why are you taller than me

Haikyū Characters as things my Teachers have said

Daichi: if yOU DON’T SIT thE FUCK doWN

Sugawara: Are yOU paSSiNg swEEtS iN MY claSS??

Asahi: Please don’t get run over by a car.

Tanaka: I need a wife cause I clearly have no life.

Nishinoya: In order to be confident, you have to be confident.

Ennoshita: I wanted to talk about wine but then I remembered I’m teaching a class of 14 year olds

Hinata: Big star! Big star!

Kageyama: What do you mean you’re lactose intolerant?

Tsukishima: Hahaha. No.

Yamaguchi: I’m here if you ever need a hug alright?

Oikawa: The only thing raising your class’s reputation is my good looks.

Iwaizumi: I’m gonna grade your assignments according to the will I have left. Zero.

Matsukawa: It’s okay, if it makes you feel better I didn’t do my physics exam out of mere spite. 

Hanamaki: Who wants to head over to MACS??

Kuroo: When I was a young boy there was no such thing as too cool.

Kenma: You tried.

Yaku: Why are a bunch of 14 year olds taller than me?

Lev: I like pinapples.

Bokuto: GO GO GO GO GO GO.

Akaashi: I regret taking a university education for this.

Ushijima: Dreams are made to be crushed.

Tendou: Anyone watch the latest episode of Boruto

The Signs As Weird Retail Customers I've Had To Deal With
  • Aries: The guy who went over to me with a knife and held it in front of my face, only to ask if I knew any place in the mall where he could have it sharpened.
  • Taurus: The woman who didn´t want to buy her son any toys and tried to tell him that “the toys are just for decoration; they actually sell shelves”.
  • Gemini: The man who tried to pay for a €10 soft toy with a €500 note and, when I refused to accept it, complained that this was “discrimination against rich people”.
  • Cancer: The guy who rode his bike through the mall.
  • Leo: The two students who each bought a giant teddy bear as “back-up presents” for their girlfriends, in case they forgot an anniversary or a birthday.
  • Virgo: The guy who bought 100 postcards for his sister´s wedding and came by two days later to show us wedding videos and photos on his tablet.
  • Libra: The woman who bought a llama soft toy, believing it was a cat.
  • Scorpio: The big, dangerously looking biker who walked straight up to me and asked for “the biggest and fluffiest bunny” we had.
  • Sagittarius: The man who looked at the giant 4.25-foot (1.20 metres) plush penguin and asked if we had a bigger one- preferably taller than him.
  • Capricorn: The woman who had a whole conversation with me in English, eventually realized that I wasn´t originally from Britain and then started to talk really, really slowly.
  • Aquarius: The woman who didn´t know what a penguin was- or the South Pole for that matter- and asked me to explain.
  • Pisces: The women who looked at the big cat soft toys and asked me why the hell we sold soft toys of animals that were not indigenous to Germany while standing next to a shelf filled with dragons and unicorns.
Angel in the Darkness (M) pt.4

Originally posted by aestheticvbts

Summary: After a patient urgently pleads you to go and help a friend of his, you naively agree to it. Little did you know, that you would get more than what you agreed to, when he leads you to a brothel, to help a dangerous prostitute named Jeon Jungkook.

Pairing: Jungkook x Reader (ft. Jin, but not romantically)

Genre: Smut (M), angst, mafia!au, prostitution!au

A/N:This is a dark and filthy story! Graphic descriptions of sex (masturbating, etc), heavy dom/sub undertones, drug use, vulgar language use……(alot of smut comes in later) This is a mature read! You have been warned!

part 1 | part 2 | part 3 | part 4 | part 5

“You’re a mistake! You should have never even been born!” the group of nine-year old’s like yourself, taunted you.

You were mindlessly walking outside during recess, until a group of kids from your class cornered you. They formed a circle around you, deciding to remind you of what kind of blasphemy you were.

“Just leave me alone!” you screeched back at them, just wanting to distance yourself. You tried to leave, but there was no escape, as they would just push you back into the middle of the circle.

“Where are you going you little bitch?” a boy who was a bit taller than you mocks.

When you glare at him to try to push past, he shoves you roughly back, making you fall on the cold cement. You cringe when you skid against the ground, layers of skin from your elbows and hands being ripped off.

Each of them laugh at you, as you just sit still on the ground, not daring to look up at them. Why did this always have to happen to you?

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compliments part 2 - zach dempsey

requested: yes

word count: 2.216

warnings: none besides fluff i think

plot: zach decides to (nervously) confront you after finding out you’re the one slipping compliments in his bag

a/n: i Cannot believe a 2nd part was requested i cant believe you guys enjoyed the first part and sent me messages!! i wasn’t planning on writing this but here she is since y’all are cute as heck

Originally posted by veronicsalodge

Thursday night found Zach Dempsey sprawled on his bed.

A week worth of complimentary notes was at the foot of the bed. Some were folded, some all the way open but none of them were in their original, pristine state. They were crumpled, thing that probably happened whenever the boy stuffed them in his pockets.

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Marichat May Day 14: Age Up Chat

*shrugs* This is super random but oh well.

Marinette was used to have late nights, especially when she was working on commissions. It was one of those nights. As Marinette was finishing knitting a scarf, she heard a commotion from her balcony. Tikki was still sleeping soundly on her pillow so Marinette glanced at the ceiling thoughtfully. Yeah, she could handle a random thief. Grabbing a wonderful hard wood bat she bought from a street market Marinette made her way carefully up the stairs and pushed the skylight open. She moved as fast as she could, jumping at the intruder and placing a couple of good hits. The man (he was obviously a man judging by the frame) gave a couple of indignant noises as he tried to defend himself.

“Not again, why are you always doing this to me?”

Marinette stopped dead in her tracks when she noticed just who she was hitting.

“Oh my God, Chat Noir! I’m so… sorry?”

This was Chat Noir, but it wasn’t her Chat Noir. He was obviously older, with his hair longer and put in a messy ponytail. He was much taller than her Chat, he was easily 1,95. His jaw was more defined and his body more muscled and… he was insanely hot. Not that her Chat wasn’t hot, but while hers was cookies just taken out of the oven hot, this older Chat was lava during volcano eruption hot. Okay Marinette, get a grip, he was hot, but he could be dangerous. She pointed at him with her bat.

“Explain.” she growled.

Chat blinked at her in surprise, but then his lips curled in a fond and (dare she say it?) loving smile. “Time-related akuma, sweet princess. I will probably be back before you know it.”

Marinette narrowed her eyes. She could believe it was an akuma doing. And he used the nickname he had for her and it isn’t something an akuma would know, so he couldn’t be a fake. Marinette lowered her bat. “Wanna join me? I’m pretty sure I have some ice cream cake left in the fridge.”

Chat’s, incredibly gorgeous, face lit up. “Of course! See, that’s one of the many reasons why I married you.”

The bat fell out of Marinette’s hands.

“You WHAT?”

wanna one summed up in a quote (sort of)

jisung- ‘thank you buddah’

sungwoon- ‘why is legit everyone taller than me’

seongwoo- ‘iM FUNNY GODDAMNIT’

minhyun- ‘wait jaehwan- stop- i need to clean this’


daniel- ‘ongneil is science/harry pote’

jihoon- ‘hey im not a pig’

woojin- ‘im actually from seoul’

daewhi- ‘jinyoungg/ im the true center of naya na’

jinyoung- ‘daehwii/ i bet my face is smaller then that piece of bread’

guanlin- ‘i wanna be a swaggy r-r-apper’

Rivals To Lovers

A few people asked for this so here’s a longer one to include them all!

@lartenluver said: Rivals to lo
Anonymous said: Rivals to lovers pls
Anonymous said: Ok but childhood friends to rivals to lovers prompts pls?
Anonymous said: Rivalry AUs?

  • as kids you were always a few inches taller than me and it always pissed me off but guess whos taller NOW
  • we were always neck and neck in school and the teachers want us to work together to represent the school in a contest
  • I’ve never met you before but we’re in the same contest and in the semi-finals together I need to win
  • for some reason we always butted heads, no one really knows why, but you’ve moved away for a few years and holy cow what do you mean that’s the same person
  • we always liked the same person so we don’t get along but they force us to hang out with each other so we stop fighting (ot+ friendly)
  • we’ve always hated each other but then one day you save my life like why??? I have to reevaluate my entire mindset (mostly bc I have no idea if I’d do the same if it were me, sorry pal)
  • we never hated each other until that one day you were an absolute ASSHOLE out of nowhere for no reason six years ago. …..What the fuck do you mean you have an identical twin who hates me
  • we signed up for the same cooking class as best friends but then I found out you like PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA I CANT BE FRIENDS WITH YOU NOW THIS VIOLATES MY BASIC IDEALS

I hope these work for all of you!! i’m so sorry about the last one i just couldn’t help myself

~Mod Karissa

Buzzfeed Unsolved: Supernatural   {Sentence Starters}

  • “Spooky, huh?”
  • “Its not a ghost.”
  • “Are ghosts real?”
  • “You look like an idiot!”
  • “I wasn’t fat-shaming Bigfoot!”
  • “Knock me down with a feather!”
  • “I just got startled by a disco ball…”
  • “How.. how do you go that wrong?”
  • “You wanna lie on the pentagram?”
  • “Oh my god, you have a death wish!”
  • “Hey there, demons, its me… ya boy.”
  • “That’s the biggest lie I’ve ever heard.”
  • “I think I’m gonna buy you a punch in the face.”
  • “She doesn’t seem like a very intelligent ghost.”
  • “Yeah, I got the chills even just thinking about it.”
  • “How about I open the door and you walk in first?”
  • “Well, if its any consolation, you look like an idiot.”
  • “Like pretty much everywhere we go, its old and gross.”
  • “And the worst part is, I don’t even have my holy water!”
  • “Can I use the jacuzzi hot tub we’ve been blessed with?”
  • “I’m gonna serve you up a fresh truth pancake right now.”
  • “That’s concerning… that there’s that tiny margin of error.”
  • “If I see people taller than me, I get concerned about them.”
  • “I’m saying just ‘cause something’s old, doesn’t mean its bad.”
  • “Do you always have to insult the ghost of the place we’re at?”
  • “You’re not gonna believe me if I tell you, so why even tell you?”
  • “And, as you can see, this is the place where nightmares are made.”
  • “I ask myself that a lot, too. I don’t understand why I do these things.”
  • “Oh, he’ll pick you up, alright. He’ll pick you up and crack you in two.”
  • “I never said I wanted to murder you! This is a hypothetical situation!” 
  • “He said that, but I agree with it. He meant it more, though, so hit him!”
  • “If you slit my throat tonight, I’m gonna have a hard time forgiving you for that.”
  • “No, I can’t imagine that. I’d never want to imagine that. Are YOU imagining that?”
  • “Why don’t you punch me in the face, maybe smack me around a little? What are you, a wussy?”

You’re Not Tall Enough; 2320 words

Usually Even hated being around drunk people when he was sober.

Truth be told, he wasn’t actually that keen on drunk people when he was drunk either.  Alcohol had never really been his thing; he had always preferred something a bit, uh, greener.

But seeing Isak absolutely wasted was proving more amusing than anything else Even could remember in recent history.  He was currently stood up on the sofa with Eva – it was always Eva who pushed Isak over the edge from drunk to wasted – racing her to finish a cup of some horrifyingly strong concoction Vilde had created.  Everyone was crowded around them chanting drink drink drink like some ridiculous TV show scene.

What wasn’t ridiculous, though, was the delighted look on Isak’s face when he swallowed down the last of his drink and tossed the cup aside.  His cheeks were flushed and his eyes were bright and he was smiling so wide that Even didn’t even care that he’d be nursing a hungover Isak for the entirety of the next day.

He’d do anything to see Isak’s face lit up like that.

He joined the rest of the crowd in cheering for Isak, who was up on the sofa basking in his moment of glory that he probably wouldn’t remember the next day.

When people asked later how he knew what was about to happen he tells them he knew from the way Isak blinked.  One second his eyes were bright, but after an uncoordinated looking blink they were completely vacant and Even was surging forwards with the bin firmly in his grasp.

He thrust the receptacle into Isak’s face mere seconds before his boyfriend lurched forwards and vomited.  The crowd that had been cheering him and Eva on quickly dispersed, not wanting to be in the splash zone.  Even was vaguely aware of Eva squealing that Isak throwing up meant she was the real winner seeing as she’d held her liquor, but he was a bit too preoccupied with keeping the bin under Isak’s chin to defend his boyfriend’s honour as the rightful winner.

Once Isak stopped retching Even walked him slowly away from the main bustle of the party.  He ended up sitting a very drunk Isak down on Eva’s doorstep with the bin in his lap, hoping the cool night air would sober him up a bit.

“Still having fun, baby?” Even couldn’t help but teasing as he knelt in front of Isak.

“Don’t call me that, I have a boyfriend!” Isak slurred.  He managed to sound outraged even in his drunken state.

“I know?  I am the boyfriend?” Even frowned.  Isak stared hard at him; his lips were pursed in a very unimpressed fashion and his alcohol-glazed eyes managed to convey a severe lack of belief at Even’s statement.

“You’re not tall enough t’be my boyfriend.” Isak shook his head for a second before groaning and doubling back over the bin, retching some more.  And damn, that was the first time in his life Even had been told he wasn’t tall enough for something.

“I’m crouching, Isak.  You’re sat down?” Even tried to explain as he rubbed Isak’s back, but Isak was having none of it.

“No, no!  Even didn’t want t’come out tonight; he’s at home!” Isak insisted.  And yeah, okay, Even hadn’t really wanted to watch all his friends get blitzed when he was just coming out of a depressed few weeks but he also didn’t want to be apart from Isak when he was finally feeling like himself again.

“You know what: I think it’s time we got you home.” Even suggested.  If Isak was so drunk he couldn’t even recognise his boyfriend of almost a year then it was probably time to call it a night.

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Pairing: Peter Parker x Reader

Word Count: 1.2k

Warnings: More teen angst, wow what a surprise coming from me!!

Summary: Seeing Peter so hurt after a fight makes hidden feelings reveal themselves.

A/N: I really don’t like this, but I felt like I needed to post so here you go lolnfdkndk

You sighed, your fuzzy sock-clad feet tucked under you as you sat with your legs crossed on Peter’s bed. He had promised that the two of you could have one of your traditional movie nights, and needless to say, you were beyond excited. It seemed like ages since your last one of these. It was understandable, though, considering how your best friend was Spider-Man himself… yeah, you knew, but most days the thought of him being out there fighting still didn’t sit right with you.

He had told you to come over at 5:30, so you’d arrived at 5:15. When you knocked on the door, May greeted you with a huge smile and a bear hug. After knowing Peter since you were in third grade, you’d also grown to know and love his Aunt. Every time you came over, she always had some sort of baked good prepared for you. She was like your second mother.

Now it was almost 6:00, and there was still no sign of Peter. You sat on his unmade bed, scrolling boredly through your Instagram feed. You knew why he was late, obviously, but you couldn’t help feeling incredibly disappointed nonetheless. Lately, he’d been even more distant. In school, you sat together at lunch with him, Ned and MJ, but during every conversation, it seemed like he wasn’t even really there.

You were about to send him a text when May’s face popped up in the doorway. “Hey, kiddo, I’m sorry about this. Peter has been so flaky recently, and he won’t even tell me why.” She gave you a look of pity and understanding.

“Yeah, it’s okay. Maybe I should head home, I guess.” You meekly smiled, trying not to let the overwhelming dismay leak into your voice. May just nodded. Grabbing your backpack from the ground, you tucked your cell phone into the back pocket of your jeans.

Standing up, you were almost all the way out of the bedroom when you heard the front door open and slam shut. Peter.

You listened intently as you heard May’s footsteps approaching him. She was talking to him, but he was answering in a tone none higher than a whisper. You could barely make out what he was saying. Biting your lip, you dropped your bag back down onto the ground and waited for Peter to come in.

The doorknob turned slowly and then opened to reveal your best friend on the other side. His hair looked disheveled, and your eyes widened as you took in the sight of a huge black eye forming on his face. He was sporting a light gray hoodie and jeans, but you could tell that he’d just thrown the clothes over his suit.

Peter met your gaze, his eyes slightly lighting up. You quickly went over to him, closing the door behind you. “Oh my gosh, Pete, come here.” You led him over to the bed and carefully sat down next to him.

“Hi.” He muttered as you both sat, leaning in to hug you before grimacing in pain.

Now you were really worried. “What the hell happened? It’s not even dinner time and you’re already all beaten up!” Your voice raised slightly, and you had to fight hard to not let tears start pouring from your eyes already. Running your hands through your hair, you squeezed your eyes shut.

“Hey, hey, I’m right here. (Y/N), look, I’m okay.” Peter grabbed your hand, rubbing his thumb over your clenched knuckles soothingly. You let out a deep breath, his touch always had a way of simultaneously calming you down and making you completely lose your train of thought.

Opening your eyes again, you started, “You know, I was really, super worried about you. And I couldn’t even talk to May about it,” You felt yourself succumb to your emotions that were currently on overdrive, droplets of salt water beginning to leak from your tired eyes. “Now, you need to tell me what happened.”

Peter sighed, still holding your hand in his. “Well, there was a bank robbery. I tried to stop it, I almost had them, I really did. But then one of them pulled out this massive gun thing, I swear it was like something from another dimension, it was so insane (Y/N).”

“Oh my god, I’m gonna be sick.” Standing up and pacing back in forth in front of his bed, you shook your head in disbelief. “Peter, you could have died.”

“(Y/N), every time I put on that suit, I run the risk of dying.” He murmured, earning a death glare in his direction from you.

“Gee, thanks, that makes me feel so much better.”  

“(Y/N)! Jeez! I’m fine, I’m here. Why are you suddenly freaking out about this? It’s just a few scrapes and bruises, nothing out of the ordinary.” Peter pleaded, now standing up and facing you directly. You stared at the bruise on his eye that blocked out a cluster of the freckles that dotted his face.

Unfortunately, Peter was significantly taller than you, which meant that whenever you talked, you had to look up at him. This was your current situation, and as much as you were mad at him, the urge to collapse into his arms was still prominent in your mind as ever.

The words were flying out of your mouth before you could even process them. “God, Peter, because I’m in love with you, you dumbass!”

Suddenly you had stopped your pacing. Eyes wide as saucers, heart beating out of your chest, the reality of what you’d just admitted was slowly sinking in. It was your turn to blush profusely that night.

Meanwhile, Peter’s mind was racing at a mile a minute. (Y/N) (Y/L/N), the girl who he’d pined after in secret since he was thirteen, had beaten him to say that he loved her first. The girl who Peter had watched admire other boys in their grade for years upon years. The girl who sat next to him at lunch on his first day being the new kid in their school. The girl who had punched Flash Thompson in the face one day after he’d dumped his lunch tray on him. The girl who he’d practiced confessing to in front of his mirror countless times. Holy shit.

You were staring up at him, your soft eyes wide with anticipation. Don’t mess this up, Peter. He took a single step towards you. He felt time slow down.

The distance between the two of you grew smaller with every passing moment. You felt your heart surge in your chest as Peter’s honey colored eyes scanned yours.


“Yes?” You choked out, voice barely rising above the volume of a whisper.

“I-I love you too.”

Time froze. You let out a shaky breath of relief, before giving him the most beautiful smile he’d ever seen in his whole life. His eyes sparkled, flecks of light green catching in the light coming from the window.

“I think now’s the moment where you’re supposed to kiss me.” You chuckled, watching as Peter’s cheeks flamed.

“R-right.” He stuttered, taking a final step forward towards you and wrapping his arms around your waist. You smiled again, causing him to almost fall over at how much he loved you.

And then he kissed you, so gently as if you were glass and he didn’t want to break you, and all the years of hidden feelings suddenly came out into the open.

Predebut Bangtan appreciation! (The maknae line)



he has always been  a marshmallow!

Glasses have never looked sexier!

Look at these those cheeks I JUST WANNA BITE EM’ SQUISH THEM UP!

Remember when Jimin was 12 but he was actually 19!

Puberty hit him in all the right places

He grew up so well..

I wish i could tell him how perfect he truly is and that he doesn’t need anyone’s approval.


His existence is more than enough to makes us happy.


Here are some UNSEEN SCANDALOUS BARE NAKED PICS OF KIM TAEHYUNG! (warning! you will die-)





From all the feels!

That boxy grin hasn’t changed

“My grandma likes me chubby so i keep eating” - Kim Taehyung

It’s amazing too see how far he has come..

From a rookie to an idol now becoming an actor…


Taetae never stops growing..


‘Hi baby! i’m Jungkook”

I hope this haircut never makes a comeback.

When Kookie was a smol bunny.

When kookie had Goo Joon pyo hair. Goo ‘Jeon’ pyo!

when Kookie just being himself!

But then, Kookie started growing and became taller than his hyungs

He made Noonas all over the world weak~

why did you have to grow so fast and so tall little bunbun?

Don’t you know you’re ruining lives here?



Taeil Appreciation Posts

Originally posted by taesyong

Okay I had never NEVER expected so much notes from my Jaehyun appreciation posts. So I thought why not do more with every member? (Someone please help me with the whole mobile link thing cause I don’t really know how to do it. And I’m really hoping to add all the members with their link)

JaehyunTaeil, Yuta, Doyoung, Winwin, Mark, Haechan, Johnny, Taeyong, Ten

Anyways Moon Taeil need to get more love. I feel like he is the least appreciated member so this post is really important. If you never heard of him or not like him as much as the others, be prepared to be blown away. 

Originally posted by planettaeil

This boy can sing and make my heart stop. I swear when I heard his voice he made MY MOTHER FREAKING HEART STOP. Its amazing how one person can do to someone. (Just listen to “Because of you” its a beautiful song sung by a beautiful person. Note this is the song the member tease/sing all the time to him) 

Originally posted by halfkeeper

Although he’s not really known for being a dancer, like every NCT member, all of them can dance. I don’t care what anyone says Taeil is a great dancer. 

Originally posted by yoon-to-the-oh

Originally posted by nctaezen

Taeil can be sexy. FIGHT ME, IF YOU DON’T THINK SO. I know he’s mostly the awkward, introverted, shy type of guy. But I believe in the bottom of my heart he has a sexy side. *wink* *wink*

Originally posted by koimi

He is the greatest motivator. I mean did you see those cheer leading skills in NCT LIFE PAJU? 

Originally posted by nctaezen

Originally posted by fullsunhaechan

He’s hella cute. You can tell in those beautiful eyes of his he is innocent to the soul. So pure and angelic not a care in the world. A LIVING ANGEL I TELL YA, A LIVING ANGEL.

Originally posted by nctjaemin

I don’t know about anyone else but I’m loving his hair in cherry bomb era. It’s so fluffy and bouncy I want to touch it. It looks like a cloud that just happens to be on Taeil’s head. LET ME TOUCH IT.

Originally posted by tenrais

Originally posted by nctaezen

But that gaze thou. SO RUDE LOOKING AT US LIKE THAT. 

Originally posted by xehunted

Did I mention his jawline? No? Well that jawline can cut a diamond no problem cause it’s so sharp. I also like his eyebrows, I don’t know why I’m mentioning that, when your eyes is on his gorgeous jawline but… eyebrows.

Originally posted by yutaf

Originally posted by nakamotens

Savage AF LEVEL 10000+. Poor Doyoung, I swear Taeil is gonna kill Doyoung one day by accident. If Doyoung dies one day you will know why, two words. Moon Taeil. 

Originally posted by hyunwoobabo

Also R.I.P Jaehyun’s dick. Like I said Taeil is not only gonna kill Doyoung but every NCT member. Poor Jaehyun, I love how Yuta just ends up laughing.

Originally posted by mauloveskpop

His smile. I feel like every member in NCT had one of the most beautiful smile I had ever seen. When can I have a beautiful smile and look good while smiling? Oh I know, never.

Originally posted by taei

I just wanted to include this cause why not. Doyoung looking at Taeil’s butt thou. We see you Doyoung, WE SEE YOU. NASTY BOY.

Originally posted by ithastobemoontaeil

Look how small he looks compared to the other members, so tiny and cute. Jaehyun-6ft, Yuta-5′9ft, Taeil-5′8. However Yuta looking like he’s 5′10 or 5′11 but I won’t judge. Taeil maybe tiny but he’s still taller than me shm.

Originally posted by taeiljaeh


Originally posted by neoculturedaily

Originally posted by ten-ie

Like every NCT member, he’s a dork. A cute, lovable dork. A dork in which we should all love and cherish forever. 

Originally posted by nakamotens

Once again look how small Taeil looks compared to Jaehyun. If Taeil was wearing a dress and a wig or something, I would mistake him for Jaehyun’s girlfriend. (Throwback to Haechan dressed up as a girl. Freaking Haechan looking better than me as a girl, when I am one.)


Originally posted by taesyong

2Tae’s. Tbh I feel like Taeyong can be shipped with any member, or is it just me?

Originally posted by nctinfo

Also I personally ship Doyoung and Taeil. I haven’t seen this ship much but this gif just bring a smile to my face. (Whats this ship name?)

Between Chocolates & Candy Canes (M)

Character: Yoongi x reader x Jimin

Genre/words: Smut, Crack, Oompa Loompa!au / 3,795 words

Warning: public sex, threesome, spit roasting, so much filth, pwp smut, borderline crack

a/n: Yes, this is merely a crack piece which is written with comedy purpose (although the outcome might not be speaking of it so much), so please don’t expect much of it and don’t question everything. Every bit of this fic will be pure imagination filled with filth, so I am asking for your forgiveness in advance to what it is you are about to read lol | tagging @jheartseok and @floralseokjin because you guys are responsible for this T.T

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This is based off of this post. This is the short and sweet version, but i have a longer version with more detail and backstory if anyone is interested in that. HUGE thanks to everyone who gave me feedback. I hope I’ve done the prompt justice.

eddie kaspbrak sighed, looking in the mirror, and tried to flatten his cowlick down once more.

‘well… this is as good as its gonna get.’

he stared at his unmarked body in the mirror, wondering when the words would come, if they’d be from someone he already knew, or someone he had yet to met; and just where they would appear.

it was sort of an unspoken rule that the words would only appear if the soulmates were touching- the speaker making contact, more specifically. the grownups kept this secret so the kids wouldn’t run around grabbing onto strangers, or giving someone the burden of wearing a vulgar phrase for the world to see. of course, everyone figured it out anyways.

there was no age limit to finding your soulmate; some found them as early as three or four years old. others lived their entire lives without finding anyone. eddie was beginning to wonder if this was his case.

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make a home out of you | jungkook [1/2]

jungkook | reader  
genre: angst, slight fluff, future smut 
word count: 9.192
warnings: use/mentions of alcohol, mild language
summary: it’s the small, quirky details that help you remember how much you loved him despite it being years since you’ve seen each other, or make you realize that maybe, you’ve never really stopped loving him in the first place.



There were times where you found comfort in the overwhelming, busy, and bustling metropolis you were raised in. It must’ve been years ago, back when you were bound in the suburbs but your ten-year-old heart would always shake in glee whenever your parents took you out of the house for a drive. The skyscraping and minimal buildings were something that you loved a lot. Your eyes would always look out the window of your dad’s car as your mouth gaped open, struck mesmerized by the towers that disappeared into the clouds. You were always jealous of your relatives who got to live in apartments, in such easy access to the city.

It was such an unfit preference for a kid. Most girls your age would’ve been content with going to the park, playgrounds, going over to a friend’s to build forts and make up ridiculous fantasies until the sun comes up. Not you. You were a city girl, despite growing up in a small housing complex. You had always promised yourself to move into the city when you grew older. Your dreams were quite… unique. Living in castles and marrying a handsome prince were never in your agenda. You wanted to live in an apartment and have a beautiful view that overlooked the metropolitan, one that you could always look at as you enjoyed whatever adult drink you had in mind then. You had heard of New York, Las Vegas, Paris, but none of those could compare what Seoul made you feel. Seoul was yours. The vast city was your little secret, your very own wonderland. 

It was nice while it lasted, though.

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