okay just hear me out guys
i have three ways wally isn’t dead okay just stick with me on this denial train
1. another pipe burst. he said he’d quit if that happened.
2. sammy found out he lost his keys again. he said he’d be fired if that happened, and as we know from chapter two, it did.
3. some other really Weird thing happened and he’s like “yeah no I’m gone byee” and he LEFT and is NOT DEAD and EVERYTHING’S JUST GREAT RIGHT NOW GUYS