why are they doing this to meee

  • Me, singing Man Up: Time to man u--SAL TLAY KA SITI A PLACE OF HOPE AND JO-man up!!-AND IF WE WANT TO GO THEREEE WE JUST HAVE TO FOLLOW THAT WHIIITE B- time to !! - heavENLY FATHER WHY DO YOU LET BAD THINGS HAPPEN? -sal tlay ka sitiiiii- did you get my t-MORE TO THE POINT, WHY DO YOU LET BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO MEEE?- sal tlay ka sitiiiii, we got y- I'M SURE YOU DON'T THINK I'M A FLAKE- maan upppp!- BECAUSE YOU CLEARLY MADE A MISTAKE! - turn it off!! - I'M GOING WHERE YOU NEED ME MOST: ORLLAAAANNDDOOOOO! ORLANNDOOOOO!- we will listen to the fat white g- mY TIME TO, TIME TO, NOW IT'S MY TIME TO TIME TO- but hasa diga ebowai- NO TIME TO, NOT TIME TO, NO NOW IT'S TIME TO TIME TO-- huuh!- I'M IN THE LEAD FOR THE VERY FIRST - time tooo!- I'M GOING WHERE THE SUN ALWAYS SH- time too!- GOT TO STAND UP (ahhh) GET MY (ahhhh) FLIPPIN CAN UP, IT'S TIME TO,,, TIME TO,,, MAN UP!-- SAL TLAYYYY KA SITTTIIIII (hey ya ya)- SAL TLAYYYY KA SITTIIII-(HEY YA YA)- 'LANDO ORLANDO (SAL TLAY KA SITTIII)- I'M COMMINNGG (MAN U-) ORLAN-- (turn it off!)- SAL TLAYYYY KA SITTIIIII- IT IS TIMMEEE TOOOO- I still have maggots in my scrotum !!!!

Adrinette Month Day Twenty-Seven

Who’s staying up too late doing Adrinette prompts still? Meee… Why is that? Wedding dresses. I mean, Marinette would probably design her own, but would she go strictly one style or another? I know it’s popular in the fandom for them to have a small wedding with close friends and family, but I also think the rest of her family might come in (or try, but how many people are in the Dupain-Cheng family idk. We know of her Uncle, and mentions of her Grandma in the Special so /shrug). Obviously, I probably just need to work on clothing design in general. At least today is the last day.

I probably could’ve skipped trying to color too… takes too much time for me.

Now… gonna sleep for an hour or something.

The signs and their usual thoughts

Aries: T U R N  U P

Taurus: wat

Gemini: what if I was in a horror film??

Cancer: hungry

Leo: WAT

Virgo: well shit. what am I supposed to do?

Libra: (literally ANY song)

Scorpio: help

Sagittarius: why did they show a slight change of emotion what did I do

Capricorn: aaaaaaAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Aquarius: (wake me up) WAKE ME UP INSIDE (cant wake up) WAKE ME UP INSIDE (SAVE MEEE)

Pisces: (ponders lifes questions)

Natasha walked into the living room with a bowl of popcorn. She nearly dropped it when Tony glanced at her and then promptly stuck his leg up in the air.

“Pay attention to meee,” he whined, waving his foot back and forth.

“No,” she answered immediately. “I just came in here to watch trash TV.”

Tony huffed and drew his leg back down, scowling as he returned his attention to his tablet.

Natasha had to struggle not to laugh. It would only encourage him.


Bruce came in, and Tony’s leg went straight up again. Natasha mashed a handful of popcorn into her mouth to muffle her laughter.

“Bruciiiieee,” Tony whined, waving his foot back and forth. “Pay attention to meee!”

Bruce looked deeply unimpressed and slapped his foot when it came a little too close to his face. “Seriously?”

Tony gasped, bringing his leg down and clutching at his foot with a wounded expression. “Why don’t you love me?”

“I do love you,” Bruce deadpanned. “It’s why I choose to still live with you despite your feline quirks.”

Natasha crammed another fistful of popcorn into her mouth when Tony brightened at Bruce’s answer. This was way better than trash TV.


She only noticed Clint came in because she saw Tony’s leg go up out of the corner of her eye.

“Pay attention to–” Tony began, then screamed.

Natasha whipped around, hand going for a knife, only to pause when she saw Clint had grabbed the feline’s ankle and had used the grip to raise his butt up off the couch.

Clint laughed, only a little hyena in it, and dropped him. “Careful what you wish for, Stark. Man, I’m starving.

Tony looked horrified. “I’m not edible.”

“You’re right,” Clint agreed. “No meat on your bones. Just a skinny little kitty.”

Natasha threw her knife at him before Tony could pitch a fit and claw his face off. “Leave. I am watching Real Housewives.”

Clint shrugged, giving Tony a pat on the head that had the feline hissing and reaching up to fix his hair. “Fine, fine. I’m going.”

“Asshole,” Tony muttered to himself.


Thor breezed through, booming, “Shield brother, I will give you attention later! For now, I am going to see Lady Jane. I am taking her out to sup!”

Tony grumbled and sank lower on the couch, crossing his arms petulantly. “No one wants to pay attention to me.”

“At least Thor acknowledged that he’d pay attention to you later,” Natasha offered.

The feline somehow sank lower. Natasha wondered if it was true that cats were made of water.


“I’m just sayin’ that if the Dodgers wanna be fuckin’ sellouts then I’m rootin’ for the Mets.”

“Why would you say that when you know it causes me actual, physical pain?”

Natasha glanced at Tony from the corner of her eye.

Tony perked up, ears twitching. He peered over the back of the couch at where Bucky and Steve were bickering, and waited until they were closer before he threw his leg up again.

Bucky yelped and tripped as he jerked away from him in surprise, taking Steve down with him. “Shit!

“Ow Bucky what the-!”

Natasha actually felt sad as she watched Tony slowly draw his leg back down and start to curl up against the back of the couch. Even Tony had described Bucky as ‘a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.’ He was even more skittish and anxious than Bruce. And Tony was very good at making himself feel like shit. This wasn’t very funny anymore.

Before she could say anything, though, Bucky was back up on his feet and reaching over the couch to drag the feline into his arms.

Tony squawked, flailing, and accidentally kicked Steve in the face because he hadn’t stood up all the way yet.

“Ow fuck–WHY.”

“The leg,” Bucky answered.

Steve stared up at him in confusion and just a hint of betrayal. “What does that even mean?”

“He was doing the leg,” Bucky repeated.

“So you decided to just fucking knock both of us over because Tony wanted attention?!”

“The leg startled me,” Bucky muttered petulantly.

Natasha slowly grabbed some more popcorn. This seemed to be going… okay?

Bucky scowled. “If you don’t want to cuddle with us, you can just say so.”

“I’m gonna cuddle the shit out of both of you,” Steve snapped back at him.

Tony made a vague sound of confusion and concern as Bucky turned and walked away, still carrying him.

“You wanted attention and you got it!” Natasha called after him.

“Is that what’s happening?” Tony asked, still confused, before Steve leapt into the elevator after them and the doors closed.

Natasha reached for more popcorn and, because she was all alone, made a sad sound when she realized it was all gone.

Heya it’s Ri! This is the one I wrote by mistakenly reading an ask… RFA reacting to MC who says that her turnoff feature is her narcissism… humor ensues lolol

Hope you like it~! <3</p>

–R.I.

CHATROOM – TRUTH OR DARE

Seven: Hmmm.. I pick YOOSUNG!! Lololol dare or dare?!

Yoosung: Stop picking on meee!! I’ve already had to do 6 dares

Yoosung: -angry sticker-

Zen: Why don’t you ask MC? She hasn’t had a turn yet

Yoosung: What?! Now you want to bully MC too? I won’t let you! It’s okay, MC, I’ll take the dare for you…! >__<

Seven: lololol

Seven: if it’s MC, then she can choose truth ^0^

Yoosung: WHAT?! That’s so unfair!!!

Yoosung: -angry sticker-

Jaehee: It’s not good to keep getting angry at such a young age, Yoosung.

Jaehee: It is already a blessing that you have avoided working for Mr. Han. I do hope you have a lively youth, rather than an angry one.

Zen: Hah? What the heck is an angry youth?

Seven: you.

Seven: LOLOLOL

Jaehee: … I apologize. I must be tired from work. I must excuse myself at once.

Jaehee has left the chatroom.

Yoosung: -crying sticker- I feel bad for Jaehee… She has to work so much!

You: I agree… :(

Seven: TRUTH~ OR~ DARE~ MC?!

You: Oh. I thought I managed to avoid that…

Seven: lololol NOPE! So, what will it be?

You: Well, I don’t want to take any videos of myself screaming at strangers like Yoosung had to, or prank call Jumin’s (intimidating) dad to seduce him… so, truth?

Yoosung: OOH I have a question, can I ask?! What would you say is your least desirable feature? The biggest turnoff about you?

You: Haha, probably my narcissism

Yoosung: ?!

You: Yeah, my friends are constantly irritated by how I’m always looking at myself in glass reflections or mirrors instead of listening to what they say. Not my fault that I’m so much more appealing than their conversation topics, though, seriously!

Zen: OMG! I’m not the only one who does that??

You: And I somehow always end up late for things because I end up looking at myself in the mirror for too long…

Seven: PFFT! Seriously? wtf

Yoosung: …. So, next question?

You: Oh! But you can’t blame me! I just happen to look beautiful. And it’s much better to love yourself anyway, right?? Haha

Yoosung: MC… next question…?

Zen: I totally agree with you, MC!

Yoosung: -crying sticker- Next questionnnnn??!

BEHIND THE SCREENS:

Yoosung

  • He is CRYING.
  • He just wants to move on with the topic already
  • I bet you all he’s secretly masochistic and wants to be bullied some more in Truth or Dare lololol

Zen

  • “This girl totally gets me!!”
  • Agrees with what you say completely (but he’s actually talking about himself)
  • You guys text each other all the time about how others are just really jealous of your looks.
  • He loves how you understand him so well (even though you’re talking about yourself)

Jaehee

  • Shocked to read your rant about yourself when she returns
  • ???!
  • “Since when was MC this kind of person?!”
  • Probably spat out her coffee in Jumin’s face.

Jumin

  • N/A
  • Sorry, his face just got spat on.
  • Jaehee SHRIEKS!!
  • “OHMYGOD, MR. HAN. I AM SO SORRY ABOUT YOUR FACE!”
Dating Sirius Black Would Include...
  • About 3 billion inside jokes
  • That no one else would understand
  • Not even the guys
  • Secret butt grabs
  • In the hallways
  • “SIRIUS!”
  • “It was an accident.”
  • “Your hand is still on my ass.”
  • “It’s still an accident.”
  • Flirty winks
  • Sexual tension you could cut with a knife
  • Wherever you two go
  • Being named “Hottest Couple”
  • Both of you being incredibly smart
  • And the few times you decide to study
  • You do it together
  • Which means a LOT of distractions
  • “Why aren’t you paying attention to meee?” in a whiny voice
  • Which is also incredibly cute
  • Him switching your quill with a charmed one
  • That can only write I love Sirius Black and Sirius Black is a hot piece of ass over and over
  • Him getting firmly poked with this quill
  • Finally managing to focus
  • Except he starts gently kicking you under the table
  • Finally giving up on studying and going for a walk instead
  • Him getting detention a lot
  • You sneaking him out of detention a lot
  • How, you ask?
  • A different method every time.
  • Maybe charming the professor into a deep sleep
  • Maybe sneaking in with James’ cloak of invisibility and sneaking him out under there
  • I don’t know man
  • You’re a very original person
  • You come up with a lot of ways.
  • Him picking you up around the waist a lot
  • All the time

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anonymous asked:

Sometimes I get kinda sad because I realize that dark probably has no idea what a meme is and when you ask him for memes he would have several tabs on his computer that say "what is a meme? How do I get one? Are memes free?" And so on but he would try his best to find the funniest one for you

aw! that’s oddly adorable. i love it! 💛

dark probably pronounces meme wrong to begin with, he probably says it like ‘meee meee’. dark’s also the one who would send you about 12 memes in a row at 4 in the morning and all he has to say is just ‘did i meme right?’ lmao

pandita-kunnohoneydays  asked:

y si lo dejamos en que ink es abue contrabandista que olvida "casi" todo? yo sí lo vería así xD

¡Sep! De hecho seria cómico algo así:


Ink: Psst Psst Little Print!



Splat: wu? Heya Abu-


Ink: Ssssshh!! What do you want today? ewe You know i can give you everything!


Splat: Inkcream!


Ink: *Ink entrega helado de tinta a lo contravandista* You haven’t see meee~


. ~*~. ~*~. ~*~. ~*~. ~*~. ~*~. ~*~. ~*~.


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Ink: What do you want little Print?! :D


Splat: Uuuhh…. A hug? C:


Ink: Wwwwaaaaa so cuteeeee! But seriusly what do you want? ;9


Splat: o3o Hmmmmm… An aquarelle cake?


. ~*~. ~*~. ~*~. ~*~. ~*~. ~*~. ~*~. ~*~.


Después de repetir el proceso en la reunión unas 7 u 8 veces por que Ink se había olvidado que ya le había contravandeado cositas y dulces a Splat


Ink: ERROR YOU FREAKING B*TCH! *¡¡¡Kapaoooooo!!! Mega golpe en la carota*

Error: WTF?!?! YOU STUPID SHORTY!!!! WHY WAS THAT!!?!?!

Ink: BECAUSE IN THE PAST WEEK IN THE MORNING YOUUUUU DESTROY 10 AUS WHEN I WAS SLEAPING YOU TRAITOR!!!!!

anonymous asked:

So modern au/ domestic like after Eliza and Alex split, because of reasons pip has hard time falling asleep because it's Alex's turn to have him. And Thomas manages to lul Pippy to sleep. Pip starts asking for Thomas and suddenly that casual fuck is a casual pseudo-parent

PURE
thomas has no idea what to do with this small person nor why they like him so much like-
‘Alex why is he clinging to meee???’

Your Fault!: Mingyu

“ Y/N!” Dino exclaims happily before hugging his friend.

“ Hiya~” She said before the boy let her in. Her eyes travel around the room until she spots her boyfriend sitting on the couch.

“ Baby~” Mingyu coos as Y/N gives him a greeting kiss. He feels himself blush slightly as Y/N sits on his lap.

“ What are you doing?” Mingyu asks before wrapping his arms around the girl’s waist.

“ Just sitting.” She replies innocently. Mingyu bites his lip as Y/N adjusts herself on him, her ass brushing roughly against him.

“Why don’t we watch a movie?” She suggests. The boy hums absentmindedly, trying to ignore his hard on. Just as Y/N is about to get up, she hears a strained moan from behind her. Then she feels it, Mingyu’s hard cock against her ass. Y/N gets off him suddenly, whipping around to look at him, she bursts into laughter.

“ Don’t laugh at meee!” He whines helplessly.

“ How can you get turned on by me sitting on you!?” She giggles.

“ IT WASN’T MY FAULT THAT YOU WERE SQUIRMING AROUND ON MY CROTCH WITH THAT PERFECT ASS OF YOURS.” Mingyu exclaims. The two hear laughing from the other room and Mingyu looks down in embarrassment.

“ I’m never going to hear the end of this one.” He mumbles as Y/N breaks into laughter again.


So this was supposed to be posted yesterday, BUT I forgot I had a performance so I never got around to posting it! 

-RI<33
omf tho i loved performing…monster was a perfect choice of music

Let’s talk about “THE PART” in The Front Bottoms songs:

- Jim Bogart “AND TODAY WE CAN DO SOMETHING THAT WE NEVER DONE BEFORE”

- Flashlight: The harmonies are the end holY SHIT

- Summer Shandy: “WHEN SHE ASKS ME WHY THEY CALL ME BRIAN INSTEAD OF STEVEN”
(honorable mention to the guitar solo)

- 12 Feet Deep: “WE ARE SOOOOOOOOO PUNK”

- Laugh Till I Cry: “The whole time sleepin’, IN THE CHAIR RIGHT NEXT TO MEEE”

- Historic Cemetery: GDPs rap honestly

- The Feud: “Homemade mashed potatoes, biscuits, and gravy”

- Father: DAT TRUMPET

- Funny You Should Ask: The verse where he yells “COME ON CHELSEA SPEAK A LITTLE FRENCH FOR ME”

- The Beers: Matt’s drumming honestly

- Be Nice To Me: “YOU SAY IM CHANGIN, sorry I DIDNT KNOW I HAD TO STAY THE SAME. Could we talk about this later, YOUR VOICE IS DRIVING ME INSANE”

- The Plan (Fuck Jobs): The entire first verse

- Plastic Flowers: “OK everybody shut the fuck up a minute…”

- Lone Star: “I AVOID USING TRADITIONAL TECHNIQUES”

- Wolfman: The whole thing imo

- Twin Size Mattress: “SHE HOPES IM CURSED FOREVER TO SLEEP ON A TWIN SIZE MATTRESS IN SOMEBODIES ATTIC OR BASEMENT MY WHOOLLLEE LIFE”

how to be infj 101
  • _infj: i really want to have a gorgeous body, being tall and all that, and read 10000 books, and write 100 novels, and draw like chiara bautista.
  • _infj: *writes down her goals in her journal, boasting about how great she will be* this day! today is the day for a fresh start! the day that i will change and do something for me
  • a few months later
  • _infj: *didn't lift a finger to achieve her goals because procrastination at its finest* why me? is it that hard to have something that i really want? why is life betraying me? why?
  • _infj: *takes out her journal* ok! this is the day! i have my to-do list! today! yeah! let's go! FIGHTING!
  • one year later
  • _infj: *whining while watching some tv show about the power of hard working and stuffing her face with popcorn. in other words, still doing nothing*
  • _infj: why meee? why is it so hard to achieve something I want? why? am i not good enough? why others can do shit and not me?
  • _intp: because...hard work?
  • _infj: but i work just as hard
  • _intp: i hate you
Exo reaction to having to give their son a “talk”

anonymous asked:

exo (current members) wife telling them to give their son the “talk” because she found condoms in their room.


Suho: *Wife throws condoms on table* “Found these in his room”

Originally posted by suhomysuho

Wife: “Talk to him” Suho: “Noooooo why meee….yeah okay I’ll do it”

Originally posted by sorenkingsley

Xiumin: He never seen his wife so angry before, she was really pissed off about the situation. Their son walked into the room “Whats going on?”.  He immediately looks at his son catching his son attention with his face expression then looking down at his wife hands which is clenching the shit out of the condom box *GIF*

Originally posted by ohyaahkkaebsong

D.O: *Wife tells him about the situation*

Originally posted by ky-ngsoo

*Sees son* “BOY DIDN’T I TELL YO STUPID ASS”

Originally posted by mybeasvocalbangseveryone

Lay: He had everything planned out already, he knew exactly how his first “talk” with his son was going to be. It was going to be a calm “Father to son” talk.

Originally posted by laygion

But then his wife gives him the idea talk she wants him to have with their son and lets just say it makes him rethink his whole plan. *Listens to angry wife explain the kind of “talk” she wants*

Originally posted by lobbu-lobbu

Chanyeol: Him and his wife was having a talk about the problem, then all of a sudden his wife starts glaring with vicious eyes in the direction behind him. He turns around and sees his son standing behind him.

Originally posted by xxzygfrtgrgrgfh

(Pretend D.O is the mother) “RUN SON RUN!!!”

Originally posted by parkchanyeolieoppa

Baekhyun: *When his wife finally shows him the condoms she found in their son room, the ones shes been fussing about the whole time and he realizes it’s the ones he gave to his son*

Originally posted by mickyawesomnessninja

Kai: *Wife sends him in the room to talk to their son* “If mom ask, tell her we talked about it”

Originally posted by jonginization

Chen: *Son walks in the door* *GIF*

Originally posted by dyo-soo

Sehun: *Tries to brighten the mood by making a little joke to his wife* “See the size, sure their not mines…*Wife: “Sehun”*…no…okay…”

Originally posted by exo-reactions-imagines


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Wilfred, oh Will… the perfect cold and aloof prince in public, and someone who likes to tease and loves his freedom outside of it. The lines over how he can’t be free in Philip but he can here is hurting meee, especially because it reminds me of his route dammit 😢

Look at how natural he is when escorting the MC, LOL. Masa and Koju and Yukkin, learn from Will 😂
And he apologizes to MC because they involved her in that… whole fiasco… oh my god why is he so sweet sighhhh now I remember why I like him best after Ed lol

And Claude being a mother-hen and… does he look this good in BMP? Why do I feel like he looks better here? LOL