why anyone can look so beautiful

Let’s start a new superstition

On my walk in the woods today I came across this beech tree and I almost cried.

It’s such a gorgeous old tree, with such a smooth and elegant bark.  I don’t understand why anyone would carve their fucking name into it. First of all, it;’s bad for the tree - it’s the tree’s skin, and it can introduce infection and fungus into the flesh of the tree and give destructive insects a foothold.

It’s so beautiful, and I want to see it whole. Why the actual fuck would anyone find a beautiful tree like this and think, “Carving my name into it would look nice”? No. Fuck no.

I’m angry.

So I think we should start a new superstition: Carving your name into a tree will incur loads of bad luck. Or, alternatively, the forest spirits will follow you around and torment you. Or earth witches will copy your name down and perform a mega-curse on you.

⊱simple introduction starters⊰
  • ❝what are you doing here?❞
  • ❝you're going to hurt yourself, let me help you.❞
  • ❝why are you staring at me?❞
  • ❝if you didn't want to talk to me, you could've just said so.❞
  • ❝i think you dropped this.❞
  • ❝here, i'll pay for that.❞
  • ❝so i assume you're the one everyone's talking about.❞
  • ❝that outfit looks nice on you, where'd you get it?❞
  • ❝why are you doing this?❞
  • ❝so that looks dangerous... want to try it?❞
  • ❝you're going to do WHAT with WHAT?❞
  • ❝can you help me grab this?❞
  • ❝don't talk to me until i've had my coffee. thanks.❞
  • ❝that was possibly the weirdest thing i've ever seen.❞
  • ❝you have the prettiest smile i've seen all day.❞
  • ❝do i have anything on my shirt?❞
  • ❝are you waiting for an interview too?❞
  • ❝is this seat saved for anyone?❞
  • ❝i've never been here before, it's beautiful.❞
  • ❝do you know the directions to (location)?❞
  • ❝so how long have you been working here?❞
  • ❝how many of those have you had?❞
  • ❝i'm not suppose to talk to strangers.❞
  • ❝you'll be ok, i promise.❞
  • ❝can you hear me?❞
  • ❝i think you're on my foot...❞
  • ❝i guess you're stuck with me 'til the elevator starts working.❞
  • ❝could you POSSIBLY get more annoying?❞
  • ❝i have several questions, first off WHY?❞
  • ❝why would you do that?"
  • ❝i think that guy is giving you a weird look.❞
  • ❝hey are you ok?❞
  • ❝do you live here?❞
  • ❝are you third-wheeling too?❞
  • ❝why are like this?❞
  • ❝who did this to you?❞
  • ❝who told you that?❞
  • ❝why are you following me?❞

listen like….lance being the first one to step up & comfort keith is real cute for a lot of reasons, but just in terms of lance as a character it makes me so emotional cuz like!! you can see he does it because he actually cares and not because anyone asked him to. everyone is looking at him like they know he’s the only one who can get through to keith––which in and of itself is a beautiful thing. but what makes me really emo is that he doesn’t even notice everyone watching him….he’s just looking right at keith and steps up totally unprompted because he cares!! and everyone can see that, everyone knows that he’s the emotional support of the team which is why they all look at him that way, and yet he doesn’t know––he doesn’t even know that’s the quintessence of the blue lion, he doesn’t know how important that is, he’s just genuinely that good & caring and gOD wow i love lance so much ok

anonymous asked:

dan is so beautiful and anyone who disagrees is lying. like have you seen that boy? he has slight curves and a soft face and his lips jesus christ. and gorgeous long legs and he has a little bit of a chub tum. everything about him is so soft yet he can go from holy shit to aww it literally two seconds and he looks gorgeous in literally everything.

i thought this answer needed some visual representation

like this is just a random liveshow screenshot?? hOW??

WHY WHY WHY yOU knOw what this is dOIng to us bOIIIIII

phil lester: photographer extraordinaire

fOr fUCk!!!!!

my heart is soft :(((

tHE squISHieST bOYe???

the purest human :((( 7 hours of training a week looks good on him

eXCUse mE????

he deserves all the happiness in the world :(( i’m so :(((

gOD

this entire panel was a blessing for our eyes

i will nEVer be over this. eVER.

more denim jacket dan 2kforever pls :(((

fRECKles???? so good man :((((

i would die for him

gLoRiouS. stUnNinG. what is existence honestly


truly, what have we done to deserve him. i need to lie down.

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D A D D Y.

DACRE IS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL HUMAN BEING, I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW ANYONE COULD HATE HIM! HES AN AMAZING ACTOR, HE’S SUPER FUNNY, SWEET, CHILL, AND SUPER DOPE. IF ANYONE COMES AT HIM, THEY CAN COME AT ME FIRST CAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHT TO HATE HIM AS THEY DONT ACTUALLY KNOW HIM, SO WHY JUDGE? MMK.

Kiss Me Instead. [m]

smut // Junmyeon thinks there are much better and worthwhile things to do that going to dinner.

Junmyeon is a charming man, and you are not a resilient woman.

“Let’s say here, mh?” His voice bounces against your neck, sending chills down your body.

“Why?” You ask boring your eyes into the mirror, his lips were marking their spot against your neck.

“Because we’d end up doing this anyway,” he said. “Let’s not wait”

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Final Goodbyes

Originally posted by tomshollandss

Pairing: Tom Holland x Reader (female) 

warnings: slight nsfw 

summary: y/n is tom’s friends with benefits but she craves more 

a/n: hiii sorry its taken me so long to post, ive had this but i was going to make it longer but tbh i like the way i had it end because i want to be a multiple part series?? but please let me know what u think!!!! also the italicized part in the beginning is a flashback! 


Tom drowned a shot after shot trying to get the image of (Y/N) in her short skimpy dresses. She always made the simplest pieces look like something a goddess would wear. Tom watched the neon lights hit her face while she swayed to the music, she was simply so beautiful.

A guy drunk off his ass began to put his grimy hands all over her, (Y/N)’s face turned straight into discomfort. The girl that was enjoying herself and swaying to the music just a minute ago, was began to shake from fear. Tom was sickened, how could anyone do that to a woman?

Tom made his way over to the two, pulled (Y/N) behind him. “Can I know why you’re bothering my girlfriend?” His fist curling, getting ready for a fight with a complete stranger. The guy said a snide remark about her ass, and Tom completely lost it. He threw one hard punch at the guy and pulled (Y/N) out of the club. He was livid and extremely horny from watching her hips sway to the music all night.  

The sexual tension in the car was all the up to the roof, they both had sobered up from Tom’s scene. She was biting her lip; nearly drawing blood from it. Tom’s hands were slowly turning white from gripping the steering wheel.

When Tom pulled into his driveway they both jumped out of the car and ran into the house, Tom pushing her against the wall and crashing his lips into hers. They were slowly stripping each other down, both weren’t thinking of the consequences of them sleeping together. They were just going to blame the alcohol in the morning. 

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Do You Need Me? Part 2 Kai Anderson Smut

Pairing - (OC?) Kai Anderson/Reader

Warnings - Smut, lack of proof reading

Word Count - 1990

Summary - Kai shows you how much he really does need you

A/N - So this is sorta a mixture of those two requests, kinda angsty, very smutty. I actually can’t get enough of Kai, he reminds me of my philosophy professor who I like love, but minus the blue hair and Trump mania lol. Anyway, enjoy mdudes and yeah, request more stuff! I can write what ever character you want, so long as I watch the show/movie:)))

Originally posted by light-up-light-up

It’d been a few days since your incident with Kai, and despite him momentarily reassuring you that you were a valued member of the cult, you quickly went back to being wary of your usefulness within it. Kai had yet to let you do any actual work for the cult, including him not allowing you to kill anyone yet; the closest you had come to murdering anyone was when Kai had everyone nail gun RJ. You were beginning to grow sceptical of Kai’s intentions with you. Why was he keeping you around if he wasn’t letting you take part in any of the actual dirty work. Despite her death, you were secretly jealous of Meadow in the fact that at least she actually did something for the cult. It seemed like everyone had. Apart from you.  

Kai had begun to keep you at his side at almost all times since what happened between you, although, the two of you hadn’t had sex, or even spoken about the prospect of having sex, since then. Despite this, you could practically slice the sexual tension when the two of you were together. There didn’t need to be any spoken initiation of you and Kai desperately wanting each other again; just one look at one another and you could tell. You didn’t want it to be like this though. You were angry at Kai. You were angry at him for treating you like a child; watching over you all the time; hardly ever letting you go out by yourself; never letting you do any of the dirty work. You were angry at him for having sex with you, and but a couple of days later having sex with Meadow to manipulate her into shooting herself. You were angry at the way he was manipulating everyone. Was he doing the same to you? You’d seen how he had manipulated the others, what he said to Meadow and Ivy. You thought it was only a matter of time before he tried the same with you.

You and Gary were in the basement, sat on the sofa. “Gary?” You asked timidly. 

“Hm?” He replied, preoccupied with watching the video of the latest of the cult’s murders. “Do you think I’m really needed here? Like, Kai doesn’t let me do any of the actual work, and I’ve seen how he manipulates people…Do you think he’s doing the same to me?” You say quietly. Gary turns to face you. “Of course you’re needed here, y/n. I think Kai’s just trying to protect you.” He smiles. “Why would he try to protect me? I’m in a cult that murders people! If he wanted to protect me he never would’ve brought me into this!” You say, anger hinted in your voice. Just as Gary was about to reply, you look up and see Kai at the bottom of the stairs. 

“Leave us, Gary.” He says and Gary nods, getting up quickly and almost running up the stairs. “Kai…” you begin, not knowing how to explain yourself. “I’ve already explained this to you y/n. Your time will come.” He says, walking over to sit with you on the sofa. “I know, Kai. It’s just-” “y/n, a larva bee has to shed its skin to become the queen. It can be painful, but the dark must prevail to bring forth the light. And you burn brighter than anyone.” You state at him, dumbfounded as to how he can say this to almost everyone else and still have the gall to say this to you. You slap him, hard, across his face. “I can’t believe you would say that to me. You don’t think I’ve heard you say that before? To Ivy? To Meadow? Don’t try it on me Kai. I can see you don’t need me here. You just keep me around, as some play thing you can manipulate!” Kai stares at you, smiling. “You really do shine brighter than anyone.” He says. You roll your eyes and get up to leave when he grabs your wrist and pulls you back onto the sofa, your skirt coming up in the process, leaving it basically around your waist. “Don’t touch me, Kai” you warn. “You want me to touch you though y/n, don’t you?” To be honest, you really did. The sex you had with Kai was the best sex you’d ever had, and the heated tension between the two of you now was turning you on so much. “Kai, don’t. I’m done with this and I’m done with you. It’s like the only reason I’m here now is so you can get your dick sucked. Especially now that Meadow’s dead.” You spat, venom dripping from your words. “No, little lamb” he said, his hand creeping up your thighs. “Kai…please don’t do this now. I’m angry at you!” “Can’t you see, y/n? You’re the most important person in this cult! You make me happy…” he smirks, he hands crawling higher up your thighs, dangerously close to the hem of your skirt. “You don’t really mean that, Kai” you mumble, growing quiet from the dirty thoughts he caused to race through your mind. “I do, little lamb.” He says softly, his hands finally reaching your panties. He rubs your clit lightly through the material and you sigh, arching your back slightly at the contact, making Kai smile at you. “Stand up” he says, pulling his hand away, causing you to pout. You get up off the sofa, your skirt still dangerously short from when he caused it to ride up earlier. “Walk over to the mirror” you begrudgingly, silently, walk over to the full length mirror in the corner of the room.

“Look at yourself, y/n.” He says, walking over to you. “You’re so beautiful. How could you not be the most important member? How could I make anyone else but you my queen?” He says, wrapping his arms around your waist when he reaches you. You look at you and Kai in the mirror. You watch his hands slide up your bare stomach and reach the hem of your red crop top. “Why do you insist on wearing these outfits, little lamb. You know what they do to me.” He purrs in your ear, slipping his hands under your top and playing with your tits underneath it. You can feel his hard on pressing onto your ass and you lightly grind on it, while slowly slipping a hand down underneath your skirt and inside your panties and onto your clit. Kai pulls our shirt over your head, leaving you in your bra, skirt and panties. 

He turns you around to face him and then he pushes you against the wall, kissing you deeply. You moan into the kiss, causing Kai to pull your skirt and panties down in one swift motion, while you quickly took off your bra. You suddenly realised that Kai was fully clothed, while you were stark naked. You tug at his shirt, trying to get him to take it off. You pull away from the kiss “Kai, please” You pant, out of breath from the kiss. “No, little lamb. Not yet. Let me show you how important you are to me.” He purrs, picking you up. You wrap your legs around his waist, gently rubbing your naked core against him, desperate for some friction there. This makes Kai chuckle slightly. “You really are desperate today, y/n.” You hum in agreement and he gently places you down on the sofa, spreading your legs over the edge. He kneels down in front of you, admiring the sight before him. He groans quietly and you lean back against the sofa. “You’re so wet y/n…” he mumbles, gently running two long fingers along your glistening cunt. You moan loudly at the contact, throwing your head back against the back of the sofa. “That’s it y/n, show me how  good I make you feel” He says, slowly working the two fingers inside your pussy, his other hand working on your clit. “Mmm, Kai, please!” You beg, desperate for more. His fingers get to work quickly inside you, causing your hands to fly up towards your nipples, playing with them lightly. Kai keeps fingering you, pushing you closer to your orgasm. You moan loudly as you feel it approaching, and as you do, Kai pulls his fingers out of you. You look down at him, eyebrows furrowed in confusion. “Wha-” You look down to see Kai had taken his shirt off and had lowered his face so it was level with your cunt. He suddenly flicked his tongue over your clit, making you buck your hips towards him. He chuckles against you, his breath against your hot pussy making you desperate for more. “Please Kai!” you beg. He runs his tongue up and down your slit before finally settling his lips around your clit, his tongue continuously flicking over it while his fingers delve back inside you. Your hands grab at his hair, pulling at it lightly, making him groan against you. After what feels like seconds, you cum, and Kai laps up all the juices dripping out of you.

“Oh my God, Kai” you pant, breathless. “We’re not done yet little lamb.” he says, getting back on his feet and swiftly pulling off his pants and boxers. His rock hard cock slaps against his stomach and you instinctively go to grab at it. “No.” He says firmly, grabbing your wrists in his hands, laying you on your back against the sofa. “This is about you, y/n” he whispers in you ear as he slowly climbs on top of you. You can feel his firm cock against your sensitive pussy, and it drives you crazy. “Please Kai, I need you!” You moan desperately. Suddenly, Kai slams into you, your arms flying around his neck as you practically scream his name, sure that everyone above you can hear. This makes you cover your mouth, embarrassed that they could hear you. Kai removes your hand from your mouth. “Let me hear you, y/n” he grunts, drilling into you, making your tits bounce up and down on your chest. You moan with every thrust, feeling your cunt get tighter and tighter around Kai’s cock as you grow closer and closer to your second orgasm. You feel Kai twitch inside you, signalling to you that he too is close. “Kai, please cum inside me! I’m. So. So .Close!” you moan, stopping between words as he relentlessly ploughs into you. This drives him over the edge, and with one final thrust, he shoots his seed deep into you as you come around his big cock. “Mmm, Kai” you pant, breathless, looking up at him through hooded eyes and thick eyelashes. That sight makes him desperate for round two, but he can see how tired you are. He places a gentle kiss on your forehead before pulling out and getting dressed again. 

You slowly pulled on your clothes and sat on the edge of the sofa with Kai. “Y/n, you have to know that I really do need you here, with me. I promise I will let you do more work, you just have to trust me, ok, little lamb?” He says, taking your hand and looking deep into your eyes. Something about the way he looks at you makes you believe every word he says. “Ok Kai, I trust you.” You say. “Good girl” he says, pulling you onto his lap as you rest your head in the crook of his neck, drifting off to sleep. If only you had seen the way Kai smiled down at you, showing that he really does need you.

Blackwatch Genji x Mercy NSFW

A little side-note… feel free to scroll past all this if you want. This is my first publication on this blog, I am very shy about my work but figured I should give it a try. This story is just a small excerpt, if people like it maybe I’ll look into writing longer stories. I really hope whoever is reading this gets some kind of joy out of it… my blog is quite new but a follow or share would REALLY help. Thank you so much.

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Backstory:(Time-Period: Uprising in King’s Row) A few days ago Genji had pleasured Mercy in secret in the locker room after a training session with Tracer, this was a random act and Mercy had no idea Genji had such feelings for her. 

It had been two days since the incident with Genji in the locker room… It plagued Angela’s thoughts every waking- and sleeping moment. She could hardly focus at work, and while adrift in sleep she could only think of those glowing red eyes and expertly skilled fingers. She had admittedly tried to touch herself in the privacy of her own room several times, but they could never satisfy her or bring her to the climax like Genji could. Her inner devil begged her to go back and satisfy her wild fantasies.

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i’ll never understand why midoriya is described as “plain” or “average-looking” or “unattractive”

it’s like

are we even looking at the same person?

his eyes are so passionate

look at him!

he’s so cute like c’mon

he’s so expressive and beautiful and i’m so confused

how anyone can possible think of him as unattractive?

he’s so frigging cool

and this is only a small fraction of all the amazing moments he has

i’m just in awe at how amazing and attractive and enjoyable he is

he’s encouraging and amazingly strong both mentally and physically

how on earth can anyone call him “plain-looking” when he’s so beautiful?

Why people should stop looking to cure Autism.

Autism is what makes me who I am, it’s what makes me different and unique from others. I see the world much more differently then others, I see the world the way it should be seen. I deal with problems other people may not have but then I succeed at things others couldn’t do. I live my life happily and proud.

Now in 2017 Autism is way more recognised then it was years ago. More and more people are being diagnosed. Because it’s now more known, there are less and less negative opinions towards it. You’ll still get the odd stupid person using Autism as some sort of insult but now Autism is way more accepted and loved. I feel lucky to have Autism because I have gotten to know other aspie’s and I have become apart of such an amazing community.

Autism should never be seen as an illness or a disease, because it’s not. Instead of searching for a cure for something that is no harm to anyone, why not search for a cure for Cancers, Alzheimer’s, Diabetes, AIDS? There are people out there who are dying and can do nothing to stop it. Let’s look for cures to save them, to make them better. Let’s not try to cure something that is so amazing, so wonderful and so important. People with Autism are smart, kind, lovely and beautiful.

If you have Autism, embrace it! You are special, unique and wonderful ❤️💛💚💙💜

Saying They Love You (Suicide Squad x Reader)

Summary: Members of the Squad express their love for you.

Floyd Lawton (Deadshot):
It’s when you’re agonising over something, probably. Whether you’re lacking in confidence on that particular day, or Zoe’s mother makes you feel inferior, Floyd won’t stand for someone he loves thinking badly of themselves.

He’ll tell you flat out that he loves you in the middle of one of your self-hating rants, and catches you by surprise. All you can do is grin. 

Rick Flag:
It’ll be first thing in the morning, when you get up and haven’t really awoken to the day.

You’ll be doing something trivial, like brushing your hair or pouring orange juice, and he’ll just be leaning against the counter or door-frame staring at you.

You’ll laugh at him and ask is there something wrong, and then you notice he’s a bit teary. Genuinely worried you stop whatever you’re doing when the “God I love you” kinda falls out of his mouth.

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anonymous asked:

Why hate M? Why adore Cait?

In order to hate or adore anyone, I’d have to know that person well and they would have to do something for me to have such strong reaction. Bear in mind that these are celebrities and we know nothing about them save for what they share on SM and the publicity surrounding them. My thoughts are based on my interpretation of how they represent themselves.  I put no one on a pedestal. Never have and never will. Not even the people in my RL. People are complex and full of flaws but that is what makes them human.

Based on my interpretation, they are very different people with different life experiences and goals. I am honestly curious about M – for someone who bills herself as an actress and who has been in a movie with M.Streep, you’d think that she would capitalize on such exposure and focus on building her career, even if her talent is mediocre. This one does not come across as particularly bright/articulate in interviews or memorable on screen. I have not read any praises of this person from people who worked with her or people who know her who do not have an agenda. All we have are random people who have supposedly met her and think she’s all that BUT her SM record shows otherwise. You only have to go to her IG to get a glimpse of her lifestyle. Sure, IG is about self-promotion but how one promotes oneself is also salient. Take a look at her IG and decide for yourself. This is not about shaming/hating. Given the objectification of women and how people like the Kardashians who have no talent or self-respect can rise to such height of popularity, why should anyone care about another talentless ‘actress’ who has done nothing noteworthy? Ask yourself why this person is now so talked about and given publicity? Is it based on talent? Grace? Intellectual capacity? Philanthropy? Advocate of social justice/women’s rights?

Let’s get real: showbiz is crawling with beautiful (natural or plastic) and talented folks. Hard work, talent, connection, and opportunities play a part in propelling a person’s career forward. I see all that in Cait. When I watch her on screen or read articles about her, I see a woman who has worked very hard in sexist and ageist industries to have two successful careers: modeling and acting. She seems to be a consummate professional. Everyone who worked with her and crossed her path testified to her character. This is not to put her on a pedestal but to emphasize her diligence and work ethics. She got somewhere because she worked for it. Not because she trolls a fandom, post innuendos, self-objectify, and more. And there’s her philanthropy, which I don’t need to go into. She also seems to have good politics, especially on women’s rights, which I support. She does not need to capitalize on her sexuality on her SM or public appearances to be noticed. Sure, she won the genetic lottery but she does not flaunt it unnecessarily. We have countless photos of her without makeup, in bathrobes, with glasses, and more, and she looks just as beautiful as she does when she is all glammed up. Ask yourself why she has been overshadowed in OL promotion lately and if that is justified. She has been promoting it and promo is hard work but what is the most talked about topic lately in relation to OL? Sam and his personal life. There is so much internalized patriarchal values when it comes to associating Sam primarily with OL; sometimes I think people forget that Cait is also the star of the show. It has always been about Sam, Sam, Sam. She works as hard as him but OL might as well be a Sam Show. And now Sam adjacent is claiming the space. For doing nothing. Nothing.

It’s not about hate or adoration. It’s not that simple.

Sentence Meme - Fluff Version
  • “You can kiss me as much as your heart desires."
  • “I just want to get away with you.”
  • "Put down that cupcake... you're sweet enough already."
  • "Now come cuddle with me."
  • "I think you're beautiful."
  • "I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?"
  • “I’m so happy I have you.”
  • "Someday I'll pick up the courage to ask you on a real date."
  • “You know, sometimes I wonder why you like me.”
  • "You're as cute as a button."
  • "Hey, don't frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile."
  • "Was this meant to be a date?"
  • “How am I supposed to concentrate when you’re kissing me?"
  • "Can you just hold me?"
  • "You look beautiful today, just like every other day."
  • "I have no desire to run away with anyone else in this whole world than you.”
  • “You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me.”
  • "Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?"
  • "I want everything with you."
  • "I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February."
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For anyone wondering why Pink Wishes is my favourite set: the descriptions.

🌸 Kimi noticing that Nikki has trouble with stilettos, and designing cute (the cutest) shoes for her
🌸 Kimi taking the time to create more items for Nikki, such as the fluffy cape, because she can’t JUST gift her shoes
🌸 Kimi designing a dress for Nikki to wear on her birthday, so beautiful and elaborate that a skilled team had to work for HOURS to make it
🌸 Kimi forcing said team (*cough* the ENTIRE Apple Apparel Group *cough*) to work AROUND THE CLOCK so that her girlfriend can look pretty in this new dress
🌸 Kimi deciding that a simple dinner will not suffice to show off how pretty Nikki looks in her new dress, and instead begins planning a ‘Grand Celebration’ for her princess at none other than the headquarters of the AFAG

(BONUS 🌸 All the members of the AFAG other than Kimi falling asleep during the party because they’d had to pull so many all nighters. Not that Kimi noticed, as she spent the night proving to Nikki that the heels would remain comfortable, even after hours of dancing)

Dating Seokjin (Jin) Includes:

Originally posted by savethepeebees

he’s so fucki n g handsome fuCK

  • Gordan Ramsey up in this biTCH
  • A1 cooking fam sign me tf up
  • “That’s my 6th plate of food Jin,i think it’s enou-”
  • “okay but look at this bomb ass cake I just made tho”
  • Watching Disney movies together and him proclaiming that he’s better looking than all the other princess
  • “I don’t know why you like Prince Eric so much, i’m way better looking.”
  • “babe it’s just a cartoon i’m-”
  • Going out with him in public is dodgy as shit man 
  • Killer visuals attracting a lot of female eyes smh
  • and him destroying anyone within a 5 mile radius with his looks
  • *Sigh* “Being this beautiful can be such a burden”
  • “Jin stfu”
  • At least one dad joke a day otherwise Jin can’t function
  • “What time did the man go to the dentist, Y/N?”
  • “Don’t”
  • “Tooth-hurty!”
  • “fFS”
  • PDA is a no go sorry
  • Y’all were out for dinner with the boys one night
  • and you tried to do some freaky shit under the table with him
  • Jin was nOT having it and gave you a look so intense you decided it was safer if you sat beside Namjoon for the rest of the night
  • okay but real talk Jin can be such a gentleman, opening doors for you and shit
  • and saying the cheesiest pick up lines
  • “Are you African?”
  • “I’m Asian Jin wtf”
  • “Cause you’re a frican babe!”
  • “Delete yourself”
  • He calls you Princess and you call him Jin cause you don’t do none of that nickname shit lol
  • “Aw why can’t you call me Prince or King or something?”
  • “Cause your ego is big enough, Jin.”
  • him trying to make simple domestic activities fun and bond with you
  • and you telling him that if he wakes you up one more time at 6am to get the laundry out of the way, you’ll break his arm
  • Internally screaming whenever Jin looks at you and licks his lips
  • Internally screaming whenever Jin just does stuff cause he looks damn well attractive when he’s doing it
  • the only argument you ever really has is who gets to cook dinner
  • “you always get to cook, Jin”
  • “that’s cause i never burn the stove Y/N” 
  • swinging on his big ass shoulders
  • climbing on his big ass shoulders
  • his big ass shoulders in general tbh
  • pretty sure Jin is a good kisser
  • like I mean, look at his lips damn fine
  • they look so soft
  • lots of little pecks on the cheek and nose
  • lip kisses are slow and sensual aF
  • he lowkey looks like he has a daddy kink. like very lowkey
  • idk man I feel like sex could go two ways
  • either, sweet, vanilla filled missionary sex
  • or straight up frEAKY lowkey 50 shades of grey shit
  • idk man there’s no inbetween
  • the type of man to spend his entire life savings on gifts for you
  • but deadass won’t buy a pencil for the other members bruh
  • squishing his cheeks and telling him he looks amazingly cute until he blushes like crazy
  • so to conclude: iF Y’ALL SLEEP ON JIN I STG HE’S JUST THE BEST HE’D BE THE BEST BOYFRIEND ANYBODY WOULD BE SO LUCKY TO DATE HIM I JUST LOVE
You Deserve Happiness

Pairing: Lucifer x Reader, God!Chuck

Word Count: 956

Warnings: angst/fluff

Requested by anon: Fic where Luci and reader are together, and a rogue angel stabs her with an angel blade so Luci tries to save her but he couldn’t because it’s an angelical injury kind of thing. Reader is brought back by Chuck bc he thinks Luci deserves better?

It was almost dark out and you and Lucifer were walking through the park.  As an angel you found the night sky to be one of the most beautiful things about Earth, next to the humans that populated it.  It was fair to say that you weren’t like the rest of the angels in heaven.  Not only because you actually liked humans, but because you were in love with Lucifer.  It was one thing every other angel in heaven couldn’t understand, and never would.

“[Y/N] why do you like it here,” Lucifer asked impatiently.  “These humans…  They don’t care about you or I.  They hardly care about each other.  Not to mention they’re incredibly flawed.”

“I find beauty in flaw,” you answered simply.  “Humans can change and so can we.  No one is perfect, not you, not I, not anyone.”  You laced your fingers with Lucifer’s, nodding up at the sky.  “Look at all those beautiful stars.  There are too many to count.  Not even I could count them all.”

“Why would you want to,” Lucifer scoffed.  “They’re just gaseous blobs.”

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Hmm, falling for the maid. This could be interesting.

Authors note: I’m not too sure about this one, but it’s been saved in my drafts for a couple of weeks and I didn’t want to delete it. 

WARNINGS: Smut. 


“Y/N” That’s how the last phone call I would receive from a civilian started. “You’ve now got a household to work for. Pack your things and move immediately, there will be a vehicle waiting outside for you”. The man who ran the cleaning company ordered. This wasn’t a normal cleaning company. We worked for the villains, cleaning up their houses, their messes. I was staying in a motel until work was found for me. I packed my 2 suitcases and handbag and as the man on the phone said there was a vehicle outside. A white van. I’m not going to lie, I was scared. I didn’t know where I was going. I got into the van with my suitcases and was blindfolded straight away. “Sorry Ma’am this is….” “I know, it’s not my first time” I cut the guy off. After a 45 minute drive we’d stopped. I was taken to a bedroom. The blindfold was whipped off of my face. Mr J stood in front of me. “You work for me now doll. I’ll let ya get settled in. There are some rules on the desk”. I looked at him. I was shocked to say the least. There in front of me stood the clown prince of crime. As I glanced over to the desk he was gone. I looked around the room. It was gorgeous. Purple and gold, everything looked very expensive. Even down to the door handle. 

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I hate profilers (part five)

Word Count: 1,257

Rating: PG-13

Warnings: mentions of bullying

Originally posted by accio-fan-fiction

omfg his smile kills me not my gif

Y/N fell into a deep sleep with Spencer by her side she woke up only to realize that it’s noon the next day. 

“I slept like a log” she voiced yawning “Saturday already?”

“we never got my new phone…” Spencer chucked

 “are you complaining?” Y/N raised an eyebrow at him jokingly 

“hell no…I’ve dreamt of this day for so long…in fact I think I’m still dreaming” he said

 “you’re not..I’ll prove it” Y/N replied reaching for his arm

 “hey no! don’t pinch me!” he swatted your hand away playfully

 “I get it …I’m not dreaming.. I just can’t believe..”

“oh my God don’t be so cliché!” Y/N jested “I’m not out of your league or some dumb shit like that so don’t say it…”

 “but you are out of my-” and his face collided with Y/N’s pillow

 “that’s it” Spencer said as if a “warning”. Suddenly Y/N felt an irritating sensation on her abdomen followed by uncontrollable laughter. 

“SPENCER STOP I’M SERIOUS IM TOO TICKLISH” you breathed through the laughter 

“say you’re sorry and I’ll stop” he said continuing the playful assault on your sides. 

“I’M SORRY OKAY OKAY NOW STOP” and what do you know he kept his word discontinuing the tickle torture.  

“ugh you’re so gonna pay for that” 

“I’m shaking Y/N really…” he said right before Y/N had his lanky body pinned down continuing the same motions he did only moments ago 

“OKAY OKAY I GIVE UP I GIVE IN WHATEVER JUST STOP TICKLING ME Y/N!”

 “that’s better” Y/N whispered calmly realizing her victory they both settled their breathing before Y/N realized she was still on top of him. 

“I always knew you were a bottom kinda guy” you joked you couldn’t resist making the connection.

“I can be on top!” Spencer blushed feeling slightly embarrassed 

“can you Reid? Can you really?” Y/N continued to poke fun at him “look it’s fine I don’t mind being the dominant one in this relationship”

 “you’re not….wait…relationship?”

“yeah…you’re my boyfriend now …at least I hope so if not last night just got super awkward…I don’t do those sort of things outside of a relationship so..”

“you didn’t do those sort of things at all till me” he said with the utmost confidence 

“you don’t know that” 

“you mean to tell me you’ve been eaten out before even having your first kiss?”

“Okay…no” 

“that’s what I thought” he smirked 

“yeah I know I’m probably inflating your ego right now” 

“not at all”  

“so we’re a couple…” he pointed out

“yeah I guess” 

“but the team thinks we hate each other…”

“yeah..”

“so do we just hide it at work?”

“do you want to hide it?”

“I could do without the teasing”

“agreed” 

“but right now …no one will tease us cause we’re all alone”

“nice observation captain obvious” you laughed

 “whatever shall we do…” he questioned

“definitely not make out” Y/N said

“Oh really cause just a few days ago you expressed how you’d rather kiss “a moldy piece of bread” than make out with me”

“well there’s no moldy bread around so I guess I’m just left with my boyfriend with incredibly soft lips such a tragedy..I really wanted the bread dammit” sarcasm dripping from your voice

He smiled “What?” you questioned 

“This is so cliché….but I just really like the sound of that” 

“of what? That you’re my boyfriend?” he nodded 

“aw Spence you’re such a sap” 

“stop…I’m just happy is all..for awhile there I thought you genuinely hated me…”

“well I’m sorry I certainly didn’t mean to make you feel that way…It’s just anytime I ever expressed interest in someone..I got rejected….so I learned very quickly at a young age to bury those kind of emotions as best as possible…” “what happened”

“how does it usually happen? kids are cruel…” 

“I hear that….wait..YOU got picked on?” 

“you sound surprised…”

“well yeah …Look at you the picture of beauty and brains” 

“I’m not that pretty and certainly not that smart” 

“stop it”

“what?”

“downing yourself…you’re perfect” 

“You think things that happen when you were a kid shouldn’t effect you that much but…it certainly did for me…I’ll always see that awkward chubby thirteen year old girl with tons of acne when I look in the mirror..”

“what happened…if you don’t mind me asking” 

“it’s not even that big of a deal…believe me it’s nothing compared to what you went through in school as a kid..”

“it doesn’t mean it still didn’t hurt..”

“when I was in middle school…” y/n begun “ I liked a guy that didn’t go to the same school as I did so I thought I was safe to write his name all over my notebook how cliché is that.”

“it’s totally normal…”

“anyway another guy with the same first name found it and I guess he was under the impression I had a crush on him..which I didn’t”

“oh” was all that Spencer could say 

“so the week after one of the popular girls had a party she invited me …Girls were so much nicer to me then the boys for some stupid reason”


“They probably liked you” 

“yeah well they had a shit way of showing it…”

 He looked at Y/N to continue her story. 

“well I went to the party all dressed up just doing me dancing hanging out with what little friends I had..and the guy who found my notebook came up to me… and in the most sincere way and pleading eyes he asked if I would go out with him….”

“I can tell where this is going”

“I wasn’t the best at reading social cues at the time but I was also a little girl with a kind heart so I decided to give him a chance…big mistake …so I said yes and his stupid group of friends started laughing their asses off and he looked at me and went ‘Psyche!’and laughed in my face”

“what an asshole” Spencer practically growled. He was fuming how dare someone treat his beautiful Y/N that way.

 “so yeah I guess that’s why I’m like this and you’re my first everything!”

“I can understand not trusting anyone after that…”

“After I got asked out by multiple guys all the time but I never got the courage to say yes cause in my mind it could all be a joke and he’s ready to laugh in my face” 

“Like I said I don’t know why it affected me this long..but I’m over it I am but it’s the reason why I do things others don’t when it comes to flirting or dating..It’s not quite as traumatizing as your stories so I consider myself lucky”

 “you still never deserved to be treated that way. I don’t care how long ago it was.”

“He’s a pot head now and I’m working in the Behavioral Analysis Unit of the FBI so I ended up winning” 

“and you got me now”

“and I’ve got you” 

“now that the sappy emotional shit is out of the way..let’s go get you a new phone”

Spencer smiled he was happy Y/N could open to him like that in such a raw,emotional way. He wanted to give her everything he had in this relationship to make sure that she never thinks she’s unwanted ever again.