why are you so dumb

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Stupid dumb babies in love 

(sort of requested by @nilo2207)

anonymous asked:

What's the age gap between Itachi and Shisui, in your opinion?

NIISAN I’M TOO OLD FOR GROUP HUGS

can I just rant about Taylor Swift.

I never realized how fucking stupid the song Fifteen is.

“when you’re fifteen and somebody tells you they love you, you’re gonna believe them.”

 

um, no.  

“and when you’re fifteen, feeling like there’s nothing to figure out”

I don’t know about you, Taylor Swift, and what kind of simpleminded life you’ve lived, but when I was fifteen I felt like there was tons of shit to figure out. it’s fifteen, not five. fifteen year olds don’t drink juice boxes and play with dolls. (unless you’re me ahem)

“You say hi to your friends you aint seen in a while 
Try and stay out of everybody’s way”

excuse me bitch but I don’t try to stay out of anyone’s way.

this is how I walk down the halls

 

“Hoping one of those senior boys will wink at you and say
You know I haven’t seen you around before." 

I’m sorry but I have never wished for a senior boy to wink at me.

I have never wished for anyone to wink at me.

because this is what winking looks like in the real world:

if that ever happened I’d call Chris Hansen immediately. ESPECIALLY if I was a freshman.

"Laughing at the other girls who think they’re so cool" 


"And then you’re on your very first date and he’s got a car”

why do I feel like this is how her date went -

 

“And Abigail gave everything she had to a boy
Who changed his mind and we both cried" 

I want to cry because this awful song exists. it’s like a 10 year old’s diary.

OH AND CAN YOU SAY FUCKED UP. it obviously implies this Abigail had sex with a boy. 

everything’ she had? oh I’m sorry Taylor Swift I didn’t realize sex is all we have to give.  

and how fucking old are you now. why are you writing songs about your friend losing her virginity when you guys were fifteen.