why are you so cute jfc

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DON’T LOOK AT ME PLS OMG
it gets a bit confusing to me coz i have a male oc that looks like how i draw zarya orz I FORGOT ZARYA’S TATTOOS IM SORRY

  • What she says: I'm fine
  • What she means: LUCY HEARTFILIA IS TOTALLY IN LOVE WITH NATSU JFC AND I'M VERY AFRAID FOR HIM AND HIS BODY IS SMOKING LIKE FUCKING DRY ICE, AND I CAN'T TAKE THIS, AND NOW WE KNOW PAPA AND MAMA DRAGNEEL THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE, THEY'RE SO CUTE, WHY DID THEY HAVE TO DIE, AND OMG WENDY GOD BLESS YOU, AND WHY IS STING LEADING HIM NOW WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING, WHAT TRULY LIES ON HIS HEART??!?!?! AND STING I FUCKING LOVE YOU, LIKE YOU BETTER NOT DIE YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD
Here are some winter aus too

- I slipped on ice outside and you ran over and tried to help but ended up slipping too so now we’re both just kinda lying on the ground

- You built an igloo this morning and every time I look out the window you’re just kind of sitting in it doing nothing- are you okay?

- We had a snowman building contest and I built a really cute family of them and you built a cannabalistic snowman eating another one- jfc there are children here what’s wrong with you

- You were walking your dog by my house and I was aiming to hit the tree behind you with a snowball but I just nailed you in the face I’m sO SORry do you want hot chocolate??

- Would you stop trying to sell the neighborhood kids yellow snow saying it’s a lemon slushee-honestly I don’t know why I married you

Are y’all ready for this because I am SO salty, so here we go lmao.

When I watched this show, and Erin won the first few competitions, she had one or two cute things. But her quirky “Wow, I’m so fun and weird. Can you tell I’m so fun and weird? Because I am” died out real quick lmao. But you know, I don’t even blame her for this. She was a decent person on the show, a little annoying at times. Kinda reminds me of these girls at my liberal arts college I kinda get tired of seeing, but it’s fine. That’s her. Do you booboo.

My beef isn’t with her so much as the judges. Like jfc, hop off why don’t you? And every single time she was on the bottom, they kept her. Heidi, what happened to that spiel on season 14 about Edmond “I go up there and I say in fashion, one day you’re in and the next you’re out” right before fashion week? 

Hmm?

HMM? 

But ANYWAY

What kills me is that I think what tripped what tripped Laurence up was that they got on her hard about the shoulders and the black and she really took that to heart, changed it up, and they were like “No, bitch wtf is this?”

Every time Erin did something, it was “Brava, I love it. Ugh, I’m gonna fucking nut!” Like??? And when they didn’t, they couldn’t bear to part with her because they just loved her so much, even if she sent crap down the runway.

I need new fucking judges. NOW. lmfao

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2013 vs 2015: Taehyung, just eat the other end already!!!!

i like watching slime videos but some of these people stress me out bc 

  1.  why would you put foam beads in slime?? great job the whole thing is ruined now and your video sounds like two pickles rubbing against each other
  2. don’t spread the glitter around with  your  hands jfc you’re making a mess in you mother’s kitchen fold  it  into  the  slime  you  uncouth  barbarian  and  
  3.  them little confetti pieces or w/e are super cute and all but they only work in clear slime karen you can’t put them in your foggy slime full of air bubbles t͡҉̸̥̜̩̠̩̦̮̟h̴̯͔̹̟̖̹̱̩̩͡a̶̢̖̮̻͉̳̳̩̺̤̯̞͇t̸͍͍̹̣͈̳̲͈̠̗́ ̭̣̯̖͈̬̖͈͖̞̝͉͓̟̱̘͜ͅd͕̙̮̬̞̱̫͙̲̯̳̤̪̪̺̥̝̤̤͘e̢͙͚̝̳̜̩͟f̡͈͙͔̼̀͜͜͠e͇͚̗̤̹͓̟̱͙͕̮̮̹̖͕̥̖͘͡ą͏̟͇̥̜̫̫̩͍̲̭͇͍̖̠̞̖ͅt̨̻̙̹̗̟̙͇͉̭̬̯̻̙͖̟̟̕͟ͅͅs̖̜͈͚̰͢͜ ̛҉͏̗̩̲̲͎͕̫͖͍̗̞̲̼̺͕t҉̛̲̮͈̲̞̤h̸̛̫̣̱̺͓̙̮̘͙̠̦̣͎͖̦͟͟͞ͅẹ̷̵̵̤͔͚̥ ̺̠͕͍͍͇͖͙̮͡w̴̸̫͖̥͖̦͖̝̪̯̰̙̙̖̭͘͝h̶̛̟͕͖͖̱̫͙̭̣͇͉̩͎͚̕͜͝o̡҉̹̭͈l̢̢͕̰͕̻̦̬͚͚̻̤̫͎͝͡ȩ̸͏̟͍̱͇̻͓̗̼͔̼̳̗̲̝͉̫̲ͅ ͉̣̗̖̬̀̀͡p̸̰͈̗̺̘̗̹̟͈͝u̷̢͖̱̤̪͉͉̠̳͘͡r̷̨̡͖̫̗͍̘̀͞p͏̨͏̵̯͓̖̣͎̪̦͎̖̯͎̪͔̹̼̤͟ͅͅo̢̧̙̥̮͕̯̮̯̪͖͉̻̝͔̥̯̺͔̫̭͢͢͝ś҉̭̳̰͙̼̥̗̦̱̻̲̬̖̪è͏̶̷̹͓͓̣̤̭̰̲̣͉̲͍̞.̧̧̛̪̮̰͍̥̹̫͎̲̤̟̥͍̭͢

I’m so sorry, it was going to be a single picture and then I got carried away and now I’m crying I don’t even know what’s happening here
In case you can’t read the words:
John, seeing Alex: f*ck
Laf also seeing Alex: Oh, he’s cute
John: I know right?!
Laf: dude get his attention so we can flirt
John: Okay. *walks over to Alex telling himself, ‘be cool John be casual’
John, next to Alex: *deep breath* YO YO YO
Alex: jfc
Laf: Why?

*throws at you then runs away*

Are we sure Phil Lester is real?
Like…he can be cute af…really REALLY cute…

FUCKING ADORABLE

But then…he transforms…

and becomes this strange super hot creature that makes you want to stab yourself with a fork

BUT

He can also be hot and cute at the fucking same time….

plus,he is literally amazing

LIKE…WHAT IS HE?

IS HE HUMAN? IS HE EVEN REAL?

gifs and pics are not mine

based on a convo with @devichonee because… too cute

devicho: when he’s acting up he just covers him with a cardboard box or something and he has to apologize before sans will remove the box

devicho: imagine if a bunch of time passed and sans noticed flowey hadn’t apologized but also was really quiet

devicho: so he lifted the box up and flowey had fallen asleep because it was all dark

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mayuzumi-san no egao #2 (what, you think i’ll stop doing these things)

nebuya keeps shouting MUSCLE MUSCLE!!! and hayakawa keeps speaking gibberish (its really cute tbh he’s so pumped up for training) and even tho its funny it is really distracting practice, our Cool Senpais™ cannot concentrates.

M: “what are they saying…”
K: “something about ‘muscle muscle’ huh… well hayakawa can’t say 'ra-ri-ru-re-ro’ so…”
M: “…haa?” (holy shit i laughed so hard during this….why tf do you look THAT offended mayuyu jfc control your face)
M: “yeah well, 'muscle’ is the only thing that guy (nebuya) can say.”
K: “is that so.. well, shall we begin training too?”
M: “…yeah.”

mayuzumi smiled twice this game is truly a gift

Before I head to bed, here’s what Jesebel wants to say to you all:

“Hello all, I’m Jesebel, but you can call me Jez! I’m here to learn more about your culture and get to know you all better; humans and nonhumans. Specifically angels, however. I wish to join the angel community so please follow me especially if you are an angel!”

Pfff she wants me to tag it jfc. Btw she sounds slightly British I have no idea why. It’s cute tho but like idk maybe that’s just how she talks or it’s the brain? But meh!

Anyway pls make her feel welcome she is a precious Bab and I trust her to take care of everything!

“Slow”


Word count: 932
Rating: R
Pairing: Luke Hemmings/Reader
Request: Yes!!
‘yoU’VE PROBABLY DONE IT BEFORE BUT SLOW HARD SEX WITH LUKE OR MICHAEL AND IT FEELS SO GOOD FOR HIM AND HE KEEPS SCREWING UP HIS FACE AND YOU THINK IT’S FUNNY AND CUTE’
A/N: JFC whY. I didn’t realize I needed this in my life until now so thaNK YOU VERY MUCH. I seriously still have 38 requests and 19 days until requests open up again I think I’m going to cry. And to make matters worse my computer has a virus so it’s hard to do anything plus I have 3 more requests for my other account and you guys probably don’t care right now so I’m gonna shut up and let you indulge your horny minds ;)
The branches knocked against the single pain window, keeping the both of you up all night. You laid there, irritated by the loud crashes of thunder and constant banging against the house. This had been going on for 2 hours and the storm was showing no signs of letting up. A very
“This is going to be a very loud and long night.” You groaned, practically cuddling on top of Luke.
“We’ve had longer and Louder nights princess.” He smirked.
“Well we could always..” You trailed off, bringing your fingers up his chest until his hand clasped your wrist, dragging it down to his boxer-clad crotch. You shivered, adoring the feeling of him in your hands. You loved touching him, loved hearing his whimpers he adorned just for you. He flipped you over easily but gently, pinning your hands above your head. He bunched his old t-shirt you were wearing at the top of your thighs and trailed his hands down in between your warm thighs to your uncovered heat.
“Lay back baby, relax.” He cooed, relaxing you into laying back on the bed as he removed his shirt from your body. His boxers were next and he came up to hover over the expanse of your body, scattering kisses and light bites all over your chest. The sound of the thunder and trees drowned out your moans. His hand dipped between your thighs again, pushing them open an running up your folds, collecting your juices and sliding his finger between his plump lips all the while with you watching intently. His large hand pressed your hips into the mattress as he lined himself up at your entrance. His eyes locked on yours while he pushed himself in, contorting slightly from the wave of pleasure surrounding him.
You arched your back, pressing your chest into his briefly before collapsing back on the bed when he pulled nearly all the way out, leaving in only the tip. You opened your mouth to complain but he slammed right back into you, hard, before any audible noises could pass through your lips. He did same thing a couple of times, your moans getting stronger every time he smashed into your g-spot.
“Faster Luke, please.” You scratched at his shoulder but he ignored you, instead setting a slow pace but still managing to fuck you hard. You looked up at him, his face was scrunched up and barely audible moans escaped his perfect lips. He looks way to adorable and hot at the same time. He bent his head down, attaching his lips around your hard nipple and moaning, sending the vibrations shooting through you.  He slammed into you especially hard as he pulled away from your chest, a loud moan ripping through his throat. You could tell he wanted to speed up and just pound you into the mattress but he was keeping his pace, determined to have you come this way.
You never knew someone could go this slow but this hard at the same time and just the feeling of him inside of you was enough to bring you to the edge. He hit all the right places, going slow enough to draw out your orgasm but hard enough to keep it right on edge. He was whimpering from the pleasure, face contorting. A bubble of quiet laughter escaped your lips, he looked so cute. You silently scolded yourself for having fluffy adorable thoughts while being slowly pounded by your rock star boyfriend. But you couldn’t help it, he was on the verge of coming and you were too but you couldn’t contain your giggles as he plummeted over the edge. Ignoring your laughter he slammed unbelievably hard into your g-spot, destroying you and sky rocketing you into your high. Your moaned dragged out until you were fully conscious again and he pulled out, still hovering himself over you.
“Why were you laughing?” He asked curiously.
“You’re cute when you come.” You whispered and he stuck out his tongue, biting his lip and pressing a long hot kiss to your mouth.
“Well let’s see how cute this is.” He smirked, dipping his head down to your sensitive heat and starting all over again.

Chloe is just SO short and i just love how she’s around Ice a lot and has a special relationship with him, he’s literally the tallest out of the bears and one of the tallest bear species there is 

Like, jfc imagine one day you’re on the sidewalk and you see this tiny little girl, who’s about as tiny as 4feet and really cute and you wonder why she’s alone and THEN SUDDENLY you see this GIGANTIC Polar bear who’s like 8-9feet who comes up beside her and you see he’s holding her hand while she’s leading him around the place and they’re just walking around cause WOW

can you imagine that cause i certainly can and im DYING

Alex begins his All Time Bro side project.