why are u so damn perfect

What is this that I see

oKAY OKAY…. I was about to make another reaction request when I saw these gorgeous gifs of Chae Pepe Hyungwon

Originally posted by zelowonho

are u tryin’ to kill me boii? deym 

Originally posted by kingpjms

boi, stahp it dis instant!! don’t stop pls huuhuhuh

Originally posted by wonhontology

look at that gorgeous smile of his help mah hart kennot handle too beautiful to handle hELP

Originally posted by monsta-x-cuties

HOW CAN HE EFFORTLESSLY LOOK SO DAMN GOOD HUHUHUHUHU 

Originally posted by mybabyoppa

just look at him lolololo pepe r u lost no? okay….

Originally posted by bb-zelo

dID U JUST? DON’T U ROTATE UR HIPS ON ME U U U PEPE NO. DON’T. STOP.

Originally posted by ghoulrebellion

look at him. just look at this perfection ;^;

Originally posted by wonhontology

another perfection. perfection everywhere

Originally posted by kittyminhyuk

boi, did i just get electrified by you? wait, waht? am i trying to make some cheesy pick up line?

Originally posted by changkyuh

he looks like a kid who’s planning to murder the lego he stepped on ;-; im so sorry….

Originally posted by daefsoul

hey baby, are you made of copper and tellurium? coz u’re so damn cute… wat? huh? who said that?

Originally posted by kihqun

he’s prettier than the flower… and he’s even prettier than me hELP

Originally posted by m-onstax

srsly…?? why…. hyungwon baby im sorry but please dont

Originally posted by jooheonbebe

hi to you too babe *wink wink*

Originally posted by the-awesome-cabbage

isn’t he the cutest? ;u;

Originally posted by crying-in-korean

just look at him eat <3 


me every single time that i see a picture of him:

Originally posted by honeyvevo

haha yea those two WOULD be cute together wouldn’t they? I don’t think I’ll end up making that canon though hahaha
—  Famous last words of a writer before a pairing consumes their life

huntress-earthtwo  asked:

Yo BadBoy!Hamliza headcannon time: They often drive through the town on Alex's car instead of going on normal boring dates. Firstly because it's way less expansive and secondly DAMN the view is wonderful when they reach the hill in front of the city. Thirdly, because there is no way of Angelica knowing they dating if they don't go on normal dates. It's perfect for disguise, and it's hella romantic! So, why not? Right?

oooh i like the way u think!!!

Founding fathers as drag race

Ben Franklin: omg what did they say
Richard Henry lee: omg they said so many things like…
John adams: Ur perfect ur beautiful u look like marie antoinette, youre a model everything about you is perfect, oh r u a lee from Virginia!? Oh ur smiling! They eat her up everytime she goes into that god damn congress, she could - she could ride in there on a fuckin horse, richard lee ur smile is beautiful!

A post 7.23 ficlet.

When Danny finally stumbled through the door, the sun was already beginning to rise. He felt the exhaustion bone deep, and prayed Charlie would stay asleep for a couple more hours so that he could catch up himself. He’d already missed so much time with his son, he just wanted every minute to count.

Steve wasn’t sacked out on the couch, where he expected, and Danny toed off his shoes before slipping down the hallway to Charlie’s room to see if they were okay. As hoped, Charlie was out of it, star fished out on his belly in the bed he had failed to make. Steve was sure to never let him live that failure down.

He headed to his own room, his feet shuffling across the floor. He pushed the door softly, hoping the faint creak would be missed. Inside, sprawled out on the bed like some kind of giant octopus, was his partner. Shirtless and pant less, just his socks and boxers on, Steve sprawled across the comforter. The ceiling fan whirred restlessly and the light breeze ruffled the hair at the back on Steve’s neck. Danny leaned against the door frame and marvelled at Steve. So fucking comfortable in his skin, but also in Danny’s fucking bed. The whole of it. The guy was huge.
“You gonna stare all night or actually come to bed?”
Danny swallowed as Steve’s sleep-slurry words hit him. Steve wanted her to share the bed. That was decidedly new. The odd kiss here or there, a little light fumbling, but always after a few beers and never naked.
Well, almost naked.
“Stop over thinking it, babe,” Steve murmured. He rolled over, tugging out the thin sheet from beneath him, then rolling back under it. “We got, what, an hour? Maybe two if we’re lucky? Then the Charlie bomb will hit and it’ll be gave over for another fourteen hours. You need to sleep.”
“You’re surprisingly coherent for someone who is asleep,” Danny muttered begrudgingly.
“Didn’t sleep well. Didn’t know if you were okay.”
Danny’s heart leaped at the worry which laced Steve’s words.
“I am perfectly okay, babe. You made sure of that.”
Danny shrugged off his shirt and let his jeans pool on the floor where he stood, before slipping under the covers. Steve wrapped a heavy arm around him and dragged him closer to his own wall of body heat.
Danny, wrapped in the arms and legs of the man he was pretty sure he was in love with, of the man who loved Danny’s children like his own, of the man who had driven his fucking shiny truck into a goddamn house to save him, felt the most peace he had felt in a lifetime.
“Did the guy wake up?” Steve murmured to Danny’s hair, the warm breath sending a delicious shiver down Danny’s spine.
“No babe.”
“Okay, then,” Steve muttered before beginning to breathe the heavy breaths of the sleeping.
Danny smiled. Curled up like the little spoon, the house peaceful, the world barely awake around them, Danny realised how much Hawaii had become his home.
And just how goddamn lucky he was that fate took hold of his life and steered him into the garage of one McGarrett senior. Because this, right now, was why his life was so perfect right now.

evakerlitvet  asked:

Rememember the time when I used to talk about the most random stuff related to skam? Well since todays clip wasn't so exciting I decided to bring up a topic that I've been thinking about today. It basically popped in my head a few hours ago and I INSTANTLY thought of talking to u about it. So imagine if evak was actually from England. What ACCENTS would they have? CAN U picture Even having a strong British accent? Australian accent would be literally PERFECT for isak imo. So what do you think?♡

Hahahahaha oh my gosh NITSA did you just give me Aussie Isak??? Ahhhh my darling why do you love me so omg. Now I can’t stop thinking of Aussie Isak. Do you think he’d be a surfer? probably. ahhh can you imagine him chilling in the sun with his golden curls, no more hoodies because it’s too damn hot here. Omg I can picture British Even so much. Idk what it is but he just has that face that could pass as British? is it the cheekbones? his smile? okay idk but I can see it okay? 

ahhhh thank you for this my lovely. It made me smile so much! <3 <3 <3 Love you Nitsa 😘

(Had to screen shot dis cuz Tumblr gonna cut off my response if I had a long answer eeeeh TwT Tumblr hates meh-)
39: Hehe that would be you silly~ ^\^ ❤️
35: Ye~~ ;3
19: Hmmm… I think so~…
10: *sobs* y-yess!! I wanna be with youuuu-
1: u-uhh… w-well there’s personality!! Ahh I just love everything about them >\\< and goshh let’s not forget about talent, like damn their so perfect at everything jfc❤️❤️ G-gahhh why is this so hard to explain-
W-well I can’t stop thinking about them.. I didn’t believe in someone being entirely prefect until I met them BUT ALSO THEIR SO HOT LIKE HOLY SHIT–
I get a nose bleed whenever I see a pic of them, which is a problem but I have to admit I love it x"DD I-i can go on..
ahhhh I love dem suu muchhh!! ❤️❤️❤️ >\\\\\\\\\\< *dies*
12: …yes.

@jordnstuff
YE BUT WHY LET HIM SLOWLY LEARN A LESSON WHEN I CAN QUICKLY TEACH HIM A LESSON /AND/ GIVE PEOPLE [and me] THE SATISFACTION OF PUNCHING HIM??? WIN/WIN???
@thepigeonqueen
HE HAS SO MUCH BLING THO….DO U KNOW HOW MANY DAMN PIERCINGS THE BOI GOT

anonymous asked:

Senpai, any good skk fic to share??

I’ve already made a list here but I’mma add some more because I lurked some more because I’m a thirsty loser but we all know that so

- Anything by tumblr user shizuos tbh. I can’t believe I forgot her last time she’s one of my goddesses but I assume u all seen her in the skk tag so.  

Sparks Like A Match (Burns Like A Wildfire). UUUUUUUUUUU KIBASIX-SENPAI HOW DID I FORGET ABOUT THIS UUUURRHGGHURHGU INCOMPREHENSIBLE FANGIRLING NOISES. 

- All to call mine. OK I DID NOT KNOW HOW I MISSED THIS FIC IN THE SKK TAG BUT BOI IT WAS HOT I GOTTA TAKE LIKE 3 SHOWERS A+++. 

- La vie en rose. Idk what to say abt this fic tbh it’s so…beautiful? The writing is absolutely breathtaking and I was like damn how did you do it. ALSO PLS UPDATE I WOULD SELL MY SOUL I WOULD SELL MY EVERYTHING JUST UPDATE OH MY GO

-The way you said “I love you” Ok I admit I love protective (and thirsty) Dazai so. Yup. HEAVY BREATHING.

Ah… I Think We’re In What They Call A Hate/Love Relationship. So yeah Dazai and Chuuya share a room. Dazai realizes how perfect Chuuya is as he god damn should and it’s cute and it has Tachihara in it so hell yeah. But at this point I’d just recommend checking the author’s profile in general tbh I rec-ed her twice before. 

- Even god was in tears. Rip Chuuya you can never escape from Dazai tbh but it’s ok that’s how I want it to be BUT PLEASE UPDATE WHY WOULD YOU END IT LIKE THAT RIGHT BEFORE I MAYBE POSSIBLY GET THE R18 I DESERVE.

hello :-) today marks the day this blog was made exactly a year ago on 22nd of December 2015!!  6k+ posts  later here i am!! celebrating my one year anniversary of buingtans!!! i’ll try keep //this// as  short as possible but thank u to eVERYONE who followed me?!? im shOOK i didnt expect to get over 3 followers but thank u so much!! also very big thank you to all my friends/mutuals(some of which i HAVE been following forever [or since the day this acc was made] hehfhdj) , people i’ve talked to etc. since making this blog;; it’s been really fun so far and I am truly blessed to have met such k0ol ppl :^) i hope this blog will have many more anniversaries to come!! [follow forever is below the cut bc this probably will b long lol]

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springdaybybts  asked:

♧😚

you’re my: sofi!!!!!! hello! ur one of my longest mutuals and its so cool that we’ve stayed mutuals for so long… omg… ily!
how i met you: i think?? it was several years ago n we were both Different Blogs back in those days… am i right or am i getting confused omgskjfhs
why i follow you: you’re the sweetest n u reply to some posts i make with really nice things
your blog is: so nice!! and so cute n sweet!!
your url is: perfect how did u get that? its incredible ksjfh
your icon is: so. damn. pretty. it makes me smile all the time
a random fact i know about you: ur a Real Life Angel!!!!!
general opinion: You’re really the lovliest person and youre so kind n caring and you’re just wonderful
a random thought i have: i hope we stay mutuals for a very very long time!!

Mutuals send me “♧“ and I’ll do this!

What inspired Anya

PATROCHILLES BAND AU

pat plays something soft like flute/oboe/clarinet/basically any upper woodwind u want but then ACHILLES he’s like ALL ABOUT PERCUSSION and he is unashamed that he is extremely loud (like SO FUCKING LOUD PAT CAN BARELY STAND IT) and their marching band/football team is the Greeks (rivals w/ the lame Trojans from the other side of town boo Trojans) and although Pat thinks it’s really annoying when Achilles is really very loud but doesn’t say anything bc he also thinks that Achilles is super cute :) and his bff briseis is the only one who knows ;) and one day the entire band goes to like some concert as a field trip but pat and achilles are the only ones who can’t go (pat didn’t have a guardian to sign his permission slip and achilles’s mom doesn’t like him going on school trips because of an accident that definitely didn’t involve a school bus getting lit on fire pfft no what) so they have to stay at school and the sub for band doesn’t really give a shit what they do and just sits in the band director’s office and so when pat and achilles would normally have band it’s JUST theM and pat tries to take the time to practice for an audition for a symphony and expects achilles to be annoying af but achilles isn’t and actually sits off to the side and intently listens and even offers after pat is done to accompany him and pats like ???? Accompany???? This is a classical piece there’s no percussion ???? And then achilles is like “no no no” and rushes over to the piano on the other side of the room and begins to play and it’s REALLY PRETTY and pat wants to tell him that but he’s so mesmerized with looking at achilles that he says “you’re really pretty” instead (!!!!!) and begins to awkwardly fumble over his words and apologize and cover it up but achilles is totally a-CHILL-es about it (haha see what I did there?) and says he doesn’t mind !!! And that he thinks you’re pretty…pretty too, pat !!!!! And would you like to go out sometime, pat !?!?!?!?!
AND THEN THEY START DATING
AND THEY STAY AFTER SCHOOL TOGETHER AND REHEARSE PRETTY DUETS
And one day, after they practiced for like HOURS pat is complaining that his lips hurt from playing so much and achilles is like “I can help u with that wink wink” and they just make out on the piano bench
And from then on pat and achilles make any excuse to talk to each other during band like “oh sorry I’m climbing over the entire section he stole my pencil from my band binder earlier and I definitely don’t have 7 other one in my backpack no I need that one the one that he stole” or “oops we mixed up our sheet music when it dropped on the floor because we were…wrestling. Last night. Just a little rough housing psh nothing’s going on between us why do you ask”
But EVERYONE knows that there’s something going on because they literally stare at each other the entire time like who gives a shit about playing the music ? When u can stare at ur bf the entire time ? Like pat will make sure to get a seat on the end cuz the rows are arranged in a curve formation and he’s able to look back and see achilles play (and it’s more bearable now bc achilles doesn’t need to hit the drums quite so loudly in order to get pat’s attention :’) )
And briseis has to nudge pat every time he’s off beat because he’s staring and he’ll go back to playing for a minute but his eyes will wander again
then one day pat and achilles decide they’re ok with telling people they’re dating and pat’s okay just talking about it when it comes up in conversation (i.e. “Who do u have a crush on?” “My boyfriend”) but achilles wants to brag to EVERYONE about his AMAZING and EXTREMELY TALENTED BOYFRIEND! So he writes a song and asks the bad director @ the beginning of class if he can play his “original composition” and the director’s like “sure why not” and so achilles and like HALF THE BAND begin to play and achilles is crooning a poorly rhymed love song to achilles and everyone’s like “u hella gay 4 each other” and achilles is like “HELL YEAH THATS MY BOYFRIEND U SEE HIM ITS PATROCLUS MY PERfect OTHE RHALF” and pat is super embarrassed but also like “wow hun u should stick to playing other peoples pieces that was absolutely dreadful” and they kiss real sweet n cute and everyone’s like awwww
And LATER IN THE YEAR PAT DOES THE SAME THING BUT TO PROMPOSE TO ACHILLES AND ACHILLES DAMN NEAR STARTS BAWLING LIKE HIS FIRST CHILD WAS JUST BORN AND SAYS YES YES YES OF COURSE DARLING ILL GO TO PROM WITH U and pats just like “u okay hon I just asked u to go to prom with me it’s not like u thought I was gonna ask someone else Jfc we’ve been dating for 6 months” but still hugs/kisses him back

Pick Up Line Meme Part 1

“Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!”

“I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.”

“Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.”

“Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.”

“Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.”

“Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.”

“Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.”

“Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.”

“If I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.”

“I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.”

“If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.”

“I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?”

“Is your daddy a Baker? Because you’ve got some nice buns!”

“There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.”

“Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.”

“If God made anything more beautiful than you, I’m sure he’d keep it for himself.”

“Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.”

“I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?”

“Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.”

“I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.”

“Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.”

“I’m sorry, I don’t think we’ve met. I wouldn’t forget a pretty face like that.”

“My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?”

“Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?”

“Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.”

“I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.”

“Do you live in a corn field, cause I’m stalking you.”

“Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.”

“Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.”

“You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?”

“Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.”

“I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by YOU.”

“I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.”

“Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?”

“I’m not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at your heart.”

“You’re the only girl I love now… but in ten years, I’ll love another girl. She’ll call you 'Mommy.'”

“Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?”

“I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.”

“Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.”

“Hey, don’t frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.”

“My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.”

“Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some Vitamin Me.”

“Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I’ll be your man.”

“Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.”

“Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.”

“For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.”

“You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.”

“Fascinating. I’ve been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I’ve never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.”

“Was your dad a boxer? Cause you’re a knockout!”

“You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.”

“You shouldn’t wear makeup. It’s messing with perfection!”

“If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.”

“Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!”

“I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen”

“I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?”

“If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.”

“Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.”

“Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling”

“Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid? Because green eggs and… damn!”

“Is your dad a drug dealer? Cause you’re so Dope!”

“Smoking is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me!”

“There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look.”

“Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces”

“Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.”

“Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I’d rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.”

“Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!”

“I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.”

“There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.”

“Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!”

“Do you work at Dick’s? Cause you’re sporting the goods.”

“You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.”

“Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!”

“You know I’d like to invite you over, but I’m afraid you’re so hot that you’ll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.”

“Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!”

“If you were a booger I’d pick you first.”

“Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.”

“Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle.”

“If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?”

“If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.”

“Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.”

“I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.”

“Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.”

“You’re kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.”

“Put down that cupake… you’re sweet enough already.”

“You wanna know what’s beautiful? Read the first word again.”

“My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.”

“Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.”

“Hey baby you’re so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what’s your name?”

“I bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.”

“I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.”

“When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.”

“I like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?”

“Baby I might not be Sriracha sauce but, I sure will spice up your life.”

“Are you Jewish? Cause you ISRAELI HOT.”

“You may be asked to leave soon, you’re making all the other women look bad.”

“Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?”

“Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?”

“Hey… Didn’t I see your name in the dictionary under “Shazaam!”?”

“Are you African? Because you’re a frican babe.”

“There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.”

“If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.”

“Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!”

“Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.”

“Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!”

“No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.”

“Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!”

“I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.”

“If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I’d have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.”

“Hershey’s makes millions of kisses a day.. .all I’m asking for is one from you.”

“Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.”

“I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.”

“Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?”

“If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.”

“If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?”

“Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn’t hear you say “happily”.”

“You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.”

“Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?”

“Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn’t ask you how you looked!”

“Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.”

“How was heaven when you left it?”

“Did you fart, cause you blew me away.”

“You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”

“Hey… somebody farted. Let’s get out of here.”

“I didn’t know that angels could fly so low!”

“There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.”

“You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!”

“Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.”

“Is your name “swiffer”? 'Cause you just swept me off my feet.”

“Excuse me, but you dropped something back there" (What?) “This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.”

“Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?”

“Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!”

“If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.”

“You know, Dr. Phil says I’m afraid of commitment…Want to help prove him wrong?”

“Your lips look so lonely…. Would they like to meet mine?”

“Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business.”

“Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?”

“Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?”

“So there you are! I’ve been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!”

“Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”

“Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.”

“You see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I’M cute.”

“The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.”

“Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.”

“(As she is leaving) Hey aren’t you forgetting something? (What?) Me!”

“Somebody better call God, cuz heaven’s missing an angel!”

“Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?”] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.”

“I’m Mr. Right, someone said you were looking for me?”

“Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.”

“If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.”

“Are you Willy Wonka’s daughter, 'cuz you look sweet and delicious.”

“If you were a transformer, you’d be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.”

“Do you remember me? [No.] Oh that’s right, we’ve only met in my dreams.”

“Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?”

“I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.”

“I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?”

“I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.”

“I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?”

“If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U’ and 'I’ together.”

“If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.”

“If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.”

“My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.”

“Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!”

“What time do you have to be back in heaven?”

“Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!”

“Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together?”

“You’d better direct that beauty somewhere else, you’ll set the carpet on fire.”

“Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.”

“[Point at her butt] Pardon me, is this seat taken?”

“Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.”

“Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.”

“I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.”

“Are your parents bakers? Cause they sure made you a cutie pie!”

“Did you go to bed early last night? From the looks of it, you got your beauty sleep.”

“What’s on the menu? Me-n-U”

“You’re like pizza. Even when you are bad, you’re good”

“I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.”

“I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.”

“My friend thinks you’re kinda cute, but I don’t… I think you’re absolutely gorgeous!”

“Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal your heart, and you’ll steal mine.”

“You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.”

“If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard”

“Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.”

“How come you’re not on top of a Christmas tree? I thought that’s where angels belonged.”

“Are you a hipster, because you make my hips stir.”

“Are you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect”

“Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!”

“If you were a tropical fruit, you’d be a Fine-apple!”

“I wish I was cross eyed, so I could see you twice.”

“Are you on Nickelodeon? Cause you’re a-Dora-ble!”

“I don’t know if you’re beautiful, I haven’t gotten past your eyes yet.”

“You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.”

“My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.”

“Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.”

“People call me John, but you can call me tonight.”

“You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart”

“I need a dollar, but I only have 90 cents… do you want to be my dime?”

“Are you a magician??? Because Abraca-DAYUM!”

“You’re so hot, that if you ate a piece of bread, you’d poop out toast!”

“Be unique and different, say yes.”

“Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea.”

“You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.”

“My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?”

“They say dating is a numbers game… so can I get your number?”

“My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.”

“You be the Dairy Queen and I’ll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I’ll do it your way.”

“Pinch me. [Why?] You’re so fine I must be dreaming.”

“if I had to choose between breathing or loving you, I would say “I love you” with my last breath!”

“Ouch! My tooth hurts! [Why?] Because you are soooo sweet!”

“I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but… I’m Batman!”

“You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you’re the bomb.”

“You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.”

“Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin’.”

“When God made you, he was showing off.”

“Are you a Snickers bar? Cause you satisfy me.”

“Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.”

“Is your last name Campbell? Cause you’re “mmmm… good!”

“You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!”

“Baby, you are so fine I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.”

“Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for!”

“You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!”

“Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?”

“Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?”

“I have an “owie” on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?”

“Let’s make like a fabric softener and 'Snuggle”

“I didn’t see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right next to me.”

“Hi, my name is Doug. That’s “god” spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.”

“If I could reach out and hold a star for everytime you’ve made me smile, I’d hold the sky in the palm of my hand.”

“Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?”

“(Put your fingers on the other’s nipples) Hey, here’s (name), comin’ at you with the weather. Can I be your warm front?”

“How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice… Hi, I’m (insert name here).”

“Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that you love me. Right? [NO!] Darn, I always get “love” and “lust” mixed up.”

“Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will always be?”

“When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.”

“Hey baby. You got a jersey? [A jersey?…Why?] Because I need your name and number.”

“Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick 'Do you come here often?’, 'What’s your sign?’, or 'Hello, I’m doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.’?”

“(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?”

“This time next year let’s be laughing together.”

“Is your last name Whitman, because I want to sample you.”

“Let me tie your shoes, cause I dont want you falling for anyone else.”

“On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.”

“Most guys need 3 meals a day to keep going… I just need eye contact from you.”

“Hey baby, I must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!”

“Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaam!”

“I hope your day has been as beautiful as you are.”

“Do I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend.”

“Is your father Little Caesar? Cause you look Hot 'n Ready.”

“I could use some spare change and you’re a dime.”

“I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, Give me yours and watch what I can do with it.”

“Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?”

“Excuse me, I don’t want you to think I’m ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.”

“Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?”

“Hey, don’t I know you? Yeah, you’re the girl with the beautiful smile.”

“Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?”

“I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?”

“I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!”

“I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.”

“I think I can die happy now, cause I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.”

“Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?”

“If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?”

“I sneezed because God blessed me with you.”

“Is it hot in here or is it just you?”

“Nice to meet you, I’m (your name) and you are…gorgeous!”

“So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?”

“I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!”

“Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.”

“Were you arrested earlier? It’s gotta be illegal to look that good.”

“Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.”

“What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?”

“What’s that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it’s not coming off!”

“Wow! Are those real?”

“I blame you for global warming… your hotness is too much for the planet to handle!”

“You are the reason men fall in love.”

“Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.”

“You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!”

“You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!”

“If you were ground coffee, you’d be Espresso cause you’re so fine.”

“You better call Life Alert, 'cause I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up.”

“You’re single. I’m single. Coincidence? I think not.”

“You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look really bad.”

“You look like my third wife. [how many time have you been married?] Twice.”

“You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.”

“You should be someone’s wife.”

“Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.”

“Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?”

“I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.”

“Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!”

“You’re so hot you would make the devil sweat.”

“If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.”

“Hi, I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?”

“Girl, if I were a fly, I’d be all over you, because you’re the shit!”

“There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!”

“Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?”

“Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.”

“If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.”

“Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?”

“You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.”

“You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.”

“Are you a tamale? 'Cause you’re hot.”

“You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.”

“Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)”

“Do you bleach your teeth? 'Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let’s go prove it.”

“Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.”

“Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart!”

“Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.”

“Baby, you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.”

“Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.”

“You’re hotter than Papa Bear’s porridge.”

“I hope there’s a fire truck nearby, cause you’re smokin’!”

“If it weren’t for that DAMNED sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.”

“How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh… you just look hot to me.”

“I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.”

“(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!”

“You are a 9 - you’d be a perfect 10 if you were with me.”

“Excuse me, I’d like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.”

“You’re so hot, I bet you could light a candle at 10 paces.”

“I can’t believe I’ve been here the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find 'The One’, all I have time to say is “good bye”.”

“Hey baby, you’ve got something on your butt - my eyes!”

“This isn’t a beer belly, It’s a fuel tank for a love machine.”

“I don’t know you, but I think I love you already.”

“Here’s the key to my house, my car… and my heart.”

“If we shared a garden, I’d put my tulips and your tulips together. (tulips = two lips)”

“Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.”

“If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery…I would chose winning the lottery…but it would be close…real close…”

“Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!”

“See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.”

“You’re hotter than donut grease.”

“Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.”

“Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?”

“If you were a burger at McDonalds, you’d be McGorgeous.”

“Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.”

“If you could put a price tag on beauty you’d be worth more than Fort Knox.”

“I must be dancing with the devil, because you’re hot as hell.”

“Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark, you still seem to shine.”

“I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.”

“If you were a steak you would be well done.”

“It’s dark in here. Wait! It’s because all of the light is shining on you.”

“Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.”

“Do you have any raisins? [No] How about a date?”

“Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.”

“Is your name Katrina? [No, why?] 'Cuz baby, you rock me like a hurricane!”

“Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.”

“Is your body from McDonald’s? Cause I’m lovin’ it!”

“Are you a microwave oven? Cause you melt my heart.”

“Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?”

“Are you a girl scout, cause you tie my heart in knots.”

“You’re so hot, I could bake cookies on you.”

“You look beautiful today, just like every other day.”

“Let’s play Winnie the Pooh and get my nose stuck in your honey jar.”

“When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.”

“If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.”

“Is your car battery dead? Because I’d like to jump you.”

“I’m lost. Can you tell me which road leads to your heart?”

“Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.”

“It’s a good thing I wore gloves today. Otherwise you’d be too hot to handle.”

“Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.”

asking nerd!calum to tutor you would be a piece of cake. he’d already be head over heels for you so he’d play it off cool and say “sure” and give you a date as to when you could come over. stereotypically, he wears glasses and formal clothes every fucking day and he doesn’t change out of it until he showers at the same time daily or goes to sleep. skipping to the point, lets say you aren’t a virgin but he is and with his hopeful thoughts, he’d lose it to the hottest girl in school - you. so he searched for some joggers quickly and took his shirt off but kept his glasses on and when you fucking answered the door you kind of just holy fuck. he takes you to his room to get started and you’re like “you’re just helping me study why’re you wearing this” and he goes pale and kind of stutters “i-i don’t know i just feel comfortable m-make yourself comfortable” and he looks at you and you look back like can i scoot closer to you and stuff bc you were known as a cuddle so he was like “y-yeah” and you did and I SWEAR TO GOD HE COULD BARELY CONTROL HIMSELF WITH UR HEAD ON HIS SHOULDER LOOKIN CUTE AS SHIT and you looked at him and said “fuck this” and kissed him and it took him a sec to realize shit shes makin out with me and he kissed back and things escalated VERY quickly, and he thanked god his parents and sister weren’t home. your shirt was on the floor and he whispered “god damn you’re so perfect” and if this doesn’t actually fucking happen i don’t know what would you smiled at him and kissed him and the both of you took your pants off anD U KINDA LOOKED AT HIM LIKE i didn’t know you’d be this big and he nods like “i know” and lucky for you, you had a condom (idk why tho) and he’d roll it on and slide into you, and he felt really good. you could have sworn he’s the best you’ve ever had. you soon came and so did he and he was sooo glad you were his first, and that “tutoring session” wasn’t your last with him, and you guys soon turned into something much more.

anonymous asked:

so im kinda new to your tumblr, but so far its 10/10 i mean ILLYRIANS AM I RIGHT. while people in this fandom generally love these tiny cute brutes, i think most focus on rhys (which, honestly, i dont blame them he is a darling) but we wanna talk about the others as well!! basically, i was just wondering why you love cassian so much (i do too), but maybe you could explain why you think he is the best. damn. thing. to happen since sliced bread

ANON

ANON U CANT ASK ME THIS KIND OF THING DONT U KNOW THAT I HAVE ZERO CHILL

OH GOD

oh god i get to rant about my bby bat this is glorious.

I loved him from page one, with his smirk and cocky grin AND LONG HAIR(men with long hair do things to my heart) and like, i thought it was it he’s cocky and has bravado to spare BUT NO.HE IS SO PERFECT I WANNA CRY but ok. I am calm.

when they are in the house of wind and he tells the story of his life i strted wondering how could such a perfect bby bat live a life(a childhood) such as that and not grow up to be a lil shit but theN, THE MOMENT WHEN HE LOOKED AT RHYS WITH SO MUCH LOVE THAT FEYRE, EVEN IF HE BARELY KNEW HIM WNATED TO TAKE HIS HAND I WAS GONE AND DEAD AND CRYING MY EYES OUT. and god when he says that he is just a bastard thorugh and through it killed me BBY BAT UR SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT ILY.

 i have many feels about cassian have u perhaps noticed.

He cares so damned much about his family(HE STILL FUCKING REMEMBERS THE FIRST WORDS RHYS’ KOTHER SAID TO HIM, be still my heart AND HE FUCKING LOST HIS MOTHER TWICE) HE PROTECTS EVERYONE he protects feyre(with HIS WINGS WHY MAN) and azriel(we arent going to talk about it or im gonna cry for the rest of eternity) and like in the extra when he tells nesta that he would shatter everybone in tomas’ body and he says THAT HE WOULD DO IT FOR ANYONE AND I ADMIRE HIM SO MUCH?????? or when he promises her to her to fight again to defend her and her family DO WE WANT TO TALK ABOUT THAT???HE DIDN’T HAVE TO DO IT BUT HE DID mostly bc i think Cassian would go to any lenghts for the ppl he loves and to defen what he thinks is right

AND LIKE WHEN HE WANTED TO TALK TO FEYRE TO HELP HER AFTER SHE SENT THE LETTER TO THE TOOL???? BC HE WANTED HER TO TALK ABOUT IT???AND HE LET HER PUNCH HER WAY UNTIL HER FIST MET HIS SKIN AND HE SMILED AND SAID “IM ALRIGHT”??? I AM NOT ALRIGHT CASSIAN WTF

and when they went to the summer court and he was like “rhys bro dont rob them pls” I WAS LOOK AT HIS. LOOK AT THIS PERFECT TINY LIL BAT and when feyre says they are going to bring the mortalqueens to her faily house hes like “we cant demand that of them” or something like that AND I WAS SPEECHLESS, LOOK AT MY BAT WORRYING FOR PPL HE DOESNT EVEN KNOW YET.

AND WHEN HE RILES RHYS UP AFTER THE MATING BOND????like they fought, cassian could have let rhys be but he knew he needed it, so to helo his bro he decided to begin a fistfight, and he might be stronger than rhys, but its still no walk in the park BUT HE DID IT BC IT WAS WHAT HIS BROTHER NEEDED

HE STILL FEELS GUILTY FOR WHAT HAPPENED WITH OR, AFTER 500 FUCKING YEARS and he keeps playing buffer to shield a from being hurt I JUST NEED HIM HAPPY OK

he freaking mourns the ppl he kills his battle, he feels sick for what he HAS TO DO AND HE IS SOMEONE WHO GREW UP FIGHTING AND TO BE A WARRIOR BUT HE HAS SUCH A BIG HEART

AND BEFORE HYBERN HE WAS WOUNDED AND HE DIDNT SAY A WORD ABOUT IT, HE WAS LIMPING FFS, BUT THEY ALL HAD A WORK TO DO AND HE WOULD NEVER LEAVE HIS FAMILY TO FACE SOMETHING ALONE, HE WOULD ALWAYS PROTECT THEM.

WHICH BRINGS US TO HYBERN AND HOW HE DIDNT EVEN THINK BEFORE TURNING TO SHILED AZRIEL, HE JUST DID, BCi might joke on the fact that he is ahorny lil bat, and he is, but his first and most important instict is to PROTECT, HE FUCKING TRIED TO GET HIMSELF TO CONSCIOUSNESS FOR NESTA(mateeees) and when he regains consciousness he looks AT FEYRE AFTER HER ACT WITH THE TOOL AND HE UNDERSTANDS bc really he is so intelligent and he can read ppl so easily ONE WOULD THINK THAT HE THICK AS A BRICK SINCE HE IS THE WARRIOR CHARACTER BUT HE CAN READ FUCKING NESTA, WHICH IS SOMETHING THAT NOT EVEN HER OWN SISTER CAN DO, HE UNDERSTOOD THAT FEYSAND WERE MATES BEFORE THEY DID, HE HAS SUCH AN ABILITY TO SEE THROUGH PPL AND HE DOEST USE IT AGAINST THEM, BUT TO HELP THEM IN EVERY WAY HE CAN IF THIS ISNT A PERFECT LIL BAT I DONT KNOW WHAT IS