why are you so cute omfg stop it

Dating Hae like:
  • IMAGINE ASKING U OUT LMAOOO 
  • it either go two ways tbh 
  • he’d be all fixed up and really nervous to ask you to be his grill and then you’re just like ‘hoe why r u dressed so nicely and why r u sweating so much??' 
  • then he just says it like “Y/N I really like you and dknsksnsowbdibe” and you’re all chill and when he calms down you two talk and boom you’re dating 
  • OR it’d go like 
  • “hey y/n do you wanna see a magic trick?!" 
  • "sure" 
  • "poof you’re now my girlfriend" 
  • "okay DongHyuck" 
  • tbh I see it going both ways -anyways omfg it’d be so fucking fun 
  • he’d tease you a lot how cute -he knows where to stop and he’s actually really soft for you 
  • like he’d always check up on you when he’s out of the country like five minutes later ring ring oh look it’s him again asking if you washed up yet 
  • and the same with him whenever you’re gone you always check on him and ask him how he’s doing and it’s just cUtE 
  • he’s really soft for you like he wants you to be happy all the time and doesn’t want you to be sad ever -but at the same time 
  • "you’re such a bitch y/n" 
  • "I know" 
  • "fuc u" 
  • "thank you Hae" 
  • it’s such a playful relationship 
  • you two are best friends like you do everything together and make fun of each other and just have a lot of fun 
  • "y/n come here I have a secret to tell you" 
  • "What do you want this time" 
  • he leans in real close and then burps into your ear 
  • but it’s all good cause you burp louder 
  • he probably texts you at 3 am just to make fun of something you said before 
  • okay but 
  • imagine accidentally sleeping on his shoulder and him just worrying not knowing what to do but doesn’t move cos he doesn’t want to wake you 
  • and then then he falls asleep after taking pictures to tease you 
  • but the members take pictures of you two and they make fun of you 
  • denies the fact that he likes it, but when you say you won’t do it again he says to do it again lol 
  • he cAnt even beleaf he’s dating you like he’d think you’re an angel and that you own the world or smth 
  • whenever you two fight over dumb shit he’s all like "are we done fighting” and ur just like “ya” and then you’re all good 
  • you two never really fight over anything serious because when one of you guys make a mistake you two own up to it and apologize 
  • like the most serious thing that probably happened was him getting upset you didn’t tell him something first 
  • tbh he just really wants to be number one and wants to be lof by you 
  • like trust is the biggest thing to him and you two would nEVER DO ANYTHING TO HURT EACH OTHER 
  • when you visit him when he’s practicing he takes a break and you two sit and he talks about what he did at practice and even though he’s sweating you still get close to him -and then someone would yell “Lee DongHyuck get your ass over here stop making out" 
  • He’d get upset but you’d stay to watch them practice 
  • after he’s done getting clean and you two go out sometimes (more like all the time you visit) and he’s so happy to treat you and you’re like 
  • "STOP WASTING MONEY ON MY I GOT A JOB FOR A REASON HOe" 
  • then he’d say "save your money for our wedding day" 
  • Youd shut up lmao because you’re so embarrassed like who says that y'all only 16 or smth 
  • but you like it 
  • you would scream whenever you two pass by any clothes store and want to buy everything but have no money and you leave before he tries to buy it for you -anyWAY 
  • y'all so soft and nice yet hate each other you kno??? Like it’s so nice to be around him and you think you’re not enough but to him you’re so much more than enough you can look at him and he’d be like ilysm 
  • pls don’t hurt him cos he would never hurt you
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the most beautiful 3-syllable-poem ‘beijing you like’ by cutie top hyung~

Sexy Exo VS Weird Exo

(Y’all weird exo is going to happen next week when I have time cause school)

His man bun always had me fucked up

Sexy Luhan:

UGHHGHROI HE IS SO CUTE IS2G

WHY DO THEY ALL HAVE TO BE SEXY LIKE I DON’T UNDERSTAND!

STOP IT LUHAN UGH HES SO SEXY

WHY DOES HE HAVE TO BITE HIS LIP OMFG

POP IT BABY OMFG BEAUTIFUL

I HATE MY LIFE WHY THEY ZOOM IN 

YALL WE ALL KNOW WHERE HES GOING WITH THAT SEXY ASF

OMFG SLAY ME PLEASEE 


Cold guy aka will choke you out with D.o

this man will always be the death of me I will never understand how he does it to me to the universe

He is cold guy but is he cold in the sheets ;) ima stop

HE IS SO SEXY HEY WASSUP GOT KRIS IN THE CUT “GAH DAMN”

MY FAVORITE MOMENT ON STAGE 

IMAGINE A TALL ASS PERSON HOVERING OVER YOU I WOULD DIE HOW DO YOU HUG THIS MAN??

I’ll gladly accept that kiss tbh  who’s coming to the wedding??

I’m bout to snatch exo like all your favs gone cause ima snatch them

I couldn’t like i had to post it

OMFG L I T SPELLS LIT AND HES LIT RN

This one goes out to I don’t give a shit or you got me fucked

MY BABY DADDY TAO

OMFG SLAY ME RN YOU MAY NOT BE IN EXO BUT YOUR IN MY HEARTU

LOOK AT HIM YALL THEN LOOK AT KRIS THESE TOO GOT ME FUCKED UP

MY MANS YALL 

YALL I GOTTA SEE MY MANS LIVE LIKE I FEEL LIKE YALL WOULD SEE ME ON THE NEWS “Girl Faintes after star Tao touches her”

DADDY ASF

UGH LOOK A T DADDY

MY soul is hurt

L I T spells Lit #TaoHun

My feelings toward the characters of Critical Role

First time watching

Vax: I like Rogues.
Vex: Oh cool, she has a bear.
Trinket: D'awwww.
Grog: 6 intellegence, hah! Nice.
Keyleth: She’s cute.
Percy: Gunslinger? That’s interesting.
Pike: No real comment as she was not there.
Tiberius: Hahaha, cutie.
Scanlan: Scanlan, wtf?

Current thoughts on the characters

Vax: STOP DOING STUPID SHIT YOU LITTLE SHIT OMFG I LOVE YOU BUT YOU’RE GOING TO GET YOURSELF KILLED WHY MUST YOU STRESS ME OUT CONSTANTLY?!?!?!?!
Vex: Note to self, don’t fuck with Trinket, don’t fuck with Vex’s money, don’t fuck with Vax, in that order.
Trinket: D'awwwww…. he could easily kill me.
Grog: Why has Tiberius not put some sort of tracking spell on Grog? Can we get him a leash now? Please???? Parental supervision 24/7, please!
Keyleth: Precious awkward cutie pie silly pants, too cute, could easily kill everyone, so freaking cute.
Percy: GO PERCY! SHOOT THEIR FUCKING HEAD OFF YOU AWKWARD BADASS NERD! <3
Pike: Kitten wants to be a Lion, protect at all costs, too precious for this world.
Tiberius: Precious nerd, so precious, could easily kill everyone, most likely by an accidental fireball.
Scanlan: Scanlan…. wtf?

Me and Dean Winchester
  • *Sees Dean flirting with women*
  • Me: Stop it right now.
  • *Sees Dean buying woman drink*
  • Me: You take your money back and spill it over her head.
  • *Sees Dean giving heroic speech to woman*
  • Me: Oh that's fucking great, share your life story. Why don't you have children with her?
  • *Sees Dean arguing with Cas*
  • Me: YOU FUCKING HAVE SEX ON THE FLOOR RIGHT NOW. IT BE FUCKING HOT AND SEXY AND YOU GUYS CAN SWITCH POSITION. I MEAN MMMM.
  • *Sees Dean sharing a touching moment with Cas*
  • Me: OMFG YOU TWO ARE SO CUTE. DEAN SHOULD PROPOSE RIGHT NOW AND PERFORM SWEET LOVING SEX WITH CAS. AND SAM CAN BE THE BEST MAN AND ASDFGHJK!!
  • me: *is farther into Mystic Messenger and just got finished flirting with Zen* Omg Zen you are just so adorable-
  • 707: *calls* lolololol, hey baby! What's going on?
  • me: .... *cries* Omfg 707 don't do this to me you're cute too but I don't have enough money for your route.
  • 707: *makes a bunch of cute random noises while in the call*
  • me: *is dying* WHY ARE YOU SO FGKHJGSLKDNVSLKNDV CUTE?!? I CAN'T DATE YOU STOP IT