why are you going from one shitty

secret relationship starters

Feel free to alter to fit muses.

  • “I am not ready for them to find out about us!”
  • “It’s cool, [name] promised to cover for me.”
  • “My roommate’s out of town. Want to stay the weekend?”
  • “We’ve got to stop being so careless.”
  • “Look, if we get found out, I could get fired!”
  • “It’s hard to believe you actually care about me when you’re so hellbent on keeping this from all your friends.”
  • “I can’t tell them! Do you have any idea how they’d react?”
  • “Jesus, with all this sneaking around, it’s like being closeted all over again.”
  • “We have to tell them sooner or later.”
  • “Let’s tell them the truth. Tonight.”
  • “I’m only dating [name] as a cover. You’re still my baby.”
  • “[Name] agreed to ‘date’ me until we’re ready to tell everyone.”
  • “Are you ashamed of me?”
  • “I spent two hours hiding underneath your bed until they left!”
  • “Shit! Someone’s coming! Get in the closet, get in the closet!”
  • “Let’s just tell them! What’s the worst that could happen?”
  • “No one can know about us.”
  • “Let’s just keep this between us for now, okay?”
  • “People wouldn’t like it if they knew, you know that.”
  • “I’m not ashamed of you, I’m just not ready to tell anyone yet.”
  • “You still haven’t told your parents about us? But you promised!”
  • “It’s kind of fun, having a secret.”
  • “Let’s go out of town. Somewhere where nobody knows us.”
  • “Yeah, so… I may have accidentally told [name] about us…”
  • “I don’t care what you do, just get [name] to promise to keep quiet. Pay them if you have to.”
  • “I’m tired of being your dirty little secret!”
  • “Once I break up with [name], then we tell people.”
  • “But you’re going to divorce them soon, right?”
  • “This isn’t a relationship! Relationships don’t involve one party climbing down a fire escape because the other is too ashamed to admit they’re dating them!”
  • “Okay, fine, but can I at least tell [name]?”
  • “If I don’t tell someone, I’m going to go crazy!”
  • “Shhh, be quiet. Remember, someone’s still downstairs…”
  • “Fuck it. Let’s get a motel.”
  • “Either we’re open about this, or I’m ending it.”
  • “When I said I liked you, I didn’t expect to be sneaking around all the time.”
  • “I can’t do this anymore.”
  • “Why haven’t you told your friends about me? Is it because I’m not as well-off as you are?”
  • “This was fun at first, but the novelty’s worn off.”
  • “It just feels really shitty, to be the secret boyfriend/girlfriend.”
  • “Look, either we date secretly, or we don’t date at all.”
  • “I’m not supposed to be dating, period!”
  • “If my parents found out about us, they’d go ballistic.”
  • “Just one more year until I’m out from under their roof and I can date whoever the hell I want.”
  • “Dating in secret never works out.”
  • “Where are we even supposed to go for our dates?”
  • “Just once, I’d like us to go on a date that didn’t end in us having to get a motel room out of town because we don’t want to get caught.”
sweeter than sugar (m)

Originally posted by life-ruiners

Words: 19,371.

Pairing: Jungkook x Reader.

Genre: Sugar daddy au + fluff, smut.

Summary: Jungkook comes to you with a proposition to give you money in return for your company and all you know is that being spoiled has never felt so sweet before.

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Can-can I mention something, really quickly?

Why did RNJR not take the train? Literally why did they not take the train? If RT wanted to make it seem like everything was shut down, that would be one thing. But at the end of the season we see Oscar get his happy ass to a train station and do what?

take the fucking train.

Now there are so many reasons why RNJR couldn’t have taken the train, but NONE of them were ever brought up. Like the fact that Oscar could have taken a local train. Except that RNJR didn’t take a train at any point in time. Maybe the train tracks were on the wrong side of Mistral but again: It was never brought up. How does RT expect us to reconcile an entire season of bullshit that could have been completely avoided if they had taken the train without an obvious answer as to why they couldn’t take the train.

I’d bring up the money issue, but do you know how expensive it would have been for Jaune to get those modifications for his shield? In a word: Hella. Blacksmithing is a) really difficult. and b) really time consuming. So naturally you’re going to pay out the nose for someone to do all that detail work by hand. Not to mention figuring out how to engineer that(really shitty) bonus sword onto his shield. ALL of that costs a lot of money.

And if they had all that funding at their disposal they could have easily bought four train tickets.

OR BETTER YET TAKE A FUCKING AIRSHIP.

THAT WOULD HAVE TAKEN THEM STRAIGHT FROM VALE TO MISTRAL.

And you can bet there are refugee ships both of the air and sea variety that are going in and out of Vale now that it’s been destroyed. Why not pay for passage on one of those?

Either give me a reason RT, or don’t expect me to put up with shoddy writing.

Do Something Bad, Too - Part 4

Pairing: Alpha!Bucky x Omega!Reader

Summary: It’s like every single Alpha on the planet won’t rest until they’ve confessed their eternal wish for you to mother their children, and it’s getting old. Luckily, that’s a problem Bucky might be able to fix.

Warnings: language, a/b/o dynamics, nsfw content (aka orgasms)

A/N: its finally here! sorry for taking like 30000 years but i got there in the end! happy new year, happy holidays, i hope everyone is well and i hope you enjoy this part!

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3

When you were in the army, you decided that you would never, ever chose an Alpha as a mate. You were surrounded by the worst kind day in day out - and, sure, when you moved companies nobody knew you were an omega thanks to the suppressants, but that just meant they felt like they could say all their shitty opinions about omegas in front of you as if you wouldn’t be offended.

In your opinion, 99% of Alphas were pigs and had zero respect for you no matter how successful you were, or how many suppressants you took. The past few weeks, however, have made you seriously reconsider that percentile.

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Patater Week Day 3 - Fake Dating ( Part 1/?)

Another partially complete one because this fic has decided it wants to be really long. Here’s like 4k though.


“Kent?”

Kent looked up from his cocktail to see Jack looking at him with a frown on his face, various Falconers arrayed behind him and looking on curiously. Oh shit. He had been successfully avoiding Jack for months, and now he goes and picks the same goddamn bar after the game. Is this the universe telling him to stop drinking? Fuck you, universe.

“Jack,” he said evenly. There is an absolutely zero percent chance that Jack will believe him that this is just a coincidence, especially because none of his teammates are here. Sue him for wanting to have a quiet night. Next time he’d just go with them to the shitty club.

“Why are you here?” Jack said forbiddingly. “I thought I made myself clear—“

“Yeah, yeah, I got it, Zimms, you don’t want to see me.” He pushed back from the bar, mouth twisting bitterly, and abandoned his drink. “I’m not stalking you, promise.” He made a split-second, impulsive decision. “I’m here to see him.” He reached out and pulls in the nearest Falconer, not even looking at his face.

“You’re here to see…Tater?” Jack asked incredulously.

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anonymous asked:

BITCH YOU JUST JEALOUS THAT HINATA IS PRETTIER AND HAD MORE FANS THAN SAKURA WHO IS IRRELEVANT ANYWAY. GOOD THING SP TRY TO PULL HER AWAY FROM THE ANIME SHE'S FUCKING SUCK AND FLAT CHESTED UGLY MOTHER WHICH WHY SASUKE LEFT HER RAISING HER UGLY CHILD ALONE HINATA ALL THE WAY

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

First of stop shouting loser.

HINATA IS PRETTIER  My ass



SAKURA WHO IS IRRELEVANT ANYWAY

Guess who doesn’t think of sakura as irrilevant ;) The one who wanted her love during the whole manga while your oppai hime was stalking him

FLAT CHESTED

UGLY MOTHER

I guess your eyes are even worse than your shitty hime eyes


WHY SASUKE LEFT HER RAISING


OH you mean  the moments that showed how desperate naruto was to go away from shitnata?

Or perhaps naruto sleeping in a fucking sofa and drinking instead of staying with someone like hinata

Get back in your lane and grow some balls before calling me a bitch, shithead. That’s why the hinata fandom is even worse than the character herself.

Jughead & Reader: Unpredictable

Summary: One night you and Jughead get into a fight, resulting in the two of you avoiding each other for a few days. While you’re out with Betty investigating, you end up getting hurt and when Jughead finds out, he tries to patch things up.

*Request

Listen to: Pity and Fear - Death Cab For Cutie


“11:36″ read the clock, ticking away the seconds into the night, seemingly mocking you for never being able to manage your time. You tried your best to change your annoying habit of always being late, but it felt like you were doomed to fail. Most of the time it was okay to be late but you knew that this time the person waiting for you wouldn’t be so forgiving. 

Running out of the house into the cool breeze of spring, you saw him leaning against his car with his arms crossed. While you were leaning onto the handrail to put your shoes on all the way since you took them off while dancing, someone walked up next to you. “What are you doing?” Reggie asked. 

You looked at the tall, well-built guy and rolled your eyes. “Leaving,” you said shortly. 

“Come on. Why don’t you stay and dance some more? It was nice seeing you get all wild and crazy.” He smirked and touched your arm. 

You pulled your arm away from him. “Get a life, Reggie,” you retorted before running down the last few steps to your boyfriend. He was watching with narrowed eyes.

“I’m so sorry I’m late,” you told Jughead with an innocent laugh. “I just lost track of time.” You leaned in to kiss him and you noticed that he didn’t kiss you back - he just kept his lips in place. You pulled away awkwardly. “What’s wrong? Are you mad?”

He laughed incredulously. “I’ve been waiting here for almost 40 minutes. But let’s think, why would I be mad?” He said sarcastically. 

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Old Roderick Heffley- A Nickelodeon Girls Parody

Hello, 20th Century Fox

Hi, sorry to disturb you post production

I have a serious inquiry directed towards Jeff Kinney

My question is WHAT THE FUCKA RE YOU DOING?

You know y’all used to have a fire Roderick

When I watch a movie, I’m trying to see my favorite Roderick

Jasper Jordan? Atom from Adoration? Oh my God

And now all you got is this Charlie Wright

Bruh, I’m not a moron

I’m not trying to look at this guy and get aroused

Now I can’t watch Diary of a Wimpy kid with a finger in my vag anymore

Now I’m fucking upset

This is some fucking bullshit

Jeff Kinney

Bring the old Roderick back

I need the old Roderick, I need the old Roderick

The new guy you’re trying is wack

Jeff Kinney

I’m just trying to sexually function

But now this that you made this big blunder

My orgasms will suffer

Jeff fucking Kinney (Kinney)

This ain’t a fucking game shit

I wanna watch a movie

with my hand on my clit

I wanna see my Heffley

Not fucking this shit

Return Devon Bostik

Or you gon get it bitch


Oh Devon, Oh Devon

I don’t care if you are a distraction

As long as you given me action

And cameras gon’ film the reaction

Your band gonna join in,

And lick me a good one

Old Roderick Heffley

Can’t live without him (whew)

Old Roderick Heffley

I know I’m not too hefty

I can put you in a coma

Have brunch hella deftly (fancy)

My puss put you in a coffin

All night screaming and tossing

Loded Diaper?

I’d be your candy striper


Devon Bostik’s my rock

And y’all better not gawk

You can find me in his bed

Sucking on that cock

Devon B, you’re a little bit crazy

But I’d still have your babies (whew)

Go down like a bitch with the rabies

Y’all can’t save me

Uh, a little bit a weed, hard liquor for the ladies

Got me feeling like a young Jeff Kinney from the 80’s

With a game designer dream and no black Mercedes

I’m playing with the balls like Brady (ay)

Fuck off with the shitty new Roderick with his stupid shit

I wanna see the one with a body fit

And I don’t want to be the one to be a little bitch about it

But I’m just saying what everybody is thinking (hahahahaha)

Where’s that Bostik at?

Jeff Kinney why you ruining your business?

You realize I’d probably buy your movie if you keep all the cast

And the ratings all stable

Cuz I ain’t tryin to see new Roderick looking unable

Cuz I’m not into that Wright boy

I’m not trying to see that shit (c'mon man)

The guy I have sexualized is between being 20 and 30

(Disclaimer!)

I’m just saying you should switch back Roderick

So I can watch after 10:30 (30!)

Jeff Kinney

Bring the old Roderick back

I need the old Roderick, I need the old Roderick

I need the old Roderick back

I love you Jeff Kinney, just please bring him back



Goodbye. (Seungcheol Ficlet) [A]

THIS ANON REQUESTED THIS AND I A SEUNGCHEOL BIASED WAS BASICALLY KILLING MYSELF TOO. OMG SO OKAY. It took me a lot of guts before i posted this just so you know guys I am so NERVOUS mainly bcsI don’t want to ruin this blog reputation for writing good goods (shameless may it seem but i am a fan of the admins too so lol hahahaha) I’M SO SORRY BECAUSE THIS IS REALLY SHITTY AND this is just my second time posting a scenario (and it’s mah baby seungcheol again lol) and and and fck really i’m just really nervous and rlly not confident abt this so anw.

I was scrolling through the request box and I saw this and was feeling angst-y that night so why not try is what i thought. this is really short tho. (I’M SORRY) I wanted to post something as a thank you for you guys heh we love you~

Thanks to Admin Kate for editing this one and adding a lot of those dramatic shts that i really can’t express.Thank you btch love u ♥ And also the [words like these] are lyrics from I.O.I’s Downpour, credits yes. so here you go~~ i’m sorry for the grammar mistakes and my shtty writings.

-Admin Kenvy

Warnings: contains death and shitty writing..

“I’m sick of this Cheol.” You stare at him with damp eyes, biting your lips to restrain the salty tears from falling, you had already rehearsed a lot of times and successfully handled your emotions right, but the actual thing was a lot worse than what you had expected.

“No, no, Y/N please.” He begs, holding your hands tightly as he quietly sobs in your lap. You can’t help but feel your heart squeeze in pain. It was so hard to see him in this state but you needed to, as much as you want to not see him hurting, this was the only way now. He needs to let you go. He has to, or it’ll be even more harder for you to leave.

“Stop crying.” You cooed, reaching out your hand to wipe away his tears, smiling widely at him to cheer him up, silently taking his features all in. Ah, this is man I love.

He took your hand, staring at it longingly before he kissed the back of it, eyes shit as he breathed you in, he chokes on his tears, your vision became blurry at the sight. It was and always will be his favorite thing to do, kissing the back of your hand while looking at you getting all red and flustered was one of those things he loved about you. He loved the fact he had that effect on you. He treated you like a princess, he gave you everything but with the way things were now, you just didn’t deserve any of it.

“I’m tired Cheollie, can you sing me a song?” You propped yourself back under the sheets, just like those days when you have a bad day, his singing will always turn it upside down.

He tried to smile at you, and composed himself for the last time, he sniffs quietly, but resumes to clear is throat, almost too painfully.

You’ll miss him so much. You’ll miss his lovely almond eyes that always seem to take you to a newfound galaxy. Every day was an endless adventure.

I wish things wouldn’t end this way, if I knew I was going to be erased from this world then I would’ve never have dreamed of meeting you. But, I’m glad I did. You made me happy, you made me feel loved. The world didn’t seem so cruel the minute I laid my eyes on you.

[Please stay, I can’t be alone without you, yet.]

The beautiful words and tunes that always would always leave his pretty lips, he had your whole heart in his hands, the whole world.

[I keep yearning for you.]

You’ll miss loving him, you’ll miss every bit of him, you’ll miss the gummy smile that always shined so bright, you’ll miss his kisses. You’ll miss everything about him.

[I will never lose our many happy memories in the rain…]

I won’t forget the day we first met, I won’t forget the day we made amends, the day you told me you loved me, will never be forgotten. I’ll continue to love you even afterlife.

With one last look, one last smile, and one last breath you finally said goodbye.

[Goodbye to us.]

The second you close your eyes, he felt his whole world crumble down. No, please no.

Please don’t take away the most important person in my life, don’t take her away, I love her. Why are you doing this to me? God, answer me. Why?

The heart monitor fell flat, and the tears just kept on coming.

She’s gone.

He held your limp body in his arms as he held on to you tightly, sobbing loudly he hid no embarrassment.

The nurses stood and watched quietly, things like this were frequent. They knew he still needed some time.

“Y/N, no..” he sniffed, “Baby, please. Wake up.” He cried and cried. As he pulled your body closer, a sheer white paper came tumbling down from the sheets, in which he looked at curiously, he cautiously picked it up and when he saw the familiar handwriting, his stomach flipped. He hastily read the paper, his heart dropping as he read every word.

I hope you don’t regret falling in love with me, because falling in love with you is the best thing that has ever happened in my whole life. Didn’t I tell you that you’d be the only one I’d love ‘til my last breath? I kept my promise.

(note: this is the part 1 of the pnp au. this is part ? of the au) 

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a fortune must be in want of a wife. Or so Lardo’s mother tried to impress on her for years. When Lardo heard it at five years of age, she thought it was stupidly sexist. When she heard it as she was going through Samwell, she thought it was stupidly heteronormative. But repetitions stick in your head, and sometimes Lardo would catch herself staring at a man wondering whether or not her mother would approve of him as her son in law.

Her mother would definitely approve of Bitty as her son in law, Lardo thought, as she hung up his portrait on the wall of the art gallery. It was one of her more distinctive paintings; she usually preferred the surrealist style, but she was feeling restless that day and made Bitty pause in the middle of chopping apples and pose for half an hour in order to do a quick sketch of his lithe figure. That quick sketch became a quick watercolor, and when she bought new oil paints and had some canvas left over from one of her bigger pieces, she christened those paints with Bitty’s profile. It wasn’t meant to be part of the exhibit, but when the curator saw the piece in the corner of all her other works, he had insisted she include it.

“Eric is a good man,” her mother had said. “He’s the kind that won’t mind marrying a headstrong girl like you.”

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Justin Foley One-Shot!

As requested by anon, a one-shot with Justin Foley and lots of sexual tension…

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At first it started out innocent. A gentle pat on the thigh as a reassuring gesture. You and your boyfriend were in public after all; a wedding reception to be exact, and this was not the time and place and he knew. But when the pads of his fingers started to rub on your thigh and dig into your skin softly you shuddered and looked over at him. He was taking a sip of champagne while smirking knowingly. You placed your hand above his and tried to push it away but he only inched it higher, his fingernails slowly grazing your soft skin. He was suddenly interrupted by your aunt, though, the bride, who wanted a dance. While you spun on the floor you noticed that you were a little warmer in between your legs. When you returned to the table Justin was chatting with your parents, and you decided to play with him as well. You hooked your leg with his as soon as you sat down and pulled his legs apart, startling him. His cerulean eyes widened while he spoke with them and you grabbed a fork before stabbing a piece of pie and shoving it in your mouth, a bit of whipped cream staying at the edge of your lips. Your parents went to go slow dance and Justin watched you silently as you placed your hand on his knee and moved the cream from your lips to your fingers before plunging it in your mouth. He began to shift uncomfortably as you sucked on it a little too long, the thumb of your other hand inching up his thigh as he leaned closer. He was begging you to kiss him, but you just unhooked your leg from his and got up to use the bathroom. He followed you, his heart beating faster and faster by the second. You twisted around when you were in the empty hallway that led to the restrooms and placed your open mouth on his, his hands cupping the small of your back and your hands engulfing his cheeks, but before he could get a proper kiss in you pulled away and entered the girls only bathroom while another girl came out, giving him a questioning stare. He was frustrated, even you knew, you hadn’t said a word and neither had he, you didn’t have to. The tension was there. You took your time, knowing that he would still be there when you got out, because he was Justin Foley, and what Justin wanted he got. Not with you. You would build everything he wanted into a building and then destroy it with a wrecking ball. When you exited Justin was waiting with something in his hand, something he was really enjoying, by the looks of it. It was a cup of chocolate pudding, and as you met with his eyes he stuck his tongue out and licked all of the pudding from the spoon, covering his lips in whipped cream. Maybe you had underestimated Justin’s seduction game. Usually you two never played games like this. You took a few steps until he was right in front of you and placed your lips on his, giving him a light kiss that he groaned into. He wanted more, by the way he was pushing himself forward when you pulled away. You were ready to keep going because you had a lot more up your sleeve, but when Justin grabbed your wrist and pinned you to the wall you guessed he did not. He placed his hands into the roots of your hair and pinned his hips to yours. You laughed into the kiss, seeing the pudding splattered all over the white carpet. His hands drew themselves to your thighs and the end of your dress, his fingers running over the curves of your skin. He panted and added more pressure on your hips with his as you leaned up and sucked off the rest of the whipped cream on his upper lip slowly. You let his lip go with a small pop and he grabbed onto the inner part of your knee, pulling it up to his waist. You two finally kissed with fiery passion, tongues dancing in an intricate dance. Before you could let his hands travel farther than the leg hole o your undergarment you used all of your strength to switch so that he was pressed up against the wall. His breathing was way too hard and fast as he stared at you through his gem like eyes. “You started this,” You whispered into his mouth as he closed his eyes in bliss of hearing your voice so low and full of emotion. “I’m going to finish it.” Then you left the hall, just as another guy left the men’s room. 

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yes yes shitty i see it’s late and i am an emotional wreck from seeing a monster calls it’s so good… i finished the book in a day

anyways, that jeff request is coming soon I PROMISE so look out for it

and… also the zach dempsey one i was reading through a while ago

ALL THE LOVE

nur du.

Originally posted by sugutie

nur du; only you in German

“I don’t know what do at this point any more. I think we should break up; it would be for the better.”

“No, you’re not leaving me, not when there’s so many ways we could do this without a breakup.”

“I don’t think there is, I’m sorry, I love you but I can’t keep doing this to myself.”

genre: angst, romance

word count: 2k (1,999)

a/n: my german is rusty so idk if that’s correct i was torn between du/dich, lemme know if im wrong or right :)

Relationships are never easy, you could easily say they were my kind of thing. I’ll get ready for the next cliche, they won’t my thing until I met him, I started to believe in love because of him but I started to forget what it was like to be loved because of him as well. Jungkook was the man of my dreams, he was everything I wanted and more. However, he no longer had the time for me nor the patience.

“Listen, I know you’re a busy person but could you at least try to make time for me. I don’t want to be clingy but it’s been far too long since we’ve been on a date, do you know how long it’s been? It’s been six months.” you said to him but he paid you no attention. “Why am I even here? You tell me to come over, only to ignore me like you have been for the past few months; do you even know what’s been happening in my life?” you questioned him as you reached to grab your jacket, preparing to leave, only minutes after you arrived.

“Sure, I do. You act.” he monotonously replied to you, not even moving an inch from his position on the sofa. “Jungkook, I got the role in a KBS Drama, do you know how big of a deal that is? Of course, you don’t. You didn’t even know that I auditioned, did you?” you said, laughing in disbelief at the remains of your relationship. Silence. “I feel like I’m the only one fighting for us and it hurts, where have you been all this time? Your friends are more interested in me and you are; even when I got my role in the drama, they congratulated me, took me out to have a celebratory meal, and you didn’t. Do you understand how much that hurt me? You’re supposed to be my boyfriend not them.” you were on the verge of screaming but you internalised those emotions in order to not cause a scene.

“Why don’t you just date them? You seem to spend more time with them anyway.” “I don’t want them! I want you but you can’t even clear one day for me.” you shouted, this time holding back the tears that were threatening to flow out of your eyes. “Okay, when are you next free?” he asked, not a care in his voice. “Not for another five months, you would’ve known that if you had actually spoken to me. I have to fly out of the country for the drama.” you said, calming yourself down with the thought of being able to get away. “Then what am I supposed to do about this? I don’t have time, you don’t have time. What’s your solution?” he said, this time actually putting the effort in to face you.

“I don’t know what do at this point any more. I think we should break up; it would be for the better.” you suggested. “No, you’re not leaving me, not when there’s so many ways we could do this without a breakup.” he sternly replied. “I don’t think there is, I’m sorry, I love you but I can’t keep doing this to myself.”


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why are so many dads so adverse to change? i think its incredible. like my dads daily ritual is as follows:

  • come home from work and play diablo 3 for 4 ½ hours
  • go in the garage for a while and drink beer, tend to his tomato plants and listen to the same shitty classic rock songs
  • watch either a. the military history channel or b. whatever one of the five marvel movies theyre constantly airing on FX 
  • another hour session of diablo 3
  • he goes to bed

9 times out of 10 you can guarantee that this is beat-for-beat how is day is gonna go, and he never seems to get bored of it. i wonder how they do it. i want to know the psychology on dads.

by the way, hes been playing diablo 3 pretty much daily since it came out so thats pretty much how long this strict, rigorous schedule has been going on for him.

anonymous asked:

hcs for Bakugou coming into his s/o's room and they're cuddling a body pillow or something because he's not there with them?

  • Bakugou stops short when he sees you, cuddled up on his bed, clutching a body pillow. He can’t help but look at you and think about how cute you look clutching the pillow.
  • His next thought is a quick flash of jealousy, why isn’t he the one you’re clutching in your sleep before he scoffs and slips out of his shirt to join you in the bed.
  • He rips the pillow away from you, waking you up, before quickly settling into the spot the pillow had occupied-his spot, thank you very much.
  • Before you can say anything he’s already got you in his arms.
  • “What are you doing, holding that shitty pillow when you could be holding me?”
  • He’ll never admit to you that he was jealous of a pillow, but he’s going to likely hide it. He knows he’s sometimes absent because of all of his hero work, but he wants to be the only one you hold, damn it.
the stars on my ceiling

Philip lays next to him, and Lukas is sure he can feel the tension radiating off of him.

“I wish you would stop worrying about it,” Philip says.

“I’m not worrying about it,” Lukas says, through his haze of fear and panic. Worry is so far down on his list that he actually feels like he’s telling the truth. He’s been ready to puke about this for months now. Since Philip got his acceptance letter.

“I applied a lot earlier than you did,” Philip says. “That’s why your response isn’t here yet. Helen and Gabe were on me to get it out right away and I had basically decided on NYU while you were still going through your options.”

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#11 Auston Matthews

Can I have a Auston Matthews request where you two don’t get along but one of his girl best friends comes down to Toronto and you get jealous, have another fight about it, then admit your love to each other? Sorry that’s a lot to take in, hope it makes sense!

idek fam


Originally posted by brandoncarlo

“you know if he bothers you that much, you could just not come.” Zach suggested from his spot beside you.

“And let him take all my friends away from me?” you scoffed. “Besides, I don’t want to give him the satisfaction.”

Zach rolled his eyes at that. “Sure. I don’t get why it’s even that big of a deal. He’s a nice kid.”

You snorted at that. “He’s a pretentious douchebag.”

Zach rolled his eyes as Willy sat down on his other side, Kappy following closely behind him.

“I know that look.” Willy told you. “I bet you’re just secretly in love with him and don’t know it.” he stated, waggling his eyebrows with a smirk.

You rolled your eyes. “As if, Nylander. I have standards.”

“Can you at least be civil with him today for once?” Zach pleaded. 

“I am civil with him… as long as he doesn’t say dumb things. Which is, like, always.” you shrugged. “Not my fault.” Zach sighed and the European duo beside him snorted while you took a sip from your drink and raised an eyebrow at Zach. “What?”

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Pacifist Dex (long) drabble based on this post by @omgcheck-thatattitude!

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Nobody understand Dex.

He’s made of anger, born of fire with bones that seem to be waiting to crack.

Everyone holds their breath for the first time they see him lash out, see him unfurl into the flurry of fists they think he is.

The moment never comes.

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japan was awesome

back and forth between tokyo, hakone, kyoto, osaka, naoshima and nara over the last 16 days with mitchell and his family and i am SO TIRED but i had such a good time!!!!!!

highlights:

  • eating okonomiyaki and shopping around shinsaibashi in osaka was probably my favorite day of the whole trip honestly
  • daikanyama t-site in tokyo was really cool bookstore and beautiful inside
  • hakone in general is remote and beautiful but getting to our ryokan was fucking difficult
  • i love the bullet trains they are so casually luxurious and having the unlimited JR train pass was great and next time i would map shit out better and go to way more cities and truly get my $400 worth (though we probably took $700 worth of trains without trying)
  • family mart is so good i wish we could just pop into convenience stores here that sold muji products and solid onigiri and didn’t smell like nasty 7/11 pizza
  • we just like, didn’t go to shimokitazawa, a few hours around akihabara and only spent an evening around harajuku looking for vintage clothes so maybe i fucked up but whatever??? we spent most of our tokyo time around asakusa because mitchell’s mom booked that hotel and confused a recommendation but i really liked it because we were near a super old amusement park and the huge shrine and a big cluster of shopping, food and other attractions and it was super walkable and not as crazy as our first three days in shibuya which like, are fine but how many times can you cross the street even???? but yeah i feel like we probably just barely even slightly began to scratch the surface on tokyo and there is so much more to see and we can never see it and i mean i’ve never even been to staten island so…
  • japanese carnival/street food like takoyaki and potato spiral and mochi, which we ate at a festival near sensoji temple and ueno park in tokyo and nishiki market in kyoto
  • fushimi inari is obvious you gotta go walk all those gates and take selfies with everyone else its a long way to the top 
  • we went to nara for just like 4 hours so we could feed deer in the street and honestly it was worth it
  • naoshima for art stuff, i wish we had more time there, the teshima art museum was the most beautiful art i have ever seen in my entire life i almost cried and it was worth the $20 admission though i’d have liked to spend longer there
  • just eating so much stuff including all the amazing snacks that MUJI sells i mean muji is just great sorry i’m basic!!!!!
  • BAL mall in kyoto is like a luxury mall that pipes in hawaiian music and has a tomorrowland and a muji cafe and the nicest public toilets i’ve ever used in my life and probably ever will
  • god did i mention eating i mean just eating so much stuff and its not like we dont have ippudo ramen or conveyer belt sushi or anything else in new york but it was all way better and cheaper there 
  • tsukiji fish market was fine i guess if you don’t go in the morning when fish sales are happening then you’re kind of just buying food from the nearby businesses which isn’t so different from just going to anywhere else designed for tourists to buy tons of snack foods and packaged gift desserts
  • bento boxes in the train stations so good so easy i love all the theme ones lol
  • every coffee i drank was pretty much garbage except for a few trendy ass brooklyn/portland/whatever looking places but all the vending machine coffee was kinda shitty which is so weird to me considering japan does such great packaged foods and all the vending machines serve hot coffee and are EVERYWHERE so why wouldn’t you get it right??? milk tea was great though so i switched over
  • i don’t really go out at night so we didn’t do any big clubs but we had a drink at JBS where an older bartender plays from his massive record collection in a small room and you gotta be respectful and every drink whether it’s a glass of whiskey or a bottle of coke is $5
  • the subways are fucking confusing but once you get the hang of it they are just so efficient and on time and we went all over the place but yeah coming from new york i figured i was gonna be fine but nope it’s fucking confusing there are so many independently operated ones 
  • i hit my head on low doorways so many times i can’t even count i mean literally over a dozen times including one really nasty smack that everyone heard and rattled my fucking teeth

ok that’s it japan is very cool! i didn’t really buy anything even though we shopped so much at so many cool stores and brands like issey and yohji and dover street in ginza, kind of just bought some magnets and pins and snacks, shopping for clothes as a size large/XL was pretty impossible so i just gave up.

anonymous asked:

thoughts on jin?

KIM SEOKJIN IS A BEAUTIFUL HUMAN WHO NEEDS MORE LOVE AND AFFECTION FROM THIS SHITTY WORLD OKAY LEMME START WITH THAT.

Personality wise, Jin and I are similar in some ways which is one of the reasons why I love Jin (but then again who doesn’t, like have you seen this man???) and I love how he can be just overall free spirited and fun but at the same time he is mature and caring and kind and just, go and love this man if you haven’t already.

I like that he’s able to mentally get on Jungkook’s level (I fucking love Jinkook okay I’m such trash for the hyung and maknae duo they’re hilarious I seriously think they should go comedy gags together fuck yes I live for Jinkook) and being able to make him laugh and forget about his worries. He takes care of his members very well while at the same time making sure that he is also taken care of. He’s a comedy man. A variety god and I think Jin needs to be casted on more comedy variety shows because even though his dad jokes are lame, they’re funny at the same time.

His voice is very nice to hear in a song. It’s very distinctive (much like Taehyung’s) so it’s always easy to hear Jin in a song (even if he doesn’t get much lines) which also bothers me but hey, I’m not in charge of their line distribution - but if I was though, Tae would get a bonus verse in Cypher 5, Jin will release his solo album, Hobi will release his mixtape - everyone will be a main vocal.

I think it’s heartbreaking that some people still don’t see talent and potential in Jin. Like he can release his solo album and I’d buy 50 copies and tell everyone to stream it on Spotify, buy his CDs and watch all his MVs. I may not be a Jin stan, but I do appreciate him as a person and as an artist.

And here are some Jinkook gifs I found for you because I’m Jinkook trash.