why are you even this handsome

“Okay but the worst thing is when you realise. You both know what you feel, you both know that it’s not meant to work. So you start to think of ways to distract yourself and now you’re watching how long it takes for him to reply and you care about what he likes. But you know that no one would approve and that he’s not in your league but you find him handsome anyway. That your last man was much taller and blonder and had funnier jokes and you ask yourself and god why he made you fall in love with someone who was so… so… so meant for someone else. And your friendship is ruined because now you don’t want to seem needy in case he realises even though you know he knows you don’t want him to have that confirmation. You tell him about the new guy you’re talking to because you always have but now it matters. Because now it makes him jealous and you know you don’t care about the new guy because he replies quickly and could be good for you and somehow that’s not what you want. And you like his laugh and the way he shakes his head when you say something stupid. And you see him look at you flirt with other guys because you flirt because you’ve never been the pretty one and now you’re the prettiest and you don’t know how to deal with that attention but to entertain it. And you saw him try and fall for another girl so he wouldn’t have to fall for you and it didn’t work and you’re sad he’s hurt but it would’ve killed you if it worked. And you rest your head on his shoulder because that’s what friends do but also that’s the only time you aren’t holding your breathe because you’re at ease. And you realise, you don’t love him for his height, or his goofy smile, or his body, or his humour, or his eyes, you love him because of the way he makes you feel. And it’s selfish and destructive because how can you put your happiness in the hands of another individual and go on being careless. And now you wait… for a drunken kiss that would make you both realise it’s okay. Or maybe it will be sober… or a joke or just something that will act as a catalyst. And you don’t think how it will make your father feel and how you’ll never hang out at your house and how he’ll never meet your uncle and you’ll have to hide it. Till eventually, you fall out of love with him, like you always do, because you only truly love you.”

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You know something I really appreciate about Zevran? His repeated asking and checking that the warden consents to everything in their relationship. Even from the earliest stages, where he’s just admitting he finds the warden attractive:

[pictured: a quote from Dragon Age Origins from Zevran: “I fancy many things. I fancy things that are beautiful and things that are strong. I fancy things that are dangerous and exciting. Would you be offended if I said I fancied you?]

In asking if it offends, he gives the warden the opportunity to say “your flirting/advances make me uncomfortable” and willingly accepts it.

[pictured: several quotes from Dragon Age Origins from Zevran -
1. “But a beautiful woman like yourself? Why not? I am sure you draw many stares from men and even other women. Does this bother you?
2. “But you would prefer I desisted perhaps? It would be difficult […] but I am nothing if not a gentleman”
3. “But a handsome man like yourself? Why not? I am sure you are a man who draws many stares from women and other men alike. Does this bother you?”
4. “But if you would rather I desisted, I shall do so. I’ve no wish to make you uncomfortable”]

When you question him on why he stares/gazes at the warden on a frequent basis, he explains and then gives the warden the opportunity to say “yes, this makes me uncomfortable, please stop”

[pictured: a quote from Dragon Age Origins from Zevran - “A willing victim it is. And if I might ask, if the opportunity to proceed past the massage should present itself…?”]

And even when he’s obviously asking the warden to sleep with him, he still checks the warden is certain of what they’re getting into and what they want (and if the case may be they just want a massage, he accepts it).

Everyone dismisses Zevran as a casual romance, whose only in it for the sex and cares for little else, but its obvious that he has a great respect for everyone, and is willing to understand and accept boundaries, regardless of how he may feel about it and I really really appreciate that there is a character who so frequently checks on the warden’s feelings and consent.

JIN X JUNGKOOK SPAM BECAUSE:

Let’s carry on with the spam series, shall we?

Originally posted by jun-kookie

You may think there is only one maknae (youngest) in BTS

Originally posted by jeonsshi

Think again … 

Originally posted by jinandjk

There are TWO

Originally posted by smol-jims

AND their mental age is below 5

Originally posted by rapgodv

JIN and JK are 80% responsible for BTS being called “EXTRA”

Originally posted by yoongichii

Now put them together and even crazy people will look sane 

Originally posted by jinyoungtaes

They loooove making faces out of the blue 

Originally posted by btsmydiary

Especially Jin because it makes Jungkook laugh so easily

Originally posted by minyoongihoseok

When they are not fighting for the lamest reason ever

Originally posted by jeonity

One of them is bullying the other In the most creative way

Originally posted by kookmint

People think that Jin is the poor one being abused by the maknae

Originally posted by joeguk

Little do they know that even if he turns a blind eye sometimes, Seokjin may be the only one who knows how to handle Kookie

Originally posted by bangdulce

And he does it well

Originally posted by mygslut

Jin basically raised jungkook … So before you ask yourself “why is he like that” when Jk does something

Originally posted by bts-jimin16

Remember that since 15 Jin pinched his nipples to wake him up (How do you expect him to turn normal?)

Originally posted by pangguk

Jin’s favorite thing to do aside from assaulting him is to put his arm around his neck

Originally posted by bangtanroyalty

and tickle him (BTW for the ones who didn’t know, Jin is VERY strong)

Originally posted by jinkooks

Normally it’s the youngest who gives massages to the eldest, but for these two there are no such rules

Originally posted by jiminiemini

Who needs rules anyway, when adoration and love erase them all?

Originally posted by theseoks

But how come in a society like Korea, when even 1 year is seen like a wall between two people. These two ignored all the 5 years barrier ???

Originally posted by jkguks

Maybe the secret behind their good relationship is Seokjin easy going personality

Originally posted by jinandjk

He blows kisses to Kookie sooooo often

Originally posted by jinandjk

Jungkook became his assistant by now

Originally posted by fyeahbangtaned

And whatever Jin does, JK will follow

Originally posted by missbaptan

And do not forget, our worldwide handsome is also worldwide caring

Originally posted by jinandjk

If Jungkookie is cold

Originally posted by yixingimissyou

or hot

Originally posted by fyeahbangtaned

or struggling somehow

Originally posted by jinkooks

or just hungry

Originally posted by namjoonholic

Seokjin will surely be there and turn every situation into a smile and sparkling happy eyes

Originally posted by jaayhope

Jungkook practically can’t imagine life without him today

Originally posted by yoongles

That’s why you will always see Jk discreetly massaging Jin’s neck or shoulders

Originally posted by shinee35

He does not mind being glued to Jin either

Originally posted by missbaptan

Or back hugging him

Originally posted by seokjinies

There are times when Jungkook acts all strong and tough

Originally posted by bangtannoonas

But Jin only sees …

Originally posted by jinkookinlove

A cute little bunny who is growing well

Originally posted by jinkooks

How can he not, when that cutie copies every move he does

Originally posted by seokkookie

And make a high five turn into them holding hands

Originally posted by jinandjk

Age is just a number

Originally posted by seoteh8-f

When you get along that well

Originally posted by jjilljj

with these two, It’s a proven fact

Originally posted by jjilljj

They laugh loudly

Originally posted by yourpinkpill

hug passionately

Originally posted by jjeonguk

and proudly

Originally posted by bangtan-got7-boys

And offer each other’s arm to nap sooo naturally

Originally posted by yoongichii

Take each other’s photos

Originally posted by vppax

And boost one another’s confidence with compliments

Originally posted by apgujeon

One thing for sure with these two handsome men

Originally posted by yourpinkpill

Their bond is real

Originally posted by bangtoori

and it does not take a genius to realize that Jungkook no matter how much he grows up

Originally posted by taetaeisfire

He will forever be Jin’s protégé

Originally posted by bangtanroyalty

That he will keep carrying like a baby and protect no matter how tall or muscular he gets

Originally posted by haru-haru10

Jin knows how to act both his age when he needs to take responsibility and protect the youngest members, but he is also a cool guy who prefer to use love rather than authority to gain respect.Jungkook is also very thankful to Seokjin for being the parent, the brother and the friend he needed when he left home very young to pursue his dream.

Originally posted by jeonjikookie

Even today you will hear “she/he is too young/old there is no way we can talk/relate/…”.Jin and Jungkook did not base their friendship on such common judgment and look at it, it’s pure gold. This is why I love and respect from the bottom of my heart these two ^^

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By @mimibtsghost 

⇁ plums & melons | 01

Originally posted by trash-for-bangtan

pairing⇁Jimin x Reader

genre⇁smut, slight humor, drama || brother’s best friend!au 

warnings⇁public indecency, dirty talk, a lot of teasing, jimin’s porn preferences, and boobs

word count⇁6.3k

The long time running game between you and your brother’s best friend started when you noticed his fascination with boobs—yours specifically. It was never supposed to amount to more than harmless flirting and lingering glances, but now, one year later, Jimin was ready to change that.

alternatively: Jimin and you play a game. the loser is fucked. metaphorically. literally. all the above??

01 || 02 

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Context: I’m a new DM playing with a small group of veteran D&Ders (consisting of a high-elf Ranger, a Dragonborn warrior and literal cat? cleric), and they suggested that we do a small series of one-offs to get me used to being a DM. We’re in our third one, which is based off the C'thulhu mythos, and they’re about to face off with Nyarlathotep when this happens.

Me: Okay, you find your way to Nyarlathotep’s chapel and as you enter, you hear his voice in your head saying, “Ah, my sacrifices have arrived.”

Ranger: What does he look like?

Me: Knowledge check that.

Ranger: *rolls an 18*

Me: You remember he is described as a tall, swarthy, sinister man, looking as if he had just walked out of Egypt. Dark skin, dark eyes, well built; he looks like a Pharaoh that walked straight out of the past.

Warrior: I roll to seduce!

Me: Excuse me?

Warrior: I roll to seduce the handsome Egyptian-Eldritch god.

Me: … I don’t even know why I’m allowing this but okay.

Warrior: *rolls a nat20*

I’m just staring in disbelief at this point, and everyone else is laughing.

Me: Okay, fine. Nyarlethotep pauses and considers, then grabs you and stuffs a tentacle down your throat and into your stomach, placing something, probably an egg of some sort, there before tossing you back down. Congratulations, you are now pregnant with the Dunwich horror. In about a month, it’ll eat through your stomach and probably you before bringing chaos upon the world.

Now its his turn to stare, and I’m just like, “What?”

Cleric(OOC): Wait, what? His character’s a dude!

Me: The forces of chaos care nothing about your insignificant human gender binary.

A brazen challenge

Synopsis: Imagine admitting to Loki that you never manage to orgasm when are with men, making him smirk mischievously in response.

“Is that a challenge, my dear?”

So for the next couple of hours, he magically locks the two of you in your room and makes it a challenge as to how many times he can make you cum in a row. He pleasures you with his soft hands, his skilled and long fingers and his silver tongue before he fucks you roughly.

Pairing: Loki x Reader
Rating: M
Chapter: 1/1 (Oneshot)
Words: 4040
Warnings: smut. a lot of smut.

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Rent-a-Boyfriend™

Words: 12k
Genre: Extreme fluff for all you bitter people out there (me being included)
Read the sequel drabble: here
Read more at Service Series 

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Are YOU lonely? Need someone to cuddle at night? Do you want love?

If you said ‘yes’ to any of the questions previously mentioned then we have a service for you!

Don’t be alone for this Valentine’s Day!

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(terms and conditions may apply. we are not responsible for any emotional or sentimental damages. please take caution with rent-a-boyfriend).

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fake dating! zimbits

It was only by a stroke of luck that Jack happened to look at his phone just as he exits the lecture hall. The group chat was blowing up – the group chat was always blowing up these days – but the lack of all-caps or exclamation marks caught his attention right away.

Eric Bittle: Guys, I wouldn’t ask this of y’all if I really didn’t need this, but I have to ask a HUGE favor of one of you.

Shitty Knight: brah are you dying

Justin Oluransi: You can have my kidney, Bits.

Adam Birkholtz: u aren’t gonna save that for me just in CASE, JUSTIN?

Larissa Duan: shit, bitty, r u ok

Eric Bittle: Um, yeah, mostly, I just…..need someone to pretend to be my boyfriend.

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Oh Sehun//Fast Lane

Summary: You finally find out how your big cousin earns her money - she’s the flag girl for the illegal street races in your neighborhood, and now she’s dragging you along. And that’s where you meet the Hawaii-shirt wearing, orange-headed Oh Sehun, ace street racer and smartass.
Scenario: street racer!au 
Word Count: 6,337

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Draco’s Soulmate

so I saw this au where there was a countdown on someone’s wrist to the moment they meet their soulmate and I’m a sucker for soulmate and muggle au’s so I decided to write one! I might do one in Harry’s POV if y’all want me to. Enjoy!

3 minutes and 34 seconds. The nerves were growing inside him. Draco had always strived to look his best, however this morning nothing seemed right. Even though his hair was perfectly styled and he tried to look casual but not too casual (even though the man almost always wore a suit). Today he wore a white button up under a black blazer and black skinny jeans. Draco didn’t think it was possible for someone to feel overdressed and underdressed at the same time, but that’s what he was feeling.

2 minutes and 52 seconds. He was fidgeting in his seat. Draco had decided to enter a little coffee shop as to escape the chill that winter brought. The snow was falling lightly outside. It really was a perfect day, he only wished that he wasn’t overtaken by nerves. Draco took another sip of his tea before putting it down and continued to flick the side of it. The sound had seemed to calm his a little.

2 minutes and 12 seconds. It could be anybody who walked it. He jumped ever so slightly whenever anybody walked it. Could it be anybody? Draco was the gayest man you’d ever meet in your entire life, but did the rules of soulmates abide by sexuality? What if it was a girl? Would he immediately be taken with her? Or would he have to learn to love her? Or would they be like platonic soulmates? That wasn’t a thing. Or was it? He glanced down at his wrist again.

1 minute and 4 seconds. He decided to get up and go to the bathroom really quickly. Draco looked at himself in the mirror, took a deep breath, and left the bathroom. He hadn’t realised how long he’d been in the bathroom, but when he glanced down on his wrist there was only a few seconds left.

5 seconds

4 seconds

3 seconds

2 seconds

1 second… CRASH!

“Shit!” He yelped when he felt hot coffee seeping through his shirt and burning his skin. He looked up and saw an attractive man. The effect of his bright green eyes hindered by round glasses that framed his face perfectly. He also had black hair that stuck up in every direction, though it didn’t look bad at all.

“Oh god, I am so sorry.” He spoke. Draco swore it was the most beautiful sound he’d ever heard. The man grabbed a bunch of napkins and started to dab his shirt. In the moment, Draco didn’t even realise he’d just met his soulmate. He also didn’t care how handsome this man was, he didn’t hesitate to give his snarkiest remark.

“Are you sure those lenses are the right prescription?” He snapped. His nerves had put him on edge and this just pushed him over. Wait, why had he been nervous? Oh yeah, soulmate. Soulmate!

The man chuckled lightly. “Sadly, my ability to look where I’m going is just as bad as my eyesight.” Draco suddenly felt self conscious. His soulmate, god this was his soulmate, was wearing black jeans that were ripped at the knee and a very baggy jumper. Draco had definitely overdressed. The man looked up at him and Draco had noticed their height difference for the first time. It was endearing, if he was being completely honest.

“So, are you going to tell me your name or am I just going to have to call you Soulmate?” He flashed a smile that made Draco weak in the knees.

Draco smirked. “Soulmate is fine, thank you.” He said haughtily. The man rolled his eyes and Draco held out his hand. “The name’s Malfoy. Draco Malfoy.” He let his smirk soften into a grin when his soulmate shook his hand.

“I’m Harry.” Harry’s smile grew and it reached his eyes. “Harry Potter.”    

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ok it took me a few minutes but i think i figured out why the new clip makes me so afraid of lotor, even though it’s supposed to make me like him. and why not, hes handsome (sorta), and charismatic and confident. and he doesn’t want to rule through fear!

fear will never ensure control the way loyalty does. honest loyalty is more powerful than fear. lotor doesn’t want scared subjects that will try to rebel at any chance they get. he wants followers. that increases his chances of not getting rebeled, because they love him.

zarkons leadership was an attack. straight forward and ruthless. i think haggar would be a knife in the dark. sneaky and cunning. lotor would make you like him. make you think you should follow him, he deserves love and loyalty.

lotor is the kind of person that wouldn’t even bring a knife. he’d charm you into stabbing yourself.

Blue Suede Shoes

Originally posted by inkedcross

Guys I wrote smut! finally. This was an idea that just popped into my head thanks to @mizpahes this is a single one shot, I might make it a series for decade!harry though so let me know what you think

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50s!harry 

warnings: smut. its smut.

word count: 3,655

summary: the one where Harry takes his sweetheart out to a drive in movie 


The 1950’s, a decade made for teen rebellion. Of course, no one over the age of 30 would know that though. The movement was as silent and effective as a speakeasy of the 1920’s, it was popular only to those involved. Teenagers went out every weekend on innocent dates, they’d get dropped off at home with a polite kiss on the cheek only to come back a few hours later to sneak into their lovers room, or out, for that matter. America was thriving after the war and so was the Styles family.

Harry had moved to the states with his family after his father got a job offer to work for Cadillac. He was the best car dealer in Manchester and they needed someone like him working for their brand. So, the Styles’ were given their very own Cadillac dealership in the suburbs of New York and became an instant hit. Wealth hit them faster than they could even say the word ‘sold’, and Harry found himself gaining popularity at his High School just as quickly.

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By Heart [ I ]

Genre [Rating] : Angst

Length: 4.4k

Pairing: Kyungsoo x Reader

Summary: Getting over him was the most impossible thing in the world because part of you couldn’t believe it was really over.

By Heart Masterlist

Originally posted by kyungsuhos

The hardest part about giving someone else your heart, is that it then belongs to them. Even if things end, they will forever own a piece of you. A piece of the most important part of you, no less. It’s a piece of yourself that you can never get back, not really, not fully.

Six months. One hundred eighty two days. Four thousand three hundred sixty eight hours. That was how long it had been since you felt whole.

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Smitten
  • Jungkook: "Jimin is so sexy" "Hyung you're too much 😖" "ah! Jiminnie!!!!"
  • Yoongi: "All I see is Hoseok" "Hobi-ah, isn't that too sexy? 😖" "J- hoooooooooooooope!"
  • Jungkook: *poker face*
  • Jimin: *Does something cute*
  • Jungkook: 💖😆😍💖
  • Yoongi: *Poker face*
  • Hoseok: *Says anything*
  • Yoongi: ❤😆😍❤
  • Jungkook: "Jimin is my all nighter buddy"
  • Yoongi: "Hoseok is my soul partner"
  • Jungkook: *to jimin* "You're beautiful even without makeup"
  • Yoongi: *to Hoseok* "I like your bareface best"
  • Jungkook: *about Jimin* "Hyung is really good at dancing*
  • Yoongi: *about Hoseok* "Hobi is a really talented dancer"
  • Jungkook: "Jimin steals the show"
  • Yoongi: "Its all about Hoseok"
  • Jungkook: *plays "lie" every chance he gets*
  • Yoongi: *Promotes "MaMa" every chance he gets*
  • Jungkook: *To Jimin* " Why is Jimin hyung is so handsome"
  • Yoongi: *To Hoseok* "Hey you, handsome guy!"
  • Fan: What is Jimin to you?
  • Jungkook: My honey
  • Fan: What is Hoseok to you?
  • Yoongi: My power source