why am i doing this im not funny

  • Lance: AH. This is tomorrow's school paper. Oh my god, on the front page, there's a picture of me kissing Keith by the lake.
  • Pidge: Lance why are you kissing Keith by the lake?
  • Lance: We caught a fish, I was excited. I kissed the fish too, but of course they don't show you that.

anonymous asked:

did the fact that half the howling commandos were named james ever make things confusing

yeah, half the howlies and half the english speaking world, it felt like, because james was a really really popular name. i mean, jim and jacques both were already going by non-james versions so…

did you think i just like….woke up one day and thought to myself, ‘yeah, bucky is a great and not at ALL ridiculous name for a grown ass man who fights nazis and definitely doesnt deserve to be given a wedgie’ ??? no. oh no my friend. i am bucky barnes out of necessity, and in hopes of staving off an even worse nickname.

i knew so many jameses and jims and jimmys and whatevers it wasnt even funny. do you know how many ‘james smiths’ were in the 107th alone?? six. and each and every one of those suckers had an embarrassing nickname, except for James-With-The-Grenades, for pretty obvious reasons. nobody messed with James-With-The-Grenades. 

swampthot  asked:

hey john not to be that guy but im wondering when you guys are gonna cover all star by smash mouth. im not even joking this is a serious concern. you may think im pulling your leg. memeing you for shits and giggles. sir i am not. i just think when i finally hear it i can be at peace i think. please respond

We are never going to do this. I learned my lesson with “funny” covers in the 90s. Bands generally speaking have to be really careful about doing anything funny, because people then want you to make the same joke for the rest of your life. There are approximately 10,000,000,000,000,000 worse problems to have, so I am not complaining, but I am explaining why, while it would be funny to do this, I would regret it: the next night. And the night after. And forever. People would absolutely see to it that I regretted it but good. One of the discreet joys of growing older is learning to stop yourself from doing stuff you might later regret. Other people take this weird “I regret nothing!” attitude toward everything they’ve done but I have never really understood that whole stance, if a person regrets nothing then I wonder what their whole deal is honestly. Anyway. Covers that would be totally hilarious are generally, with very occasional exceptions, off the menu, because they become millstones almost immediately. Neolithic and Upper Paleolithic citizens used millstones for grinding nuts, rhizomes, grains, and probably a lot of other stuff we don’t even know about. Did they sometimes get curious, what if I ground my finger in this millstone, fuckin’ ouch, that was stupid? I bet they did, and that’s how I’d feel if I covered “All-Star.” I have, after a long apprenticeship, finally left the Neolithic Era behind and entered, with much ceremony, my own personal Bronze Age. 

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hippo campus pictures as ads (thank u @ the bippo cambus gc for making me laugh at the idea of nathan as a model. and then this happened.)

featuring Levi’s (Go Forth campaign), Converse (Shoes Are Boring Wear Sneakers campaign), Urban Outfitters and Abercrombie & Fitch

don’t delete caption please!

It was my responsibility to do this, therefore I am not sorry.

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How to avoid an awkward situation by Min Yoongi Genius: Rap Agust D.

IT WAS YOONGI’S TIME TO FREAKING SHINE AND HIS MIC WASN’T WORKING WHY Y’ALL DO HIM DIRTY LIKE THAT OMG

I’m so so so so glad he’s back healthy and happy tho I missed him soooo much ヾ(*´∇`)ノ

badboy! guanlin

guanlin x reader (you)

genre: angst with kinda fluff at the end

warnings: none

a/n: requested!! at this rate there’s gonna be a badboy! wanna one series - not that i mind of course ;)


  • you hated lai guanlin
  • to say the least
  • he was the rudest, most annoying person you had ever met
  • yeah, okay, well he was like that to everyone
  • but to you especially.
  • you have no idea why, but ever since grade 7 he had been acting this way
  • he had his own little gang of friends
  • and he would never listen in class
  • he always has to be the smart aleck and he was like a god to his friends
  • it was quite stupid actually
  • even though he was horrible, no one actually stood up to him?
  • you could guess why though- his parents were rich
  • who would be dumb enough to cross his path//
  • not only that, he had his own little fanclub of girls
  • you didnt understand what they saw in him
  • ok fine he’s handsome
  • but the girls’ parents were also powerful people
  • and that frustrated you, really, because you had put up with his bullshit for years
  • he would constantly tease and humilate you in class
  • he would steal your books and hide them away
  • he would play pranks on you
  • and he would always just laugh as he watches you suffer
  • and one day you just had enough
  • you snapped
  • guanlin noticed you walking down the hallway
  • and cheekily stuck out his foot, wanting to make you stumble a lil
  • but you completely did not see him as you were talking to your friend, jooheon.
  • you tripped over his foot and fell down flat on your face
  • you scream and try to stand up, groaning as you rub your sore leg.
  • “wtf guanlin? not cool man.” jooheon shoots him a look as he squats down to help you up
  • guanlin was frozen in place because he didn’t really expect you to fall??? he just wanted to surprise you
  • “are you okay, y/n?”
  • you nod but you suddenly feel a stinging sensation on your right leg
  • you stagger and jooheon catches you by the arm,  slinging his arm around your shoulder, and pulling you up.
  • “you’re bleeding. let’s get you to the infirmary.”
  • you were hurting a lot and you could feel the anger bubbling at the bottom of your stomach amist the pain
  • you glare back at guanlin
  • “guanlin, you don’t have to be an idiot all the time. i don’t understand why you enjoy other people’s suffering, but at the rate you’re going, everyone’s gonna leave you and you’re just going lonely. stop depending on your parents’ wealthiness and power to get friends.”
  • and you stagger off to the infirmary with jooheon’s help
  • that really got to him
  • he didn’t realise how much of an asshole he was being
  • he didnt realise that everyone was being nice to him because of his parents
  • he didnt realise how much he made you suffer
  • and damn he felt terrible
  • he ran all the way to the infrimary to apologise
  • he pokes his head into the room
  • you and jooheon were talking and laughing together
  • and that made him feel…. weird.
  • he didn’t like that you were laughing at another guy’s jokes
  • he wanted to be the one you were laughing and smiling at
  • he realises that,,,, all you had ever being giving him were glares
  • and he was determined to change that
  • guanlin nervously inches into the room and gives an awkward wave
  • “uh… can i speak to you for a moment?”
  • WHY AM I NERVOUS ?? I DONT USUALLY GET NERVOUS, IM A MANLY MAN I CAN DO THIS
  • jooheon immediately speaks up
  • “brO you think you can speak to her? i think NOT, go back-”
  • you look at guanlin for a second and how desprate he looks
  • “5 minutes.” you cut jooheon off and you gesture for him to go out
  • he frowns a little but goes out, whispering to guanlin
  • “if you do anything funny im coming for you”
  • guanlin raises an eyebrow at him like cOme at me bro
  • anyways he sits in front of you and he scratches the back of his neck awkwardly
  • you smile a lil cause he looks really cute when he’s shy
  • “i assume you’re here to apologise?”
  • he nods, and takes a deep breath
  • “im so so so so sorry, i didn’t realise how much of an asshole i was. i guess,,,,,, i just thought people wouldn’t like me for who i was.. i tried to act cool and yea…. iwasjusttryingtogetyourattentioncauseireallylikeyou”
  • you laugh at how blushy he was becoming, because you had never seen this side of guanlin before??
  • “i forgive you. though you could be talking complete bullshit right now, i can see the sincerity in your eyes. i promise, if you showed your true self, people would like you more. plus, for the second part, my response is still undecided,,,,, you havent really been treating me well” you say good naturedly, chuckling.
  • relief washed over him, smiling widely at you, replying
  • “ill change that……… maybe coffee sometime?”
  • “i’d like that.”

Brendon: *hits blunt*

Sarah: how high are you right now?

Brendon: I don’t know, like, 5′7″

anonymous asked:

if this question isn't too personal, how's your relationship with your parents?

tbh i’m lucky enough to have gr8 parents and a good relationship w them??? they’re honestly great, i mean we do fight or piss eachother off sometimes but that happens, overall they’re really great 

i also love to annoy them sometimes by doing this thing that if one of them does a nice thing to eachother like my dad makes my mom tea im like ‘’oooOOOO dad??? you made tea for mom ;)))))) do u have a crush on her or smth????? oh wait?? am i hearing wedding bells??? and they both turn into embarrassed teenagers like ‘’sHHH JULIA why are you liKE THIS’’ and im just >:’)))

anonymous asked:

Hey uh I'm not trying to hate or anything, I'm genuinely curious...why do you like Joesph? After I did his route I just can't bring myself to like him. How did you? (once again, just curious. Sorry if this seems rude.)

its not rude! uhh im not great with words but, i think hes a great dad, i think hes funny, charming, blah blah. i know most of the fanbase tends to uh, make him out to be manipulative and evil, i dont think he is and uhhh im sorry this isnt  a great answer but its 7 am and ive been up all night so, in conclusion,

ohmygod do you know how Rocket always point at a prosthetic body parts for his “plan” as a joke, like that old guy’s leg when they escape The Prison of Klyn and when he pointed at a guy’s fake metal eye when they’re about to destroy Ronan, imagine in Infinity Wars he pointed at Bucky and be like “and I need that guy’s arm” I DONT KNOW WHY ROCKET ALWAYS NEED A PROSTHETIC BODY PARTS BUT ITS JUST SO FUNNY IM SORRY

i’m actually laughing why am i getting hate on here