why am i in america

I’m slowly falling in love with Tom Holland and there is nothing I can do to stop it…

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chris control your goddamn face you have just gone through an extremely painful super-serum transformation you did not just have the diddly doo orgasm

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Sebastian Stan behind the scenes of Captain America: Civil War (2016)

you could say he found his purpose [x]

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“hi, im dylan minnette and i’m auditioning for the role of guy who has to wear a band aid on his forehead for 75% of the show/film.”

  • One day there’s going to be an Avengers movie without the unabashed wit of Tony Stark.
  • One day there’s going to be an Avengers movie without the caring leadership of Captain America.
  • One day there’s going to be an Avengers movie without the playful innocence of Thor.
  • One day there’s going to be an Avengers movie without the scientific know-how of Bruce Banner. 
  • One day there’s going to be an Avengers movie without the bada$$ery of Natasha Romanoff. 
  • One day there’s going to be an Avengers movie without the simple charm and humor of Clint Barton. 

One day there’s going to be an Avengers movie without them. And I’m not ready. 

Hetalia Countries As Random Spongebob Quotes pt. 2
  • N.Italy: MY LEG!
  • Germany:
  • Japan: Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby, secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secret, secretly
  • England: IT TOOK THREE DAYS TO MAKE THAT POTATO SALAD!!
  • America: You don’t need a license to drive a sandwich.
  • France: I love you.
  • China: Well at least I still have my personality...
  • Russia: Do instruments of torture count?
  • Sweden: FINLAND.
  • Denmark: East? I thought you said Weast!
  • Norway: I hate all of you.
  • Finland: That’s his.....eager face. (referring to Sweden)
  • Iceland: I made it with my tears.
  • Belgium: CHOCOLAAAATTTEEEE!!!!
  • Netherlands: ME ONE MILLIONTH DOLLAR!
  • Greece: She's a purebred.
  • Turkey: How do you spell you're not my friend?
  • Cuba: HAHAHA THAT GUY GOT HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A COCONUT!!!!
  • Canada: The door is locked...and the only way to get out is through.....THE PERFUME DEPARTMENT....
  • Australia: It's not just a boulder...IT'S A ROCK!
  • Austria: Don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else?
  • Prussia: Not until 4:00
  • Hungary: If I were to die right now of some sort of fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend, well that would just be okay.
  • Estonia: Now that we’re men, we have facial hair!
  • Lithuania: Now that we’re men, we change our underwear!
  • Latvia: Hi. I'm very ugly
  • Romano: GO AWAY YOU DUMB, STUPID ANIMAL!
Because I’m a Huge Nerd™, I decided to figure out the Population of students that go to Ilvermorny based on current numbers.

Based on the numbers from Harry Potter Wikia and Google. (The 1/4150 is the ratio of wizards to muggles in Britain, so for every 4150 muggles there is one wizard)

Total Population of U.S.=318.9 million or 3.189*10^8

Wizard Population of U.S.=(1/4150)*(3.189*10^8)=76,843.3

Population of Ages 10-19 in U.S.= 41,731,233

Wizard Population of ages 10-19 in U.S.=(1/4150)*41,731,233=10055.7

American Ilvermorny students~10,056


Total Population of Canada=35.16 million or 3.516*10^7

Wizard Population of Canada=(1/4150)*(3.516*10^7)=8472.2

Population of ages 10-19 in Canada=(3.516*10^7)*10.9%=3,832,440

Wizard Population of ages 10-19 in Canada=(1/4150)*3,832,440=923.4

Canadian Ilvermorny students ~923


Total Population of Mexico=122.3 million or 1.223*10^8

Wizard Population of Mexico=29,469.8

Population of Ages 10-19 in Mexico=21,966,043

Wizard Population of Ages 10-19 in Mexico=5293.0

Mexican Ilvermorny Students=5293

Grand Total Ilvermorny Students≈16,272

nyotalia as memes
  • nyo!america: so i'm sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties
  • nyo!england: cheeky nandos
  • nyo!france: wine mom
  • nyo!russia: eat the flesh of the capitalists
  • nyo!china: doge
  • nyo!canada: mm whatcha say
  • nyo!italy: buy my silence permanently
  • nyo!romano: JOHN CENA
  • nyo!prussia: good shit 👌👌
  • nyo!germany: who is she
  • nyo!japan: oshiete yo
  • nyo!switzerland: ...gun
  • nyo!austria: mozart mashups
  • nyo!spain: iggy azalea freestyle

I’m sort of scared for Avengers: Infinity War because I’m going to actually combust from the overwhelming amount of characters being in one movie.