why am i explaining that omg

anonymous asked:

Why do you like ferrets so much? I'm more of a cat person, but I also have a friend/neighbor who has a silly pup.

Honestly, I am an all animal kind of guy, but what makes ferrets a lil more unique to me that they are so full of energy and fun! Their anatomy and everything is so interesting, especially how their history and other neat facts about them (did you know they males are called hobs and females are called jills?). I just can’t explain it. Plus they are so comically funny and clumsy omg. Such wonderful personalities! Their war dances are endearing and their pelt designs/colors are so beautiful.

I could go on and on on how amazing they are but i don’t want to spam. :”)

But instead look at these wonderful ferrets!:

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STORY TIME BEHIND HIS FUCKING FACE:

Ok so when it’s my turn to take the picture, I go up and I ask Sebastian what were we going to do for it like “What are we doing, Sebastian? What are we doing?” and he goes:

“I don’t know but your hair looks AMAZING!”

I’m like 8D *internal dying animal noises*

But I keep my cool and I’m like “Thank you! Would you like to touch it?” because this is just a thing that happens so I wanted to offer since he complimented it.

He was like “No but can I just rest my head on it.” and I you’re goddamn fucking right I said yes.

A stronger and far better woman than I might have said no, but I am not that woman.

BUT I DIDN’T KNOW THAT THIS WAS THE FACE YOU MADE, SEBASTIAN, YOU LITTLE SHIT! THIS EXPLAINS WHY THE GIRLS AFTER ME JUST FELL OUT LAUGHING OMG!

He looks so fucking happy laying in my hair though, like I can’t even breathe right now y'all and it’s been HOURS.

This is the man who actually leaned over and took a selfie with me even though the handlers said no.

This is the man who got in trouble for giving too many hugs despite the handlers giving him absolute glares of doom and faces of “WTF ARE YOU DOING SEBASTIAN?! WE SAID NO!”

This is the man who went out of his way to make each experience with his fans work out the way they wanted it to and who did it all with the most wonderful smile on his face.

This man… this absolutely dorky sweetheart of a beautiful man is everything.

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OMG BBC DO YOU WANT TO KILL US ALL HOW CAN YOU SERIOUSLY EXPECT ME TO HAVE INNOCENT THOUGHTS NEVER RELEASE SUCH PICTURES WITHOUT CONTEXT

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BABY 

HE SAT ON THE CHAIR LIKE WITH HIS HEAD TILTED TO ONE SIDE AND MAKING EYES AT MISSY 

Runaway : Jason Blossom Pt. 2

Part One  Part Three  Part Four

request: Omg I just read your jughead imagine and it haves me thinking, can you do a one shot thing of Jason Blossom not really being dead and sneaks into the reader’s bedroom in the middle of the night or something too explain to her why he faked his death (you can make up the reason because I’m not that clever) but yeah it’s just really sad and full of fluff idk I’m weird.

requested by: anonymous

A/N: Can you believe part 2 is finally here??? I can’t, but I am ecstatic to be posting this!! I loved writing the first part, but this part is going to be a little different. It is going to be written in first person!! Hopefully it is loved like the other one. okay, carry on. love you guys. xx, aubree (p.s. part three??)

warnings: fluffy as hell (I am not sorry.) 

word count: 1,802

(gif not mine) gif credit: x

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The next morning was, well, quite easy. I had made sure Jason was hidden before I made my way to my father’s work. I needed to tell him that I was going to be testing out of school and then promptly leaving Riverdale, for good. 

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❧ j.ww | assassin!au

Originally posted by dinochans

pairing; seventeen wonwoo x reader

genre; bulletpointed, assassin!wonwoo, fluff

collab with; @kpop–fics

tags; @lunarjihoon

  • wonwoo
  • you’d think
  • the calm assassin?
  • nOPE
  • NOT AT ALL
  • ok maybe a little 
  • every mission
  • he plans out exactly of what should be done
  • super careful and detailed
  • so
  • when you, just a random ,,, office worker,,,
  • kept getting in the team’s way on an important mission
  • >:((((
  • sorry but that person has to be dead !!
  • before tomorrow !!!
  • but no that didn’t happen
  • the murder mission kept being pushed back
  • he slowly lost his shit 
  • “wonwoo? you okay?”
  • "NO I’M NOT”
  • "wow”
  • honestly
  • his teammates never saw him like this before
  • so they were like
  • ??
  • who were you and what did you do to their wonwoo lol
  • he was always a calm and peaceful guy
  • ironic to describe an assassin like this but really
  • he can stab someone a couple of times with a straight face
  • he’s pretty scary lol
  • but this time n oPE
  • it has always been his ,,,, goal ,,, to do his job and missions cleanly
  • aka without any other person getting injured
  • or involved
  • or whatever
  • but aha 
  • ahahaha
  • ahHAHAHA
  • your oblivious ass kept getting in the way
  • he tried doing his job both at night and in the afternoon
  • also nope
  • you would be working all the time
  • bc you lived down the frickin street
  • and your boss liked you lmao
  • so he always called you back for overnight shifts
  • and you didn’t mind bc the pay was really good
  • but wonwoo is irritated
  • like
  • this whole time, all the team needed to do was to take out your boss
  • he’d done some,,, shady things
  • so
  • he needed to pay the price
  • but every time wonwoo’s team was close to accomplishing the mission
  • f inALLY?
  • NO
  • you came walking in
  • asking your boss something that? wasn’t clear or something?
  • and
  • wonwoo was getting
  • hELLA IRRITATED
  • no matter when he would go,,,
  • you’d always be there
  • it was like you could sense these things ffs
  • meanwhile you were just like
  • "wow the boss is sure getting a lot of visits lately”
  • aka dense as hell
  • your boss noticed
  • that you always came walking in when he was just about to get killed
  • yes, he started recognizing the assassins
  • and he started having ideas of using you as his little protection
  • he knew wonwoo’s team wouldn’t kill any innocent person
  • and no matter how important your own work was
  • you’d get super curious
  • who were all these handsome men???
  • HAHAHHAHA
  • so every time you’d come up with some excuse to go over
  • like you were young and dreamy ok
  • ok
  • your boss was internally so gleeful like oh y/n you’re here!
  • anyways
  • he had a visitor today too
  • standing in front of his desk
  • and,,,
  • he was so cUTE
  • wearing a deep blue suit with…  a beanie?
  • weird combination
  • but it somehow made him even more attractive
  • andd it was your first time seeing him
  • bc the previous times, wonwoo’s other teammates were the ones doing the actions ,,, and failed
  • so
  • normal routine :D
  • “hey sir? my printer broke, is it okay if i use yours this once?”
  • he nods, a little too eager to be normal
  • you thanked him and frowned a little once your back was facing him
  • like um why are you excited for me to use your printer
  • but suddenly you just felt a shadow over you
  • and you turned around
  • and faced the handsome stranger
  • and???
  • he looked so irritated?
  • like
  • what did i do wrong ??
  • is it forbidden to look at you?
  • it kinda was
  • because
  • that would mean you’d remember his face
  • and
  • wonwoo was planning to end the mission today
  • that automatically meant an end to your boss’s life as well
  • but 
  • you
  • were 
  • still
  • IN THE DAMN WAY
  • what you didn’t know tho
  • is that woozi hacked the cameras in the building
  • and all of wonwoo’s team were laughing their butts off
  • because
  • wonwoo? angry?
  • HILARIOUS
  • they could literally see his shoulders going up and down with his deep breathing
  • and
  • wonwoo was so askfhsdkfh
  • he almost took out his gun to shoot you instead of your boss like oH M Y GO D
  • no wonwoo,,, calm down,,,
  • she’s not worth that
  • besides
  • she’s 
  • kinda innocent??
  • no but you kept mesSING UP HIS PLANS
    wonwoo was having an internal conflict with himself lmao
  • he couldn’t take it anymore nd just
  • “sorry, but i think it would be best if you leave this office.” 
  • you looked at him like ???? why ?? i need the printer tho?
  • and your boss just interrupted
  • “y/n, go ahead and use the printer” 
  • and the stranger in front juST PULLED A DAMN GUN OUT & TURNED AROUND & POINTED IT AT YOUR BOSS LIKE HOL THE F UCK U P
  • and your boss pulled out his own gun from his own suit pocket and pointed it @ the stranger like yOU HO LD THE FUC UP TOO
  • “i told you to leave.” 
  • you were literally standing behind the stranger,,,, who was holding a gun,,,,,
  • you were gonna faint
  • and your boss suddenly just changes his gun’s direction to aim it @ you ????
  • you froze
  • and your boss was staring so hard @ the stranger
  • “put your gun down or i’ll kill her" 
  • ??? me?????
  • like omg boss are you stupid or are you stupid 
  • the stranger doesnt know me whY ARE YOU USING ME AS HOSTAGE
  • OFC HE WONT PUT HIS GUN DOWN
  • but yo
  • yoyoyo
  • he does
  • wonwoo lowers his gun
  • and your boss slowly does too
  • but sIKE wonwoo suddenly raises his gun again & shoots your boss
  • who collapses
  • of course
  • and you scream
  • and wonwoo just covers your mouth like shuT UP
  • you were just fucking shaking
  • your legs already gave out lmao
  • wonwoo was literally holding u up while his hand was over your mouth
  • i thought this was business related?
  • what have all these handsome men been doing here then?
  • all to fucking murder your boss?
  • wonwoo slowly removes his hand from your mouth
  • “calm down, i’m not the bad guy” 
  • you were gonna scream in his f aCE
  • but no you saw the bloody mess in front of you and just burst out crying
  • and you passed out 
  • in his fucking arms
  • yay
  • .
  • .
  • when you woke up, you were ,,,
  • ?? home
  • okay what 
  • you jolted upright and started checking your arms for blood stains for some reason
  • it wasn’t like u were the one who murdered someone omg 
  • you noticed a little post-it on your nightstand
  • with a number 
  • and a “i’ll explain. everything’s settled. you’re not involved.”
  • you felt so disgusted like omg you just witnessed a murder
  • do i report it
  • but the note says that everything’s settled 
  • does that mean that they escaped the police
  • or does that mean they discarded the body ,,,,,,
  • you shivered just thinking about it
  • and you suddenly remembered
  • ??? why am i home??
  • you ?? fainted ?? in front of the stranger??
  • how did you get here??
  • does he know where u live ??
  • how ????????????
  • ok you were gonna cry
  • and suddenly there was a knock on your door
  • nOT your main door
  • you meant your BEDROOM door
  • you were this close to passing out again bc YOU LIVED ALONE
  • the door opens by itself before you could even do anything and you squeeze your eyes shut and pressed your palms against your ear
  • “what are you doing?” 
  • eh
  • that voice is familiar
  • you open your eyes and saw the stranger murderer
  • you closed your eyes again like no omg im seeing things
  • “oi.” “y/n.” 
  • he got your name ofc
  • “get out.” 
  • “i’m trying to explain—” 
  • “you don’t have to! i’m not involved! you said it yourself!”
  • wonwoo was shocked at ur outburst like wow
  •  ,,,,, you seemed meek
  • “okay, fine, i won’t talk about it. but are you okay?” 
  • you didn’t speak bc no you were not
  • “look, no one’s gonna hurt you. i won’t, either. i’ll stay outside till you can talk.” 
  • and hell yes he did stay outside
  • like he wasnt usually like this
  • but you were just ,,, so smol,,,,
  • need to protec
  • so that happened
  • you weren’t really upset about your boss’ passing or anything tbh
  • i mean, he did point his gun at you
  • and you two weren’t v close too 
  • and like a few hours later (you slept), you slowly went outside
  • and wonwoo had to stop a smile from spreading on his lips
  • “you better?” 
  • you nod slightly and told him that u didn’t wanna hear whatever happened
  • and wonwoo understood 
  • but he wanted to like
  • make you feel okay
  • bc he knew you were still pretty damn traumatized
  • so the frieNDSHIP SLOWLY BLOOOMS
  • he basically followed you everywhere
  • bc you were scared that someone was just gonna whip out a gun and start a mass shooting
  • and he just ,,,,
  • stays by your side ,,,,,,,,,
  • yep
Congratulations, It’s A Boy!

Requested By Anon.

Pairings: Clint x Reader.


Steve has created a chatroom.

Steve has invited Y/N, Thor, Tony, Nat, Bruce, Clint.

Steve: I am with child

Thor: Congratulations, Steven! I must say I am surprised. I did not think it is possible. I will have to ask Jane about this… Who is the father?

Tony: This explains why you were so cranky today, Cap.

Bruce: Oh my god. Thor, Steve can’t get pregnant.

Thor: But he is with child?

Steve: No, Thor! I’m not pregnant! I am with a child in the training room and I don’t know where he came from* Is what I meant to say. This phone is too small to type properly.

Y/N: Bruce shall we explain where babies come from since Steve is expecting?

Steve: Seriously, which one of you brought a kid to the base? You know it’s not safe!

Tony: Not me.

Nat: Are you sure the baby isn’t yours, Tony?

Tony: What are you implying?

Nat: Oh you know.

Tony: … What does he look like, Spangles?

Tony: NO WAIT HOW WOULD HE HAVE GOTTEN INTO THE BASE, NONE OF MY EXES WOULD BE ABLE TO DO THAT.

Steve: Can one of you please watch over him?

Y/N: Why can’t you watch over him?

Steve: I need to find his parents and Bucky and Sam aren’t doing a very good job.

Bucky has joined the chat.

Bucky: HELP US PLEASE

Bucky: TAKE THIS CHILD AWAY

Bucky: HE THINK IT’S FUNNY TO CHASE SAM AND I WITH SNOT ON HIS TINY LITTLE FINGERS

Y/N: Awww does he have a cold?

Tony: Record it!

Bucky: WE DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO! SOMEONE COME TAKE HIM AWAY!

Bruce: I can’t. I don’t want to risk hulking out. I’ll bring by some stuff for his cold but then I’m leaving.

Bucky has left the chat.

Bruce has left the chat.

Thor: Oh, what’s that?! Loki is back to his villainous ways! I must stop him!

Y/N: No he’s not!

Thor: ARRRGH HE HAS CAST A SLEEPING CURSE UPON ME!

Y/N: Loki is with me right now and he says stop acting like an imbecile.

Thor: OOOOOH! It is all an illusion! AAAAH! Magic! He’s not really there! You have been fooled. A TRICK!

Thor has left the chat.

Y/N: COWARD!

Tony: I would love to babysit but…

Tony: Who am I kidding? I wouldn’t. Bye!

Tony has left the chat.

Y/N: Unbelievable.

Nat: They’re basically kids themselves. It’s actually good they won’t babysit.

Steve: Nat, Y/N? Please?

Y/N: Yeah, okay. It’s just unfair that the rest won’t help!

Nat: Why’s Clint so quiet?

Y/N: I think this is the longest he’s gone without talking.

Steve: You know what’s weird? This kid looks a lot like Clint.

Y/N: You don’t suppose he is Clint’s spawn?

Nat: I would know if it was.

Y/N: Nat and I are at the training room now but Bucky and Sam don’t want us to look after the kid.

Steve: What?! They wanted to get rid of him 5 minutes ago!

Nat: Seems like they’ve bonded with him.

Sam has joined the chat.

Sam: Steve, we’re handling it. It’s okay. We got this. No need for Y/N and Nat to help.

Nat: Then why is he trying to run away from you two?

Sam has added Bucky.

Bucky: Do you really think we’ll just hand him over?! We looked after him!

Steve: The entire time you spent looking after him you and Sam were freaking out!

Y/N: It’s obvious the kid wants to come with Nat and I so just hand him over!

Sam: NEVER!

Bucky: HE IS OURS!

Y/N: GIVE US THE CHILD!

Sam: STAY BACK RUMPELSTILTSKIN!

Nat: You idiots made him cry now! LET HIM COME TO US!

Bucky: FINE BUT BE GENTLE WITH HIM!

Sam: Um. Why did he stop crying as soon as Y/N started holding him?

Bucky: … I suppose Y/N and Nat can watch him until you find his parents, Steve.

Nat: He is so adorable! Seems like Y/N is his favorite out of the four of us.

Sam: :(

Sam has left the chat.

Bucky: I will check in every ten minutes!

Bucky has left the chat.

Steve: I’ll let you know when I find his parents.

Y/N: Wait, did he tell you his name? Because he won’t tell us.

Steve: No. I was hoping you could find out.

Steve has left the chat.

Y/N has left the chat.

Nat has left the chat.

Tony has joined the chat.

Tony: I FIGURED OUT WHO THE KID IS!

Tony: Oh

Tony has added Steve.

Tony: I FIGURED OUT WHO THE KID IS!

Steve: Who?

Tony: IT’S CLINT!

Steve: Go annoy Bruce.

Tony: I’m serious. Seems like Clint was messing around in the lab. Good news: My machine works. Bad news: It’s now broken. It’s going to take me a while to repair it so Clint is going to be stuck like that for a while. Hopefully the effect wears off before I can repair it.

Steve: I really need a vacation after this. I’ll let the others know.

Tony: No! Don’t tell them. We don’t want them freaking out now, do we?

Steve: For the first time, I actually agree with you.

Tony: Shocking.

Steve has cleared the chat.

Steve has added Nat, Y/N.

Steve: How is everything? Is the kid fine?

Nat: Everything is good! He’s with Y/N now and they’re playing with some toys Sam bought him. He adores her so much! He had picked out flowers and gave them to her. I’m dying from all the cuteness.

Tony: I KNEW CLINT LIKED Y/N!

Tony: I mean, looks like the kid has a crush!

Nat: Steve, did you find his parents yet?

Steve: Not yet. We need to name the kid for now. We can’t keep calling him “the kid.”

Tony: MAYBE CLINTON HUH?

Nat: Sam and Bucky have already named him James Jr.

Steve: WHY NOT STEVEN

Tony: WHY NOT ANTHONY

Nat: He is too innocent and pure to be named after you, Tony.

Tony has left the chat.

Steve: good

Thor has joined the chat.

Thor: I wish to hold the tiny human.

Nat: No! You had your chance.

Thor: I was scared! The closest I’ve come to looking after a child is Mjolnir!

Nat: You’re not worthy to hold James Jr, Thor.

Thor: PREPOSTEROUS! I AM THE ONLY WORTHY ONE HERE!

Steve: vision. elevator. me. table.

Nat: He only lets Y/N or me hold him!

Thor: And now me!

Nat: I won’t allow it!

Steve: are you guys really fighting over a kid?

Y/N: YOU PULLED AN ODIN AS SOON AS YOU FOUND OUT ABOUT JAMES JR.

Steve: shameful, really

Thor: WHO IS WATCHING THE CHILD IF YOU ARE HERE, LADY Y/N?!

Y/N: Bucky is.

Thor: WELL IT IS MY TURN!

Steve: I really need a break

Nat: NO. COME NEAR HIM AND WE’LL END YOU!

Steve: is this what Fury feels like when we don’t listen

Thor: Lady Natasha… Why would you say that?

Nat: SORRY BUT OUR MAMA BEAR INSTINCTS ARE KICKING IN

Vision has joined the chat.

Vision: Wanda and I wish to spend some time with James Jr.

Thor: DO NOT WASTE YOUR WORDS, VISION! THEY ARE ADAMANT ON NOT LETTING ANYONE ELSE NEAR THE CHILD.

Y/N: Sure, Vis!

Nat: He’s in Y/N’s room with Bucky.

Y/N: Don’t let him trick you into giving him coffee!

Vision: I won’t. Thank you.

Vision has left the chat.

Thor: WHAT IN THE NINE REALMS!

Steve: if they start fighting I’m going to go crazy

Thor: I WILL FIND MY OWN CHILD TO WATCH OVER!

Steve: please don’t kidnap someone’s child.

Thor has left the chat.

Y/N: Wait Steve did you just imply that you’re worthy?

Steve: NO

Steve: WHO SAID THAT

Steve has left the chat.

Bucky has joined the chat.

Bucky: WHERE’S JAMES JR?!

Bucky: WHY THE HELL IS CLINT NAKED ON YOUR BED?!

Bucky: I TURN AWAY FOR TWO SECONDS AND JAMES JR. IS GONE AND INSTEAD IT’S CLINT FLASHING ME!

Y/N: what are you talking about

Bucky: OMG MAYBE CLINT FELL FROM THE VENTS AND CRUSHED HIM!

Bucky has left the chat.

Nat: I am… confused.

Clint: … Thanks for looking after me!

Y/N: WAIT WTF CLINT

Nat: you’re not saying…

Clint: Yes. I’m “James Jr”. Kinda sad the effect wore off so quickly. I was enjoying spending all that time with you, Y/N.

Nat: YOU WERE LIKE A SON TO ME

Y/N: BUCKY AND SAM THINK YOU KILLED JAMES JR

Nat: THEY WERE PROUD PARENTS

Y/N: HOW DO WE EXPLAIN THIS TO THEM?

Nat: WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TURN BACK?!

Nat has left the chat.

Sam has joined the chat.

Sam: WHERE IS MY SON?!

Clint:

Sam: OH GOD NO WHY

Sam has left the chat.

Clint: So now that I’m no longer a kid.. Would you like to go out later?

Y/N: Your timing is perfect. Really. How many first dates are started like this? None… But yes.

Clint: Oh and can you bring me some clothes, since you know… I am naked. On your bed. Unless you care to join me?

Y/N has left the chat.

Clint: Well, here goes nothing.

Clint has left the chat.

Scott has joined the chat.

Scott has added Bucky.

Scott: Why did Clint just run by with nothing but a blanket wrapped around him?

Bucky: You don’t want to know. The things I’ve seen…

Scott: … I’m going to go now.

Scott has left the chat.

Bucky has left the chat.

dollfacedbunny  asked:

I honestly have odd experiences with centipedes. They're common where I live during the warm season and more than once I have had to shoo one out of my room or run away from one screaming because it just popped up out of nowhere and they're kind scary looking and for some reason, always tend to come out when I am unclothed. WHHHHY TTxTT Why you do this centipede??Would Kaneki be able to explain this?

:”D omg oh no!! I mean they’re probably just looking for food or a place w a good temperature. I don’t think centipedes are inclined to hurt humans! It’s probably just as surprised to see you :”D and was just trying to do its own centipede stuff.
Kaneki explains:

anonymous asked:

Ooohhh omg can you write a supercorp one shot where they're dating and Lena just out of boredom/sheer curiosity tries on Kara's Supergirl attire and Kara catches her in it??!

“What are you wearing?”

The voice behind Lena startles her, and she swears she jumps six feet in the air. Turning, she sees Kara leaning in the doorway.

“Ummm, it’s not what it looks like?”

“Really? Because it looks like you’re wearing my super suit.” Kara smirks, and Lena knows she’s caught.

“Well, yes. I am.”

“Care to explain why?”

Oh, how Lena wishes she had some genius explanation - like that she was testing it’s durability, or that she was trying to come up with new modifications. But alas, she has nothing.

“Well, I washed it.”

Kara’s smirk widens.

“Yes, and?”

Lena huffs.

“And I got bored and I wanted to try it on! Okay?”

She’s shocked when Kara starts laughing.

“You got bored?”

“Yes, now go on so I can take it off.” She feels embarrassed at being caught, and the last thing she wants is Kara watching.

But Kara doesn’t listen, and instead stalks closer.

“You want me to leave?”

“Please.”

Kara’s smirk turns into a pout.

“But I was hoping I’d get to take it off of you.” Her head bends, and her lips nip at Lena’s neck before moving to her ear -  hot breath sending shivers down Lena’s spine. “You look good in my crest.”

And maybe, maybe getting caught trying on Kara’s suit isn’t that embarrassing after all.

anonymous asked:

The more I read about your Decay Sans, the more he sounds less like a fleshed out character and more like someone who wants to Godmode everything and bends over backwards to explain why it's plausible (despite being impossible within the realities of ALL the AU's and Canon)

*LE gaps*

Originally posted by spockvarietyhour

Is that an insult ? Is that some form of hate that I see before my eyes ? Is it the beginning of my precious kingdom ?

I’m going to be clear here. Because I’m pretty sure you’re talking about Paper Crane, rather then Decans.

Paper Crane as is fair share of flaw and is COMPLEX, and I’m not going to start apologising especially since I HIDE information to those that read the story. It is MEANT to be confusing. It is MEANT to think more then go through it at first glance as I hide hint here and there through the pages.

People asks questions that I am more then happy to answer because they are actually INTERESTED about the character more then confused by it.

Dear ‘hater’ I will take those questions as a wonderful compliment as I can see how you attempt to make me feel like trash. Thank you~<3

anonymous asked:

I'm curious about how your personal faves from 1-A would each shut down Mineta in their own special awesome ways!! If you have a chance to write for them, we all desperately need to hear your awesome wise thoughts about these kiddos and the steps they would take! (☞゚∀゚)☞

(I am on cloud 9, this is such a wholesome request! Also, omg, you’re giving me so much freedom by letting me choose my children, thank you! I love so many underrated babs ha.)

Shouji Mezou:

  • Shouji is such a sweet and polite soul. You can bet he’s gotten sick of Mineta’s antics, pretty much like anyone else from the class. But he also doesn’t have the heart to get physical about it with him.
  • He would probably try to have a polite conversation with Mineta, asking him why he’s behaving like that towards the girls, and explaining to him what’s wrong in his acts.

Tokoyami Fumikage:

  • Every time Mineta makes any comment about the girls from their class, Tokoyami just groans and asks him “Can you not?”. He’s so sick of it already he’s holding himself back not to send Dark Shadow after him.
  • He knows that the reverse acts of Mineta’s behaviour will make him uncomfortable, so when he sees the lil dude being inappropriate, Toko sends out Dark Shadow to make some lewd compliments at his address.

Momo Yaoyorozu:

  • Momo had to put up with Mineta’s ogling since the first days of training at UA and she’s getting tired of it. She could easily step on him, but has the human decency to stand up to him verbally.
  • She would have a whole monologue prepared about how degrading the objectifying of women is and how reducing them to only their looks is a low act. She’d shame him in front of the whole class. 

Sero Hanta:

  • If you’re going to annoy one of the biggest pranksters in the class, you’d better be prepared my dude. Maybe Sero won’t always act the moment Mineta opens his mouth, but he’ll surely tape him to random objects when he sleeps.
  • If Sero gets so sick of Mineta’s terrible words and actions, he will straight up tape his mouth shut and turn him into a cocoon of sticky tape. Nobody complains.

Jirou Kyoka:

  • Jirou won’t hesitate to straight up deck him. She’s so tired of his behaviour towards her and all the other girls she will just kick him in the face. Nobody deserves his perverted actions.
  • She can feel the day drawing closer, when she’ll just strangle him with his earphone jacks. “You said you’d let Momo choke you any day? I’ll do it for her.”

A New TMNT Fanfiction One-Shot by CJtheStoryteller

*Story Summary: Sometimes the scariest thing in the whole universe is telling someone how you truly feel.

*Note: This is an Apritello epilogue for the episode ‘The Power Inside Her.’ It’s a companion piece to my one-shots ‘Together Again’ and Torn Apart.’  I like to refer to them as my ‘T&A Trilogy.’  **This story is dedicated to my lovely friend, @ihlni686.

*Disclaimer: I do not own the rights to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles franchise.


Too Afraid

As soon as I step foot inside the lair, I hear the sound of sparring coming from the Dojo. It seems a little late for the guys to be practicing, but things haven’t exactly been normal these past few weeks. Maybe they’re just trying to take their minds off things. Especially after what happened last night.

I don’t even want to think about that …

When I start walking towards the Dojo, something tells me that I should check the lab first. Call it a psychic premonition kind of thing.

I have like this weird sixth sense that lets me know when something’s – Well, off I guess. I don’t really know how to explain it, but I do know better than to question it.

And so, I veer to the left and head straight towards the closed lab doors.

As I climb up the set of stairs that lead to the lab, my nerves begin to get the better of me and I almost turn back.

OMG! Why the heck am I so tense? It’s not like I haven’t gone inside the lab like a hundred times before – maybe even thousands by now. It’s no big deal, right?

Yeah, no big deal. Right. Just to be clear here, I meant those last two lines in the most sarcastic way possible.

Come on, April. Pull yourself together. You’ve got this.

Swallowing down the thick lump that seems to be wedged in my throat, I finally gather up enough courage to knock on the door, but even my knock somehow sounds tentative. Like I’m afraid of something.

In a way, I guess I am …

On the other side of the lab doors, I hear a voice politely granting me entrance and my stomach immediately starts doing a bunch of somersaults.

Even though my intuition told me that Donnie was inside, there was still this naïve part of me hoping – wishing that the lab would be empty.

The funny thing is, the whole reason I‘d come down to the lair was to talk to him, but now that I’m actually here, I’m not so sure talking to Donnie alone is such a great idea.

Maybe that’s because I just about killed him last night . . .

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anonymous asked:

Selena is the name of the Greek goddess of the moon... That explains why u are so beautiful omg

I know I love it!! I love to pretend I am a moon goddess it’s such a confidence boost

anonymous asked:

lol do you really expect anyone to take you seriously when you use non words like "lesbophobia"

Hahahaha omg anon. Ok, this may get a little pedantic, but I am an English teacher and I feel duty bound to explain to you why your statement is absolute rubbish.

First of all, there is no such thing as a “non word,” or at least, you wouldn’t be able to easily recognize a non word if it existed. If I was to present the as of yet dictionary recognized word “hovercar,” and say we live in a world where this is meaningful and perhaps fills a lexical gap (in a time when flying cars have been invented, we’d need a word for it) and the meaning can be deduced, hover and car are both words, put together we understand what it means, then hovercar would be a word. 

There’s a reason why we don’t speak the Olde English of Beowulf. I mean, if Shakespeare was too chicken to use “non words” then 1700 common English words would be missing from our lexicon, including Bedroom and torture. Because we can recognize what the parts of words are and put them together to deduce their meaning, an Elizabethan audience would have heard “bedroom” and concluded that it meant the room where their bed was. 

Words come into popular use because they serve a use that is meaningful and necessarily (i.e. filling that lexical gap). 150 years ago, you wouldn’t have known the meaning of the words telephone or television or atomic bomb because the developments had not yet occurred to make them culturally or socially necessary. Conversely, words that were common a few hundred years ago have fallen out of common usage since they have lost socio-cultural relevance and are thus termed archaic, such as bridewell, horsecoper, and slipshod. 

Now for the word in question, Lesbophobia, we can see why it is very much a word. First, the meaning is easily deducible. Like hovercar, lesbophobia is compromised of two parts, lesbo- which we understand to be relating to female homosexuals, and -phobia which we understand to be fear and hatred of something. It’s not a random key smash but comprised of existing words and suffixes. So, it’s etymologically sound. Now, you might be thinking, we already have the word homophobia which describes fear and hatred of homosexuals. And it is a useful, meaningful, culturally relevant word. However, in today’s society, we find it necessarily and relevant to have a word that describes the particular discrimination faced by female homosexuals, i.e. Lesbians. After all, lesbians, unlike gay men, are oppressed on the axis of their sex and sexuality. They face particular sorts of oppression and hurdles from the difficulties of being a GNC female to dealing with cotton ceiling rhetoric. Thus, there is socio-cultural relevance for the word as well. 

In conclusion, lesbophobia is a word, one which should be taken very seriously as it describes the unique difficulties and oppression faced by female homosexuals. After all, unlike many words in the trans activists lexicon, like non-binary-femme and transmasculine, this word actually makes sense and is not contradictory nor useless. Maybe you should take it up in your community.

Today has been a rollercoaster. Here are my thoughts about the newest episode of MyStreet (warning, this gets long):

NO. I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THAT AARON IS DEAD.

The Ro'meave brothers. I love them. They give me hope.

Zane’s emotions are real. He actually does have a heart.

Why is Kim still possessed?

So Kim and the ghost are friends now?

Ghost love. Its ghost love.

Tatiana the wolf queen.

Lucinda, babe. It’s not your fault. You did nothing wrong. You did everything you could.

Sylvana! Mama bear’s come out. Her daughter needs her.

Someone hug this girl. She looks so tired.

He loved her so much. Aph… it hurts just to watch. But Mama’s here.

So… Aaron’s not dead? A bit relieved. I’ve seen people pull through intestive care. Let’s just hope he’s one of them.

Holy shit his mom is the wolf.

His eyes. He… wait what. Is… is Aph Aaron’s rock? Is she the one who keeps his humanity?! She keeps him grounded!

HE DUCKING LOVES HER. HE ALWAYS WILL.

Does Mr. Lycan approve? I mean… He was only trying to protect his son from getting hurt. He’s not such a dick after all.

THEIR LOVE HURTS. HE WAITED FOR HER.

HE WAS GOING TO PROPOSE. HE… EVERYTHING OH MY GOD. LOVE IS THE MOST POWERFUL FORCE ON EARTH.

Aph, baby. It’s not your fault. You weren’t in control of what you were doing. You were the one who protected him. You showed him love.

She has to lose him to protect him.

Wait what. I feel like Falconclaw isn’t a coincidence.

IT FREAKING HURTS. I CAN’T. KEEP IT ALIVE.

I AM HOPING THE REUNION IS BEAUTIFUL. BEAUTIFUL AND GIVES THEM THEIR HAPPY ENDING.

THE BANDANA. HE WROTE THEIR NAMES ON IT.

He’s so friking pale.

The heartbeat is not comforting.

SHE LOVES HIM. NO MATTER WHAT. I CAN’T. THEIR LOVE IS TOO PURE FOR THIS WORLD.

Ein is either dead or MIA.

HOW ARE THEY GOING TO EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENED. THAT’S GOING TO BE INTERESTING.

SHE’S WEARING THE BANDANA.

Zane, Garroth, Lucinda, Kim and everyone are the best friends ever. Please protect this girl from anymore pain.

Why does she want to learn magic? I mean… in Diaries Aph does have the whole.
OMG SHE WANTS TO LEARN HOW TO HEAL. OH MY LORD.

Wait credits? There’s like… six minutes left. I like the song, though. But there has to be more, right?

Ooo sweet. After credits scene. It’s like a marvel movie.

OH MY GOD. THAT’S TRAVIS’ DAD.

DO THEIR DADS ALL KNOW EACH OTHER?!

Why does Zack look familiar. Daughter? Divorce? I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say that Zack is Aphmau’s dad. Yes? No?

AhH baby Aaron and Travis. Wait I thought Travis’ eyes were green? Why are they gray? … Forever potion? Maybe? I need to know.

OMG THAT’S THE EMERALD. HE HID IT. BABY AARON.

I

I LOVED IT. THINGS ARE WRAPPED UP NICELY. I CAN’T WAIT. I’m really hoping there’s another season? I’m fine if I have to wait a year. If Jess and Jason choose not to continue MyStreet, I’ll be upset, but I’ll respect their choice. I’m just hoping that everything turns out well.

EDIT: THANK YOU JASON. For those of you who don’t know, I follow Jason and Jess on twitter. He just tweeted that there will be a five episode miniseries breaking up season 4 and 5, which will mark the year Aph has to wait. It starts next Wednesday.

Overall, the story was well written and beautifully done. Like I said before. You know it’s a good story when it pulls at your heart and makes you feel emotions.

I remember one time when I casually mentioned that Lauren “looks high” in one interview, and crazy fans came at me telling me to “kms” and to “delete” and telling me that Lauren would never even smoke weed and that she’s just tired because she’s hardworking blah blah.

Of course, being the troll that I am, I didn’t delete my comment. Why would I? I only said she “looked high” because based from experiences, my eyes or my friends’ eyes look exactly the same way her eyes did at that moment. I can’t explain it, but sometimes, there’s such a thing as “high on weed” eyes. It’s not like I accused her of snorting cocaine in Camila’s bunk lol.

Anyway, fast forward to present, and everybody knows she in fact smokes weed, and everybody’s like awwww we love our bisexual Cuban American weed princess, omg weed is just weed. Nothing wrong with that OMG!

😒 bitch, please.

OMG she is from the future! What!

Okay so I am a teacher and today one of my students came running to me shouting “Sailor moon crystal confused me! Why are there two crystals! What’s with the little girl? What is going on! You like sailor moon explain!” and I realized… OMG… A new generation is learning about the pink haired freak for the first time ever. And not hating her. I told her that the kid was from the future… it freaking blew her mind. Wait till she finds out who mom and dad are. Lmao.

Uchihas reading their horoscopes

Madara Uchiha

“How can people even believe such things? This is the downfall of humanity.”

Izuna Uchiha

“Okay, so this says that Aquarius is ruled by Uranus&Saturn. Capricorn is ruled by Saturn… does this make me and brother, brothers on astral level, aswell?”

Itachi Uchiha

“Hm, i think astrology is cool. It gives you information that can explain who you are and why you do it. Hm, why should i not try to become astrologer?”

Sasuke Uchiha

“How can they say that Leo is the most egoistic&awful sign??? Are they joking around?? LEO IS THE MOST AWESOME SIGN!! THEY WANNA TRY MY CHIDORI OR WHAT???

Shisui Uchiha

“Omg! This is so cool! Let me chek the friendship between Gemini&Libra, so i can test out Itachi. Omg, this is so cool! Omg! Am i really so flirty?! This is so impossible! Omg! This is so me! Omg, no!! im not a dualat Libra all!! Omg ASTROLOGY IS COOL!! omg omg!! omg, what does it even mean to be an air sign??”

Obito Uchiha

“Hm, lets check Aquarius&Scorpio compatibility. OMG! I am devastated! Scorpio&Aqua worst relationship?? I NEED MORE INFORMATION!! *learns astrology for a single night and cheks out the combination between his and Rin’s aspects* I SEE NOW WHY PEOPLE DON’T BELIEVE ASTROLOGY! BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT YOUR SUN SIGN! AND WE ARE SO MADE FOR EACHOHER WITH RIN!! JUST LOOK AT THOSE COMBINATIONS! OMG, LOOK HER VENUS LOOK MINE OMG AND THE RISING?? IS THIS A COINCIDE OR WHAT??”

Indra Otsutuki

“Capricorns are not as evil as desribed, yet i don’t give a shit”

Sarada Uchiha

*checks the relationship&compatibility between Aries&Leo* I KNEW IT! Mom and Dad are so made for eachother… but wait.. since mother is Aries, so and i am.. BUT WHY CAN’T I STAND DAD SOMETIMES???”

anonymous asked:

Do my eyes deceive me or was dan wearing actual blue jeans before they changed???

omg …. i def thought they were his pokemon trainer sweatpants but … you might be right … (though it’s still hard to tell if they’re rly dark wash blue or just faded black lol) 

if they’re blue jeans it would also explain why he was so keen on being hunched over so that no part of his lower half was in frame … good detective skills i am impress