts*
  • Teacher: wHAT DID U JUST SAY
  • Dally: Oh, i'm sorry, i'm sorry... actually, what I meant was-
  • Dally: *pulls out megaphone*
  • Dally: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE, TO S U C K MY BALLS, mrs. teacher bitch
Livestreams
  • Markiplier Fan: I really hate Markiplier's livestreams.
  • GTLive Fan: *has watched every episode of GTLive; archived, edited, and unlisted* What?
  • Markiplier Fan: Well, I like the donation part, and they're still pretty funny. But they're just so long and ramble on. I get that's some of the benefits of livestreaming, but did he seriously have to livestream Undertale? I like the game, and the streams were fun, but it was just way too long. It takes away too much time.
  • GTLive Fan: I'm sorry, what?
  • Markiplier Fan: Yeah. I don't know if you understand. It's a pretty unique problem.
  • GTLive Fan: ...
  • Markiplier Fan: ...
  • GTLive Fan: Get out.
  • Markiplier Fan: What?
  • GTLive Fan: Get out or shut up.
  • Markiplier Fan: Why?
  • GTLive Fan: Because you can't even begin to understand the definition of "takes too much time".
  • Murderer [points gun at Jungkook: You wanna die today?
  • Jungkook: Yeah, kinda.
  • Murderer [lowers gun]: Damn, you want to talk about it?
  • Jungkook: Ah...it's because of Jiminie-Hyung. Most things in my life begin with 'Because of Jiminie-Hyung', you know?
  • [few month later]
  • Jimin: Where is Jungkook?
  • Taehyung [playing a game]: He's go to the jail.
  • Jimin: WHAT?
  • Taehyung: It's just because of his weekly therapy with this scary guy who murdered someone in the neigborhood.
  • Jimin: Jungkook treat him? A social project?
  • Taehyung: Nope, the scary guy treat Jungkook.
  • Jimin: WHAT? MOOOOM!
  • Taehyung [mumbles]: Why can't i shut up?

someday i’d like to break into jj abram’s house and beat him over the head with a box. then when he asks me who i am and why i’m doing this, i’ll tell him it’s a fucking mystery and then beat him over the head again for the next two years or so

  • Sasuke: Shut up, you're useless.
  • SS Fans: Well I mean he's right there's nothing Sakura can do right now, he's just being blunt
  • Sasuke: Naruto, they're a burden, you should have just left them to die
  • SS Fans: Sasuke is right, they have to save the world even if it hurts him so much to make that choice :( / Sasuke's lying, he just doesn't want Kaguya to see that he cares about Sakura so she won't attack her! / He's just tsundere!
  • Sasuke: But thanks to that [the vest] I made it. But not you. I did it on my own.
  • SS Fans: OMG HE CAUGHT HER AND THANKED ~HER~ THEY'RE CANON THEY'RE CANON
  • Naruto: Did you thank Sakura and Obito for saving you?
  • Sasuke: Who gives a shit just focus on the goddess trying to kill everyone
  • SS Fans: Aw he's such a tsundere :)
  • Naruto: Sasuke! Save Sakura!
  • Sasuke: ....... -no intention to save her-
  • -Kakashi saves Sakura-
  • Sasuke: What the fuck how did HE get Susanoo?! A perfect one at that!
  • SS Fans: GODDAMN IT KAKASHI STOP COCKBLOCKING SASUKE LOOK AT HIM HE'S SO UPSET STOP SAVING HIS WAIFU FOR HIM!!!! THAT WAS HIS MOMENT!!!
  • Sakura: I love you! Maybe romantically or platonically idk, which one Kishimoto-sama?
  • Sasuke: GOD you're annoying, I'm going to trap you in an illusion where I kill you so you'll shut up
  • SS Fans: HE ONLY DID IT BECAUSE HE'S TSUNDERE AND IN A DARK PLACE SO IT DOESN'T COUNT!! / HE DID IT TO SAVE HER BECAUSE HE'S WORRIED SHE'D GET HURT!
  • Kakashi: She just wanted to save you, she's not even interested in going out with you anymore
  • SS Fans: Shut the fuck up Kakashi you don't know shit
  • Sasuke: What, is she having fun daydreaming about love? I just don't care about her love for me, I never have and she should have stopped a long time ago because I've NEVER been interested
  • SS Fans: He's lying! He's just being tsundere again! / HE'S IN A DARK PLACE IT DOESN'T COUNT!!! / HE JUST WANTS HER TO HATE HIM TO PROTECT HER CAN'T YOU SEE, GOSH YOU'RE FUCKING STUPID KISHIMOTO HAS BEEN HINTING AT IT!
  • Sasuke: Naruto, you're the only person I care about so that's why I have to kill you, you're my best friend, my only bond
  • SS Fans: OMG HE THINKS OF SAKURA AS HIS WAIFU!
  • Sasuke: -flashbacks of Team 7-
  • SS Fans: OMG HE'S THINKING ABOUT HER! THEY'RE CAN-
  • Sasuke: I think of Team 7, Sakura included, as a FAMILY
  • SS Fans: HE'S LYING! / WELL DUH! WIVES ARE A PART OF YOUR FAMILY! HE DIDN'T MEAN PLATONICALLY OBVIOUSLY! SASUSAKU IS CANON!

You know what keeps killing me?

Growing up watching Aaron, who he used to be and how difficult his life has been, it was difficult to think he’d want or enjoy being a husband and being married. He was always so dismissive of the idea and obviously we all knew why - his internalised homophobia, his lack of belief in love, the hurt he’d experienced before, seeing his family being terrible at love…

But when he found Robert, it was like that was it. Robert was his person despite all the crap they did to each other. He realised he could fall in love and pretty quickly too but I still didn’t really think he’d ever want to be someone’s husband

Then watching them properly and reasonably stably fall in love and gradually develop into sharing this insane connection and love for each other, making them both better people and so much happier than we’ve ever seen them… well, that changed him and I couldn’t believe that HE clearly was thinking about marriage before Robert!

Then we had the engagement and I still sometimes thought it’d be weird seeing Aaron Dingle as a husband until we started to see him talk about he wedding and his excitement over Vegas. He was clearly keen - they both were - but there was this part of him you could start to see that needed that clarity and commitment.

Then this week happened. At no point did Aaron saying the word “husband” feel weird and it was because the enormous smile is caused every single time, even today during what is possibly one of the hardest days of his life. You can see he cherishes that commitment and the promise they have with each other. It obviously brings him a lot of comfort and happiness and that’s why it hurts so badly.

Aaron never ever felt like someone who would wish for a husband or be into all of that but you can see how much of his actual desires he buried all these years. It took meeting the person he found that connection with to turn it all into something so significant, so comforting and so important to him that the mere presence of his wedding ring and the word ‘husband’ calms him and makes him so happy.

That’s why this all hurts so much because never has Aaron ever EVER seemed more settled and comfortable and at ease with himself.

anonymous asked:

Jimin 18 & 20

Prompt: “Wait a second are you jealous?” “I’m sorry if this upsets you, but I’m going to marry him.” “You know I wouldn’t do this if I had any other choice.” + Jimin

Words: 1162

Warnings: fluff

Description: Being a princess isn’t an easy thing.

I combined two requests to make this, so I hope you all like it :)

~

It was safe to say that you hated almost everything that was going on in your life. Almost everything in your life was so complicated.

It’s not easy being a princess.

Your parents rule the country. They also rule everything that you do, which is crap because you’re an adult and you should be able to make your own decisions.

They wanted you to marry a prince. A prince of a different country. Not only did they want you to marry him, but they’re forcing you to marry him. You barely knew the guy. This was completely unfair.

If unwillingly marrying a prince isn’t enough boy problems, you had another one.

Park Jimin.

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  • bucky: merry christmas stevie, got you something
  • steve: buck we can't afford this, we've talked about this. the rent is due and the heater is out andI got fired last week, remember--
  • bucky: STEVE. SHUT UP.
  • steve: *tiny fists of rage at his side*
  • bucky: as I was saying...that's why I didn't buy you anything
  • steve: but--
  • bucky: *hangs mistletoe over steves head*
  • steve: oh

anonymous asked:

oh tHANK GOD you're speaking about all the langst problems because i'm so tired of how the fandom makes the others seem abusive just to highlight lance's insecurities. at one point i remember seeing a post about shiro yelling at lance to shut up and i just?? he would never?? why can't people realize that insecurities represent a war with your own person and that if you want to explore that kind of character development you shouldn't make the others treat him like shit

it bothers me so much because i can personally relate to Lance with the insecurities he has, so i feel like i know whats going on with him and when i see people making out the rest of the team to be mean and abusive to him….it’s like……

i don’t really get the point of it? it’s like kicking a puppy who’s already hurting??  and the team aren’t like that at all, they would never

sure, with the way Lance’s insecurities are, maybe it can cause him to think the rest don’t care about him but that’s not true, they do care about him. they don’t treat him like shit. 

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  • "Come on man, get in! I've seen what they're capable of!"
  • "Heavier than you look... A little cardio wouldn't kill 'ya."
  • "He looks... nervous."
  • "I want you to have my baby!"
  • "We give him a running start?"
  • "You don't have to run from me, I only want to love you."
  • "I want his tongue... And liver."
  • "You want to shut him up?"
  • "You don't have to be alone anymore."
  • "Cowards and idiots, all of you."
  • "How ain't you dead yet?"
  • "Did I frighten you? I'm awfully sorry, I didn't mean to."
  • "Somebody's been telling stories outside of class..."
  • "Darling, let's not be ridiculous... Just come out and let's talk about it."
  • "You don't have to hide from me, I only want to help."
  • "This-! Is why-! We can't have-! Nice things!"
  • "Nobody loves you, nobody! You die alone, you shit!"
  • "*muffled screaming*"
  • "You weren't putting that tongue to any use anyway."
  • "Tell him he's got fifteen seconds to keep his job."
  • "Fuck me, they're bringing him in."
  • "Goddamn it, what else could go wrong?"
  • "Don't expect anything but honestly in my review of your performance."
  • "We could have been... beautiful..."
  • "Love is hard sometimes."
  • "Forgive me darling!"
  • "Don't leave me! I can't be alone!"

anonymous asked:

i haven't read jared's chapter in the book, but your last post about jensen almost losing him caught my attention. did jared talk about being suicidal in his chapter?

he did. I read it the other day, and god it was so hard. I always suspected that we came really close to losing Jared back in May 2015, I just had this feeling that it was really really bad. I remember being at work when news came that Jared had dropped from Jibcon, and then his tweets asking for help, and I couldn’t concentrate all day long. god, I remember going to bed that same night thinking ‘god, don’t let me wake up to the worst news, please please.

I woke up to Jensen singing sweet home alabama and crying. and then there was that long radio silence from Jared, and god I remember being so fucking worried, I only relaxed a bit when I saw Jared at the Gilmore Girls reunion, he didn’t look 100% okay but god, he was alive and what a relief. I always felt somehow that it had been close. and Jared confirmed it, he said how he was ready to end it all when he went to Switzerland before he was scheduled to go to Rome. 

even typing that hurts, I just stopped for a couple minutes after finishing the last paragraph. Now I may start crying bc Jesus, I can’t even imagine that. 

funny that I’ve talked to Jared twice during autographs, once before May of 2015, before AKF, and one after. on the first time, which should have been the most emotional one since you know, was the first one, I was strangely calm, I talked to him just fine, it was nice and I was put together the whole time (I only cried afterwards). the second one, on august of 2016, I cried the entire time, I started on the line, talked to him crying, and cried even harder when he linked his fingers with mine, squeezing my hand. A proof that he was very much alive after everything. I mean, I knew of course that Jared was alive this entire time, but actually seeing him for the first time after all of that was so relieving. 

sorry, I got carried away, I just get emotional talking about Jared because he means a lot to me, and god I can’t put into words the amount of pain I’d feel if we had lost him on that May. that’s why I’m so happy about Jibcon, seeing Jared very much alive and happy, and also Jensen, is the best thing in the world.

we should all be very thankful to have Jared with us today, because it was close.

Okay but imagine the Kpop Drunk Mom Squad™ for a minute
  • Suho : my husband left me and I have to deal with eight children alone hELP
  • Jeonghan : Bro I have 11 sons it's been months since the last time I had sex dAMN IT
  • Jin : Dude at least your kids respect you, my kids rule over my life, I'm nice but one day I'll break and puNCH THEM
  • Jinyoung : Here, y'all deserve a shot
  • Jin : Gimme five I need it
  • Jeonghan : I don't need soju I just need my husband, some free time and a hotel room far away from all of them
  • Suho : anD I NEED KRIS BACK WHY DID HE LEFT ME WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THAT
  • Jinyoung : Shhhh just drink. Yeah go ahead finish this entire bottle it's fine, shhhh
  • Jin : Jinyoungie how you doing by the way?
  • Jinyoung : Bambam can't stop dabbing, Jackson defines Loud and Yugyeom is a brat honestly I just want to sleEP
  • Jeonghan : Why sleep when you have ALCOHOL
  • Suho : Tru come on y'all sloppy drunk bitches drinks are on me
  • Jin : Why does it always ends in alcohol with us tho
  • Jeonghan : shut up we're here to get wasted and complain
  • Jinyoung : just drink up bro don't ask questions

anonymous asked:

im not insane (idk) but what do you think keith and shiro smell like? i've been wondering all day, and i can't think of a single thing

hdkskdnskks this is the best I could come up with and my neighbors probably think I’m insane because I was going around my house smelling random objects with my eyes shut. Ohmyjd


[Shiro:]

•he has like, 3 different smells
•smells like green apple and barbasol whenever he gets out of the shower
•obviously smells like B.O during battle but that’s normal
•I feel like, back on Earth he just always smelt like a Christmas Tree, like pine!
•nobody knew why it just sort of came to be and Matt came into his house and smelt it and was like, what the frick it’s July
•but since he isn’t on Earth and has encountered new things he smells like metal/steel

[Keith:]

•same as Shiro, smells like B.O during battle
•fresh out of the shower he smells like a Dove Soap Bar, and vanilla
•crying ohfmf
•back on Earth, he always smelt like leather, or more specifically the leather couch he used to own but most likely gave it away for more money
•but now that he’s off Earth he smells like peanut butter and jelly and no one knows why
•coran particularly likes the smell of it tho