why are you so hot bye

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“Thrawn! Stop it. That’s no human behaviour.”

Tfw you’re still Thrawn’s aide and he starts to choke people. Dunno why he was calling that ISB agent a traitor the whole time. At least he did let go after a while

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Dutch Comic Con was amazing. Many many thanks to the Dutch Garrison, especially two members of them. You guys were amazing and so kind and lovely people. It was hard to say good bye on sunday but I will be back in march and I think at least one of our group will be too 😏

Agent Kallus: @nielsrevers-blog
Grand Admiral Thrawn: @blueberrymilo
Eli Vanto: me (in CEDF uniform because why not :P)

more texts for you bitches

ANGSTY TEXTS, BITCH

[text] You should have told me you wanted me out of your life.
[text] I should have never let you back into my life.
[text] Okay [muse’s name] what’s the deal, pretty sure this is you…listen if you want me to leave you alone, please just tell that.
[text] Please don’t walk away.
[text] Please don’t do this.
[text] When are you going to realize I want nothing to do with you?
[text] You want nothing to do with me, I get it.
[text] I’m an idiot. You fooled me again.
[text] When I think things are about to change … I’m always proven wrong.
[text] I just want you to be happy. And you’ll be happier without me.
[text] I just hate that someone could make me trust [him/her/them] the way that I did
[text] The truth is I’m not over you.
[text] The truth is I never really wanted to be with you.
[text] I’m seeing someone else.
[text] How the hell did you get my number, stalker?
[text] You’re so selfish.
[text] I just saw you leave with [her/him/them].
[text] FUCK YOU AND YOUR DUMB CUTE FACE

LOVING TEXTS, BITCH

[text] Did I tell you today that you’re the most adorable? Cause, yeah.
[text] Be careful.
[text] I’m only saying it because I love you.
[text] I’m only saying it because I care about you.
[text] Okay, I’m bringing coffee.
[text] I’m thinking dinner and a movie later this week?
[text] Let me take you out, please?
[text] Let me make you dinner tonight.
[text] I want you to be happy.
[text] You’re always safe with me.
[text] I can’t stop thinking about you.
[text] I seriously don’t know what I’d do without you.
[text] I know you may not feel like you are, but you are loved. And important. Please don’t forget that.
[text] It was so good seeing you.
[text] You don’t need this shit.
[text] I’ll be there in five minutes.
[text] Let me help, please?
[text] You’re important to me.
[text] Stop falling asleep in the bathtub. You’re going to drown and die and leave me and I’m not having that.
[text] I would gladly watch Netflix and eat Thai with you any day.
[text] I’d give up my phone charger AND the last piece of gum for you. That’s love.
[text] Hey beautiful no judgment but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??

ANGRY TEXTS, BITCH

[text] If you don’t want me to bust your window, I suggest you answer the phone. Now.
[text] To quote Mean Girls, you’re a fugly slut.
[text] Are you SERIOUSLY bringing that up right now!?
[text] Lose my number, asshole.
[text] You’re so predictable and obnoxious. And it’s not only me who thinks so.
[text] …The least you could do is answer, wtf.
[text] You’re a piece of shit human being and an even worse friend.
[text] This is YOUR FAULT. And you can’t even pretend like it isn’t, because you know it is.
[text] Why couldn’t you just stay out of it?
[text] Holy fucking shit, take a hint, asshole.
[text] Go fuck yourself.
[text] What the fucking hell is wrong with you?
[text] You can take your stuff back as long as I don’t light it on fire first.
[text] I have cramps and a migraine so you do NOT want to mess with me right now
[text] Bye and have a very fuck you day

SEXY TEXTS, BITCH

[text] Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
[text] Why are you so hot…like honestly, it’s not fair.
[text] Yeah, you looked good in your [dress/shirt/pants] last night but really, they looked way better on my floor.
[text] Come over. With condoms.
[text] You should come over, clothing optional.
[text] I feel like a nasty slut and I LOVE IT
[text] Sorry I got drunk and texted you about my sex life
[text] Sex on a rooftop - trashy or adventurous?
[text] If you’re not at my apartment, shirtless, in five minutes, I will be personally offended.
[text] I don’t think he likes that I’m always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
[text] It’ll be like The Notebook, except with way more of my penis.
[text] I didn’t know that all of his brothers would be hot and musically inclined, too. That’s a dick move on behalf of biology.
[text] I DON’T WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
[text] So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
[text] I just need some of your time and all of your body.
[text] I am available for nakedness
[text] I think about [him/her/them] when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love

DRUNK TEXTS, BITCH

[drunk text] So wat are you really over me no w
[drunk text] AND I UNFOLLOWED YOU ON INSTAGRAM TOO, BITCH
[drunk text] You are my queen and my savior and I love you forever
[drunk text] You are the most beautiful girl I have ever known
[drunk text] I’m eating macaroni and cheese on a slice of pizza and autocorrect just wrote that text for me pretty much, what’s your night like
[drunk text] Listen up slut, you’re one hot piece of ass and if [he/she/they] doesn’t realize it, it’s their loss
[drunk text] but what’s the point of a Disney sing off party if you’re not here. You have to be be the Pumbaa to my Timon
[drunk text] Can you pls remind me tomorrow of how much of a fool I made myself tonight
[drunk text] FUCK YOU YOU’RE GORGEOUS
[drunk text] I think maybe you and me should like go out and eat pizza or something check yes or no
[drunk text] Please don’t hate me I’m too tired and too dizzy to be hated
[drunk text] I hate (him/her) but less when I’m drinking. Thanks, alcohol.
[drunk text] Omf g you need to get over here now I think I’m dyin
[drunk text] SWEEEEEEEET CAROLINE

Great Comet x Things I've Heard In Improv
  • <p> <b>Pierre:</b> This Wine tastes oddly like Apple juice.<p/><b>Natasha:</b> What if, I don't go to my own wedding?<p/><b>Marya:</b> You irresponsible child how could you think summoning satan at school is a good idea?<p/><b>Sonya:</b> My best friend is better than your best friend because my best friend has 7 boyfriends.<p/><b>Anatole:</b> Hi, You don't know me but I'm here to ruin everything.<p/><b>Hélène:</b> Boys are hot. Girls are hot. I'm hot. Why doesn't everyone just love me?<p/><b>Dolokhov:</b> Listen, listen. We've been friends for years. You know I'm gonna support all your bad ideas, right?<p/><b>Bolkonsky:</b> *throws glasses across room* I realize now I need those.<p/><b>Mary:</b> My brother may be the worst man I've ever met. But, he's also very much out of your league.<p/><b>Andrey:</b> I'm just gonna... Bye.<p/></p>
Juliette Ferrars throughout the series
  • Juliette in Shatter Me: I fucking hate Warner I hate him I need him to die he is such a terrible sadistic man ugh but omg Adam Adam Adam I love Adam he and I were meant to be and I love him omgggggg
  • Juliette in Unravel Me: Okay so maybe Warner isn't so bad but idk I still kind of fucking hate him but wait Adam isn't so good he's actually kind of a jerk but idk ugh why do I have such terrible taste in guys aND WHY AM I ATTRACTED TO WARNER WTF IS WRONG WITH ME HELP MY EMOTIONS ARE CONFUSING ME HELP IM DROWNING
  • Juliette in Ignite Me: You know what? Fuck it. Warner is hot. Warner is sexy. Idgaf anymore, the cat is out of the bag like omfg he is fineeeee. I love Warner, all he needs is love, all he is misunderstood he just needs to be loved and I love him so yeah. Also fuck you Adam I never liked you anyway k bye

aristophania  asked:

So, let's talk about Victor Nikiforov for a minute. What do you think his headspace was during that one week in Japan before Yurio arrived? He's flown all the way to Hasetsu only to be summarily rejected by Yuri, but he doesn't go home. He decides to do the coach thing but bans Yuri from the rink until he drops some weight. What's going on with him for that week? The only scene we really see is the 'do you have feelings for Minako' one.

THIS IS AN EXCELLENT QUESTION. Sorry I took so long to get back. I’m gonna split this meta into two parts, because I have lots of feelings about episode 2:

1. The week of confusion and skating your feelings

2. When life gives you Yuri Plisetsky, make Yuuri fired up

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Tom Holland Imagine: City of Stars

Summary: You complain to Tom about how people don’t really go dancing anymore and how planetariums are your favorite place in the world. Tom decides to plan a perfect date for your anniversary.

A/N: I saw La La Land last night and it was incredible and while I was watching it I got really angry about how people don’t go like dancing anymore the way the used to its always grinding and twerking now and I hate it and it also reminded me about how much I love planetariums and that’s how this was born okay bye

Warnings: Cussing

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“No, you don’t get it, Tom! I know people go dancing still but it’s like ‘oh you’re hot so I’m gonna rub my ass on your crotch and then we’ll go and fuck.’ And its stupid. Completely stupid and I hate it! Why can’t people still go dancing like the did in the '40s or something.”

“Because it’s 2017, that’s why.”

“Fine. Then we’ll build a space ship and fly far away.”

“And how do you plan on doing that?”

“I don’t know. Maybe I’ll just go to the planetarium and pretend that one of those tiny stars is a planet where there’s a girl just like me going dancing with her famous boyfriend who plays Bee-Man and is having the time of her life!”

“Bee-Man? Really?”

“Well I was gonna say Ant-Man but he actually exists so I had to think fast!”

Tom chuckled and pulled me into his chest. One of his hands ran through my hair while the other was being held by my two smaller ones.

“Can you believe it’s almost Valentine’s Day?”

“Yeah… that’d make it, what? 3 years? Cause you’re a cheeseball and made me wait 3 months before you made it official on Valentine’s Day?”

“Hey! I was trying to be romantic!”

“If we had started seeing each other in late January, then yes, it would have been reasonable to wait till Valentine’s Day but we started dating in November, honey. You were lucky you’re cute or else I would’ve been long gone.”

Tom laughed and kissed the top of my head.

“At one point I thought about asking you at 11:59 on February 13th as a joke but then Harrison informed that that would result in me with an ice cream in my face.”

“Yeah, you got that right.”

Tom and I turned our attention back to the TV that was playing Endless Love. We both disliked this movie but it was the one he had taken me to see when he asked me to be his girlfriend so we made an exception to watch it only when it was on TV… until Harrison thought that we actually liked it and bought it for us. Now we watch it on February 4th. Exactly 10 days before our anniversary because 10 is Tom’s lucky number.

I snuggled into his chest and closed me eyes, drifting off into a peaceful sleep.

—Tom’s POV—

“So do you know what you’re gonna do for her on Valentine’s Day?” Zendaya asked over brunch with her, Jacob, Harrison and Laura.

“Yeah, I think I do…”

“Well, spill!”

“Okay, she kinda spilled a lot to me while we were cuddling the other night and I kinda wanna do it all for her but I don’t exactly know how…”

“Well, what did she say?”

“That she misses dancing… like, not clubbing, but actual dancing the way the did in the '40s and '50s. And she also said that she loves planetariums because she likes to look at the stars and imagine what’s going on over there.”

“So, take her to the planetarium and then take her dancing!” Harrison suggested.

“No, this needs to be more magical. I mean it is their 3 year anniversary.” Laura said.

“Yeah… OH! I’ve got it! So, I’m really good friends with the owner of the planetarium in LA! He’s an old family friend! I’ll call him up! He’s usually closed on Valentine’s Day to spend time with his wife and so maybe I can get him to let you and Y/N use it for the night! You can take her dancing IN the stars!” Zendaya yelled.

“Oh my god, that’s perfect! Please call him!”

“Doing it right now!”

—Your POV—

I was humming while dancing around in the kitchen of Tom and I’s apartment. I jumped when I felt a pair of arms slide around my waist and lift me up.

“Good morning, beautiful.” Tom whispered in my ear.

“Good morning to you, too, sleepy head.”

Tom smiled before he leaned down and kissed me.

“Go pack a bag for 1 day and 2 nights. We leave in a few hours.”

“What? What do you mean? Our anniversary is tomorrow we can’t be leaving town! What about our reservations!?”

“Yes we can. I already cancelled them. This is your present. Now run along and get packed.”

“Where are we going?”

“It’s a surprise. Pack stuff to sleep in, clothes for warm weather and a nice dress.”

“Okay…”

—Time Skip—

“LA, Tom?! You’ve taken me to LA!?”

“Yes… is that okay?”

“More than okay! The cold weather was driving me insane! Now come on, we have to get to our hotel!”

Tom had called an Uber to pick us up from the airport and it drove us to a beautiful hotel.

“Oh, Tom! This is amazing!”

“Thank you, beautiful. Now let’s go inside, order room service and then cuddle for the rest of the night. Tomorrow is a big day!”

Tom and I spent the night shoving our faces with pizza and watching Friends on TV. I eventually fell sleep while laying in his lap. I was briefly brought back into consciousness when I felt arms pick me up and place me onto our bed. I felt Tom slide in next to me and press a kiss to my temple.

“I do hope tomorrow goes as planned.” I hear him whisper before he snuggles his face in the crook of my neck and falls asleep.

—Time Skip—

“Tom, this food is delicious! How did you even get reservations to this place on Valentine’s Day!? And so quickly!?”

“Uh, hello? I’m Spider-Man. Far better and superior to Bee-Man.”

I laughed and felt Tom grab my hand across the table.

“We better hurry up and finish. I still have one surprise left for you.”

I smiled over at Tom as he pointed to his watch that I had given him this morning. He had been wanting it for a while. His parents told me they were getting it for him for Christmas so I didn’t buy it for him but then they accidentally ordered the wrong one. So, I bought him the right one for our anniversary.

Tom paid the bill and grabbed my hand. He drug me out the door and down the street.

“Where are we going!?”

“You’ll see!”

After about 20 minutes of walking, we were met with a cab at the bottom of a giant hill. Tom opened the door for me and I got inside. Tom came in next to me and the cab began to drive. The drive up the hill was beautiful.

When we reached the top, I was met with a beautiful white building.

“Tom, what is this place?”

“You ask too many questions. Just follow me.”

Tom held my hand as he walked up to the door.

“And this is where I blindfold you.”

“Wha-”

I was cut off by Tom shushing me and placing a piece of cloth over my eyes and tying it. Tom grabbed my hand and led me inside. He guided me through the building very well but still managed to bump into a few things causing both of us to laugh. Finally, I heard a door open and close.

“You can take it off, now.”

I slid the blindfold off my eyes and gasped at what I saw.

Tom and I were standing in a giant black room, surrounded by stars and tiny planets.

“Welcome to the City of Stars.” Tom whispered in my ear before a soft piano sound started playing. Tom circled around me and held his hand out.

As soon as I took it, he pulled me into his chest and placed my hand on his shoulder before he placed his on my lower back.

Tom began to lead me around the the floor, spinning me, dipping me, and lifting me to the sound of the music.

As we danced, I looked around at all the stars and planets that seemed to be dancing with us. I was so caught up in my thoughts that I hadn’t even noticed that Tom had stopped dancing.

“Which one do you think Bee-Man and his slightly less beautiful version of you live on?”

I smiled at Tom and left his side to walk around the planetarium. I scanned over every star before one in particular stood out.

“That one.” I said, as I pointed to it.

I felt Tom slide his arms around my waist from behind as we looked at the star.

“Well, then that one’s yours.” Tom said as he held a certificate out to me.

“What?”

“Yup. All we have to do is right down its location, give it a name and sign this document and then it’s yours. So, what do you want to name this shinning star in the Pegasus constellation?”

“The City of Stars.”

Tom smiled and pulled me into a passionate kiss as the piano music came to and end around us.

“I think I want it to stay…”

I Think I Love Her (plus size reader x Peter Parker)

The reader stand up for a girl who is getting bullied. Peter realizes it’s finally his time to confess his feeling to the reader.

Notes; I know Liz isn’t actually like this but it just worked for the story. Also gif isn’t mine credits to owner. Hope you enjoy. 

Originally posted by tomshollandss

Y/n’s Pov

I had been standing by my locker with my friend Ned Leeds and my friend and kind of crush Peter Parker. I always liked Peter from when we first met and he was super sweet to me. He always tried to fight out the people who would comment about my size, but then slowly realized I could handle my self.

We were talking about our next Spanish quiz when I noticed Liz Allan, my least favorite person, walk up to some girl that was standing a few lockers behind us. My mind left the conversation with my friends as I started to listen in on what Liz was saying.

“You seriously need to start losing some weight if you want to wear clothes like these.” I turned my head around to look at the poor girl Liz was talking to. I watched as the girl turned red from embarrassment.

“Y/n? Y/n?” Peter tried to get my attention.

“Hmm?”

“We just asked you if you wanted to go to Peter’s tonight to finish the lego death star.”

“Oh yea, sure whatever.” I continued to listen to Liz talking to the girl.

“You know what would help? Trying to make your self throw up.” I heard enough and started to walk over there, but Peter grabbed my shoulder.

“What are you doing?” Peter frantically whispered in my ear.

“Showing that bitch some over due justice.” I continued to walk past him.

“Y/n, I don’t think that’s a good idea.” I turned around to look at Peter.

“Don’t tell me what to do.” I then turned around to see Liz and her friends gone, but the girl still standing there tears staining her cheeks. I walked up to her. “Hey don’t listen to what Liz has to say she’s just a bitch. She wouldn’t know the first thing about beauty.“ Kaidy looked up at me and smiled “And hey I think Charles does know beauty when he sees it.” I motioned over to Charles who was walking up to both of us. He began to talk to Kaidy and ask her on a date, when I began to walk away.

I walked up to Peter and Ned “My work here is down.” I smiled triumphantly.

“Wow what we do without you y/n?” Peter rolled his eyes.

“Oh don’t act all bitchy cause I was going to talk to your little crush, telling her she’s a bitch. Honestly I don’t get what you see in her.”

“I don’t like her.” Peter mumbled, as you rolled your eyes and left your locker to go to class. ’‘I like you.” He mumbled to himself.


It was lunch and me, Peter and Ned were getting our lunch when I heard Liz talking to Kaidy again.

“So I heard Charles asked you out, he probably only did that because he pities you. I mean he probably could like you if you lost a few pounds.” 

I balled my fists up and closed my eyes taking a breath, trying not to punch the shit out of Liz. We all got your food and walked back to our table. As got back to the table I slammed my tray on the table.

“What the hell has gotten into you?” Ned asked.

I faked a smile “Nothing.”

I watched as Kaidy walked away from Liz not listening to her which made you happy. I then saw Liz walk up to Kaidy again and sit next to her at her lunch table.

“Are you seriously going to eat that? You need to lose weight as it is don’t eat that. And if you lose weight more guys will like you.“ I heard Liz tell Kaidy and that was my final straw.

I got up from the table and grabbed Peter’s smoothie.

"Hey!” Peter yelled as I took his smoothie.

“Just buy another one," I grumbled and started to walk away "cause trust me you aren’t getting this back.”

 I walked up to Liz and Kaidy “Hey guys what are you guys talking about?” Peter and Ned watched as you went up them.

“Oh y/n perfect we can get your opinion on this too. Don’t you think Kaidy here needs to lose some weight.”

I clenched my jaw “No I don’t think she needs to lose any weight, in fact I think she perfect." I smiled over to Kaidy.

"Well I mean that is coming from you.”

“What the hell is that supposed to mean.”

“Well I mean you are someone who could also lose some weight. I mean maybe it would help, with your insane crush on Peter. He would notice you more if you were skinny like me.”

“Why do you always have to be such a god damn bitch.”

“Why don’t you go back to your friends and not bother me anymore.”

“You know what you’re right Liz, bye!” I threw the smoothie into Liz’s face. Everyone then turned to me and started laughing at Liz. “You’re dead bitch!" I heard Liz yell. I turned around and put up my middle fingers. I then quickly walked out of the cafeteria only making one glance at Peter who was also looking at me already.

Peter’s Pov

We were sitting down at our table when I looked over at y/n. Her fists were clenched and he looked so pissed off. God she’s hot when she’s mad. Fuck Peter don’t think of your best friend like that. Her plum lips were in a straight line. I wonder what those lips would feel like to kiss. No Peter stop that’s weird. But I bet she tastes good like strawberries. No Peter stop don’t think of her like that. She’s just your friend and that’s all she’ll ever be.

I looked over a Ned who also realized something was off with y/n. He nudged my shoulder and I just shrugged my shoulders. Then got of nowhere she just got up from the table and I looked over to her.

I accidentally looked at her at the wrong moment as she got up from the table and her ass was basically in my face and I couldn’t help but stare. Then I quickly looked away as she started to grab my smoothie.

"Hey!” I yelled over to her.

“Just buy another one.” I rolled my eyes and watched as she walked over to Liz and the girl she had been picking on. God what did I ever see in Liz she’s so mean, but y/n still thinks I like her but I just use her as a cover so y/n doesn’t find out I like her. I mean she could never find out. I’m weak and a nerd compared to the other guys she’s dated. She always dated the super strong guy with muscles, I’m not like that. Then I saw y/n sit across from Liz. “Hey guys what are you guys talking about?” I heard y/n say

“Oh y/n perfect we can get your opinion on this too. Don’t you think Kaidy here needs to lose some weight.” I heard Liz say in her bitchy voice. God this is going to be a shit show.

“No I don’t think she needs to lose any weight, in fact I think she perfect.” Y/n is so nice she’s always sticking up for people and- “I mean maybe it would help, with your insane crush on Peter. He would notice you more if you were skinny like me.” I was brought out of my thoughts by what Liz said. Omg is that true does y/n have a crush on me. Holy shit this can’t be happening I have to tell her I like her too.. Right now Peter. Do it Peter.

I was about to get up when I saw y/n throw my smoothie in Liz’s face. I started laughing and watched her as she left the cafeteria. She caught my gaze and looked over at me and smiled. I got up from the table and followed her out the door. I walked towards the bathroom and watched as she just walked in. I waited out there for a little until she came out. As the door opened and she came out.

“Having fun stalker?” She asked. I chuckled.

“Shut up.” You both stood there awkwardly “What you did out there was pretty cool, I mean like totally badass. I’ve never seen you like that before.’' 

"Thanks. It’s just that what Liz was saying to that girl pissed me off.” You looked down at the floor. As I walked closer to her. Ok Peter this is your chance. I walked closer and closer till our bodies were almost touching.

“Y/n.” I whispered and she looked up from the ground, and into my eyes. I then in and captured her lips in a kiss. After a few seconds I pulled.

“Umm so is what Liz said was true? That you had a crush on me?” I asked.

She bite her lip and rolled her eyes “You know for being some math genius you seriously aren’t that smart.” I laughed at her response.

“And what Liz said wasn’t true you don’t need to lose any weight to gain my attention, you already have it.”

“Yea I know, I’m not going to listen to that bitch.” She said confidently. She’s so confident that’s why I love her. Wait did I just say love? Holy shit. I think I love her. 

jealous wonwoo ↴
  • wonwoo had invited you to a music bank show
  • you were more than happy to support your boyfriend and svt
  • but the down side was that you had to wait
  • A LOT
  • there were so many idols waiting to record their performance
  • you waited with seventeen in their dressing room
  • the wait with them was for a good 3 hours
  • “so is wonwoo a good kisser?”
  • mingyu tesaes 
  • and wonwoo just rolls his eyes
  • “I rather not kiss and tell”
  • you roll your eyes and continue scrolling through Instagram
  • the rest of the boys laugh
  • wonwoo slides closer to you
  • “make sure you watch me when we perform”
  • you look up at him
  • “of course”
  • wonwoo winks and you look back down at your phone
  • you notice your battery percent was very low
  • “okay! seventeen, you’re up!”
  • one of the staff members come in before knocking
  • “good luck guys!” 
  • you wish them luck as they all file out
  • “stay here and remember what I said”
  • wonwoo tells you before closing the door as he leaves
  • you sit back into the couch
  • you look around and you were bored out of your mind
  • seventeen wasn’t on the tv yet so you couldn’t watch them 
  • you look at your phone and the battery percent bothered you
  • so you grab your purse and begin searching for one
  • “I thought I brought it????”
  • “what the hell?”
  • you put your purse down
  • you needed to charge your phone
  • because after the music bank you were supposed to go eat 
  • with the boys 
  • so you needed your phone to charge ASAP
  • you knew wonwoo told you to stay put
  • but maybe someone outside the room had a charger
  • it was worth a shot
  • you get up and make your way to the door
  • you were bout to open it 
  • but the door opens before you could
  • it was jungkook of bts
  • “jungkook! hey!”
  • he smiles and quickly hugs you
  • you became friends with him through mingyu
  • “hey y/n”
  • he lets you go and you close the door behind him
  • “I came to wish the guys luck, but I guess I missed them”
  • jungkook takes a seat on the chair in front of the vanity
  • “yeah they left like five minutes ago, they should be done soon”
  • you remind yourself what you needed
  • “oh hey! do you have a charger? my phone is about to die”
  • you were hoping he would have one
  • and sure enough he did
  • “yeah! it’s in my waiting room”
  • he gets up
  • “come on, so you won’t be in here alone, you can hang with us”
  • you follow jungkook to his waiting room
  • you were a huge bts fan so you couldn’t say no
  • who wouldn’t want to hang out with bts?
  • you enter his waiting room 
  • you see taehyung on the sofa 
  • he was on his phone
  • whatever game he was playing,
  • he was really into it
  • “taehyung say hi, this is y/n, wonwoo’s girlfriend”
  • jungkook closes the door behind him
  • “wow you’re so pretty, hello”
  • taehyung greets you and you blush
  • who wouldn’t
  • you greet him back and sit next to him
  • “here’s the charger, you can plug it in there”
  • jungkook hands you the charger and you plug it in
  • “no! it actually died!” 
  • jungkook and taehyung laugh
  • and you just pout
  • “oh, turn on the tv so we can see them perform”
  • jungkook instructs you
  • you turn on the tv and see svt is half way through the song
  • “hey y/n, wanna play? help me pass this level!”
  • taehyung whines and you laugh at him
  • “okay, what are you playing?”
  • you take the phone and laugh at the game
  • “exo run?”
  • you couldn’t stop laughing and taehying crosses his arms
  • “yes! I bias baekhyun!”
  • you roll your eyes and play multiple levels
  • you and taehyung are getting so into the game
  • you forgot why you were there in the first place
  • little did you know
  • svt was done performing
  • and they were back in the waiting room
  • but you weren’t there
  • and wonwoo was calling you like crazy
  • “I told her not to leave”
  • he sits down and tries texting you
  • “I won again!”
  • you jump up from the sofa and jump back down on it
  • you and taehyung fight over the phone
  • “nope! I’m gonna pass all the levels!”
  • taehyung holds the phone up and you try to reach it but fail
  • jungkook is laughing his ass off as he snapchats
  • your childish fight with taehyung
  • back in svt’s waiting room
  • mingyu is on his phone
  • and views jungkook’s story
  • he sees you and taehyung fighting over the phone
  • “um, wonwoo…. I think I found y/n”
  • wonwoo perks up and takes a view at mingyu’s phone
  • “she’s with bts”
  • wonwoo can’t help but to feel upset
  • he doesn’t even want to go and get you
  • he wants to wait and see how long you’ve forgotten about him
  • “okay guys, my phone is at 60% I think I can live off that”
  • you unplug your phone and hand the charger back to jungkook
  • “thank you guys!” you wave them bye and they smile back
  • you walk through the hallways
  • making your way back to svt’s waiting room
  • but as you turn a corner
  • a hand tugs your arm and pulls you into an empty hallway
  • you’re pushed against the wall
  • and you look up to see wonwoo
  • he placed his hand above your head and leans in
  • “where were you?”
  • for some reason
  • you were intimidated by wonwoo?
  • but he looked so hot in sweat
  • “i went to borrow a charger from jungkook”
  • “why didn’t you ask me?”
  • you smile confidently
  • “are you jealous?”
  • wonwoo’s face drops
  • “of course I am, you’re my girlfriend”
  • you look away from wonwoo laughing
  • “and he knows that!”
  • “he introduced me to taehyung as YOUR girlfriend”
  • wonwoo’s expression changes to relief
  • “really?”
  • you nod “yep”
  • “i’m sorry, it’s just I love you so much and I’m scared of loosing you”
  • you smile warmly at him
  • “you won’t lose me silly, I love you too”
  • wonwoo leans in to quickly kiss you
  • “now let’s get back, they’re waiting for us to go eat”
  • wonwoo takes you hand and you follow him out
  • your jealous baby (;

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The signs as “My Immortal” quotes

Aries: “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!“ It was………..Dumbledore!” 

Taurus: “Okay you can go now, see ya cunt.” said Proffesor Sinister. “Bye bitch.” I said waving

Gemini: “Voldimort wuz wearing a blak leather Jackson, blak tight jeans and fishnet pantz. He looked so sexah I almost had an orgy!!!!” 

Cancer: “He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I’m a girl so I didn’t get one you sicko.” 

Leo:  And den……………………………I jumped secxily in front of da bullet!11

Virgo: In it a boy and a gurl were doing it sudenly a cereal killer came lol.

Libra: “Why couldn’t Satan have made me less beautiful?” 

Scorpio: “I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT” Hargirid paused angrily. “BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!” 

Sagittarius: “EW, YOU FUCKING PERVS, STOP LOOKING AT ME NAKED! ARE YOU PEDOS OR WHAT!”

Capricorn: “You fucking bustard!” yelled Draco at Vampire. “I want to shit next to her!” 

Aquarius: “Allah Kedavra!” 

Pisces: Everyone in the class stared at me and then Draco came into the room even though he was naked and started begging me to take him back. 

anonymous asked:

Grinding

friends to lovers au yet again, theyre in a club and someone comes up behind isak, trying to dance with him, swaying their hips but then isak excuses himself and on his way to the bathroom he grabs evens hands and pulls him along and once the door is closed behind them isak is freaking out ,rambling , and even is trying to calm him with strong hands on isaks shoulders and then isak lets out a breath, “this guy..i was dancing with him” and even is confused, “thats good yeah?” and isak throws his head back, “i mean i guess?? but like..” and when he doesnt continue, even cups his face and it helps, “i dont really know how to like, grind” and even snorts, “thats in like everybodys veins” and isak throws his hands up, “well /i/ cant do it!” and even squints his eyes before he steps away from isak a little, “come here” but isak doesnt move and even raises his eyebrows in encouragement, “im gonna teach you, come on. turn around” and isak does with a pout and the atmosphere changes when even is breathing close to his ear and his body is pressed against isak’s and it shouldnt feel different bc theyve cuddled before and their friends complained about how personal space is unfamiliar to the two of them but…..for some reason it IS different and isaks heart is beating hard against his chest then even takes isaks hand and places it on his neck, “you can hold onto the person’s neck” and his voice sends shivers down isaks spine and his hold on evens neck tightens which pulls him closer and isak feels even let out a sudden breath and it cools him down a little but then his body is on fire again when even puts both his hands on isaks hips and holds him steady, “im gonna put my hands here and you, um, you should move your hips” and it takes a few seconds for the words to reach isaks head and then he moves his hips forward and even chuckles into his ears and pulls him back by his hips, bodies completely flushed against each other, and isak can feel his cheeks heat up then even moves isaks hips with his own hands to the side, “like this, then to the other side but make sure your …ass is ..that it touches my body” then isak tries it and he feels evens fingers burning into his skin through his shirt then his voice comes out weaker than expected, “like a circle?” and isaks sure he couldnt hear even if he wasnt standing millimeters from him, “kinda, yeah” and then theyre moving to the music coming through the walls and isak closes his eyes and lets himself get into it and he’s getting a little sweaty and his grip on evens neck is hard and its making even tilt his head so their cheeks are almost pressed together and he can feel evens breath on his own neck, and his shirt is rolled up where evens holding him and if he looks long he can see red marks on his skin forming from how strong even is holding him and its so hot but then,,someone opens the door and the music is louder and it makes them jump apart and while the guy disappears into one of the stalls with a thumbs up, isak turns around to face even, but he cant really look him in the eyes and he scracthes the back of neck nervously and he only realizes now how out of breath he is, and by the look of it even is too and so with his thumb pointing towards the exit he’s like ,”yeah uh. thanks bro. for the help.i’ll just, go and see how good of a student i am” and his heart is beating SO fucking fast as he moves through the crowd and decides to sit at the bar and jonas is there, and when isak sits down, jonas stares at him for a minute before, “did you just get laid” and isaks eyes go wide, “NO what the fuck why would you think that” and jonas holds his hands up in defense, “chill ,youre just so flushed and your hair,” he reaches to touch isaks hair ”is a little messed up” but isak swaps his hand away and fixes his hair himself, “its hot in here” then stands up “which is why im gonna go and get some fresh air bye” and when he’s outside, he sits at one of the empty smoking areas with a bench and he’s lighting up his joint when even sits next to him, and his heart starts beating fast again and he tries to calm himself down ,holding the smoke inside a little longer. then even nudges his shoulder, “so that was interesting huh” and all isak can do is hum and keep looking forward and even nods, “did the guy like it?” and isak shakes his head blowing out the smoke, “havent tried yet, i came to have a smoke before” and even lets his back hit the bench, “youre a good student. you got me hard” and isak nearly CHOKES on the smoke and he’s trying to act like he doesnt have a coughing fit going on at thsi seCond and then even chuckles, “just kidding, can i have a puff?” and isak is finally regaining his breaths and with one last cough he dares to look at even, “you sure? have you drunk?” and even rolls his eyes, “no mom, i have not” and isak slaps his thigh which earns a grin from even, and then isak is handing him the joint and he cant force his eyes away from evens lips around the joint and how his cheeks hollow as he takes a hit and then he looks back at isak as he exhales and he licks his lip, and theyre looking at each other, from eyes to lips, and then theyre both leaning in and evens lips are so soft, and the world stops existing and all isak can feel is evens lips and his tongue and his teeth pulling at his bottom lip and his cologne that he knows so well and he exhales through his nose and then they break apart breathless, and they look at each other for a while before they both sit back ecstatic, then theyre grinning at each other and the ground and then even takes one last hit and he’s handing it back to isak, “by the way i wasnt exactly joking about the hard on” 

Him Overhearing Other Members Discussing about how Hot His GF is: EXO

Xiumin:

“Um I think not what tf you think you’re doing she’s mine, lmao bye.”


Suho:


Lay:

A bit confused as to why they would speak about you in that way when they knew that you two were dating?


BaekHyun:

Casually walks into the circle and joins the conversation because he knows she’s hot.


Chen:

“What tf?” he’d smile calmly while slapping each of the members over the heads. The `you’re dead` smile.


ChanYeol:


D.O.:

“Should I skin one of you alive and hang the body on the lamp so it would stand a warning to the rest that I will not tolerate stuff like that?”


Kai:

Uncomfortable about it and would ask the other members to never do that again.


Sehun:

Sassy hair flip as he knows that you’re his and they can only talk about you.

daveeddiggsit  asked:

13 with diggs 😘😘

13. Petting a small dog, being ridiculously cute

For a tiny puppy, your new dog was a lot stronger than you expected. You barely make it a few steps away from the store before she starts running, her leash ripping from your hand as she runs off down the street. 

“Wait! Stop!” you yell after her, running in the same direction as she turns a corner, running out of your sight. 

You freeze in your tracks as you turn the corner to find the most attractive man you’ve ever seen in your life holding your brand new puppy in his arms, scratching under her chin. 

“Hello there, and who do you belong to huh?” the man asks, with a wide grin that lights up his entire face as his focus stays on your new dog. “You’ve got a tag, no name though.” 

Your new puppy seems taken by the man, as she licks his face. He chuckles at that, his laugh is beautiful to hear as he pets her head. You shake your head as you snap out of your daze, finally speaking up.

“Um… she’s mine” you explain suddenly, and the man looks up at you. His eyes are captivating as he stares at you. “I-I just got her, she’s stronger than she looks” 

The gorgeous man grins as he walks over to you, and handing your puppy back to you. 

“Does she have a name?” he asks. You’re too busy staring at him that it takes a minute for you to realize he spoke. 

“What? Oh um not yet, I was going to try to figure that out when I get her home” 

“Do you have a name?” he asks with a sly grin. 

Is the insanely hot guy flirting with me? You think to yourself as he reaches to pet the puppy in your arms. 

“Of course I do. It’s Y/N,” you tell him, not really sure why you so casually offered a stranger your name.

“I’m Daveed, you should give me a call sometime, maybe then you’ll have named her.” He suggests, pulling a pen out of his pocket and writing a phone number on your arm. 

“Do you carry a pen around for this purpose?” 

“Possibly,” he says with a wink. “I’ll see you around Y/N. Bye puppy” he says casually, scratching under her chin once more before walking past you, that smile still on his lips. 

Slow Burn - Part 5 (Final)

Pairing: firefighter!Dean x Reader

Word Count: 2,177

Summary: The reader is reluctantly setup on a blind date and it doesn’t go as planned. Is there an instant spark or is it a slow burn?

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4


“Damn. You look good, baby. As always.” Dean compliments strolling into your room.

You wink at him and walk over to your ridiculously large jewelry box.

“I just need to put on some jewelry and my heels then we can go.”

Dean nods his head and walks over to where you are. He’s so nosey.

“Hmmm.” You hum looking through everything.

“So many choices.” Dean makes fun of you.

“Shut up.” You say while putting on a silver Michael Kors bracelet.

“This would match…if you want.” Dean holds out his ring.

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You’re Mine - Jay Imagine

Request: Could you do a jay imagine? Where the reader is studying in his tourney jersey and shorts on his bed and it turns into a make out session of your comfortable with it of course, no pressure.

Warnings: Heavy makeout session, sexual themes

A/N: I wrote this one at school lol so I apologize if there’s any mistakes. It’s also kinda short. Anyways, enjoy!

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Hands gripped your as your fingers flipped through your textbook, desperately trying to find answers to the first question. Jay’s hands were warm and comforting, reminding you to not stress out over this homework.

“(Y/N), maybe we should stop. You’re really freaking out about this. We can always get back to studying later, you need a break.” Jay was rubbing soothing circles on your back. He always was such a sweet boyfriend.

You hesitantly replied, “…Maybe you’re right. We’ll get back to it later.” You melted into his touch.

Jay got off the bed, “I’ll be right back I gotta use the bathroom. When I come back I want you laying down, relaxed, and ready to cuddle.” You laughed at how cheesy he was as he left the room.

You sat on his bed for a while, snuggling yourself in the soft blankets that smelled just like Jay. Your eyes caught a glimpse of something coming out of his dresser, his tourney jersery and shorts. An idea popped into your mind, you were sure Jay wouldnt mind you wearing it just for today. So you got up and slipped on the jersey and shorts, they also smelled like Jay. You gripped the soft fabric and smiled. You layed down on our stomach on the bed and went back to studying, like nothing happened. Jay had been gone for a coupel minutes already so you layed your head onto the pillow and drifted into a light sleep.

The door creaked behind you as Jay’s eyes landed onto your body. A smirk stretched across his face when he saw the ensemble you were wearing. He walked towards you and let his fingertips trace across your legs and the small of your back. Sending chills down your sleeping figure. Jay ran his fingers through your hair in hopes you would wake up, and you did.

“Hey ba-,” Your words were cut off my Jay’s lips pressing into yours and you sunk into his kiss. It was different than his usual kisses, which were normally so soft and sweet. This one was lusty and his lips moved fast against yours, hands gripping you waist as he moved to be on top of you. He broke the kiss to stare up and you from above, his tongue ran across his bottom lip. And holy hell the way he was looking at you was so sexy, his eyes ran up and down your body, like a dog in heat.

He leaned his face down to yours to where your lips were just barely touching, and whispered, “You’re mine.” He looked at you like he was waiting for a response, you just nodded, you felt too weak to give a response.

All you wanted was your bodies pressed together and lips connected. He reached down to continue the kiss but instead but your bottom lip, which solicited a groan from you. You were weak for him and he loved it. Next thing you know his lips were back on yours, fast and lusty like before. Getting a taste of you. You continued this for a couple minutes, nothing but your tongues running across each others and hands gripping any skin showing.

You were stopped when a loud bang came from the door, you both got so scared your heads almost banged into one another. Jay’s hand slide across your thigh waiting for the person at the door to say something.

“Are you two almost done swallowing each other’s throats or can I come in now? I can hear you two moaning from down the hall!” A clearly annoyed Carlos was at the other side of the door.

Jay’s eyes met with yours and you two burts into laughter as he collapsed right beside you on the bed. Jay called, “Yes, come in!”

The door opened and Carlos stepped in trying his best not to look at the two of you. His blank expression turned to one of disgust when he saw what you were wearing.

“Oh my gosh, really (Y/N)? Unbelieveable!” Carlos exclaimed as he threw his hands up. It was hilarious how much he was reacting to this. “I just needed to get my leash to walk Dude. I’m out, have fun, bye!” He ran out the door and it slammed behind him.

Jay’s hand was back on your thigh as soon as the door shut. His eyes went back to a darker shade as they lusted over you once again. “You know, (Y/N), I think you should wear this a lot more often.”

“You think?” You laughed and bit your lip. “Why?”

“You look so damn hot wearing my clothes, it shows everyone you’re mine.” Jay responded.

“I’ll always be yours baby.” You could feel that fire in you starting up again. You wrapped your leg around his torso. You leaned your lips up to touch his. Just then someone walked through the door. It was Carlos.

Carlos shielded his eyes at the sight of you and Jay, “SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS? Get a room!”

“We do have a room. You just happen to be in it right now.” Jay replied.

“I can’t do this, goodbye! Have fun once again!” Carlos left the room once more.

For the second time that day you and Jay were left with laughter until your bellied hurt. You stared at each other until eventually Jay wrapped a lazy arm around you and your two were spooning. You’re fatigued figures eventually drifted off into sleep, with laughter still inside your tummies and love for one another in your hearts.

HEY YALL ITS SUMMER YA KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

-stay up EVEN LATER than we already do reading fanfiction or looking at fan-art
-watching almost every video uploaded by our favorite youtubers
-wishing you could meet them one day
-make text posts about things people will hopefully relate to
-not go outside because,,,,, why would you ? it’s scary out there.
-just literally do the same thing that we did for the whole year except this time it’s hot outside.

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I was tagged by the lovely @kihyunsabs and @justwonho, thank you both 🙈 This is the bias selfie/lockscreen/homescreen/last song I listened to thing, hehe, so here’s me with a ridiculous filter next to the most perfect man on earth wearing a cap that I absolutely love, bye. ✨ I’m tagging some people just so I can see all your beautiful faces, but as always, you don’t have to do it, that’s okay. 💕 @houseofmonbebe, @omnibiased, @floofsta-x, @ukihyunnie, @diamondsforyoo, @ckyunnie, @kyunnie-o, and @kihyunsbb 👀