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Hypothetical Handplates scenario in which Sans realizes he can teach himself Common.

(Ugh, tumblr is making them blurry for some reason so I guess full-view if you want the not-blurry version??)

Convoluted explanation incoming. Handplates is an Undertale fancomic by @zarla-s and if you like Papyrus and Sans, go read it, is good stuff. So I guess this is an AU fancomic of an AU fancomic? I dunno, the idea wouldn’t leave my brain until I did something with it. So. Zarla did a Christmas doodle where Gaster gave the boys a box of ginger cookies that had the word COOKIES on the side in big letters, and because my job gives me way too much time to think about random stuff, I realized something.

In Handplates, Gaster taught the bros to read and write Wingdings but deliberately did not teach them monster Common (ie: English) so they can’t read his nametag or anything. Thing is, Wingdings is a 1:1 substitution cipher for English. Every Wingdings symbol exactly equals an English letter; it’s not a different language, just a different set of pictures. As somebody who has taught herself a fair number of substitution ciphers, there are a few things you look for when you’re trying to translate a code and you don’t have a key in front of you. Most notably, single-letter words (in English they will usually be A or I) or double letters next to each other. Like the OO in “COOKIES”.

Sans is smart. Gaster has fed them junk food before and odds are good Sans knows how to spell “COOKIES”. The word is on the box in huge letters and Gaster just said it out loud, so it is fresh in Sans’ mind. That double-O is a huge tip-off. He would put it together that the word on the front of the box matches what’s inside. Once you figure out a few of the letters, it becomes steadily easier to decode the rest.

I feel like Gaster exposes the boys to enough Common (the nametag, food wrappers, computer monitors, the books Sans sits on) that Sans could pick it up with a proper starting point. Papyrus probably not, because he had a hard enough time with Wingdings, but Sans is eager for any opportunity to undermine Gaster and I’m sure he’d jump at the chance. In this comic he elects not to tell Papyrus, though. He doesn’t know Gaster has cameras in the cell (or even what a camera is) but he’s figured out that Gaster can spy on them somehow, and the last time Gaster caught them learning something he didn’t like, Papyrus got the ever-loving hell beat out of him. So Sans keeps quiet about it for now. And thus starts the long-standing tradition of keeping important secrets from his brother.

On the technical side, it took me a freakin’ week to sketch and outline this whole thing. Coloring and shading only took me like a day. In the meantime Zarla actually kinda addressed the cookie comic, but this was almost done by then so oh well. I’m finding my poses and proportions turn out a LOT better when I’m doodling skeletons, like what, drawing basic anatomy will make you better at anatomy, you don’t say?? A lot of this was a self-challenge to see if I could imitate Zarla’s art style, and I referenced previous Handplates comics a lot for the backgrounds and Sans’ face. Full disclosure: Gaster’s pose up there is basically copied from Zarla’s original comic because I was rushing through to get on to the actual meat of the story. He’s just here for setup. I had fun trying to figure out how to do his Lost Soul head though. Also, I hate Papyrus’ face from the front. Also also, it was tricky trying to convey “mentally translating an unknown alphabet into a known one” when pretty much everyone who sees this comic is already familiar with the “unknown” one and not the “known” one, but I think I pulled it off. 

TL;DR- I imitated somebody else’s style to do an AU of an AU; I am not Zarla; Zarla is the creator of Handplates and also Gaster’s pose in the first panel; I like ciphers too much and also I gave the cookies icing because that is the only kind of ginger cookie I know.

surrender, surrender, but don’t give yourself away 


[Tumblr’s Top Ten Heartbreaking Moments] - #9 Harry First Sees His Dad

I open at the close…

No decency II Pt.1

There were two things you despised in your current situation. The first thing accrued to be that your mom decided to move in with her new husband. The second one was that playboy number one Jeon Jungkook turns out to be your new stepbrother. As your parents spontaneously go on vacation you and Jungkook have to deal with the building tension between the two of you until an upcoming house party leaves you panting underneath him.

genre: stepbrother!jungkook, dom!jungkook, smut

word count: 9.8k

Originally posted by eatupbangtan

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Steven, you’ve got to take me to the Christmas Eve dance tomorrow night. Ahhhh, no. I can either dance with you, or spend Christmas Eve with you. I cannot do a combo.
                    Steven, they will never take me back if I don’t show up all proud! 

My Princess

My Princess (m)

Word count: 3.8k

Genre: smut

I probably went a little too far with this, oh well. Although, this was probably one of my favorites i’ve written so far. Anyway, his was a request from an anon, hope you enjoy :)

Your boyfriend of one year, Jimin, decided for your anniversary he was going to take you to your favorite place, Disneyland. You two loved watching Disney movies together. You especially loved Beauty and the Beast and pretty much any princess movie. Jimin decide to even called you his princess. For your anniversary he made sure to get some time off so you two could spend a long weekend together.

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Pharmercy Appreciation Week: Day 6 - Wedding

I have to go back and do days 4 and 5 because this weekend was much busier than I anticipated … but here’s day 6. :’)

Summary: Lena and Emily get married; Angela asks Fareeha to be her date.


Lena announces her wedding date a year before it happens. She and Emily are ecstatic, in love, totally and completely happy. Angela’s happy for them, too. Happier still when she goes to the bachelorette party a month out (both of them) - ridiculously happy to drag a drunken Farreha home after one, and then to have been escorted home drunkenly at the other by the same woman.

A week out and Emily calls her to go to lunch and Angela accepts willingly. Sitting across from the red head, sipping coffee after her meal Emily finally leans forward and, looking almost too serious says:

“So have you asked Fareeha to be your date yet?”

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As a jonsa anon mooching off of your excellent posts, I just wanted to say thanks!  Sorry people suck sometimes.  As a thank you, a Jonsa drabble.

They sit together in the evenings now, Ghost at her feet.  These are his favorite moments of the day.  He basks in the light of her smile and the warmth radiating from her hair.  He feels complete.  

These days Ghost is rarely by his side.  He’d left him to protect her, and her the whole of the North to rule.  

He’d felt listless in the South.  The cause of the emptiness should have been obvious, but this wasn’t until he returned that he’d understood.   He’d left his soul, heart, and purpose all in her hands, and she’d guarded them all.

Anonnylkasjdghakjlsdgh HO MY GOD MY HEART AND SOUL!!!

I ! am ! finally ! done ! This was one of those were you go, eh, I’ll start it, I’ll doubt I’ll finish it, but whatever. So here’s Anders, kudos to @timesorceror again, for making this a thing.

in coups’ jacket

(it looks better when you click on it; idk why it’s so blurry :p)

anonymous asked:

I haven't heard ONE larrie, not a big larrie, or a little larrie, or a larrie anon explain or discuss the fact that Louis directly compared his and his mothers relationship to his and Freddie's. Like HOW do you disregard that? That fact ALONE, that Louis's would say that, makes Larry or babygate impossible. If I believed in larrie, there would be no way to rationalize it to make Larry make sense. I don't care if you think Louis signed his life away, that wouldn't come out of mouth EVER.


Friendly reminder that 2nu is my comfort ship and it’s really hurtful that one would accuse me of being a pedophile apologist for shipping it. I AM 17. I AM A MINOR. And you can’t just tell people online what they can or cannot ship and call them hurtful words, it’s such a shitty thing to do. And damn, it ain’t even a pedophilic ship I mean come on, you know that. I’m not even mad or anything I’m just tired.

  • me, at least once a day for the past five years: thinks about how hard eugene fought to get to bill after he got hit on Okinawa and how it took Hamm and snafu to keep eugene pinned down so he couldn't go check on bill and how little attention they seem to get on the regular in this fandom even tho it's clearly such an important friendship...
BTS Reaction when their mate is looking at pups and they get jealous

(lmao long ass title xD)

Jin: “Ah babe look at me, am I not cute enough for you?

*starts to do aegyo poses*

“See you can pet me like this, trust me I have much smoother fur”

Originally posted by bwiseoks

Namjoon :He is jealous but can’t show it as he is the Alpha.

“Babe I know you may like them and all but at the end of the day you should only pet me, okay?”

Tries to distract you so that you don’t look at the pups again. Shifts into wolf form and lies on your tummy and doesnt budge.

(notice me baby!!!)

Originally posted by mintsugakookies

Suga : *straightaway tells you he doesnt like it*

“Babe if you really like to look at pups that much then I am more than willing to make some for you. I can sense that you are ovulating.”

(sly kid)

Originally posted by yoongichii

Hoseok : *salty about it* 

“Babe why wouldnt you look at me. What are you looking at? Really babe. You are missing all of this” *points at his body* “for this?” *points at the puppy pics* Ahh nono come on let me show you what you have been missing on.


Originally posted by leojuseyo

Jimin : *adores the puppies together with you cause he is an angel*

“Ah but babe look at their paws.”

*laughs while falling from the sofa*

“I’m fine but look at this video. They are so silly”

Originally posted by park-jimizzle

Taehyung:  *stands at the door frame*

“I sense that you now have motherly feels. I guess the ancestors have a way. So now let’s start shall we?. What do you mean you are on your period. Woman a period can stop nothing but a sentence.”

Originally posted by jimin-bts-trashs

Jungkook : “Oh really babe now you think that was cute. Wait until I show you who the aegyo king really is.”

*does aegyo*

“How is this cute for you? I know this is not a competition but why cant you just agree that I am better than those kids. They can’t even growl yet. Oh wow now you find that cute”

*walks out sulking*

Originally posted by theking-or-thekid

(why is this gif so huge xD)

- Admin Sharon 

anonymous asked:

Reactions to their s/o saying she feels bad about them having to spend money on her please

Shu:  So would you rather not have me give you any more gifts then?  Fine I won’t pay for any gifts or dates.  It’s all on you.  What’s with your face?  That’s what you wanted right?  Haha you can stop pouting now I was just playing with you…don’t feel bad I wouldn’t do it if it wasn’t a hassle.

Reiji: You don’t like me spending money on you? Well excuse me for playing the role of a gentleman. Feel free to buy all this stuff yourself, since you prefer me not being polite. No? That’s what I thought. Now let me do this, it’s my choice. And I expect a “thank you” as well.

Ayato:  Why are you so worried about it?  Don’t you see the huge ass mansion Ore-Sama lives in?  I have enough money to buy myself a yacht and a penthouse but I decide to spend it on you.  Instead of complainin’, feel grateful!!!!!

Kanato: Instead of complaining, why don’t you just accept my gift like a good dolly would. I’m doing it because I love you, and I expect the same from you *kisses her cheek* Good, now take the damn gift!!

Laito:  Oh you’re right Bitch-chan~ Why should the man who’s a lot more rich pay for the dates?  That’s simply terrible and torturous!!! Fufu~ I’m just being sarcastic Bitch-chan I don’t mind spoiling you at all!  It’s cute that you’re so concerned though nfu~

Subaru: Why don’t you like it? I’m doing it cause I wanna… And it’s not like money is a problem for me. Just don’t worry about it, okay? Let me do this… I wanna make you happy. I just wanna be a good boyfriend. 

Ruki:  Hmm? It’s not a problem Livestock.  Who do you think pays for all their brothers’ things. I have more than enough money to indulge you.   I have no problem with it unless you have bad behavior.  But since you’ve been such an obeident Livestock for the past while, I don’t mind spending on you.

Kou: M-neko-chan. don’t worry about it. Not meaning to brag, but my career results in a lotta money for me. So whatever you want, it’s yours, whatever makes my little kitten happy! Just make sure you pay me back later, if you know what I mean *winks*

Yuma:  Hahaha you think this is my money?? Honestly Sow I just get a huge ass allowance from both Ruki and Karlheinz so it’s technically their hard earned money. But even if it wasn’t I wouldn’t mind paying for you. Just be lucky I love you dork.

Azusa: Hm? No really…its no big deal….I promise…I just want you happy….but if spending money on you doesn’t make you happy…I won’t do it…whatever you want *kisses her cheek* but I wanna…buy you this necklace at least.