why are you looking at me that way john

If you want to make John Watson fall for you, you’ll have to do your best to look like Sherlock. We talked a lot about all the similarities between Sherlock and Jeanette in ASIB: the hair, the the height, the long dar coat, the manners, etc.

I remember that someone said the same thing about how Mary is introduced (if some of you can link me the post I’ll add it) in TEH. She has a lot of Sherlock’s attribute on her: the dark wool hat to mimic Sherlock’s dark hair, the blue scarf, the coat, and she also looks a bit taller than John. She tries so hard to be like Sherlock, but as we can see the results are a poor copy.

Why she does this? Because she needs to attract John and secures him in her life in a permanent manner. Because he is her asset, her assignment. In the restaurant scene Sherlock himself shows up to interrupt the proposal. This way, Sherlock attempted to prevent that John joins his life with a fake Sherlock. He partially succeeded, because the proposal to Mary is never made (and the only proposal we see is from John to Sherlock), but the wedding occurs anyway.

But Mary is not the only mirror for Sherlock in THE. The man that drugged John in the very door of Baker Street is very Sherlock-y: tall, long dark coat, black hat, black leather gloves. He makes John fall for him while he is looking longingly to the door of the home they shared, while he is thinking in all of those memories together.

The fake Sherlock uses a symbolic phallic object to take him down, for me this symbolizes the  sexual desire that John has for Sherlock. We got a very clear shot of this

Look at this cozy shot of John hugging the fake Sherlock, he is holding to him for dear life. And Sherlock looks at him with a really tender look, to be a kidnapper.

This fake Sherlock exposes John’s desire and Sherlock’s feelings. Sherlock saves John, because in a symbolic level he can’t allow John to burn and consummate his sexual desire with a copy of himself. He is the real, and that sexual urges will only be consummate with him. The same way he tried to interrupt the proposal, because he couldn’t allow John marry with another copy of him, because he is John’s other half, the love of his life.

<<be a machine be a machine no heart never a heart>>

<<I like the sound of that part though>>

<<it’s not like this is BAD or anything…I guess…but…>>

<<FUCK that FUCK this FUCK you John Watson how could you how could you not see how could you LIE when you KNOW fuck you forever oh please>>

<<machine is breaking gears are caught cannot deal no why you LIE John was I wrong all along John how could you look at me that way and say such lies>>

<<sherlock holmes does not cry sherlock holmes does not cry so maybe I’m someone else because my heart is made of tears>>

I would literally sell my soul for a half-decent, novel-ish length Easy A Stucky AU. I don’t know why it appeals to me so much.

But look at it either way:

Skinny Steve: people say they slept with him as sort of a badge of honour, like, “yeah, I slept with the weird kid”. I’d guess in this version he doesn’t even help anyone out like in the film, the rumour just gets started and goes beyond his control and it’s pretty angsty and bad for him. He doesn’t like it, but once the ball starts rolling there’s nothing he can do to stop it.

Big Steve: WHO THE HELL WOULDN’T WANT TO SAY THEY SLEPT WITH HIM JESUS CHRIST. And he’s still too shy and insecure about his new body to refuse at first because he doesn’t believe anyone would WANT to sleep with him, but yeah.

And all this time, there’s Bucky on the sidelines, the only person who if you tortured him would promise he’d never slept with Steve Rogers because his friendship is worth more than that.

(You could probably cut out the dance number, I’m not sure that’d work really. But hey, I dunno. Keep the corsets though. (Kidding. Mostly.))

OMG I can’t believe it, I mean, I can actually believe… Let me start again. Misha was madly looking for a reason to be in the media, so he invented that was beaten and robbed? Is that so? Was that because Jared decided to reveal that he had depression and then several tabloids interviewed him and his name was in the media for a long time? Jesus, man! What a stupid and jerk way to draw attention. Why don’t you try, I don’t know, learn to act? Perhaps this helps!

Minneapolis police spokesman John Elder said he too had heard rumors of the attack but had not been notified of any crime report involving Collins. (source)

If he was robbed, then why he hasn’t reported it to the police?

anonymous asked:

What's the worst hockey fanfic that you've ever read?

bruh look I can’t even answer that because no matter how terrible some hockey fanfic gets it will never live up to this Beatles fic I read way back in the day where Paul McCartney got pregnant (?) by his Mary Sue girlfriend (??) and I think John Lennon wanted to punch his stomach so he would abort the baby (!!!) but he didn’t and Paul turned into the biggest stereotype of a weepy pregnant woman ever and then he delivered the baby… somehow (I want to say he gave birth “naturally” except HOW??? I think I suppressed the memory to save what was left of my mind after reading this) and named her Mary or Michelle or maybe even Mary Michelle?

it’s been fifteen years since I read that fic and I still wonder why

dilhowlterstroyler asked:

Heyo Memelord I saw your number ask post so #1-50 #50- Costa Or Starbucks?

Lmao this is over kill

1: what are you wearing right now?

Joggies and a 5sos top

2: top 3 songs as of now

Lane boy (Tøp)

Stressed out (Tøp)

Fit but you know it (The Streets)

3: First kiss experience?

I haven’t kissed a guy lmao

4: Who do you look up to most and why?

Phil or John Green as I want to be as creative as them

5: In your opinion, cutest way to be asked out?

as cheesy as it sounds I would love to be asked out by a guy that confesses their feelings on the phone, and they won’t talk to me for a while until they make a big surprise for me filled with flowers and music and finally them walking towards me and finally ask me out. there is no way in hell I could never say no to the most adorable thing on the planet

6: Favourite season?

Winter, its so cold and I can wear cute ass winter clothes and be in my room all day.

7: favourite candy?

DAIRY MILK GIANT BUTTONS YES PLEASE

8: dark or milk chocolate?

milk chocolate

9. Last time you cried?

Last night. whoops

10: Has someone ever changed you significantly and how?

basically all my crushes I’ve had as they have always helped me discover myself

11: Do you believe in kiss on first date

it really depends on how you and your partner are feeling up to it and how fell you connected.

12. Left handed or right handed?

Left

13. Favorite thing you like about yourself?

my hair, i like its length and colour

14. Whose your best friend and how long have you been friends?

My school friend abby, we have been friends for 7 years

15: Is there anyone you like and why?

I do like a guy but I’m going to talk about who he is or why, he doesn’t know yet

16. What are some of your pet peeves?

I don’t have any tbqh

17. Favorite and least favorite subjects in school?

My favourite is Business and least is graphic design

18. Plans for the future?

um to go to collage hopefully, then university

19. Sweaters or hoodies?

hoodies

20. Snow or rain?

rain

21. What celebrity do you look up to?

Dan and Phil

22. Who makes you smile regardless?

my crush (lmao too cheesy)

23. What would you want your name to be if you were the opposite sex?

I was gonna be called Abby

24. Would you die for the ones you love?

really depends on who it is

25. Favorite song lyrics?

You’re a cherry blossom you’re about to bloom, you look so pretty but gone so soon (fall out boy- centuries)

26. Have you ever self harmed?

Thats something I don’t wish to answer

27. Sex before or after marriage and why?

I don’t feel sexual attraction so idk man do what you want (with consent)

28. A book you could read over and over again?

A work in progress

29. At what age did you have your first kiss?

Haven’t had it lmao

30. What is the worst thing someone could do to you?

steal my idea’s and take them as their own

31. What pets do you have/want to have?

I would love to have a dog. i want a pug

32. Describe your day today?

really horrible

33. Night owl or morning bird?

Night owl

34. A band/artist you want to see in concert?

Fall out boy or Panic! at the disco

35. Post a picture of you

already posted a few for meetups

36. Biggest turn on(s)?

(well things that make me happy) a nice smile, cute laugh and a nice personality

37. What do you fear most and why?

spiders

38. Describe your life story so far in 5 words or less

depressing, stressful, difficult, anxious, gay

39. How old are you?

14, but i turn 15 next month

40. Do you ever want to get married? Have kids?

none to both

41. Ever gotten your heart broken, how?

i have but don’t really want to explain it

42. School morning daily routine?

wake up, shower, get ready, take the bus

43. A few things on your bucket list?

ride a looped rollercoaster, see a panda, gain 10k on tumblr

44. Where do you want to travel if you could go anywhere and why?

Tokyo, I love their culture and want to really see it in real life

45. How often do you wear a fake smile?

way too often

46. Favorite thing about Tumblr?

the comedy and making friends

47. Do you sing in the shower?

I don’t sign… I PREFORM

48. What did you want to be when you were a kid?

a zookeeper

49. Most hurtful thing someone has said to you?

It may trigger someone so i won’t say

50. [Ask me any question you want] costa or starbucks

since i live closer to a starbucks i prefer them

Well that was overkill lmao

just read and sob

Long were the nights when
My days once revolved around you
Counting my footsteps
Praying the floor won’t fall through, again
And my mother accused me of losing my mind
But I swore I was fine

You paint me a blue sky
And go back and turn it to rain
And I lived in your chess game
But you changed the rules everyday
Wonderin’ which version of you I might get on the phone, tonight
Well I stopped pickin’ up and this song is to let you know why

Dear John, I see it all now that you’re gone.
Don’t you think I was too young
To be messed with?
The girl in the dress
Cried the whole way home, I should’ve known.

Well maybe it’s me
And my blind optimism to blame
Or maybe it’s you and your sick need
To give love then take it away

And you’ll add my name to your long list of traitors who don’t understand
And I’ll look back in regret how I ignored when they said,
“Run as fast as you can.”

Dear John, I see it all now that you’re gone.
Don’t you think I was too young
To be messed with?
The girl in the dress
Cried the whole way home

Dear John, I see it all now it was wrong
Don’t you think nineteen’s too young
To be played by your dark, twisted games?
When I loved you so, I should’ve known.

You are an expert at “Sorry”
And keeping lines blurry
Never impressed by me acing your tests
All the girls that you’ve run dry have tired lifeless eyes
Cause you’ve burned them out

But I took your matches
Before fire could catch me
So don’t look now
I’m shining like fireworks
Over your sad empty town

Dear John, I see it all now that you’re gone.
Don’t you think I was too young
To be messed with?
The girl in the dress
Cried the whole way home

I see it all now that you’re gone
Don’t you think I was too young
To be messed with?
The girl in the dress
Wrote you a song, you should’ve known.

You should’ve known
Don’t you think I was too young?
You should’ve known.

You’re an angel fl0urishingflower x

1. What are you wearing right now?
Running clothes i.e. shorts, hoodie
2. Top favorite 3 songs as of now?
• Incomplete
• Shut Up and Dance
• Smoke and Mirrors
3. First kiss experience?
hahahaha it was so funny I didn’t even try
4. Who do you look up to most and why? So many people, great actors and comedians like Ronnie Barker, John Simm, Judi Dench the list goes on so many so many
5. In your opinion, cutest way to be asked out? By not being cute and by being casual, not asking outright, just casual keep it chilled ygm
6. Favorite season? Winter
7. Favorite candy? Haribo starfish and pick and mix
8. Dark or milk chocolate? Ooh Dark! But sometimes milk, my moods change
9. Last time you cried? Probably sometime today or yesterday or maybe a couple of days ago. I stood on a snail and cried, felt tight
10. Has someone ever changed you significantly and how? Yes. Just by being themselves
11. Do you believe in kiss on first date? Hell yes, why not
12. Left handed or right handed? Right
13. Favorite thing you like about yourself? Nose, ability to take the mickey out of myself
14. Whose your best friend and how long have you been friends? Jess, Keelea, Gina, Soph, Booth, Dicko so many and many years I love them all my wonderful dickheads xxx
15. Is there anyone you like and why? Yes and because they intrigue me
16. What are some of your pet peeves? When people talk over you or don’t listen omg, when people say “ooh you have so much sugar” .. Like no, I don’t even eat that many sweets I’m just obsessed
17. Favorite and least favorite subjects in school? Drama and urgh, maths
18. Plans for the future? Carry on acting x
19. Sweaters or hoodies? Hoodies
20. Snow or rain? Snow
21. What celebrity do you look up to? Robert Downey Jr
22. Who makes you smile regardless? My mates
23. What would you want your name to be if you were the opposite sex? Robert
24. Would you die for the ones you love? Yes
25. Favorite song lyrics? “AND THE BELLS WERE RINGING OUT FOR CHRISTMAS DAY”
26. Have you ever self harmed? Whoa these questions went from not serious to serious in 0.0024 seconds
27. Sex before or after marriage and why? Whenever you want, it’s natural
28. A book you could read over and over again? Harry Potter
29. At what age did you have your first kiss? Idk, 9??? Proper proper kiss, 13
30. What is the worst thing someone could do to you? Just be a wanker. Stop being wankers people
31. What pets do you have/want to have? Cats and I want to have a dragon
32. Describe your day today? Fun
33. Night owl or morning bird? Both, I don’t really sleep hahaha
34. A band/artist you want to see in concert? Imagine Dragons
35. Post a picture of you
🐸
Me
36. Biggest turn on(s)? Bit of kinkiness
37. What do you fear most and why? Spiders because they’re bloody terrifying
38. Describe your life story so far in 5 words or less
Strange things happen, it’s fun
39. How old are you? 19 yo
40. Do you ever want to get married? Have kids? Um, at the moment, I can’t see myself doing that. But circumstances change so who knows
41. Ever gotten your heart broken, how? So many times. Mainly because Johnny Depp and I aren’t together
42. School morning daily routine? Get up, run, breakfast
43. A few things on your bucket list? Be happy, experience happy things, do fun stuff, love a lot
44. Where do you want to travel if you could go anywhere and why? To places I’ve already been, to wonderful beaches and happy places
45. How often do you wear a fake smile? Sometimes, when I’m too tired to be happy but not a lot
46. Favorite thing about Tumblr? The creativity I feel
47. Do you sing in the shower? No, I perform
48. What did you want to be when you were a kid? Actor
49. Most hurtful thing someone has said to you? There have been many things but most of them are unintentional and without intent to hurt so it’d be unfair to say x

THAAANKU Jessssieeeeee

punrocker asked:

Hey!!

Send me a ”hey” and i’ll do this:

1. First impression: Oeh, new people to meet! Exciting!
2. Truth is: godverdomme mel jij fucking aars met je kut grapjes
3. How old do you look: because you’re small you look a little younger than you actually are, I would say 19.
4. Have you ever made me laugh: almost every time I talk to you.
5. Have you ever made me mad: I don’t think so, maybe? We’ve had arguments before.
6. Best feature: your pressence lightens up the mood in group apps.
7. Have I ever had a crush on you: not that I know of.
8. You’re my: JOHN CENA
9. Name in my phone: Melody because I’m boring.
10. Should you post this too? Yeah sure why not, that way I can bother you with asks ahahhah

anonymous asked:

This is Major Tom to Ground Control. I'm stepping through the door, and I'm floating in a most peculiar way; the stars look very different today.

Why did you send me Elton John lyrics?

Dear John - Taylor Swift

Long were the nights when my days once revolved around you
Counting my footsteps,
Praying the floor won’t fall through, again
My mother accused me of losing my mind,
But I swore I was fine, you paint me a blue sky
And go back and turn it to rain
And I lived in your chess game,
But you changed the rules every day
Wondering which version of you I might get on the phone
Tonight, well I stopped picking up, and this song is to let you know why

Dear John, I see it all now that you’re gone
Don’t you think I was too young to be messed with?
The girl in the dress, cried the whole way home, I should’ve known

Well maybe it’s me and my blind optimism to blame
Maybe it’s you and your sick need to give love then take it away
And you’ll add my name to your long list of traitors who don’t understand
And I’ll look back and regret how I ignored when they said “run as fast as you can”

Dear John, I see it all now that you’re gone
Don’t you think I was too young to be messed with?
The girl in the dress, cried the whole way home

Dear John, I see it all, now it was wrong
Don’t you think nineteen is too young
To be played by your dark twisted games, when I loved you so?
I should’ve known

You are an expert at sorry,
And keeping the lines blurry
Never impressed by me acing your tests
All the girls that you’ve run dry
Have tired, lifeless eyes
‘Cause you burned them out
But I took your matches before fire could catch me,
So don’t look now, I’m shining like fireworks over your sad, empty town

Dear John, I see it all now that you’re gone
Don’t you think I was too young to be messed with?
The girl in the dress, cried the whole way home.

I see it all now that you’re gone
Don’t you think I was too young to be messed with?
The girl in the dress wrote you a song
You should’ve known, you should’ve known
Don’t you think I was too young? You should’ve known