why are you guys so cute its not fair

chimichanglord  asked:

You guys are missing the fact that Oswald is a trophy husband as well. I mean, look at him. My mom is the picture of fucking beauty! His eyes are like staring at a clear blue sky, his freckles are super duper cute, and his hair is goals! There is no one on this planet that's good enough for him (except dad). They are fucking couple goals! Like, what the fuck?! Why can't I be as amazing as them? It's not fair. They are fucking perfect! Why am I say the f-word so much?