why are you such a babe omg

i’m always a slut for a christmas au 

  • “i know we hate each other but it’s christmas eve and your flight was cancelled please come inside”
  • “i got you for secret santa so i got you this really expensive but sentimental gift that you’ve always wanted, hoping you’ll never find out it’s from me - and that i’ve been in love with you 1234567 years”
    SNOWBALL FIGHTS
  • “hi we’re neighbours and omg are you alright i could smell cooking burning - whoaaa now that’s just embarrassing? step aside i’ll handle this”
  • person a seducing person b into taking a few steps back/backing them against the wall (”oh look, how did that mistletoe get right there????”)
  • “you’re in the hospital for the holidays so i came in while you were sleeping to decorate your room i love you merry christmas”
  • “YES I BOOBY TRAPPED THE PRESENTS BECAUSE YOU DO THIS EVERY FUCKING YEAR”
  • “i live below you and i was minding my own business watching the snowfall out the window WHEN I SAW A BODY FALL ARE YOU REALLY PUTTING UP CHRISTMAS LIGHTS NOW”
  • I KNITTED YOU A JUMPER
  • MY MOM KNITTED YOU A JUMPER
  • “we’re strictly ‘platonic’ but we’re snowed in omg we’re gonna have to repopulate the earth”
  • “i slipped on ice outside your house and you ran out barefoot to help me quick let’s get inside under a blanket”
  • “’it’s a wonderful life’ aww it sounds so cute babe sure we can watch it! *30 mins later* “YOU MONSTER”
  • “we were playing in the snow and you suddenly tackled me to the ground and now…we’re just…staring… at each other…”
  • “YOU DON’T LIKE MARSHMALLOWS IN YOUR HOT CHOCOLATE? WHY DO YOU HATE LOVE”
  • TREE DECORATING (bonus points if one of them is doing it completely wrong omg why am i in love with you) 
  • “we took our kids to santa’s workshop and they both wished we would get together”
    FRIENDS AU - “our christmas party turned into a tropical theme because the radiator is broken and it’s hotter than hell in here - damn you look good without a shirt i never noticed before asgdhfjgkhl” 
  • “we’re co workers who hate each other but you had too much to drink at the staff christmas party and admitted your love for me i don’t know how to act around you now” 
  • DRUNKEN CAROLLING (”that’s not a thing” “oh yes it is”) 
  • TEACH ME HOW TO SKI (lol jk i know how you’re just so fucking cute)
  • “there’s a storm and omg i’m losing signal are you okay?? hold on let me drive 489432 miles to get you the night before christmas” 
  • PULLING YOU IN FOR A KISS WITH A SCARF 
  • “i did that annoying thing where i put loads of smaller boxes inside one big box and you’re getting really mad but you don’t know that the ring is in the smallest box and i can’t wait to see your face”
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@imaginashon has the habit of making amazing Hogwarts Au’s and I’m no stranger to drawing fanart for it because I NEED IT IN MY LIFE LIKE AIR I’M A SUCKER FOR HER AU’S ASHLEY THIS IS WHAT YOU DO TO ME I LOVE IT SO MUCH YOU HAVENT EVEN RELEASED ANYTHING MAJOR ABOUT IT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

bonus:

dating bellamy blake would include...

Originally posted by bellarke

- counting the freckles on his face

- protecting you at ALL costs

- “be careful”

- he would literally die for you

- him winking when he catches you staring

- playing with each other’s hair

- making time for you after missions

- being called princess, babe, babygirl, & baby

- neck kisses and hickeys !!

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youtube au

  • baz is a beauty guru
  • simon is the cute husband behind the camera
  • baz: *puts on face mask*
  • “do I look sexy now?”
  • we all hear simon laughing in the background
  • he’s in charge of editing too
  • not to mention the countless vlogs every time they go to events
  • “we’re here at hayman island with tarte”
  • “brought my drone with me”
  • takes ootd photos of baz on instagram
  • makes sure the lighting and angle are always on point
  • and husband buys my make up challenge
  • *simon sees promo pictures of baz with benefit*
  • *takes photos with it*
  • “LOOK BABE IT’S YOU”
  • “let’s see how good snow does”
  • and simon knows his shit ok
  • “I literally film you while doing your make up what did you expect”
  • and just
  • everyone loves them ok
  • “and please subscribe to my cha-”
  • *simon sneezing*
  • “whoops”
  • “and this is why people love my blooper reel”

anonymous asked:

Ahahhaha omg , new Twitter war ch was goooolden!!! Pls do another with responses of other people!!! (And i feel ya yakov.. idk how to work Twitter ether and I'm barely 20... )

Savage

Yakov Feltsman @Yakov-Feltsman
I can’t believe Victor won’t marry Japanese Yuri until he wins gold

Victor Nikiforov @v-nikiforov
Why is that meant to mean, Yakov? @Yakov-Feltsman

Yakov Feltsman @Yakov-Feltsman
How did you do that? It came straight up on my thing

Mila Babicheva @Mila-Babe
He is a horrible person, isn’t he Yakov? @Yakov-Feltsman

Yakov Feltsman @Yakov-Feltsman
Very cruel. Just marry that boy before someone steals him away

Yakov Feltsman @Yakov-Feltsman
Mila, how do I do that thing?

Yuuri Katsuki @yuurikatsuki
You put the @ symbol, Mr Feltsman, and then start writing the person’s twitter name @Yakov-Feltsman

Yakov Feltsman @Yakov-Feltsman
@yuurikatsuki

Yakov Feltsman @Yakov-Feltsman
Victor does not deserve you

Victor Nikiforov @v-nikiforov
YAKOV!!! HOW CAN YOU BE SO MEAN TO ME @Yakov-Feltsman

Yakov Feltsman @Yakov-Feltsman
@v-nikiforov

Yakov Feltsman @Yakov-Feltsman
How can you not marry that boy?

Yuri Plisetsky @yuri-plisetsky
He has got you there @v-nikiforov

Yakov Feltsman @Yakov-Feltsman
Yuri, Japanese Yuri, Lilia has invited you both to the studio tomorrow

Yuri Plisetsky @yuri-plisetsky
Yeah, cool, I’ll be there @Yakov-Feltsman

Yuuri Katsuki @yuurikatsuki
Thank you for letting me know, Mr Feltsman, I’ll be there tomorrow @Yakov-Feltsman

Victor Nikiforov @v-nikiforov
WHAT ABOUT ME!!! @Yakov-Feltsman

Yakov Feltsman @Yakov-Feltsman
@v-nikiforov

Yakov Feltsman @Yakov-Feltsman
Lilia said that you are not a dancer and that you are not allowed in her studio

Victor Nikiforov @v-nikiforov
WHAAAAAT!?!?!? @Yakov-Feltsman

Georgi Popovich @G-Popovich
I never realised how savage Yakov was until now @Yakov-Feltsman

Yakov Feltsman @Yakov-Feltsman
@G-Popovich

Yakov Feltsman @Yakov-Feltsman
What is that word? Savage? Is it a lit word?

Yuri Plisetsky @yuri-plisetsky
Oh god, here we go again

Mila Babicheva @Mila-Babe
Yes, Yakov, savage is a lit word

Yakov Feltsman @Yakov-Feltsman
Savage

Mila Babicheva @Mila-Babe
HAHA OMG

Yakov Feltsman @Yakov-Feltsman
Am I lit now?

Yuri Plisetsky @yuri-plisetsky
Yes, Yakov, very savage @Yakov-Feltsman

Twitter War AU

AO3 Twitter War

Thoughts while reading Acowar.

Mind the swearing and spoilers kids.

-2 years before the wall? Wait is this like a baby bat Rhys POV?
-oh God this field isn’t a nice place. Kinda like it tho.
- omfg 6 High Fae… 6, to defeat one Illyrian… damn.
- Rhys is so protective if his brothers it’s killing me.
-AGH PART ONE HERE I FUCKING COME.
-Yes Feyre, burn this shit.
-Already thinking about that wingspan Feyre? Can’t blame ya.
- Ugh Tamlin no can you not enter this moment just yet. Ugh Lucian I’m fucking watching you.
-Oh for Fuck sake I gotta read about Ianthe soon to?
-ugh I just want some smut and it’s only page nine.
-Feyre you can roll your eyes. God knows I am.
- Oh hey Ianthe, go Fuck yourself Ianthe.
-You definitely revived something from Rhys hands Feyre, but it was far more pleasurable than torture.
-Lucian I won’t ship you and Elaine. But please, for the love of God, kill Ianthe.
-Oh hell fucking ni, Jurian, go fucking Fuck yourself and stay the Fuck away.
-Oh snap, Nesta and Elaine already so powerful they can drain the cauldron.
-Oh snap, Feyre laying down these facts. Also that’s how I spell Miryaim’s name.
-Feyre you savage.
-Jurian, talk about Elaine like that again and I will kill you.
-Oh Fuck off Ianthe, I’ve read enough of you.
-Okay Lucian, my heart is softening towards you.
-God I missed you Alis.
-Damn summer solstice is giving me goosebumps.
-Rhys you are giving me life.
-Uh Oh, Tamlin’s getting jealous of friendship.
-YOU FUCKING BURNED THEIR WINGS.
-Ahhh Feyre you also cringing about Elaine being fucked by a fire blooded male?? Let me introduce to Azriel. He’s far better in my opinion.
-All these painting titles… we’re they like, working title for Acowar.
-Rhysand you get that tongue to work.
-Also Tam you prick.
-TAMLIN YOU MOTHERFUCKING PRICK HOW WOULD YOU LIKE A WHIPPING.
-God Alis, my bae.
-Feyre slit her throat.
-Yes Feyre Fuck this bitch up.
-Oh these twins. Can you fucking not.
- Go Lucian Go.
-Bring on Part Two.
-“He can get in line,” Feyre getting a list of people who wanna kill her to rivals Aelins.
-Oh for Fuck sake, everything was going so well, until Lucian’s brothers showed up.
-OMG CASSIAN YOU’RE BACK.
-AZRIEL MY CUPCAKE.
-“There’s no such thing as a High Lady,” bitch excuse me.
-Cassian you melt my stone cold heart.
-Mor my darling.
-OMG IT’S HAPPENING, RHYS IS COMING.
-Amren, boo. Hru?
-Lucian being called a girl, I’m dying
-AGH RHYS.
-“Go find somewhere else to be,” I know what that means.
-The smut was worth it.
-Oh I missed the banter of my baby bats.
-And Rhys’ swearing begins.
-Cassian sunning his wings. I wonder if a certain Nesta sees.
-Cassian trying to be chill around Nesta is my new aesthetic.
-Nesta reads romance. Hell Yes.
-“You come between a male and his mate, Nesta Archeron, and you’re going to learn about the consequences the hard way.” Trying to foreshadow something there Cassian? I Ship.
-No is mentioning the sorrow and longing in Cassian eyes, Feyre, for the same reason no one mentioned it when Rhys looked at you all those months ago.
-Reading about Elaine is painful.
-I’m relating to Elaine and all those open curtains too much… shit.
-Cassian you’re to precious.
-I missed the Amren/Cassian banter so much.
-Shit Mor is getting pissed.
-Feyre keeps calling Rhys mate and I’m feeling bad for the Australian readers.
-“Because I can’t stay away” well Fuck me if they ain’t mates.
-Nesta looking as Cassian like he’s the only one in the room.
-Damn right there was a reason Lucian wore a fox mask.
-Idk what to write but the nessian at pg.203. gahhhhhhh.
-“Surely Nesta wasn’t anything he couldn’t handle,” omfg Feyre, it’s hilarious of you to think that.
-Feyre were you not there for Acomaf. He was very clearly, cocky then.
-Library sex? I’m in.
-oh, so no library sex.
-To the Bone Carver we go. RIP.
-Oh so, the Carver, and the Wearer are- I’d be shocked only I read that spoiler.
-Oh so the Carver is a mirror type of perosn? What even is a mirror person? Is it his kink?
-Oh Nesta having death powers.
-Feyre constantly calling Rhys mate tho.
-Tbh all I wanna know is who or what the carver appeared to Cassian.
-Everyone in this book be complementing Rhys good taste.
-Ah Az and Elaine be starting. Az be carrying his ship.
-Poor Cassian. Nesta will come around, I promise, I read the spoiler.
-YES AZRIEL SHOW HER THE GARDEN. I’VE READ THIS SPOILER PAGE SO MUCH AND NOW IT’S MINE.
-You know, I wrote a fanfiction about Az and Elaine in a garden and her calling his scars pretty. They kissed in it.
-“Azriel isn’t the ravishing type,” Rhys you should read the fanfic I wrote about him. He loves to ravish.
-omg Cassian calming Nesta- ugh how many more pages until this kiss?
-Az, sunning your wings for Elaine? How scandalous.
-“Why not make them mates?” Feyre babe I’m asking the same question.
-FEYRE YOU SHIP ELRIEL TOO? Oh sweetie I love you more than Cassian rn.
-Rhysand, let Feyre play matchmaker.
-I was about to bash Kier for insulting Az, but Az got this shit.
-Oh not this fucking Eris bitch again.
-Rhys the Fuck you playing at?
-Okay, ngl I know Mor is gay but those Eris know? Ffs.
-Okay everyone is fighting and I’m more intrigued than I should be.
-D'as Nessian.
-Double d'aw Elriel.
-Pg.303 and back to sassy Az.
-Sassy Az KS giving me life.
-It was at page 306 that I realised I was in love with Az.
-Nephelle’s be giving me goosebumps.
-Yes bathtub scent with Rhys.
-Oh it’s actually a massage scene? I’m in.
-Feyre are you trying to start a war? Cassian flying with Nesta. Dammit who am I kidding I wanna see that.
-Yes Az, help Elaine in the garden. I am sailing this ship.
-Nesta watching Cassian lick his fingers and I’m like, now imagine that kissing elsewhere.
-Nes? I ship.
-Some shit happening in the library.
-ohhhh so we finally reached the part where people wonder if Elaine is a seer.
-Yes Feyre, put Elaine’s riddles together.
-Okay that scene was intense but Nessian at the end was calming.
-“Amren on the hunt,” a novel by sjm.
-Damn Az, took you awhile but bravo, she’s a seer. God it couldn’t be any easier to love you.
-Lucian I swear to God if you die, looking for this sixth queen, I will kill you.
-Also where is my Suriel.
-Shit Alis don’t die.
-oh FFS, look, “king” of Hybren, old buddy. If you’d kindly fuck off. Only it’s late, I don’t need these plot twists.
-Look, “King,” I’d pay good money to see you try and take Feyre.
-Rhys if you could destroy my upcoming exams the way you did those ships, I’d be grateful.
-pg.379, more smut, hell yes.
-pg.381, Nesta all concerned.
-The amount of sex feysand are having. That wingspan must be truly impress you Feyre darling.
-So Cassian is terrible at complements.
-Ah yes boys, bringing up that wingspan again.
-This Nessian tho.
-“she threatened to freeze my balls off,” Kallias, Viviane, welcome to my heart.
-I’m in love with Viviane.
-God sake, Tamlin Fuck off.
-Tamlin, let me tell you, Rhys and Feyre have fucked so much I’m sure he could recount every noise she is capable of making.
-Fucking shut up Tamlin.
-Eris if you’d kindly shut the Fuck up too, it’d be a pleasure.
-Pg.438, Nesta, damn, *blows kisses.*
-nvm of 439, Go Feyre. Slay.
-Helion…. wait… look I can’t go around loving all these people. It makes me look like I have a heart.
-You know I’d be surprised at Lucian being a whole, some air of dawn court, but I already read that spoiler.
-Okay mor is gay why is- you know what, never mind, I give up.
-Oh. Oh Fuck.
-lol, I’m so tired, whenever I hear the wall mentioned all I can think of is humpty dumpty.
-“Don’t even start,” Nesta, sweetie, we’ve been shipping this since the last book.
-Part three here I come.
-btw this is still the same day for me. I’ve read up to part three in a few hours. It’s two in the morning. Never underestimate a fangirl deprived of her smut.
-Jurian just has to show up, doesn’t he.
-idk who I am to believe anymore.
-I wanna say Fuck this shit I’m out. But I am so in.
-So am I meant to trust Jurian or not.
-Damn Tarquin.
-Nessian will kill me quicker than these plot twists.
-Ayyy more shut, god I love you Sarah.
-Yes, the Suriel is coming into play bitches. I’d been surprised by what happens only I’ve seen this spoiler too.
-Okay first thing first, Ianthe please Fuck off Secondly rip Suriel 2K17.
-Cassian what happened. Nesta please. I know the ending and shit but tf happened.
-Feyre be joining up these dots about which way Mor floats.
-This, Varian, Amren thing, yeah I’d like another five books of it.
-Awww, Az, you’re to sweet and selfless.
-I’m so tired IDK how to feel anymore.
-Oh greatttt, Feyre got hit with an arrow. Any more plot twists.
-Wait Tamlin? Fuck, ugh.
-d'aw, Elaine kissed his cheek.
-it’s four in the morning. I have less than one hundred pages left.
-Shit.
-Fucking hell Elaine stab them bastard.
-Also Nessian hell yes.
-Also…wait what’s happening.
-Rhysand you fucking bastard it’s five in the morning don’t do this to me. I know you live god dammit don’t fucking do this.
-oh thank fuck that’s all settled.
-This book. These plot twists. These ships. It’s all so heart wrenching and shit.
-Wait is she flying over Velaris in her lingerie.
-Fuck it’s half five in the morning. I read this book in under 24 hours. I need to sleep.
*hours later*
-omfg I need to read this shit again. It was so good. The High Lords, the banter, the near death experiences. The romance. The sass. Sarah you queen.
-if the at least the novellas don’t have nessian or Elriel tho I may be tempted to cry.

And that, my friends, is a snippet of the roller coaster if thoughts and emotions I went through. I was too tired to cry during it but my heart was successfully ripped out a few times.

rm as your bf;

  • matching outfits 
  • you’d be the very personal photograph for KimDaily
  • and sometimes you’d feature in them
  • because matching outfits are just couple goals
  • and he knows it
  • LOTS of selfies just for you
  • compliments
  • like ALL THE TIME
  • it can be all sweet and cute like
  • “You look wonderful today baby” 
  • but it also can be 
  • “Damn baby girl you look so sexy today” 
  • because that boy has no chill and you know it
  • THEM KISSES LEMME TELL YOU
  • Have you seen those lips ??????
  • it’s be gr8 m8, 10/10
  • protective bf af
  • a bit possessive too
  • STUDIO DATESSSSS
  • you’d be casually sitting on his lap
  • and he would work on songs just like this
  • asking for your opinion from time to time
  • he would even make you try to record something for fun
  • like one of his rap
  • and even tho it’d be horrible
  • he would keep it and put it on his phone or smth to listen whenever he wants to
  • ALSO
  • making sessions
  • a lot of them
  • especially in the studio tbh
  • with you on his lap, at a certain time he would not control himself anymore
  • and would let his hands wandering under your shirt
  • kisses on your cheek and down your neck
  • and you know damn well what’s happening next lmao
  • rough sex
  • but he’d still be careful not to hurt you
  • he’d secretly love when you top him (especially on the chair of the studio ;)) omg why am i like this)
  • oh and your stuff would start to disappear mysteriously 
  • “Babe have you seen my headphones ?”
  • “hmm… no ?”
  • “Namjoon, did you broke them again ?”
  • “hmm… maybe ?”
  • not too much into pda tbh
  • he’d prefer keeping those things private
  • but there will be a lot of smirks and stares
  • his fav would definitely be kisses like anywhere, just kisses
  • cuddle position = you on his lap and him backhugging you like this
  • lot of pillow talks
  • with philosophic thoughts that would keep you thinking all night
  • him snoring like a truck at night 
  • and you having to kick his legs to shut him up
  • overall namjoon would be a giant teddy bear oh so sweet
  • but that can get vry needy and serious when he has to
Come Clean - Part 3 (Final)

Summary: The reader catches Jensen snooping through her phone. 

Pairing: Jensen x Reader 

Word Count: 3,262

Part 1 Part 2


“What the hell was that, Jensen? Tell me now.” Danneel demands angrily narrowing her eyes.

“Um…she…well…I’ll be right back, ok?”

“What?!”

“Just give me a minute! I have to talk to Jared.” Jensen bolts to his costar’s trailer without waiting for a reply.

“What’s up?” Jared asks when Jensen bursts through his door like a mad man.

“What did Y/N say?”

“About what?”

“Don’t fuck with me right now, Padalecki.” Jensen growls surprising them both.

“I really don’t wanna be in the middle of this, man.” Jared sighs running a hand through his long chestnut hair.

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When Will finally comes out of the closet.

Mike: Okay, so… you’re gay.
Will: Yes.
Mike: As in you like guys.
Will: Yes.
Mike: As in you wanna hook up with guys.
Will:
Mike:
Will: Yes.
Mike: Ever fantasize about hooking up with me? ;))))))))
Will: OMG MICHAEL WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SAY THAT JUST BECAUSE I’M GAY DOESN’T MEAN I FANTASIZE ABOUT EVERY GUY I MEET GOD DAMN IT WHAT A DOUCHE THAT IS SUCH A STEREOTYPICAL THING TO ASK I’M OFFENDED WTH JFC
Mike:
Will:
Mike: So have y-
Will: Oh yeah all the time you’re gorgeous babe

Me right now, while seeing this….

Originally posted by simpsonsface

BTS reactions to their gf having a period leak

Jhope:

When Jhope woke you in the morning he saw everything, looked like a damn shark attack. He was of course disgusted but didn’t want to make you feel bad, he knew this is the way girls work. He got up to run you a bath then softly woke you up. “Jagi looks like we had a little accident”

Suga:

Suga is Suga he is very honest so get prepared. When he work up he fell out of bed and thought something bad happened to you, but then he remembered it was that time of the month he told you to get up and get your self cleaned. Yoongi washed the sheets and felt bad for his actions but what else was he suppose to do. When you got out he gave you a cute kiss on the cheek and continued.

V:

Taehyung would just look and think why this happens. ‘Why do girls even go through this, jeez I wonder if it hurts’. His thoughts would just go on til you woke you.
“OH MY GOODNESS I’M SOOOO SORRY TAE”.
“No its fine, all good, but did you feel the pain the whole time you where sleeping”.
“No tae, the pain isn’t there when I bleed”
*eye rolls*

Rap Monster: *don’t mind Jungkook*

Like Jhope he would be disgusted but didn’t want you to feel bad. He wakes you up and you apologize, Namjoon just hugs you tightly trying to make you feel less guilty. “It was an accident and accidents happen, don’t feel sorry its just puss-“
You cut him off by slapping his arm and than you get to take a shower.

Jimin:

“OMG WTF IS THAT BABE ARE YOU OK, OH PLS TELL ME YOUR OK ARE YOU HURT, OH NO OH NO OH NO”
“Babe calm down this happens to me all the time you know that”
“Damn y/n why can’t you keep that inside”
“Tell biology that”

Jungkook:

*FULL ON PANIC MODE*

Jin:

Jin is a mega, super, kind hearted person and takes this situation seriously, saying things like “dose it hurt”, “do you need medicine”, you try to assure him that your fine, but like the caring bf he will keep worrying.

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Seventeen Reaction to: Finding Your Sex Toy

S.Coups: ”Oh! What’s this?” He’s embarrassed and not sure if he should bring it up, in case you’re embarrassed. Although he does wish you had told him, he wishes more so that he could see you use it.

Originally posted by imaginesofkpopandthings

Jeonghan: ”Don’t be embarrassed! I’m an adult too, I understand. I have a toy as well. Do you want to see?” ;)

Originally posted by shownusgrl

Joshua: Internally, he’s a little hurt. He feels firstly, not good enough and secondly, offended that you didn’t tell him. But he doesn’t want to hurt your feelings so he grins and acts like he’s cool about it.

“Oh, what’s this? That’s cool. Great, even. Mad? Me?! No. I’m fine.”

Originally posted by jihanmeanietrash

Jun: Will act like he’s mad at first, only for his act to crack and he starts laughing. “Relax, I’m just kidding! I do wish you had told me but if you were too shy then that’s fine! Just know that you can tell me anything and I won’t ever judge you.”

Originally posted by performanceunit

Hoshi: Laughs at it. He’s not judgmental about it or thinks it’s weird. People have needs so where’s the crime in it? That won’t stop him teasing you though; “Hey, guess what I found today! ~”

Originally posted by visual-17

Wonwoo: Finds you immediately, staring you down and roughly pulling you close. “What is this? Did I give you permission to buy this? Don’t you know that I’m the only one who can make you feel good.”

Originally posted by leelchan

Woozi: Wants to act like he hadn’t seen it, to avoid the awkwardness of the situation. But you catch him as he’s running away, making him stop and laugh from nervousness. His entire face was as pink as his hair.

“Ahahaha, hello there. How are you doing today? Lovely weather we’re having. Haha.”

Originally posted by wonw00

DK: ”Oh, what’s this - Oh My Gosh!” Finds the situation so hilarious, down to even how funny the toy looks. “What’s with the weird shape? What are you into, Y/N?”

Originally posted by changkyu-n

Mingyu: ”Why don’t you show me how you use this?” He’s got no issue with the toy, and enjoys fantasizing about you using it, while he’s away.

Originally posted by itseventeen-hasmoved

The8: ”What do you need this for? Am I not enough?” Will probably punish you, with toys of his choosing, and teach you not to touch yourself without his permission.

Originally posted by hanwooz

Seungkwan: He’s so extra, like always. It’s not that he’s against it but he was just so shocked, to go looking through your drawer for a receipt only to find a dildo staring up at him.

“OMG WHAT IS THIS? KIMBAP KIDDING?!”

Originally posted by wonnhao

Vernon: *pouty baby*

“Babe, what’s this for?” He knows exactly what it’s for but doesn’t like that he didn’t know about it. Or that he hasn’t had to chance to use it on you …

Originally posted by pledisseventeen

Dino: *smiles awkwardly*

“What is this?” It’s kind of a knock to his ego, as since his eighteenth birthday, he feels that he’s now a man. So why would you need that toy when you have him, an adult man, around?

Originally posted by mountean

songbirdghost  asked:

RFA+V+Saeran finding out MC is an amazing singer? I love your blog so so much, all of these scenarios make me so happy!!!

Yoosung:
* He hears you sing one time by accident
* Cue MC screaming because she was getting out the shower when he saw and heard her
* He heard an angelic choir ???
* Because:
* 1) tiddies
* 2) his gf is better than Beyoncé holy crap ???
* Gets vvvv upset when MC says they can’t sing
* “MC U SHUT UR PIEHOLE”
* “???”
* Never say you can’t sing or you’ll get vvv angry yooyoo

Zen:
* He came home one day heard you singing
* “Yo… I didn’t realize I left the radio on this morning”
* He went into the room and saw MC singing
* He dropped his phone in shock bc
* Omg
* What
* A
* Babe
* He eventually joined into the song, which scared MC
* “Babe, you have such a beautiful voice I don’t know why you said it was bad”
* Now MC is helping him with his songs

Jaehee:
* Okay so
* One day she forgets her phone, right?
* MC was getting ready to go to work
* Jaehee comes back to get her phone when MC steps out the bathroom
* Why was she so beautiful even when singing?
* YOU CANT CATCH ME GAY THOUGHTS
* wait but didn’t MC say she couldn’t sing?
* UM MC
* YO MAN
* ILY AND ALL
* BUT
* WHY ARE YOU LYING
* ok anyways, Jaehee can sing a bit so she hums a bit
* MC SCREECHES BC SHE THOUGHT SHE WAS ALONE
* “MC… you’re a great singer.”
* “Thanks but it’s not my strongest feature”
* “Shhh ur good ok”

Jumin:
* He never really pushed since MC said she never really liked to sing
* He respected MC
* Kosmopolitan said to always respect your partner(s). Never push
* Of course Jumin listened
* Anyways, one day he wanted to surprise MC so he came home early
* He had a big ass smile and a bouquet of roses
* But where’s MC ???
* Where is Elizabeth???
* He finds MC in Elizabeth’s room
* And guess what
* MC
* Is
* Singing
* To
* Elizabeth
* He feels so blessed ??? How did he get such an amazing partner ??
* He hugged her and gave her bouquet
* “You should sing more. Your voice is amazing”

Seven:
* He’s heard you singing before
* You just don’t know it
* He’s a Sneaky Ninja™
* He recorded it and listens to it when he gets upset
* But one day
* MC drops that “I can’t sing” bomb
* He’s gone
* Boom
* Done
* “MC UR AMAZING TF U MEAN, MAN”
* “But you never heard me sing before ???”
* john cena makes a hole in the wall and peeks through it
* “are you sure about that”
* :000
* Anyways he tries to convince MC
* He failed but he failed with pride

V:
* One time he had a very bad dream and when he woke up, he accidentally woke up MC too
* MC tried to calm him before he would get a panic attack
* She patted his back and softly sing him back to sleep
* She thought he would forget since it was so late in the night and that’s what usually happened
* But instead
* He asked MC to sing for him more
* “What do u mean fam I can’t sing”
* “You sang for me last night”
* “NO I DIDNT”
* in the end they ended singing for him every time he was feeling down

Saeran:
* one day he was supposed to be taking his mid-day nap
* But he wasn’t
* But MC thought he was since he wasn’t making any noise
* MC decided to cook :0
* So they started cooking up a one person feast
* Meaning a sandwich and fries
* While they were cooking they decided to sing
* pink season plays in the bg
* Saeran comes in to turn off the music
* Why is she singing ???
* She’s good but she’s burning the fries ??
* “Yo MC if you’re going to sing then don’t burn the fries”
* “I THOUGHT YOU WAS SLEEPING”
* “Nah”
* “But… you’re going to get grumpy”
* “IM NOT A BABY MC NOW STOP BURNING THE FOOD AND COME SING ME TO BED INSTEAD OF SCREECHING IN THE KITCHEN”

Periscope- Brendon Urie

You woke up in you boyfriends bed after taking a nap. you could hear Brendon’s  angelic voice being accompanied by the piano. This was one of your favorite things about staying at his house. He always woke up before you and sang. You had been going out for the past 6 months and his fans didn’t know. He said he wanted to keep you away from the hate you were going to get from them. You were glad he wanted to protect you from it, but it was only a matter of time before a picture was going to be leaked of the two of you or someone caught you two in public.

You made your way downstairs in hopes of being able to sneak up on Brendon. You tiptoed into the living room and saw him at the piano. He was singing This Is Gospel, you came up behind him and wrapped your arms around his waist. You laid your head on his back and he stopped singing and looked straight forward.

That’s when you peered over his shoulder and saw he was periscoping.

“Oops.” you said into his back.

“Hold on guys.” Brendon said turning the periscope off and looked at you.

“Sorry.” you said feeling guilty that you just revealed the big secret.

“Don’t be it was only a matter of time before they found out.” He said kissing your lips.

He picked his phone up and saw that a bunch of people were tweeting him.

“Looks like they caught on.” he said showing you pictures that people screen shot off of his periscope.

“We can still cover this up if you want. You can’t even see me, all you see is my hands.”

“No I think it’s time they know. I love you and they will love you, and if they don’t then they suck and don’t know what their missing out on.” you smiled at him and he brought you down to sit next to him on the piano bench. He sat his phone back up and just before starting a new periscope he looked at you.

“You ready?” he asked.

“Sure.” you nodded and he started streaming.

As more people started view he started answering their questions.

You being the shy person you were just sat there.

“Yes this is my girlfriend. No she’s not using me and for you to even think that is cocky. Yes she’s very beautiful that’s one of the many reasons I love her.” he answered the questions.

“Why doesn’t she talk?” he read one question and looked at you and chuckled. “You wanna answer that one babe?”

“I talk, I’m just sorta shy.” you said timidly.

Then the comments were filled with ‘omg her voice is so sweet.’

‘How long have you been dating.’

“Almost 7 months right babe?” Brendon questioned and you nodded your head.

‘What’s her name’

“You sure you want them to know?” Brendon asked you. You shook your head yes and he kissed you.

“Her name is Y/N. It’s a beautiful name for a beautiful woman.”

‘Aww, you guys are so cute together’

‘Y/S/N’

“Okay guys I’m gonna go now. I have to enjoy the rest of the time I get with Y/N before she leaves for the day.” Brendon said and ended the stream.

He turned to you and you smiled.

“You’re so pretty when you smile.” he completed.

“Not as handsome as you.” you said back.

He wrapped his arms around you.

“I should probably head out soon. I don’t want to be stuck in traffic all night.” you said.

“No, don’t leave. Stay another night.” he whined like a little kid.

“Brendon, I’ve stayed the past 5 nights. Aren’t you sick of me yet?”

“I could never get sick of you.” he said kissing you. “You know what, I think you should move in with me.”

You looked at him wide eyed.

“Don’t you think that’s a huge step, like you really have to love someone a lot in order to deal with them all the time.” you said. You loved Brendon with all your heart. He was perfect for you, but were you for him?

“Y/N, I love you so much. Come on, you spend all your time here anyways. You’re perfect for me and don’t deny that I’m perfect for you, because I know I am.” he said proudly but joking.

“You’re right. I think it’s a good idea.” you said and Brendon’s face light up with excitement.

“Really? This is great.” he said standing and picking you up. He spun you around and you giggled at his childlike excitement.

“I love you Y/N.”

“I love you too Brendon, but please put me down.” you said and he put you back down but didn’t let go of you.

Owl shenanigans

So just as a bit of a fact before the action, we were on a mountain and there was this thing 2 people were checking out. Then 4 giant as owls showed up in the sky to attack. Shenanigans ensued.
Rouge:(ooc) I wanna hide behind wimblebimble.
Wimblebimble(ooc): WHAT, WHY?!?!?
Rouge: Because your 19 armor class!! Duh!
DM: Okay so you successfully​ hide, your basically​ invisible.
Rouge: Nice!
Wizard (ooc(is my bf)): I wanna also hide behind wimblebimble.
Me (also a wizard): omg babe why
DM: you fail at hiding
Wolfrider (is a dwarf but idk what class): I have a spoon. I’m gonna throw the spoon at one.
DM: Um ok, so roll to attack n stuff
*Rolls well*
Wolfr: Yes hit it
DM: One owl now has a soon logded in its chest, and it has taken like no damage
Me: Why, now it’s angry
Wolf: meh

anonymous asked:

Hi! I don't know whether you're still doing Twitter AU and if you're okay with mpreg or not. But I'd like one with Yuuri pregnant and Victor announced it to the world and the whole world explode. Only if you're okay with the theme (^_<)〜☆

BABY

Victor Nikiforov @v-nikiforov
GUESS WHO IS EXPECTING!!!
(Photo attached of Victor cuddling Yuuri’s plump and slightly swollen belly)

Phichit Chulanont @phichit+chu
OMG SERIOUSLY!?!?!?! @v-nikiforov @yuurikatsuki

Phichit Chulanont @phichit+chu
I better be the godfather #FutureSkatingPrince

Christophe Giacometti @christophe-gc
Excuse you @phichit+chu, but I will be the godfather #FutureSkatingPrince

Guang Hong Ji @+guanghongji+
Wow! Congrats guys #FutureSkatingPrince

Mila Babicheva @Mila-Babe
When’s the baby due? #FutureSkatingPrince

Victor Nikiforov @v-nikiforov
About eight months!!! #FutureSkatingPrince

Jean-Jacques Leroy @Jjleroy!15
WHAAAAAAA!!!! No, you can’t be pregnant before me! @v-nikiforov

Guang Hong Ji @+guanghongji+
@+Leodela+
#FutureSkatingPrince

Leo de la Iglesia @+Leodela+
No @+guanghongji+

Guang Hong Ji @+guanghongji+
Buuuuuuuuut @+Leodela+

Leo de la Iglesia @+Leodela+
You aren’t even eighteen yet, we are not having a baby @+guanghongji+

Emil Nekola @emil_Nekola
@mickey-crispino
BABY!!!!

Michele Crispino @mickey-crispino
ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?!? @yuurikatsuki IS MALE, HE CAN’T GET PREGNANT

Emil Nekola @emil_Nekola
BABY!!! A BABY @mickey-crispino

Christophe Giacometti @christophe-gc
Actually, @mickey-crispino has a point #FutureSkatingPrince

Mila Babicheva @Mila-Babe 
Don’t question it, just nod your head #FutureSkatingPrince

Victor Nikiforov @v-nikiforov
HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY HUSBAND AND BABY @mickey-crispino @christophe-gc #FutureSkatingPrince

Christophe Giacometti @christophe-gc
Why is your /fiancé/ skating with a baby then? @v-nikiforov

Victor Nikiforov @v-nikiforov
OMG!!!! YOU ARE RIGHT!!! @yuurikatsuki YOU CAN’T SKATE ANYMORE!!! THINK OF THE BABY!!!

Otabek Altin @otabek-altin
Congrats #FutureSkatingPrince

Yuri Plisetsky @yuri-plisetsky
OH MY GOD!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU ALL!!!

Yuri Plisetsky @yuri-plisetsky
@yuurikatsuki
ISN’T PREGNANT

Yuri Plisetsky @yuri-plisetsky
IT’S A BLOODY FOOD BABY!!! #FutureSkatingPrince
(Photo attached of Victor and Yuuri cuddling together with a table full of empty plates in front of them)

Yuri Plisetsky @yuri-plisetsky
FOOD BABY #FutureSkatingPrince

Yuri Plisetsky @yuri-plisetsky
@yuurikatsuki
IS ALSO MALE AND CAN NOT HAVE CHILDREN, I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU ALL JUST ACCEPTED IT

Mila Babicheva @Mila-Babe
It is @v-nikiforov. It is easier to just nod your head @yuri-plisetsky

Michele Crispino @mickey-crispino
SEE!!! IT WAS A LIE @emil_Nekola

Emil Nekola @emil_Nekola
BABY!!! @mickey-crispino

Sara Crispino @sala-crispino
I think your bf wants a baby @mickey-crispino

Twitter War AU

AO3 Twitter War

Live Stream (Kian Lawley)

(Y/N pov)
I feel a vibration in my pocket and pull out my phone

kianlawley started a live video

I smile and slide over the notification opening my phone with my finger print, just to see my goofball of a boyfriend on the screen.
“Y/N’s on the livestream, heeyyyyyy” his voice comes through my phone.

“Hi kian, why are you live? You never go live.”
I type into the rapidly flowing comment section. I see Kian set his phone down and start to stare at the comments.

“Hi…why are you…” I hear him mumble under his breath, he’s reading my comment.

Since I’m verified and we follow each other, it’s quite easy for him to pick out my comment from the other 191,738.

“Because I want to Y/N, DO SUMMTHIN BOUT IT!” He says in a silly tone making weird hand gestures. I can see him holding back a smile

“Alright guys what should I do on here?” “A challenge, a dareee, read a buuuhhhk, show ya some baybee pictures” kian says in a few of those funny voices he does “ooohh wait actually look at this, it’s a picture of me and my baby” he takes a pause to hold up the picture of us on our one year anniversary “is she still on here?” He questions focusing on the comments

“Aww my love, you look dashing😻”
I type rapidly, a wide smile on my face

“Not as beautiful as you babe” kian says smiling “ALRIGHT WHAT SHOULD I DO??” He says while clapping his hands loudly once.

“Siiiinnngggg” I comment,
I know that’ll get him mad. He hates when people ask him to sing

As he’s reading all the comments he says “No Jc’s not home I can’t do that, no Y/N isn’t here she’s literally watching the live *chuckle*, NO EVERYBODY I cannot pull any pranks I’m home alone right now!” He says once he catches the trend of the comments. Then mine comes across the screen, I can tell he sees it when his eyes widen “Oh geez” he exclaims “why the fuck would you comment that babe” he says rubbing his face with the palms of his hands

Then the comments start rolling in, “sing sing sing”
“omg yesss kian sing”
“DADDY SING FOR ME👅😩”
“we love your voice c'mon :( for us😚??”
“THANK YOU Y/N, YALL ARE CUTE ASF BTW”

“Okay okay okay, I hate Y/N for this. I’m just kidding I love her” he says grabbing the phone and holding the camera so we could see from his face down to his torso.

“Don’t be afraid baby :) I and almost 200,000+ people are cheering you on rn! <3”
I type into the phone, he sees it right away and sighs. I can tell his anxiety is kicking in.

“Ok guys I’m gonna put the camera facing the ceiling because I don’t want y'all to see my face… haha” he says “gosh I can’t believe I’m doing this” he says under his breath
“I’m gonna sing like a quick excerpt of a song because I am leaving in about 10 minutes….” he drags off
He’s coming over to my place.

“Ok guysss,” he starts as he places the camera down so the only view is a snippet of his brown locks. I hear him take a deep breath, so low you had to be reeeeaaalllyyyy listening to hear it. The sound of him gulping water went through the speakers briefly, he clears his throat and starts


“Our friends would all make fun of us and we’ll just laugh along because we know that none of them have felt this way, ooooohhhhhhh it’s what you do to meeeeee. Ooooooohhhh what you do to me….” he drags on the last note
(video here: https://wonderfuldolans.tumblr.com/post/161547385172/fatimateodoro-stockholmsyndromstyles-and)

All positive comments rolling in, “omg I didn’t know he could sing that well!!”
“THATS SO FUCKING HOTTTTTTT”
“THANK THE LORD FOR KIAN LAWLEY” etc.

Kian moves the phone back up to its standing position. His cheeks are flushing red.

I decide to text him rather than comment
To, My babykian😍: “Hey baby I just wanted to let you know that your voice is beautiful and you blessed my ears love, ❤️❤️you’re so talented. Love you!! Had to say this NOT in front of 200,000 people lol”

I go back to the live to see that Kian has paused it, right then I get a text back

From, My babykian😍: “thank u baby❤️ that means the most comin from u😚✌🏼, I was so fucking nervous 😂 I don’t sing like that, ever.”

Kian then after a few seconds proceeds with the live, responding to a few fan comments, thanking them, etc.

I decide to comment anyways
“That was amazing my dear, and blush looks good on you ;). NOW COME OVER SO I CAN KISS YOU” I comment

Kian sees my comment and chuckles, “yea guys I do actually have to go now, I hope you liked that because I’m not doing that EVER AGAIN” he exclaims

“It’s alright y'all I’ll make him do it again ;)” I quickly type, all the comments agreeing with me/thanking me.

“Alright I love you all and I’ll try to do this live thing again soon but now I’m gonna go see my baby” kian says

“Love you my sweet boy, drive safe!” I comment lastly

“I will Y/N, alright everyone thanks for watching me be stupid for a few minutes, love you guyssssssssssss…” kian says as he ends the broadcast. Leaving me with the brightest smile on my face, that boy really is something special.

My phone then vibrates, a text from kian.

From, My babykian😍: “I’m expecting a serious reward upon my arrival 😏” I read

Ohhh boy.