why are you even this handsome

tb QUITE honest,,,,,,,, my specialty is making straight boys question their sexuality. Even when I was presenting as a chick, the guys I dated would say “you know… you’re a lot like a guy… it’s hot, I’m not sure why :/ is it okay to think guys are handsome?” Like bitch! I’ve been gettin rid of the hets from day 1. That’s my superpower

When the cherry blossoms bloom (Jin x Reader)


As I sit beside him and see his goofy smile, the branches laden with pink cherry blossoms sway gently with the soft gush of the wind.
The sun isn’t too harsh and even if it were, the shade from the tree is enough for us to  stay cool.

“What did one couch say to another ?”

I shrug my eyebrows with disinterest.

“You are ‘sofa’ away from me.”

Seokjin shamelessly laughs at his own joke, the sound clearly resembling someone cleaning the window.

I’d usually roll my eyes. I have been so used to his lame dad jokes. Sometimes I even get irritated. But not today.

My lips curl up slowly into a gentle smile as the heat in my cheeks rises on realising how handsome Jin looks when he laughs and how infectious it is. Why didn’t I notice this before ?

I used to find it stupid in the past but today is different.

“What ?” He suddenly stops laughing and stares at me with the most adorable shocked expression on his face. His mouth half open which now diverts my attention to his pink plum lips.

I know I’m gushing even more so I look away and pretend to act uninterested.

“Nothing.”

“Why are you acting all weird nowadays ?”

“You have a problem when I don’t laugh at your jokes. You also have a problem when I do.”

I still look away from him, not wanting to be bewitched by that beautiful face of his.

Jin chuckled.

“That’s more like you.”

“What do you mean by that?” This time I’m genuinely annoyed. I turn around to face that precious face of his and I regret it instantly. The blood rises on my cheeks again.

“Why are you getting angry huh ? Why are you so red ?”

The stupid oblivious man child. I don’t know how and why I fell for him. Sometimes I surprise my self way to much, it annoys me.

What made me fall in love with him ? I think hard and its difficult to point out the exact cause. It isn’t one big epiphany I guess. It’s the small things complied together to make me fond of the man I’m sitting in front of right now, under the spring sky.

“Because you are so fucking stupid.”

“This isn’t the first time you’ve said that to me.” He begins to roll his eyes too. “You’ve been acting all fishy lately.”

“Oh yeah? You noticed.” I retort in anger. The fuck I am acting different around him nowadays. He’s made me do it !

“Got a boyfriend ?”

“WHAT? NO?!”

“Haha as expected.”

“What do you-”

“Cmon tell me what’s wrong. Why has this ghost of kind goddess suddenly possessed you?”

“Why? Aren’t you a bit relieved that we don’t fight often?”

“I don’t fight. You do.”

“Well you start it.”

“Well you continue it.”

“Ha aissssshhhhh.”

I’m actually offended that he finds my actions strange. I’m just trying to be more gentle and kind with him and ….. Ugh… Why am I acting like a fucking retard ?

Silence engulfs us for a moment. Jin stares at me with those loving eyes of his. At first they used to irritate me a lot. Like I’d think he was mocking me with those handsome features of his, but now I shy away at the look very easily.

“Have you fallen for me?” He calmly speaks while leaning behind on his hands.

I’ve had enough of this bullshit.

“I think so.” I blurt out instantly. I’ve never been the kind of person to beat around the bush. Yes, usually in this kind of scenario, most girls would desperately deny the stated fact, but not me. I’ll head on face this. Why ? Because I think it’s getting in our way of friendship. And it’s bothering me. Granted I like the feeling of butterflies in my stomach when he tries to feed me some chicken or when he suddenly scoops me in his arms, whirling me around in the air for no apparent reason, he just says he’s working out with me as the weight cause I’m heavy. Anyway sometimes he just cuddles beside me like a five year old and when a bug comes flying around the room he scurries up behind me, knowing well that I’ll always take care of the situation without harming the poor thing. But then again I’m unnecessarily conscious around him and thus the last few days I haven’t been able to express and share as openly with him as I usually do. My liking has compromised our friendship and although he’s still oblivious to the fact why I’m acting this way, he’s felt certain strangeness too.

“Wae?”

This takes me aback and breaks my chain of thought.

“What do you mean by why ?”

I was surprised by the way he replied. I had thought that at least he’d be dumbstruck for a while, but his instant question wasn’t what I had anticipated.

“I mean, I thought you always had a thing for Hongbin and honestly that is kind of offensive for someone as handsome as me.”

“Are you really kidding me right now ?” I rolled my eyes and turned away.

“I should be your first choice for marriage.”

“Kim Seokjin this isn’t a joke. I just confessed to you.”

“My cutieeeeee, my princess.”

“Hajima. Stop teasing me.”

I regretted confessing to this idiot with every fiber of my body. A deep kind of despair was only starting to flow into me when a pair of big strong arms slid around my waist from behind the back. Jin gently nestled his chin on my left shoulder and began to speak softly. A strong tickling sensation emerged right in the middle of my tummy, deep from within.

“Y/N-ah…. I was just kidding. I like you too.” Jin said with an earnest tone in his voice.

I widened my eyes in disbelief, with sheer loss of words. Honestly I hadn’t expected Jin to like me back in a romantic way. Sure he’d do some heart fluttering stuffs often but I’d never taken his actions seriously because he does that with everybody !

“What do you mean?”

“Y/N-ah…” A warm whisper grazed the skin on my neck.

“I’ve never thought of you as a friend honestly. I always liked you. I don’t know how you could not see through it all, but it was there in plain sight. Why do you think Yoongi always makes fun of me when we fight and even takes your side ? Because he knows that I’m trying but your too dumb to understand.”

“He”-

“Ssssh…. let me speak princess. In fact everybody knows. But you’re so busy fighting with me and shoving me away that you never seem to realize why I touch you so much.”

I suddenly blush at his words.

“Ahhh…. I don’t mean it like that….”

“Babo.” I whisper with a smile escaping my lips.

Silence reigns for a while before I finally speak.

“Are you happy now that I’ve confessed?”

“Of course! Why not?” His smooth voice cooed in reply.

“Aren’t you surprised?”

Jin chuckled lightly and it tickled the scoop of my neck.

“I honestly thought you didn’t like me. Last time in the party when I saw you smiling and talking with Hongbin, I was so jealous. I thought you liked him and you know he likes you too.”

“Wha”-

“That’s not the point anymore. It’s just that.” Jin snorted again. “You girls work in mysterious ways.”

Another wave of silence hit us. But it was comforting.

“Wow this was the lamest confession ever. Not like the movies at all. No drama.”

Jin asked worriedly, “Are you disappointed in me?”

“No. But I’m surprised to see you this relaxed when a girl is literally”-

Jin slowly placed his hands on my cheek from behind and turned my head a little so that we could look at each other. His face was just inches away from mine and I could feel his soft breath on my trembling lips.

“I love you.”

That’s all he said before gently placing his lips on mine, as the cherry blossoms continued to sway in their usual dancing motion, encouraged by the soft spring breeze.

JIN X JUNGKOOK SPAM BECAUSE:

Let’s carry on with the spam series, shall we?

Originally posted by jun-kookie

You may think there is only one maknae (youngest) in BTS

Originally posted by jeonsshi

Think again … 

Originally posted by jinandjk

There are TWO

Originally posted by smol-jims

AND their mental age is below 5

Originally posted by rapgodv

JIN and JK are 80% responsible for BTS being called “EXTRA”

Originally posted by yoongichii

Now put them together and even crazy people will look sane 

Originally posted by jinyoungtaes

They loooove making faces out of the blue 

Originally posted by btsmydiary

Especially Jin because it makes Jungkook laugh so easily

Originally posted by minyoongihoseok

When they are not fighting for the lamest reason ever

Originally posted by jeonity

One of them is bullying the other In the most creative way

Originally posted by kookmint

People think that Jin is the poor one being abused by the maknae

Originally posted by joeguk

Little do they know that even if he turns a blind eye sometimes, Seokjin may be the only one who knows how to handle Kookie

Originally posted by bangdulce

And he does it well

Originally posted by mygslut

Jin basically raised jungkook … So before you ask yourself “why is he like that” when Jk does something

Originally posted by bts-jimin16

Remember that since 15 Jin pinched his nipples to wake him up (How do you expect him to turn normal?)

Originally posted by pangguk

Jin’s favorite thing to do aside from assaulting him is to put his arm around his neck

Originally posted by bangtanroyalty

and tickle him (BTW for the ones who didn’t know, Jin is VERY strong)

Originally posted by jinkooks

Normally it’s the youngest who gives massages to the eldest, but for these two there are no such rules

Originally posted by jiminiemini

Who needs rules anyway, when adoration and love erase them all?

Originally posted by theseoks

But how come in a society like Korea, when even 1 year is seen like a wall between two people. These two ignored all the 5 years barrier ???

Originally posted by jkguks

Maybe the secret behind their good relationship is Seokjin easy going personality

Originally posted by jinandjk

He blows kisses to Kookie sooooo often

Originally posted by jinandjk

Jungkook became his assistant by now

Originally posted by fyeahbangtaned

And whatever Jin does, JK will follow

Originally posted by missbaptan

And do not forget, our worldwide handsome is also worldwide caring

Originally posted by jinandjk

If Jungkookie is cold

Originally posted by yixingimissyou

or hot

Originally posted by fyeahbangtaned

or struggling somehow

Originally posted by jinkooks

or just hungry

Originally posted by namjoonholic

Seokjin will surely be there and turn every situation into a smile and sparkling happy eyes

Originally posted by jaayhope

Jungkook practically can’t imagine life without him today

Originally posted by yoongles

That’s why you will always see Jk discreetly massaging Jin’s neck or shoulders

Originally posted by shinee35

He does not mind being glued to Jin either

Originally posted by missbaptan

Or back hugging him

Originally posted by seokjinies

There are times when Jungkook acts all strong and tough

Originally posted by bangtannoonas

But Jin only sees …

Originally posted by jinkookinlove

A cute little bunny who is growing well

Originally posted by jinkooks

How can he not, when that cutie copies every move he does

Originally posted by seokkookie

And make a high five turn into them holding hands

Originally posted by jinandjk

Age is just a number

Originally posted by seoteh8-f

When you get along that well

Originally posted by jjilljj

with these two, It’s a proven fact

Originally posted by jjilljj

They laugh loudly

Originally posted by yourpinkpill

hug passionately

Originally posted by jjeonguk

and proudly

Originally posted by bangtan-got7-boys

And offer each other’s arm to nap sooo naturally

Originally posted by yoongichii

Take each other’s photos

Originally posted by vppax

And boost one another’s confidence with compliments

Originally posted by apgujeon

One thing for sure with these two handsome men

Originally posted by yourpinkpill

Their bond is real

Originally posted by bangtoori

and it does not take a genius to realize that Jungkook no matter how much he grows up

Originally posted by taetaeisfire

He will forever be Jin’s protégé

Originally posted by bangtanroyalty

That he will keep carrying like a baby and protect no matter how tall or muscular he gets

Originally posted by haru-haru10

Jin knows how to act both his age when he needs to take responsibility and protect the youngest members, but he is also a cool guy who prefer to use love rather than authority to gain respect.Jungkook is also very thankful to Seokjin for being the parent, the brother and the friend he needed when he left home very young to pursue his dream.

Originally posted by jeonjikookie

Even today you will hear “she/he is too young/old there is no way we can talk/relate/…”.Jin and Jungkook did not base their friendship on such common judgment and look at it, it’s pure gold. This is why I love and respect from the bottom of my heart these two ^^

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By @mimibtsghost 

Context: I’m a new DM playing with a small group of veteran D&Ders (consisting of a high-elf Ranger, a Dragonborn warrior and literal cat? cleric), and they suggested that we do a small series of one-offs to get me used to being a DM. We’re in our third one, which is based off the C'thulhu mythos, and they’re about to face off with Nyarlathotep when this happens.

Me: Okay, you find your way to Nyarlathotep’s chapel and as you enter, you hear his voice in your head saying, “Ah, my sacrifices have arrived.”

Ranger: What does he look like?

Me: Knowledge check that.

Ranger: *rolls an 18*

Me: You remember he is described as a tall, swarthy, sinister man, looking as if he had just walked out of Egypt. Dark skin, dark eyes, well built; he looks like a Pharaoh that walked straight out of the past.

Warrior: I roll to seduce!

Me: Excuse me?

Warrior: I roll to seduce the handsome Egyptian-Eldritch god.

Me: … I don’t even know why I’m allowing this but okay.

Warrior: *rolls a nat20*

I’m just staring in disbelief at this point, and everyone else is laughing.

Me: Okay, fine. Nyarlethotep pauses and considers, then grabs you and stuffs a tentacle down your throat and into your stomach, placing something, probably an egg of some sort, there before tossing you back down. Congratulations, you are now pregnant with the Dunwich horror. In about a month, it’ll eat through your stomach and probably you before bringing chaos upon the world.

Now its his turn to stare, and I’m just like, “What?”

Cleric(OOC): Wait, what? His character’s a dude!

Me: The forces of chaos care nothing about your insignificant human gender binary.

The Boxer

Pairing: Y/N and Harry

Word Count: 10k

Prompt: Harry hires Y/N as his on call nurse and for his matches. 

or 

“You’re supposed to be in the hospital gown, it’s why we laid it out for you,” Y/N stated, pointing the pen in her hand at the white gown by his feet.

“I’m not wearing that paper shit,” Harry grumbled, “and I’m perfectly fine to leave.”

“That cut says otherwise,” Y/N says.

Harry watches as she sets down the clipboard and turns on the sink to wash her hands, she’s cute. She’s nothing like the kind Harry would go for. His usual prey would be at the bar, lonely, maybe going through a breakup, but he knew for sure that by the end of the night she would be in his bed. Y/N on the other hand looked like too pure for him, and he hated that look.

From his experience Harry had learned that girls like Y/N believed that they were too good for a guy like him. Girls like Y/N, with an innocent smile, soft skin, and soft voices, tended to only use him for one thing, to make their parents upset. Harry had seen it time and time again, it was only a matter of weeks before the girl would crush his heart and move on to someone better.

“I don’t feel anything,” Harry stated.

Harry had grown numb to just about everything. He couldn’t feel the punches thrown at him, he couldn’t feel his emotions, it all just seemed gone to him. He didn’t mind though, no emotions meant he couldn’t get hurt, and no pain meant he was unstoppable.

or

Boxer Harry Styles highers, incredibly perky Y/N as his on-call nurse.


“I hate the graveyard shift,” Y/N stated, slumping into the chair.

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You know something I really appreciate about Zevran? His repeated asking and checking that the warden consents to everything in their relationship. Even from the earliest stages, where he’s just admitting he finds the warden attractive:

[pictured: a quote from Dragon Age Origins from Zevran: “I fancy many things. I fancy things that are beautiful and things that are strong. I fancy things that are dangerous and exciting. Would you be offended if I said I fancied you?]

In asking if it offends, he gives the warden the opportunity to say “your flirting/advances make me uncomfortable” and willingly accepts it.

[pictured: several quotes from Dragon Age Origins from Zevran -
1. “But a beautiful woman like yourself? Why not? I am sure you draw many stares from men and even other women. Does this bother you?
2. “But you would prefer I desisted perhaps? It would be difficult […] but I am nothing if not a gentleman”
3. “But a handsome man like yourself? Why not? I am sure you are a man who draws many stares from women and other men alike. Does this bother you?”
4. “But if you would rather I desisted, I shall do so. I’ve no wish to make you uncomfortable”]

When you question him on why he stares/gazes at the warden on a frequent basis, he explains and then gives the warden the opportunity to say “yes, this makes me uncomfortable, please stop”

[pictured: a quote from Dragon Age Origins from Zevran - “A willing victim it is. And if I might ask, if the opportunity to proceed past the massage should present itself…?”]

And even when he’s obviously asking the warden to sleep with him, he still checks the warden is certain of what they’re getting into and what they want (and if the case may be they just want a massage, he accepts it).

Everyone dismisses Zevran as a casual romance, whose only in it for the sex and cares for little else, but its obvious that he has a great respect for everyone, and is willing to understand and accept boundaries, regardless of how he may feel about it and I really really appreciate that there is a character who so frequently checks on the warden’s feelings and consent.

→ plums & melons | 01

Originally posted by trash-for-bangtan

pairing → Jimin x Reader

☆ genre  →  smut, slight humor, drama || brother’s best friend!au 

warnings   → public indecency, dirty talk, a lot of teasing, jimin’s porn preferences, and boobs

☆ word count   → 6.3k

The long time running game between you and your brother’s best friend started when you noticed his fascination with boobs—yours specifically. It was never supposed to amount to more than harmless flirting and lingering glances, but now, one year later, Jimin was ready to change that.

alternatively: Jimin and you play a game. the loser is fucked. metaphorically. literally. all the above??

☆ a/n → i had to split this into 2 parts rip (& in this work of fiction, jimin’s penis isn’t a jelly bean) happy 3 months !!

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fake dating! zimbits

It was only by a stroke of luck that Jack happened to look at his phone just as he exits the lecture hall. The group chat was blowing up – the group chat was always blowing up these days – but the lack of all-caps or exclamation marks caught his attention right away.

Eric Bittle: Guys, I wouldn’t ask this of y’all if I really didn’t need this, but I have to ask a HUGE favor of one of you.

Shitty Knight: brah are you dying

Justin Oluransi: You can have my kidney, Bits.

Adam Birkholtz: u aren’t gonna save that for me just in CASE, JUSTIN?

Larissa Duan: shit, bitty, r u ok

Eric Bittle: Um, yeah, mostly, I just…..need someone to pretend to be my boyfriend.

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Angel in the Darkness (M)

Originally posted by jungkook-gifs

Summary: After a patient urgently pleads you to go and help a friend of his, you naively agree to it. Little did you know, that you would get more than what you agreed to, when he leads you to a brothel, to help a dangerous prostitute named Jeon Jungkook.

Pairing: Jungkook x Reader (ft. Jin, but not romantically)

Genre: Smut (M), angst, mafia!au, prostitution!au 

Word Count: 5,468

A/N: This is a dark and filthy story! Graphic descriptions of sex (masturbating, etc), heavy dom/sub undertones, drug use, vulgar language use……(alot of smut comes in later) This is a mature read! You have been warned!

 part 2



Your mother told you that there was a purpose for what everyone does. That there is always a reason for someone’s actions; whether it was bad or good. If it was a good action, the individual has learned the most rewarding path to handle situations; regardless if it was easy or not. If it was a bad action, the person could reflect on it, and with guidance, they will learn the right way toward dealing with obstacles. And to this day, that is how you viewed life. If you handled something well, you would be rewarded in the future, if you handled it poorly, you would need to reflect on why you did such a thing, till you find the right path. With these beliefs, you always wanted to find the ‘purpose’ of an individual’s actions, and help them find the right way. So that’s how you ended up working at a rehab centre; helping mentally to find the root cause of someone’s poor actions, and leading them to a better future.

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Rent-a-Boyfriend™

Words: 12k
Genre: Extreme fluff for all you bitter people out there (me being included)
Read the sequel drabble: here
Read more at Service Series 

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A brazen challenge

Synopsis: Imagine admitting to Loki that you never manage to orgasm when are with men, making him smirk mischievously in response.

“Is that a challenge, my dear?”

So for the next couple of hours, he magically locks the two of you in your room and makes it a challenge as to how many times he can make you cum in a row. He pleasures you with his soft hands, his skilled and long fingers and his silver tongue before he fucks you roughly.

Pairing: Loki x Reader
Rating: M
Chapter: 1/1 (Oneshot)
Words: 4040
Warnings: smut. a lot of smut.

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Smitten
  • Jungkook: "Jimin is so sexy" "Hyung you're too much 😖" "ah! Jiminnie!!!!"
  • Yoongi: "All I see is Hoseok" "Hobi-ah, isn't that too sexy? 😖" "J- hoooooooooooooope!"
  • Jungkook: *poker face*
  • Jimin: *Does something cute*
  • Jungkook: 💖😆😍💖
  • Yoongi: *Poker face*
  • Hoseok: *Says anything*
  • Yoongi: ❤😆😍❤
  • Jungkook: "Jimin is my all nighter buddy"
  • Yoongi: "Hoseok is my soul partner"
  • Jungkook: *to jimin* "You're beautiful even without makeup"
  • Yoongi: *to Hoseok* "I like your bareface best"
  • Jungkook: *about Jimin* "Hyung is really good at dancing*
  • Yoongi: *about Hoseok* "Hobi is a really talented dancer"
  • Jungkook: "Jimin steals the show"
  • Yoongi: "Its all about Hoseok"
  • Jungkook: *plays "lie" every chance he gets*
  • Yoongi: *Promotes "MaMa" every chance he gets*
  • Jungkook: *To Jimin* " Why is Jimin hyung is so handsome"
  • Yoongi: *To Hoseok* "Hey you, handsome guy!"
  • Fan: What is Jimin to you?
  • Jungkook: My honey
  • Fan: What is Hoseok to you?
  • Yoongi: My power source
During Jack and Bitty’s 2nd summer together...

So Jack is in Georgia for a couple of days, right, and he comes back from a morning run to find both Bittle parents in the kitchen eating breakfast (Bitty slowly dragging is ass out of bed, he can hear the bathroom upstairs). 

Suzanne greets him with a smile, Coach with a nod, Jack sits down to eat. Usually, there’s a fair amount of chatter- even without Bitty- because Jack is comfortable with both parents, but now they’re eating in silence. Throwing furtive glances at Jack. At each other. At Jack again.

Jack’s stars feeling the tingle in his fingers that announces his anxiety. He counts the seconds until Bitty leaves the bathroom- no, that was the sound of the shower. Alright then.

Suzanne places her mug back on the table.

- Jack, sweetheart, we need to talk to you.

Coach takes a sip of coffee and sits back straight.

- …Alright? says Jack.

- We’ve seen the way you look at Junior, says Coach in a matter-of-fact voice.


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Parent: What sound does a bunny make?

Child: Irumen Jungkook!

Parent: No.

Child: Chong Jojun Balsa!

Parent: Wrong, let’s try another one-

Child: Wait I got it this time.

Parent: Go on.

Child: The sound that a bunny makes is the sound of a 19/20 year old male making fun of his older brother for being too short.

Parent: No. Next one, what sound does a horse make?

Child: Hobi, Hobi, Hobi.

Parent: No.

Child: A horse makes a screaming sound from being too excited.

Parent: That’s still incorrect.

Child: I don’t like snakeu

Parent: Nope.

Child: Don’t touch my faceu.

Parent: No. Next question, how the sun is how many years old?

Child: 23, well 24 Korean age.

Parent: Where are you getting these from? Anyways, what kind of animal is a turtle.

Child: A turtle is an animal that sleeps all the time because he works hard, and he doesn’t like to do hard physical activity.

Parent: That’s slightly right. Now what sounds does a turtle make?

Child: Infires man!

Parent: No.

Child: ARMY!

Parent: Still wrong.

Child: J Hoooooope!

Parent: Stop. We’re moving on to the next one.

Child: Wait I’m not done yet.

Parent: ….

Child: A turtle makes the sound of a 23/24 year old man sending people to Hong Kong with his flexible tongue technology.

Parent: Why do you know that? Anyways next one: What sound does a koala make?

Child: Jeon Jungkook!

Parent: *sighs* Wrong.

Child: I was born in Busan first!

Parent: No.

Child: I’ve ate 2,130 more bowls of rice than you!

Parent: Can a Koala even eat rice? One more time and we’re moving on to the last three.

Child: A koala makes the sound of a 22 year old male being mad that his little brother and his elder brothers keeps making fun of his height.

Parent: Why are you like this? Alright next one. What sound does an alpaca make?

Child: An alpaca makes the sound of a 24/25 year old male going on and on about how handsome he is.

Parent: Still wrong. Next one, what sound does a lion makes?

Child: Turn up!

Parent: No.

Child: What’s poppin’

Parent: Still wrong.

Child: My name is V.

Parent: No. Last one, what sound does a monster makes when he catches you?

Child: My name is R.A.P Monster, not D.A.N.C.E Monster.

Parent: No.

Child: Jimin, you got no jams.

Parent: Leave.

Don’t Flirt With Him (M)

Originally posted by ciutae

Pairing: Jimin x reader (feat. Sungwoon from Hotshot)
Genre: smut with a fluffy end
Word count: 3.2k
Content: dom!jimin, slight spanking

Description: No strings attached? Turns out differently as Jimin showed you jealousy for the first time at a party.


The vodka burned straight down your throat as you took the shot, it being the third one that night already. For the time being there, you were looking around for Jimin since he was the one who invited you to his party in the first place. So why wasn’t he there?

Oh. Yeah, he’s probably flirting with other girls again, you thought and sighed out loud, your hand already reaching for the vodka to sip yourself another shot.

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It’s Not Gonna Suck Itself

Pairing: Jensen x Reader

Word Count: 1,290

Summary: The reader sends a naughty text to the wrong person.


“What the…no way, dude!” Jared bursts out laughing, practically falling off of his leather chair.

“What?” Jensen asks with furrowed brows, wondering if it’s worth getting up from the couch.

“Wow. I can’t believe she sent me this.” Jared grins widely, glancing back down at the text from you.

“Sent what? Who?”

Jensen grows impatient, his best friend still hasn’t answered him and it’s annoying as hell. He sighs dramatically then moves towards Jared, waiting for an answer.

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