Do you have any headcanons on evak + kollektivet? even definitely spends pretty much all his time there and kinda becomes a fifth roommate, in my mind
Oh my gosh hells yeah he does.
- Oh dear the Kollektivet actually joke about that a lot. Like they will constantly talk about the ‘fifth housemate’ and Isak is just like “guyyys come on I thought you like Even?” and they are all “Oh yeah we love him. We were talking about you.” and Isak is just like “excuuuuse meee? I am the best fucking housemate EVER!” and then this causes them all to list like everything that makes Isak a terrible housemate and then Even comes
homeover and walks in and is like “Oh what are you guys talking about” he says this as he kisses a grumpy and appalled Isak on the lips and puts his arm around him. (I love husbands) “Oh we’re just explaining all the reasons Isak sucks at being a housemate” Linn says enjoying this quite a lot. Even furrows his eyebrows at them all and rubs Isak’s shoulder. “You guys…” Isak looks up at Even and then back at the Kollektivet all smug and pretty much like “Oh yeah you got it now. My man is gonna tell you all off for being mean to me. Boom!” but then Even finishes by saying “Did you already say the part about how he always leaves the lid to to milk unscrewed so like when you take it out-” “IT GOES EVERYWHERE!” Noora finishes and then Even just sits down and starts discussing all the silly and annoying things Isak does with them and Isak is just like “How dare you”
- Oh my gosh, so there was this one awkward time where Noora was rushing because she had places to beee and without thinking she just like ran into the bathroom aaaaand…there was Even the giraffe, in the shower….naked….Awksss. Noora was just like “Oh My GAWD Even I am So Sorry” covering her hand over her mouth, not her eyes mind you. Look our baby girl is adorable but she no saint. and of course Even is just chilling. Like he don’t care, He is just continuing, letting the water run over him and the little shit is literally like “Good Morning!” like oh my god he is so extra and adorable he don’t even care. He is actually smiling because Noora is getting all awkward and running into the door, trying to get out without seeing anymore. Noooow she’s covering her eyes. But like she keeps bumping into the wall and the door and finally she gets out and is just like flaming red. Oh my god she is so cute. Then she runs into Isak who is just like (not a morning person) super “morning..” and he totes notices Noora avoiding his eyes and blushing crimson and just like being super awkward and frazzled. He like gives her his squinty eyed ‘what is happening?’ look and asks her “whaaaat is it?” and she is all “nothing NOTHING! not a thing. I’m gonna… Imma make coffee. You want coffee? Lets drink coffee.” and then just scoots off into the kitchen. and Isak is like what the hell? and then Even comes out of the bathroom and yells “I’m so sorry Noora. I should have locked the door!” and Isak is all oh now I see and then at breakfast he just casually starts tapping the table with his knuckles and everyone is all “yes?” and Isak is like “oh i’m sorry did I get your attention? Did my KNOCKING get your attention? I have no idea why, like it’s not as if that is what it is FOR.” Even just throws his head back laughing and Noora is blushing again and putting her face in her hands. Eskild is just like “Oh my gosh Isak it’s not a big deal, I’ve seen Even naked lots of times.” Isak basically spits his cereal out in shock “WHAT?” “Yeah the lock to the bathroom doesn’t work and I need a nice amount of mirror time to look this good. I’ve seen you naked quite a bit too. May I add you should get that mole checked out.” Even is practically on the floor dying in laughter and Isak has gotten super pale. “ESKILD!” Eskild shrugs “What? It’s nothing I haven’t seen before. Don’t think you’re special sweetie.”
- Okay so Even is amazing and he will just like come over and cook for the whole Kollektivet as a thank you for you know, basically staying there without paying rent. And it just becomes this big thing. Like Thursday night is Even’s dinner night and it is literally so damn cute. They all have a big nice dinner as like a family and sometimes they will bring people over like “Oh guys Even is making Tacos, wanna come?” and Magnus is all “HELL YEAH!” and basically they all sit at the table while Even ceremoniously brings over what ever he has gone all out on that night. He literally adores cooking, and sometimes he will experiment and it is all very cute. Everyone will just eat and talk about their weeks and praise Even and tease Isak on the extra awkward thing he might have done that day and it is all so perfect. Literally like a little family. I love.
This got pretty long so I’ll leave it here. But if you want more, you know where to find me 💜 I hope this was okay. 🐥