why can't he just marry me

Voltron characters as things I've said
  • Allura: "Why marry rich when you can be rich? Scam those men, wear those heels and be a boss ass bitch"
  • Coran: "My secret ingredient for delicious food is love...just kidding, it's MSG"
  • Lotor having a mildly okay hair day: "They were right, I am worth it. L'Oreal, where my sponsor at?!?!?"
  • Shiro: "I've been playing hide and seek with happiness for quite awhile now"
  • Lance: "This dude really thought he could get me! like, how can you treat me right if you can't get 3 stars in Mario Kart 8"
  • Keith: "What do you mean 'in a committed relationship with anger' isn't valid?"
  • Pidge: "They said what you love the most will destroy you. False. My computer would never betray me"
  • Hunk, talking about chicken nuggets: "And I swear... it was love at first bite"
  • bonus
  • Matt, holding up a bottle of sodium hydroxide: "you could say i'm pretty basic!" *badum tss*
  • Shay: "No don't eat so many sweets, you already have me"
Swan Queen Chat Fic
  • *Emma is with Snow, getting ready for her wedding. Snow is fixing Emma's hair while she stands in front of the mirror. Regina walks into the room, slowly, and tensely.*
  • Regina: Snow? Could we... Could Emma and I have a moment alone... please?
  • Snow: Oh. Um. Sure! Okay.
  • *Snow leaves the room, closing the door behind her.*
  • Regina: Today's the day, huh?
  • Emma: It is.
  • Regina: You don't seem particularly excited.
  • Emma: I am.
  • Regina: Are you sure? Has the pirate bribed you into saying that? Has he--
  • Emma: (Angrily) His name is Killian.
  • Regina: Right. Killian. I'm sorry.
  • *Regina is tearing up. Emma catches on, and her face softens.*
  • Emma: Regina? What's wrong? Why are you crying?
  • Regina: Nothing. I'm just... happy for you. That's all.
  • Emma: I know that face, Regina. Something's wrong. I know you.
  • *Regina steps closer to Emma, until they are only a few feet away.*
  • Regina: Why... Why are...
  • Emma: What?
  • Regina: Why are you marrying him?
  • Emma: (Pause) He loves me.
  • Regina: And do you really love him?
  • Emma: I...
  • Regina: Do you really want to marry him?
  • Emma: Regina. What are trying to say?
  • Regina: I love you. I love you, Emma. I can't watch this happen without saying anything. I love you.
  • *Emma closes the gap between them, pulling Regina into a tight hug.*
  • Emma: Regina... I love you too. Oh, God, Regina... I love you too.
  • Snow: (Bursting through the door) I KNEW IT. I ALWAYS KNEW IT! I KNEW IT!!! I KNEW IT. (Calling) DAVID, IT HAPPENED. GET IN HERE.

anonymous asked:

Jimin 18 & 20

Prompt: “Wait a second are you jealous?” “I’m sorry if this upsets you, but I’m going to marry him.” “You know I wouldn’t do this if I had any other choice.” + Jimin

Words: 1162

Warnings: fluff

Description: Being a princess isn’t an easy thing.

I combined two requests to make this, so I hope you all like it :)

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It was safe to say that you hated almost everything that was going on in your life. Almost everything in your life was so complicated.

It’s not easy being a princess.

Your parents rule the country. They also rule everything that you do, which is crap because you’re an adult and you should be able to make your own decisions.

They wanted you to marry a prince. A prince of a different country. Not only did they want you to marry him, but they’re forcing you to marry him. You barely knew the guy. This was completely unfair.

If unwillingly marrying a prince isn’t enough boy problems, you had another one.

Park Jimin.

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  • "Be the Batman to my Joker?"
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Eren's Blessing Part 1
  • Jean: So... Eren, you know that Armin and I have been together for a while now-
  • Eren: Wait, what? This is news to me.
  • Jean: -and I've been thinking, since we're both really happy-
  • Eren: I didn't even know you were gay! I mean, honestly, that explains a LOT about Marco, but-
  • Jean: -I'm going to ask Armin to marry me.
  • Eren: WHAT?!
  • Jean: And I know your opinion means a lot to him, and since I can't ask his parents, I think having your blessing would mean a lot to him.
  • Eren: You... YOU want my blessing? To propose to my best friend?
  • Jean:
  • Jean: Yes.
  • Eren: No.
  • Jean: Why not?
  • Eren: It's just wrong. It's not normal.
  • Jean: Are you fucking kidding me? You're a homophobe, Eren? I don't even know why I'm surprised, you little shit, I guess I just thought that you'd be supportive of Armin, I mean he's your best friend-
  • Eren: NO. No, no, no. You've got it all wrong. I'm not homophobic at all. I'm actually... kind of going on a date with Captain Levi tomorrow-
  • Jean: Wait, what the fuck? And if you're not then what did you mean?
  • Eren: I meant that BESTIALITY is wrong.
  • Jean:
  • Eren: Get it?
  • Jean:
  • Eren: Because you're a horse?
  • Jean:
  • Eren: BESTIALITY! You know, humans being with animals. Although, technically Armin isn't human, but still- hey wait, Jean, where are you going?!
  • Eren:
  • Eren:
  • Eren: COME ON! IT WAS FUNNY! COME BACK!
  • Jean: *from far away* I'M DONE WITH THIS SHIT!
  • Part 2: http://potato-fan-girl.tumblr.com/post/155928888968/erens-blessing-part-2

mrsmagoo623  asked:

I know the idea is that none of the girlfriends/boyfriends are AD bc all the ships are supposedly end game. What if someone is AD and marries a liar to make it so they can't testify against them? For example if Caleb is AD and he marries Hannah then she can't testify against him if things go south for him? I don't think that'll happen but just a thought. Also Spencer seems different to me in the last eps. Idk if it's bc I'm aware of twincer theories or if there something more there.

THAT WOULD BE AMAZING. So damn twisted, so damn shocking and so heartbreaking but that’s why I love it.

'Frozen' Starter Sentences
  • "Beware the frozen heart."
  • "The skies awake, so I'm awake!"
  • "Do you wanna build a snowman?"
  • "The heart is not so easily changed."
  • "There is beauty in it....but also great danger."
  • "Fear will be your enemy."
  • "Come on let's go and play."
  • "I never see you anymore."
  • "We used to be best buddies."
  • "I wish you would tell me why!"
  • "It doesn't have to be a snowman."
  • "Conceal it, don't feel it. Don't let it show."
  • "I think some company is overdue, I've started talking to the pictures on the walls."
  • "I don't want to hurt you!"
  • "______ please, I know you're in there."
  • "People have been asking where you're been."
  • "They say have courage and I'm trying to."
  • "I'm right out here for you, just let me in."
  • "We only have each other."
  • "What are we gonna do?"
  • "Why have a ballroom with no balls?"
  • "There'll be actual real live people, it'll be totally strange."
  • "Wow am I so ready for this change."
  • "For the first time in forever, there'll be music, there'll be light."
  • "Don't know if I'm elated or gassy, but I'm somewhere in that zone."
  • "For the first time in forever, I won't be alone."
  • "I can't wait to meet everyone!"
  • "What if I meet the one?"
  • "I suddenly see him standing there, a beautiful stranger, tall and fair."
  • "I wanna stuff some chocolate in my face."
  • "Which is totally bizarre."
  • "Nothing like the life I've led so far."
  • "For the first time in forever, I could be noticed by someone."
  • "And I know it's totally crazy."
  • "At least I've got a chance."
  • "Don't let them in, don't let them see."
  • "Be the good girl you always have to be."
  • "Make one wrong move and everyone will know."
  • "But it's only for today."
  • "It's agony to wait."
  • "A chance to change my lonely world."
  • "A chance to find true love."
  • "Nothing's in my way."
  • "I'm awkward, you're gorgeous."
  • "Wait, what?"
  • "Like the chicken with the face of a monkey!"
  • "Your physique helps, I'm sure."
  • "Can I just say something crazy?"
  • "I love crazy!"
  • "I've been searching my whole life to find my own place."
  • "It's nothing like I've ever known before."
  • "Love is an open door."
  • "I mean it's crazy, we finish each others-"
  • "Sandwiches!"
  • "That's what I was gonna say!"
  • "I've never met someone who thinks so much like me."
  • "Jinx! Jinx again!"
  • "You and I were just meant to be."
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  • "Can I say something even crazier? Yes!"
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  • You can if it's true love!"
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  • "I will be right here."
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  • "He only likes to tinkle in the woods."
  • "She/he's engaged to someone else, okay?"
  • "Only an act of true love can thaw a frozen heart."
  • "Don't be the monster they fear you are."
  • "Oh, ______ if only there was someone out there who loved you."
  • "Love is putting someone elses needs before yours."
  • "Some people are worth melting for."
  • "The only frozen heart around here is yours."
  • "I could kiss you! Well, I'd like to. May we? May I? Wait, what?"

anonymous asked:

Do you think Haleb is getting married so Caleb can't testify against Hanna

I don’t think that was there intention but I also don’t think Hanna and Caleb are dumb, they know that he could be called in at any time. They were going to get married anyways so why not just do it now, before Hanna goes to jail.

Side note if Hanna gets arrested after the wedding It wont be “Hanna Marin you are under arrest” it’ll be “Hanna Rivers you are under arrest” and that makes me weirdly happy. But Poor Hanna.

This. I was just watching Supernatural, and then I see this. Dean and Cas are literally lost in each other’s eyes. They look like they’re standing at an alter about to get married. And Sam’s just back there as a third wheel, and you can just tell that he feels awkward. He can see something’s going on. That’s even better because the title of the episode is “The Third Man”. Sam is literally the third man. He looks so unamoosed. It looks like he’s just thinking, “Oh my gosh, guys. You’re making the moose uncomfortable. Just kiss already, but not in front of moose. Moose would feel awkward.” Too perfect

And also, how about Bard is so grateful for the elves’ help during the battle of the five armies and has grown to like and respect their King so much that upon saying goodbye he kisses Thranduil on the cheek, but to the elves that constitutes as a very forward courting gesture, the will-you-marry-me kind. But Thranduil likes him a lot and kisses him back on the cheek and then all the elves, Thranduil included, head home thinking their King just got engaged…

thebisexualmandalorian  asked:

Jaing, Ordo, Fi for the FMK?

:)

why are you mean to me

fuck: Jaing. Potentially risky but I would go for it. No regrets… yet. Maybe some regrets later. I guess we’ll just have to find out B)

marry: Fi. He’s a sweetheart and I feel like we could build a good life together.

Kill: …..Ordo. I’m so sorry. God, I’m so sorry. He doesn’t deserve this. I’m so sorry.

probablydalston  asked:

am i allowed to throw “i’m rich and i’m not supposed to talk to servants but the person that scrubs my floor is really cute” au for hawke/anders, is that permitted...

Well-bred young women weren’t supposed to talk to servants. At least, not for anything other than ordering them about. Marian’s mother hadn’t taken kindly to her pointing out that she hadn’t exactly been well bred, although her father had laughed uproariously. Him being the poor stock in question that had sullied the bloodline, she thought that was all right.

Still. Out of respect for her mother, if not her mother’s sensibilities, she tended to behave as well-bred women ought. In public. Sometimes. When she remembered.

At least, she hadn’t spoken to this particular servant before, so she was probably doing okay

“You know,” she said, to the man on his knees, ceasing to do even ‘okay’. He had a rag. There was no bucket in sight. “You might have a better chance at staying out of the Circle if you didn’t make it so obvious that you were using magic to clean.”

His whole body stiffened. It was probably terrible of her to admire the lines of his back in that moment, but - well. She’d long since established that, if she wasn’t especially terrible, she wasn’t particularly good either. Her eyebrows crawled up her forehead, watching him reach for a mop.

“Did you really make a staff out of that? I’ll be blown away with amazement if you did. Hopefully just amazement. I’d prefer it if you didn’t explode me.”

The man blinked. “No, it’s just a mop.” He rocked back onto his heels, sighed. “I didn’t even make the end pointy. It would have been a good idea, though. A mop staff. No one would see it coming.”

“I would,” she pointed out.

His lips twitched. He had the sort of mouth that said he laughed a lot, lines around his eyes that said he did it widely. But he had worked for them at least a month. Marian didn’t think she’d ever seen him so much as smile, and she was a funny person.

“It’s a bit of a moot point either way, then,” he admitted. There was a pause. She watched his muscles shift, preparing to run. He didn’t though, looking her directly in the eyes. “I notice you haven’t screamed for assistance.”

“I notice you haven’t attacked me.”

“I try not to do that so much anymore. Not unless I’m attacked first. Makes a mess, and I just cleaned these floors.”

“A solid defence.” They were in the kitchen. Marian leaned her hip against the big table used to prepare food, crossing her arms over her chest. “Would you attack me if we relocated?”

The silence that followed probably would have disturbed some people, but Marian was difficult to ruffle. And her family situation was - well, peculiar. She had a less than sneaking suspicion that this man knew that. Only an idiot would have been so careless with their use of magic, otherwise.

Of course, it was still entirely possible the man was an idiot. She waited, patient for now.

“That would depend,” he said finally, “on whether or not you’re on board with my ‘stay out of the Circle’ plan.”

It was Marian’s turn to blink. She probably shouldn’t have started laughing right after that, but there were a lot of things in her life she probably shouldn’t have done. What was adding one more to the list?

“You do know where you are, don’t you?”

“Well - yes. Obviously.” There was a vague note of defensiveness to his voice. “I’d heard the rumours about Malcolm Hawke and his family, that’s why I came here. But they were just rumours. It’s not like I could have marched up to the master of the Amell estate and demanded to know whether or not he was a mage!”

“You probably could have. I’m sure he would have gotten a kick out of it, before he categorically denied such a ludicrous accusation.”

“The idea of a mage living as nobility right under the noses of the Chantry and Circle in Kirkwall of all places is insane,” the man agreed. “You do know that, don’t you? It’s madness.”

Marian grinned. “Sanity is overrated.”

The smile, when it finally came, was lovely. Slow, and warm, and something that Marian probably shouldn’t have lingered over the way she did. The man ducked his head, and she laughed again, realising that she had not been subtle in her admiration.

“I have…run for a long time,” he told the floor. His grip on his mop shifted, relaxed. “I thought - I thought that if a man like Malcolm Hawke had found a way to stop running, perhaps I could as well.”

“To tell you honestly, I don’t know that my father is the sort of an that anyone should take advice from.” Marian pushed herself off the table, approaching the man. Slowly, carefully, she wrested the mop from his grasp, laying a hand on his shoulder. “But you do clean a good floor. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to find good help! Especially when the neighbours shine their marble so you can see your face reflected in it. We need an edge.”

The man stared at her hand like she had just poked it through the chest of a demon, but he made no move to remove it. “She must be quite the woman, your mother. To marry as she has.”

“Ah - yes. Quite indeed. How about I introduce you to my father first, Serah…?”

“What? Oh - Anders. Just Anders is fine, Miss Hawke.”

“Marian,” she said firmly, steering him towards the door. “If I am to call you Just Anders, you are definitely calling me Marian.”

anonymous asked:

So I have this like really dumb headcanon that when they're older Mabel keeps bugging Dipper to propose to Pacifica but he just keeps saying "I can't" and won't give her an answer as to why, but then one day Mabel just gets a wedding invitation and Dipper just wrote "I can't ask Pacifica to marry me because I already said yes when she asked me" on it.

omg please

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Everyday Sexism
  • I'm going to work tomorrow with my dad and it's mainly outside, so I was talking to him about the weather and what I should wear and then (bearing in mind I'm 15 and most of the customers are 40+ married men) he said "you should probably wear leggings" and I replied "is it going to be that cold?" "No but you can't wear shorts otherwise you'll have everyone ogling you" - Why should I change my outfit instead of men changing their behaviour? It made me sad (and angry) that my dad thought this was just the norm.
  • HT: Guan Shan, will you.. [hands pack of bubblegum]
  • GS: uh yeah, sure [reaches]
  • HT: [quickly hides it inside his pocket] marry me? haha that was a yes! great~ now we're set.
  • GS:
  • GS: [glares] you fucker.. don't trick me with bubble gum. you're awful.
  • HT: but you said yes. you can't take that back.
  • GS: why are you so—
  • HT: you said yes.
Who They Would Be In A Different Life (Kissed By The Baddest Bidder)
  • Eisuke: The Boy Next Door. He's just normal. He grows up in a suburban neighborhood, with close friends, and attends an average high school in the city. He attends university, and winds up working in the office where you work as well. In about a week he's asked you out for a drink, and you accept. His smile is so warm and inviting you can't help but smile with him. "This must be fate."
  • Baba: Museum Curator. He is absolutely in love with valuable artificers and the history behind them. He's known it since he was a child, and his parents took him to a museum for the first time. Despite his success, he can't help but feel like he's missing something. But when he see's you gazing into the Egyptian vase. He knows what it is, you. "I would be happy to give you a tour, but only if you promise to have dinner with me afterwords."
  • Mamoru: Child Prodigy. His parents knew he was gifted when they saw him reading at the age of three. After that he attended the worlds finest schools and universities. He was hailed as brilliant by everyone he knew. But despite his popularity, he knew that all the knowledge in the world wouldn't make him feel less alone. You were the first person to see him as a man, and not as anything else. "Marry me."
  • Soryu: CEO. He owns one of the world's largest computer company. His parents are awfully proud of him, and he has set the worlds golden standard, but no matter how many women he meets, and how many friends he makes, none of them seem to compare to you. He doesn't understand why at first, after all you're just a secretary at the front desk. You don't seem to have any special traits, or qualities. But he can't help but want to be around you. Finally he understand that you do have a special quality. Optimism. "I think you and I should probably be together, that's what the statistics say at least."
  • Ota: Model. He's actually very popular. He's already a spokesperson for various companies. Men's watches, Jeans, sparkling water. It doesn't matter what the product, he makes everything look good. You meet him at a shoot, on your first job as a photographer. He can't seem to stop flirting with you. You figure he's just toying with you, but his face is serious when says "I'm being quite genuine, and when you fall for me it won't be because I tricked you. It'll be because you finally realized I'm the only man who's worthy of you."
  • -SKY
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