why are your faces like that

anonymous asked:

it's 02:15 am I have school tomorrow but I just went through all your voltron headcanons tag and I'm kajdjsjdjskndnsnsnsnndndjsjdjdjdn thank you so much they're amazing oh my god

i’m finally what i’ve aspired to be all my life: a bad influence

  • lance: “[gasps in spanish]” keith: “did you just say ‘gasps in spanish’ out loud”
  • coran doesn’t really get why lance keeps putting expired food goo on his face but i mean whatever makes him happy i guess
    • he’s mostly just excited someone likes the goo
  • *allura voice* “wait you mean humans can actually ‘pull a muscle’?? i thought pidge just made that up as an excuse to get out of training”
  • pidge judges lance for getting tricked by pretty girls but. like. lowkey if a robot ever asked her to follow it…..
  • hunk: “okay. stay calm. stay calm” keith: “i am calm??” hunk: “i’m talking to myself”
  • hunk teaches allura those elementary school road trip songs
    • he gets to the song that never ends which. causes some confusion
    • “but how do i know when to stop singing??” “well you kinda just go until you get bored”
    • but allura’s so!!! jazzed!!!! to be doing earth things that she can go for hours without getting bored
    • the team eventually votes to ban the song from the castle
  • shiro: “lance, can i talk to you?” lance: “oooh, someone’s in trouble. and it’s me. i don’t know why i did that.”
What else do you love about me? // SHAWN MENDES

Overview: Y/n and Shawn talk about what they love about each other.

Authors note: Purely wrote this so I could gush about how amazing Shawn is 


“Why are you so hot?” I ask while I layed on the hotel bed, my legs hanging off the side. 

“What?” Shawn laughs, turning around and looking at me through the doorway from the bathroom.

I tilt my head to look at him. “I mean like, I know you go to the gym and everything but you’re face- flawless. I cannot find one flaw on your face,” 

“Is that so?” Shawn hums, his back muscles shifting as he turned the tap off after finishing rinsing his toothbrush.

“I’m not usually one to obsess over looks because personality is key,”

“Are you saying my personality sucks?” Shawn teases, flicking the lights off in the bathroom and he leans against the door frame.

I shoot up right, “Not at all. You’re a 10 out of 10. You have the full package. Good as looks, most amazing personality and you can sing. No wonder you got the chicks swooning,” 

Shawn’s head tips back as he laughs, “I only need one chick to swoon and that’s you,” 

“See, that is what I mean. That right there was perfect,” I point at him as I speak.

“Did it make you swoon?” he says smirking, sending a shiver down my spine.

“Just a little bit,” I grin, flopping back onto the mattress.

“What else do you love about me?” Shawn walks over crawling onto the mattress, laying on his side, head propped up on his hand to look at me.

“You have the softest hair ever. Do you use product? I’ve never seen you put any in but then again, I’m never awake early enough to see if you do anything after your shower,” I trail off, eyes flicking to meet his.

“All natural baby,” he smiles, his eyes warm as they lock with mine.

“Of course it is. I’m seriously considering that you might be a Greek god like Hercules or something. Left on earth to be raised by human parents so you could bless all us humans,”

“Pretty sure I’m human Y/n,” he says laughing.

“To be discussed,”

Silence settles over us, the heater humming creating background noise. Shawn leans closer, his nose brushing my cheek.

“Want to know what I love about you?” He whispers, his breath fanning my face.

“My charm?” I ask, winking at him. A chuckle escapes his lips, his head falling onto my shoulder.

“As much as I love your charm I also love how you always try and find something positive in every situation,” 

“I guess I do that,” I smile softly, pecking his nose.

“You also show so much love to all your friends and family. You don’t halfheartedly love someone, you put your whole soul and body into it,” He kisses my forehead gently. “Thats why I’m so lucky to have you in my life and to be able to receive your love,”

“Dammit Shawn, I’m going to cry,” I let out a shaky laugh.

“Aw baby no, this is meant to be a happy moment,” Shawn tucks some hair behind my ear.

“They’re happy tears don’t worry,” I smile at him, my heart feeling as though it would burst at the sight of the man in front of me.

“You’re also the most beautiful women I’ve ever seen in my life,” he says and I gasp.

“But what happened to and I quote ‘she’s not even drop dead gorgeous’,” 

“Y/n,” he laughs, shaking his head at me. 

“Its okay, apparently it kills you anyway,”

i was thinking about it and having the foxes in the same house would be both the best and the worst thing ever and since 1: i can never make serious content for this fandom, and 2: it’s syeda’s (@wasninski‘s) birthday, why the hell not:

  • kevin would end up replacing all of andrew’s candy with like cherry tomatoes or something
  • andrew would have the most horrified look on his face as he realized that those were not in fact gummies and his entire snacking time had been a lie

neil would be the laziest little fucker too 

  • neil: *sitting on the couch with allison* hey go get me some chips or i’ll stick my toe up your nose
  • allison: *scrolling through her instagram feed* mmmm no
  • neil: *already taking off his sock and putting his face near allisons* you made me do this
  • nicky: *comes downstairs* it is with a heavy heart that i must announce that the hets are at it again
  • matt: *not looking up from his cereal*: it’s not me and dan this time so it must be aaron and katelyn

OH MY GOD S H O W E R S

  • kevin: *storms downstairs dripping wet with a towel around his waist* which one of you fuckers turned on the sink
  • dan: *comes out of the kitchen with a glass of water*: i was parched :)
  • in my experience living with other people in a house with a broken shower is the worst bc all someone could do is turn on the sink or flush the toilet and the water temperature in the shower does a full 360 to either satan’s asshole of fucking antartica

sharing a house means sharing clothes but they probably do that anyways

  • andrew: has anyone seen my sweatshirt
  • neil: *muffled by the sweatshirt sleeves he has his face buried in* no you should ask renee she did laundry yesterday
  • andrew: give me my damn shirt josten

and consider:

  • neil: hey guys where’d like half my closet go
  • nicky: *quickly stuffs the garbage bag that was in his hands into the trash* must’ve lost it during the move!! looks like we’ll have to replace everything!! whoops!!

renee makes breakfast on the weekends and it is a m a z i n g. natalie renee walker becomes a saint to any hungover fox(read: kevin, nicky, and aaron)

but all of the foxes put things in places the twinyards + neil most definitely can’t reach and it becomes a challenge to see who can get either neil, andrew, or aaron to use the most extreme methods to get something

  • andrew: *is balancing on two chairs, 5 pillows, three of renee’s cookbooks, and dan’s exercise ball, plus he’s on his tiptoes*
  • kevin: i wonder who put your candy bars on top of the fridge???
  • andrew: i will literally tear out you hair follicles one by one if you tell anyone about this

tbh they act like they hate each other(andrew might actually hate everyone), but they’re just a big dumb family and they have video game tournaments every saturday

  • matt: did you-neil, did you just fucking blue shell me
  • neil: so that’s what what was
  • allison and nicky go so hard at just dance like it isn’t even funny
  • they usually drag neil into their games too bc he’s a pretty decent dancer???
  • kevin plays too if he’s drunk enough
  • aaron usually leaves by then
  • andrew just sits on the couch and watches neil dance and play around with the other foxes bc he’s happy his boyfriend feels safe around the foxes and that he’s happy and carefree bc that’s what he deserves  

anyways the foxes would have the times of their lives living together, especially once andrew and neil get comfortable around them and you can pry this out of my damn hands

this is the worst post i’ve ever made 

anonymous asked:

How was Tiger Philanthropist a jab?

im not saying it was but its possible. the entire episode was about amethyst and steven being loved for doing the same shtick over and over again until amethyst got bored and left.

steven tries to accept change by doing his own thing, and everyone except lars loves it. and when steven talks to him about the match, this scene plays out

it felt like a jab at fans who ask for changes but aren’t satisfied with them, misunderstanding exactly why people have issues with the writing to begin with. it ends with steven and amethyst teaming up one last time and ending it with lars finally satisfied, as if we’re being told “hey shut up and accept what you already had”.

at the time the episode came out, i didn’t feel like it was right to accuse the writers of mocking their fans since it wasn’t as in your face as Historical Friction.

but after seeing Matt share an unused Keep Beach City Weird post where Ronaldo complains about how he’s not satisfied with the way things are, amethyst’s puma’s design, complaining about steven tiger being unlikable, wanting things to go with back to way things were and even saying that he’ll continue to watch it to see if it turns around.

its like. sooo childish lol and Matt was really proud to post that. I found Ian’s reaction to criticism a bit unprofessional but still admirable (like he had no problem with it so long as critics weren’t harassing fans) but matt, or whoever ran that blog, acted like a complete brat over the criticism

4

Your parents decided to host a party for your father’s political friends. And since they had been nagging for you to find a boyfriend because they were rather traditional, out of pure frustration you blurted out that you already had one. So here you were, biting the inside of your cheeks like a nervous wreck, pacing back and forth in front of Scott. Who happened to be the Alpha of the pack and your crush since primary school.

Keep reading

Halestorm  {Sentence Starters}

  • “You made a mistake.”
  • “Why do you waste my time?”
  • “I think about you all the time.”
  • “I don’t mean to bruise your ego.”
  • “I bet you wish you had me back.”
  • “You always hope for a better day.”
  • “You understand. No hard feelings.”
  • “They’re not enough to make me forget.”
  • “I see your face… and I’m mesmerized.”
  • “And I’m forgiven, so get out of my face.”
  • “You call me a ‘bitch’ like it’s a bad thing.”
  • “How could I live without you beside me?”
  • “I know that we will come together, again.”
  • “You’re going to get what’s coming to you.”
  • “Show me what I’m searching for tonight.”
  • “I need someone young, willing, and able.”
  • “Now, I’m starting to think maybe you like it.”
  • “I have to admit… I’ve made poor decisions.”
  • “I’m in love with somebody. And it’s not you.”
  • “Isn’t it interesting the way people think today?”
  • “I could not live without your love to guide me.”
  • “Bow to your queen and I will crown your head.”
  • “You need someone old enough to know better.”
  • “Before I do, tell me… tell me, what’s in it for me?”
  • “How come we’re always searching for a better day?”
  • “I don’t think you could have lived up to my challenge.”
  • “Can’t help myself from hurting you… and it’s hurting me.”
  • “Feeling so guilty of your past… of things you said and done?”
  • “I should’ve told you to leave, ‘cause I knew all the time you couldn’t handle me.”

anonymous asked:

Can you make a blurb about cuddling with dan and he has his face in your boobs. And you guys are like talking about why his face is in your boobs. And then he'll squeeze your ass out of no where. Idk lol

I will be doing blurbs and headcanons in 2nd person 

As the two of you rested on the sofa, resting in each others arms, Dan became extremely tired. His head moved from your shoulder and down to your boobs. He nestled himself as close as he could get and released a content sigh. “comfortable?” you asked. He nodded and tightened his arms around your body. “Ok follow up question, why are you using my boobs as pillows?” He lifted his slightly to look at you. “Well for one they are extremely comfortable and two they are my favourite thing about your body.” you raised your eyebrows. “Oh wait, second favourite.” You were about to question what he said when he squeezed your ass. “Perfect.” 

anonymous asked:

hi omg can I get one with bakugou confessing to his crush

hi hi i hope you like this ♡ + there’s cursing and swears in this because this is the angry child i love

He’d never felt this way before with another person. Why he did he feel this burn and erupting anger in his heart when there was someone talking to you that wasn’t him? Making you laugh that stupid laugh you had and that dumb smile that you always had on your face. He hated to feel like this, but he hated when others can do the things he could do for you even more.

Bakugou waited until you were by yourself, which was a strain on him considering you were always hanging around a friend. But he still waited. You were walking out the classroom when you heard,

“Hey you! Shithead!” you knew that voice relatively well, it belonged to an arrogant asshole you ironically had a slight interest in. You turn around and met an infamous pair of red beady eyes and a frown.

“Yes, what is it Bakugou?” you politely respond. He walked up in front of you, making you sweat-drop. You didn’t do anything to him, at least you thought. You made little to no interaction with this boy, so what could he have want?

“I-I like you I think! And your stupid laugh is nice to listen to and stuff and your smile isn’t as shitty as the others!” He shouts as a light tint of pink reaches his cheeks. He couldn’t be serious, could he?

“See! Your confused face isn’t even shitty!” You couldn’t help but blush at the backhanded compliments he gave.

“So you should go out with me! It’s not like you have a choice so just say yes,” he continues. You hesitate for a couple of seconds, taking in what he just said.

“I… I like you too Bakugou,” looking down at your shoes. You feel a rough hand lift your face up by the chin, looking up to see his smirk imprinted on his face. He places a small kiss on your lips and says,

“You belong to me now.”

Yugyeom imagine where you give him the silent treatment

“Babe?” You heard Yugyeom call from the kitchen. “Y/N!?” He called again. “Why don´t you answer me?” He asked as he walked into the living room to get your attention where he found you lying on the couch watching TV. “I didn´t hear you” You lied. “Anyway, where did you put the cereal?” “I don´t remember” You said not really paying attention to him “How can you not remember when you put away the groceries an hour ago?”. You kept your mouth shut and payed attention to the tv screen instead. “Whatever” Yugyeom said annoyed as he made his way back into the kitchen.

“Why are you being like this?” Yugyeom said walking into your shared bedroom. You shrugged your shoulders. You had pretty much ignored him the whole day, but you had your reasons of course. You were currently laying on the bed with your back facing Yugyeom, “Whatever it is, please tell me what´s wrong” He said making his way over to the bed. “Your lady friend is what´s wrong” You said. “Yeon Jae?” He asked in confusion. “Mhm” You let out. “Don´t you remember when you hugged her yesterday? How you caressed her face? Also how you held her hand?” You said, this time properly facing him.

“Y/N, I-” “Don´t!” You said with tears in your eyes. “I don´t need your stupid excuses, whatever, please just get out.” Yugyeom stood in front of you full of shame. How could he do that to you? “I´m so sorry Y/N, I didn´t mean for this to happen, I sw-” He tried to said but got interrupted. “I SAID I DON´T NEED YOUR STUPID EXCUSES, NOW GET OUT!” Without saying a word Yugyeom walked out of the bedroom, eyes filled with tears. You made sure you would never forgive him after how badly he hurt you, which is also the reason why you haven´t seen him since.


I decided to go with an angsty end, please don´t hate me lmao. Anyway hope you liked it!!

-Admin Karoline

teaser

Originally posted by trentsevenss

Your eyes like a shot of whiskey, warms me up like a summer night.

“Look, drunken hookups are supposed to suck. They’re an audition I guess. If it’s less sucky than initially thought, there’s a chance of a sober trial run. Trent, get that look off your face. My dry spell has been dryer than the Sahara.”

“That’s the biggest load of shite I have heard in a while. Why didn’t you just ask me?”

I choked on my coffee.

“P-pardon?”

Can you tell that I need ya with me? Let me drink you down tonight.

The Sith Rise

All those pretty faces
in the mirror
running late for work
for the doctor
for the Saturday Couch

don’t need make-up,
that just builds
on their pretty
make-up does not
make up
beauty

All those men
who view the right path,
know what to do
choose not to
struggle
what they should
why they should
when then should

The dark side
is not a metaphor

Words shoot
to your heart like
Palpatines lightning
strike
Future,
chokes the life out
of you in a launch hall,
Tatooine’s surface
burning below the
abysmal wibdow

Over here, we feed
on our own. We topple Gods
like they were never there
like a child left in the crosswalk
and a parent who hasn’t
stopped drinking since

but will one day soon

he, she, everyone feels the force
Poetry, Art, Heart, The Dark

We don’t need lifetimes of classes
to control our souls
no
We have already aced tests,
skipped class, smoked weed
in the bathroom during third period
our senior year.

Why control who you are?
Give into the Dark.
Let the Light do
as it pleases,
Nietzche was right

some things are
beyond good
beyond evil
we start fights

we finish them

we finish ourselves
without your help

bg-4/30/17

anonymous asked:

Selena just liked two ig comments about how she is classier than "insta models" who aren't "wifey material". This was in response to backlash from his fans bcs she dresses like a 12 year old lmao

She has such a superiority complex about dressing like a Mormon, it’s so ridiculous. I don’t know why she cares if she thinks she’s so great or why she can’t defend herself without having to like slut-shammy comments that (not to be that stan) feel like they’re shading Bella, especially that second one bringing up how potato face can’t handle how “classy” she is or whatever the fuck. Idk, I’m probably just on the defense with Bella, but her liking those comments are hypocritical anyways. Showing your body is showing your body; you aren’t better than other girls because you paid for your bikini pics to be on the cover of Vogue before posting them on instagram. Like, liking shady comments bringing down other women based on how they dress is so lame and definitely not classy, lol. Honestly, this is why (though I do bitch about it) I’m kinda glad Bella doesn’t really try to defend herself when she’s in trouble or really like/comment shady things on instagram because these celebrities always look stupid after, idek.

– blackpink reaction to you asking them to shower together ✧

– ✧ = smut (ish)


JENNIE →

Originally posted by taenuts

she thought you meant something else something more interesting than a simple shower but once she noticed you only meant a shower she felt disappointed but she don’t give up that easily.

“ only a shower? we can do something more entertaining too ”


JISOO →

Originally posted by blackpinknet

she got a smiley and giggly thinking that you meant doing “ it ” in the shower, she thought that you were into shower sex her thoughts kept going on and on until she noticed the confused look on your face.

“ wait you mean a regular shower, no more? ”


LISA →

Originally posted by yeowangs

confused but hella excited is her right now, like the other members she thought you meant something else something hardly related to showering, she felt confused because why of all the places you choose the bathroom ? and excited because she waited for a long time for you ask.

“ you meant a shower like a shower a shower not something else? ”


ROSÉ →

Originally posted by sunshine-nim

jishook af, she’s a small baby so she will definitely blush even if you didn’t mean it as if you were about to do it just thinking that both of you will be naked in a shower made her flustered but to be honest she will be somehow excited to shower with you.

“ jagi you actually want us to shower together

2

why dream drop distance xemnas is a FUCKING KNOCKOFF (a guide)

  • what the fuck happened nomura
  • HES SLOWLY TURNING INTO A CHEETO
  • WHAT????????????? HAPPENED TO HIS FACE
  • DID THEY CHANGE THE MODEL OR WHAT IT KIND OF PISSES ME OFF
  • look paul st peter youre a great voice actor and stuff and you play xemnas fantastic but what the hell happened in ddd you sound like “well im fucking done with this seeker of darkness shit”
  • XEMNAS YOU DONT HAVE FUCKING BOOBS STOP PUSHING OUT YOUR CHEST
  • am i the only one who sees the face difference
  • AM I
  • why is the chain on his coat paper
  • OKAY THE BOOB THING WAS FUNNY IN KH2 BUT DDD TAKES IT TOO LITERALLY
  • aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  • WHERE DID MY HUSBAND GO
  • miss me with that disappearing shit in the end of ddd
  • when he talks it looks like a fuckign puppet HE BARELY MOVES HIS MOUTH THE HELL IT MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE
  • his face in ddd. kjust. THE FUCK.
  • IM STILL MAD ABOUT THAT
  • why did you change hiM HE WAS PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!!
  • at least his hair still looks the same

make xemnas great again 2k17

Sentence Starter Masterlist

Tim Drake:

“Is there a problem?” “Is there a special reason, as to why you’re wearing my shirt?”

“No, nothing’s wrong, I was just fangirling, carry on.”

“You should know by know that if you leave your cape laying around, I don’t care if it’s for ‘superhero business’, I’m going to wrap it around myself like a blanket.”

“You drowned my makeup in water so I used my key to scratch all of your video game discs.” 

“stop it, stop whatever the hell your doing”

Jason Todd:

“If you shove cake in my face this will be the worst wedding night of your life.”

“After everything you did, you’re asking ME to apologize for snapping at you ONCE?”

“I know I said I’d get up with the kid in the morning but I’m hoping you can’t tell I’m fake sleeping and hoping you will do it instead”

“It helps that my competition is attractive." 

“I’d die for you. Of course, I’d haunt you in the afterlife but really, it’s the thought that counts.”

"I bet I could beat you in wrestling match”

“It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.” 

“If I didn’t know any better, I’d say you were trying to seduce me.”

“Yeah, because fighting crime wearing the colors of a traffic light is soooooo stealthy.”

“I met your parents and your mom was flirting with me. “

"I am not jealous, I’m territorial. Jealous is when you what something you can’t have, territorial is protecting what is yours." 

"Get over here, Jason 'Crush Me With Your Thighs’ Todd!”

“ITS PLATINUM!!!”

“Wait, you’re not a virgin? do you even stay awake long enough for sex?”

“you can’t just go around killing people”

“So tell me: do all vigilantes lurk or is this just a part of your unique charm?”

Dick Grayson:

“I did a pregnancy test.”

“You can’t banish me! This is my bed too!”

“What do you mean I can’t stay up until 4 am reading? You’ve stayed up later risking your life in a ridiculous costume!”

“If you sing that song one more time I will fight you”

“I had a nightmare about you and I just wanted to make sure you’re okay.”

“I swear to god if you don’t get off the chandelier right now”

“love first of all  if you’re wearing that kilt to slag me off for me Irish heritage I’m not one fucking bit impressed and second KILTS ARE FUCKING SCOTTISH ugh but you do look the ride in it , i have to say wait there I’m posting a pic of it this gonna be great craic”

“IVE BEEN STANDING IN THIS SHOP FOR TWO FUCKING HOURS TRYING TO DECIDE BETWEEN SMARTIES OR SKITTLES DONT RUSH ME !”

Damian Wayne:

“Damn, when did y/n get hot?”

“We’re camping and you think you lost the kid but they’re napping in the tent and I’m not telling you yet so you watch them better next time" 

"Damian, are you sure your dad is going to be ok with us sneaking a monkey into the Manor?”

“Before you decide to murder me, let me explain…”

“His ego is so visible; I can almost watch it grow.”

“When you love someone, you don’t just stop. Ever. Even when people roll their eyes or call you crazy… even then. Especially then!”

“Do you ever follow directions?”

“dami ..I can’t find my reading glasses have you seen them ?”

Batfam:

“Not to point out the elephant in the room, but is that a literal elephant in the room?”

Barry Allen:

“Cisco I don’t need you to hit on them for me.”

“I don’t care how much a speedster needs to eat, you touch my food, and we’re going to have a problem.”

“everyone can tell you lover her, it’s obvious”

“im NOT jealous, but he was flirting with you"

“I’m so sorry to disturb you but….I ran out of toilet paper”

Wally West:

“you like her, don’t you!" 

"I recognize that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it”

Oliver Queen:

“are you jerking off or did you just find another book?”

Mon-El:

“Are you really jealous of a dog?”

“Mon-El, stop trying to make me blush, you jerk!”

Winn Schott:

“Winslow Schott, you do *not* get to saw I’m 'crabby’ right now. If I seem to be in a bad mood, it’s because *someone* decided to drag all the way to the DEO, first thing in the morning before I had a chance to have breakfast, without actually giving me a reason!”

The Avengers:

“oops they saw it, well surprise I guess!”

Shiro:

“I’m like 20% sure this plan will work. The other 80% means we could die horribly and violently, but honestly it’s a really solid plan.”

“You’re so determined to protect yourself and your feelings, but what about me?” 

Lance:

“I’m starting an idiot jar. Any time you do or say anything idiotic, you have to put at least a dollar in it—more depending on how stupid the thing that you said or did was.”

“Please tell me you aren’t washing a metal, mechanical, slightly magical lion with soap and water?”

Keith:

“How in the world did I get you to like me back?”

“I thought it was a good idea at the time, but it now occurs to me that I was horribly wrong.”

“Oh my god! You’re in love with them!” “No, Dumb-ass I’m in love with you”

“I can’t believe you talked me into this.”

“Keith, I love you, you know I do, but *please* tell me you didn’t actually jump out of an airlock to get your lion.”

Spencer Reid:

“i need you to breath in and out with me, this anxiety attack will pass, i……”

“I don’t care what you think you know, Spence, I’m *not* ticklish!”

“God, I hate profilers! You can never keep a secret from one.”

anonymous asked:

First, thanks 4 being so great and responding to everyone with your beauty knowledge. I wanted to ask you for some advise as well! I've got an oily face, fanfcktabulous! NOT. I use urban decays oil setting makeup spray and I notice I still get oily thru out the day. Not as much as before so that's good. BUT, my eye lids. Omg. Wth can I do about them? They're so oily! Like why?? You know those gloss kids everyone loves now a days? Yeah, naturally got em. Any tips? Creams, makeup, sprays. Thanks!!

Thank you! xoxo

I have oily lids, too! I find the best way to keep your eyeshadow from creasing and your lids from getting greasy is “blotting” them before makeup and using a really good eyeshadow primer. “Blot” your eyelids before makeup by just making sure they’re clean and dry before applying any makeup. Dirt and oil can collect on your lids just like your face, and you wouldn’t apply makeup to a non freshly washed face! I sometimes even go in with a Q Tip and apply a gentle toner on my lids for a “cleanse”. Don’t forget to wash your eye area gently with your facial cleanser, sometimes using just makeup remover or wipes on the eyes doesn’t clean the area completely and leaves residue making it extra greasy the next day. 

I like to treat my lids like my skin when it’s oily… go in with a good shine proof base like NARS Pro Prime Smudgeproof Eyeshadow Base and set it with a skin tone or sheer eyeshadow. I even prefer use translucent powder on my eyelids because it’s a great at preventing shine. The extra layer of powder under your eyeshadow just keeps everything dry and peachy. 

Other tips

  • Use a light weight eye cream. Eye creams that are too rich will just make everything more slippy for oily eye lids. Save the richer eye cream for when your skin starts to get drier as you age. :)
  • Don’t use foundation/concealer on your eyelids. Most foundations and concealers are very slippy so they’ll blend like a breeze but this could make oily lids even more oily. 
an alphabetized list of reasons to burst into tears once someone kisses you, by Meukit London

Alt title: Thirteen Six Reasons Why (You Started Crying When Pheres Kissed You)

  1. Everything hurts. Your shoulder feels like it’s about to fall off, your knees feel like someone took a sledgehammer to them, and everything from your palms to your shins just aches. It’s not helping your emotional regulation.
  2. Falling off of a cliff is terrifying. You may have jumped, but you just watched a couple dozen feet of rock and cliff plummet towards your face, and you suspect you might have left your stomach behind up on the cliff’s edge when you leapt.
  3. Having Pheres comfort you is selfish. You can’t keep control of yourself and you’re already being a demanding, selfish person for clinging to him like a wiggler to his lusus. You’re not the only one bleeding, just the only one demanding attention.
  4. Pheres is upset because of you. You jumped like an idiot and scared him half to death, and your wiggler’s inability to control yourself is distressing him even more while you’re busy getting upset over exactly nothing.
  5. Watching Pheres fall was horrifying. You have exactly two friends in this world you would do just about anything for. You’ve never had friends like that before, and you nearly just watched one of them die. You can’t stop thinking about it, and you can’t stop imagining it happening again, and again, and again, except this time you find Pheres at the bottom of the cliff.
  6. You are an awful, hateful, unforgivably selfish hivewrecker that has just ruined the perfectly good relationship of your two best friends, and nobody will ever, ever forgive you for it.
  • Me: *showing my boyfriend the image of Armin trying to calm down Candy after he was dared to kiss Melody and also told him about the leaked image of Armin for the episode 35*
  • BF: She makes your same face when you're angry at me. So maybe that's why he's hurted.
  • Me: But it's like 2 episodes before the party.
  • BF: Maybe she awaited for the right moment to beat him down!
How could you

How could you leave me after I told you I felt alone. How could you ignoring me why want you just pick up your phone. How could you hurt me after all that I said. Why don’t you want me is the biggest question that echoes in my head… how could you leave me can’t you see me can’t you hear have the the pain I spilled to you falling into a deaf ear. Can’t you understand that I need you here. When you leave I’m living my worse fear. Your leaving me trapped in my head with nobody near leaving me A victim of what ever terrible thoughts might appear. It’s like going a hundred miles per hour in a car you can’t steer. Just hoping you don’t crash into anybody else that might be near. And if you manage to not hit anyone that’s just pure luck. But I can’t understand why you left me alone to face this that’s why I’m stuck.