why am i in america

SCREAMS

I HAVE UNLOCKED A CONSPIRACY

AIGHT SO I’VE ALREADY MADE COMPARISONS OF AIZAWA TO BUCKY BARNES AS YKNOW A JOKE

BUT IN DOING SO

I REALIZED

ALL MIGHT IS JUST REVERSE CAPTAIN AMERICA

skinny steve–>buff steve–>captain america

all might–>buff might–>skinny might

this realization has made me question everything

I’m slowly falling in love with Tom Holland and there is nothing I can do to stop it…

2

“hi, im dylan minnette and i’m auditioning for the role of guy who has to wear a band aid on his forehead for 75% of the show/film.”

10

Sebastian Stan behind the scenes of Captain America: Civil War (2016)

Hetalia Countries As Random Spongebob Quotes pt. 2
  • N.Italy: MY LEG!
  • Germany:
  • Japan: Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby, secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secret, secretly
  • England: IT TOOK THREE DAYS TO MAKE THAT POTATO SALAD!!
  • America: You don’t need a license to drive a sandwich.
  • France: I love you.
  • China: Well at least I still have my personality...
  • Russia: Do instruments of torture count?
  • Sweden: FINLAND.
  • Denmark: East? I thought you said Weast!
  • Norway: I hate all of you.
  • Finland: That’s his.....eager face. (referring to Sweden)
  • Iceland: I made it with my tears.
  • Belgium: CHOCOLAAAATTTEEEE!!!!
  • Netherlands: ME ONE MILLIONTH DOLLAR!
  • Greece: She's a purebred.
  • Turkey: How do you spell you're not my friend?
  • Cuba: HAHAHA THAT GUY GOT HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A COCONUT!!!!
  • Canada: The door is locked...and the only way to get out is through.....THE PERFUME DEPARTMENT....
  • Australia: It's not just a boulder...IT'S A ROCK!
  • Austria: Don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else?
  • Prussia: Not until 4:00
  • Hungary: If I were to die right now of some sort of fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend, well that would just be okay.
  • Estonia: Now that we’re men, we have facial hair!
  • Lithuania: Now that we’re men, we change our underwear!
  • Latvia: Hi. I'm very ugly
  • Romano: GO AWAY YOU DUMB, STUPID ANIMAL!
nyotalia as memes
  • nyo!america: so i'm sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties
  • nyo!england: cheeky nandos
  • nyo!france: wine mom
  • nyo!russia: eat the flesh of the capitalists
  • nyo!china: doge
  • nyo!canada: mm whatcha say
  • nyo!italy: buy my silence permanently
  • nyo!romano: JOHN CENA
  • nyo!prussia: good shit 👌👌
  • nyo!germany: who is she
  • nyo!japan: oshiete yo
  • nyo!switzerland: ...gun
  • nyo!austria: mozart mashups
  • nyo!spain: iggy azalea freestyle
Rebelcaptain fic: Take me out tonight (6)

Chapter 1 
Chapter 2 
Chapter 3 
Chapter 4 
Chapter 5 

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Chapter 6: die 

    She woke with a dead arm and a scratchy blanket over her.

    Jyn Erso was used to waking up quickly. From the moment her eyes were open, she would be alert and wary. Being on the run from the Empire didn’t leave many opportunities to relax, so she was always ready at a moment’s notice to run, fight or face whatever else the day might have been throwing at her. But opening her eyes now, she felt warm and groggy. For a second, she couldn’t figure out where she was as she stared at the hard lines of the ship cabin around her.

    Then Cassian’s arm around her tightened.

    He must have taken her jacket off for her and gotten them a blanket at some point, because it was his body she could feel pressed up against her back. His arm looked like it was just casually tossed over her waist, but running a hand down it told Jyn immediately that he was as tense as anything. Even in sleep, they couldn’t completely relax. They would always be on guard, or running from something, never truly free of stress or worry …

    But he was there.

    And she was there.

    Normally they never got more than a day with each other and here they were, still together.

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