- Yuri don’t let yourself get baited into a dance
batt- I SAID DON’T GET BAITED INTO A DANCE BATTLE! GODDAMNIT YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO
BE MEETING SPONSERS!
- Victor! Mila! Stop encouraging them! AND STOP
- Victor you’re not even drunk! STOP DANCING WITH
THE SLOPPY DRUNK
- Why is there a stripper pole in here? Why is
this allowed to get out of hand? WHERE THE HELL ARE CHRIS AND THIS DRUNK’S
- Victor! DON’T LET DRUNKS HUMP YOU IN FRONT OF
SPONSERS! NO, YOU CAN’T TAKE HIM BACK TO HIS ROOM! I DON’T CARE IF YOU THINK
YOU’RE IN LOVE HE’S DRUNK AND YOU’RE AN IDIOT! I’LL TAKE HIM BACK TO HIS ROOM
BEFORE YOU MAKE ANY MORE BAD DECISIONS.
- *sends Celestino a strongly worded email about
keeping an eye on his pupils in the future the next morning*
- Victor stop. Stop pining. You aren’t in love. No
I don’t believe in love at first sight and I certainly don’t believe in love at
first drunken humping. You’re right I’m not taking this seriously. He hasn’t
contacted you because he was DRUNK OUT OF HIS MIND! Did you see how much booze
he downed? It’s a wonder he didn’t die of alcohol poisoning. Just stfu and
- Victor no. It’s not a message. Victor no! Don’t
give up your career for an ill-advised booty call! UGH if I can’t stop you just
make sure our Yuri doesn’t find out where you went.
- WHY ARE YOU IN JAPAN TOO YURI! I COULDN’T STOP
VICTOR MAKING AN ILL-ADVISED BOOTY CALL BUT YOU ARE TOO YOUNG TO BE ATTEMPTING
THAT! YEAH SURE YOU’RE NOT THERE FOR THAT I’VE SEEN YOUR ROOM! …NO ONE HAS 30
POSTERS OF SOMEONE IN THEIR ROOM BECAUSE THEY ‘HATE THEM JUST SO MUCH’ YOU’RE
FOOLING NO ONE KID!
- OMFG did you really give him a program about the
night he got sloppy drunk and you turned into even a bigger moron? You’re going
to put me into an early grave.
- MILA! STOP POKING THE SMOL ANGRY CHILD! HIS
SCREECHING HURTS MY EARS!
- Wait, why the hell do I have to go live with my
ex-wife and the angsty teen? I don’t want to have to listen to a list of my
failures or a catalogue of all the ways Drunk Yuri is the worst especially as
it tends to devolve into ‘stupid pig, how dare he be so good looking’.
- Victor stop trying to pretend this isn’t an
elaborate booty call. This is not how coaching works.
- I have the living legend who gave it all up to
be a pretend coach in order to get with a sloppy drunk, a sadist of a female
skater who stirs up trouble on purpose, an angsty teen who can’t tell the
difference between having a crush and hating someone and an emo skater who is
far too old to be as emo as he is. Kill me now.
- Maybe I was giving Victor a disservice. His
student is actually doing quite well and maybe they are taking it seriously and
HOLY FUCK NEVERMIND JUST KISS YOUR STUDENT IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD
VICTOR YOU ASSHAT
- Yuri has calmed down and I’m just going to
ignore Victor. Yep that’ll work OMFG did you HAVE TO KISS HIS FUCKING SKATE?!?
THIS IS WHY YOU WEREN’T ALLOWED TO TAKE HIM BACK TO THE HOTEL ROOM! YOU HAVE NO
- You want me to what? Be his coach? Well…only
because I like Maccachin.
- You’re alright actually, I hereby allow you the
name Japanese Yuri instead of Drunk Yuri. You may be the only sane person I
know surprisingly. I still am going to tell you off for fucking up though.
- ….I take it all back. WTF was up with all the
- …They got engaged. Victor really is going to
marry him….I’m not even surprised at this point. Fine. Keep him Japanese Yuri.
He’s a pain in the ass anyway.
- YES! I AM A PROUD DAD/COACH! HAPPIEST I’VE BEEN
THIS WHOLE YEAR
- WTF? You’re coming back now? Idek what’s going
- Well done Yuri! I’m so proud of you for winning
- …They are doing a super romantic pairs skate
because of course they are.
- Okay so Victor is coming back to Russia to train
cool….wait what do you mean you’re still going to coach Japanese Yuri? WTF? HOW
WOULD THAT EVEN WORK? WTF NO.
Post Episode Twelve
- STOP FLIRTING IN THE RINK! WHY GOD WHY AM I
- STOP GROPING HIM VICTOR THERE ARE CHILDREN
- YURI P STOP THROWING THINGS EVERY TIME THEY FLIRT
KnB Idol AU. The GoM is the most famous idol group in Japan ofc. Kuroko is also a famous idol, but nobody seems to have actually met him off his work. He always appears in different outfits–different hair color, eyes, and all (even as a girl sometimes). Nobody knows his actual appearance, except for his family, his closest friends (probably Kagami or Ogiwara or both), and his manager. Anyway, Kuroko is a GoM fanboy and he’s completely obsessed with Akashi–like, he’s always buying Akashi merchandise, goes to GoM events so he could fanboy over the love of his life, etc. Unknown to him, Akashi’s also a hardcore fanboy of, none other than, him. Akashi has a photo collection of every event Kuroko appeared in, video clips of every shows Kuroko had guested in, every magazine Kuroko had been part of, etc. Then, there was this one time Akashi came across Kuroko while he was at work. He waited for the shoot to end, and stalked followed Kuroko to god knows where (probably his home), but it ended in failure. Kuroko had already crossed the street and Akashi was left on the other side as the light had already turned green. A truck passed, then whoosh Kuroko’s gone. Akashi couldn’t believe it. He was disappointed, at a loss because how the fuck could the guy just disappear in a matter of two seconds?? But, well, Akashi always loves a challenge.
@staff hi so i know there’s probably a reason for the following limit (?) but @taylorswift has hit it and well… she is taylor swift, and maybe she could get her following limit resended? she follows fans and makes people happy and yeah it would be really great to resolve this
The moment we met, my life became extraordinary. You taught me more about myself than I knew there was to learn. You are the joy in my heart. You’re the last person I want to see every night when I close my eyes. I love you, Katherine Beckett. And the mystery of you is the one I want to spend the rest of my life exploring. I promise to love you, to be your friend, and your partner in crime and life..
Denki confessing to Eijirou "Carly Rae Jepsen" style
Eijirou: Talk to you after class Denki
Denki: But I need to tell you something. I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really like you and I want you, do you want me, do you want me too?
Mina: OMG! EIJIROU IS RED, ON THE GROUND AND HE’S NOT BREATHING! SOMEBODY CALL THE AMBULANCE!
12. “Stop judging me” 20. “Open up, I got McDonald’s.”
A/N: I wanted to try this text message thing and this is my first ever written like this sooo tell me your opinion about this one & if I should do more text message imagines. Sorry it took so long ily
Warnings: uh none? Just fluff and McDonald’s is mentioned. Gif is not mine, credits to the owner.
Dylan: Where r u
Dylan: Are u still mad at me? read 9:48pm
Dylan: Oh c'mon, your ignoring me now?
Dylan: shut up
Dylan: Don’t be mad
Y/N: Um, I am going to be mad for a while, you idiot
Dylan: Idek why ur mad at me because I didn’t do anything?
Y/N: What the hell
Y/N: You ditched me at the bar where I never even wanted to go and I tried to find you and then I found u talking to a group of girls and then some jerk spilled his drink and then I smelled like beer and u didn’t even notice
Dylan: Then why did u came if u didn’t want to
Y/N: I wanted to hang out with u
Dylan: wait, are u jealous read 9:56pm
Dylan: Do you LIKE me??? delivered 9:56pm
Dylan: Do not close your phone delivered 9:57pm
Dylan: Come back Come back Come back Come back delivered 9:57pm
Dylan: Ok I’m coming over delivered 9:59pm
Dylan: I’m outside read 10:20pm
Dylan: Open the door please
Y/N: Go away I’m going to sleep
Dylan: Open up, I got McDonald’s
Dylan sent a picture
Y/N went to open her door and streched her hand out.
“Give me my food.”
“I’m not going to give you these if you don’t let me in”, Dylan answered. Y/N snorted and let him in. She grabbed the brown paperback with McDonald’s logo on the side and went to the kitchen without saying anything to him. Dylan followed and sat across her staring her as her eyes brightened when she saw her favorites inside. She put the foods on the table and Dylan reached his arm in order to steal couple of french fries but his hand got slapped away.
“Dude”, she said with a cautionary tone.
“Sharing is caring”, he said and tried again.
“Do not steal my food or I’ll dye your hair pink while you’re asleep.” Dylan looked at her smirking a little. “Somebody’s being overprotective over their food.”
“Don’t judge me, I’ll consider forgiving you after I’m done with these.” There was a moment of silence until Dylan spoke again.
“So, about last night..”
Y/N interrupted. “Please, don’t.”
“We need to talk, I’ll forget it after we’ve talked, okay?” Y/N thought about it and eventually she nodded.
“I am extremely sorry about ditching you. The girl group kind of surrounded me and I had no idea you felt like that and you know I would never do anything to upset you, right?” He looked like a sad puppy and you tried your best to not go over and wrap your arms around him.
“Yeah, that’s okay”, Y/N said smiling softly.
“No, it’s not okay. I promised myself I would do everything to protect you from stuff like this and it hurts like hell because, well, I like you a lot.” Y/N looked at him like she had just seen a ghost.
“I like you more than I should.” Y/N grabbed rest of her french fries and slide them over the table to Dylan.
“Feelings are mutual”, she smiled and blushed. They stared at each other for a while until Dylan stood up and pulled Y/N from her chair.
“Since both of us just confessed our feelings, do you think it’s okay if I kiss you now?” He whispered hand still on her hand.
“I think it’s more than okay”, she whispered back and pulled him closer so she could reach kiss him. The kiss got pretty intense and a moment later you pulled away to catch your breath.
“You taste like french fries”, Dylan said and tried to hold his laughter.
im hanging out with the biggest party in the autumn bathroom Can I stay here or lose, no one notices
I was in the bathroom grapes. But instead I apologize for urinating, pretending to look up text on mobile phones
When I was half a couple, everything felt good Now I’m blaming, there’s no other half
Michael, now I’m in the bathroom, Michael, bath, party How much time will be forgotten Just Michael’s Bath, Michael in the bathroom for a party No, you can not come! I’ll wait until it’s time to wait for it And the grout chosen as soft and sad. I just do not know who Michael, Michael Flyin ‘Solo, Michael himself in the bathroom Oh lonely
I was hiding, but he was there and ignored our whole story My memory is gone and I was replaced by my new, cooler version And I listen to some drunken girls singing Whitney through the door - I want to dance with someone! And because my feelings fall, I will, so do not laugh at the girls who are drunk!
Now Michael’s only bathroom, a party in Michael’s bathroom I’m sorry about beer Michael was in the bathroom, Michael in the bathroom at the party When I hear my tears I will wait all the time until my face is dry Or, I blame it for the weeds and something in my eyes! I just Michael, Michael Flyin 'Solo Michael odorless by myself!
Toc toc toc toc toc Soon they will scream Toc toc toc toc toc Oh, yes, I’ll be out soon.
Toc toc toc toc toc
It sucks to leave me here -
Toc toc toc toc toc
Teen Fight Zone
Clang Clang Clang Clang
I feel the pressure was impressed.
Van van van
My big mistake
Splashes, Splashes, Splashes, Splashes
I splash water on my face And I’m in a better place. IM going to open the door But I heard beat that
And I could not stop regretting Wink And I see a mirror And now it’s clear I am not, but there is no denial
party Do you have a sad scene?
Michael celebrates in the bathroom It was a difficult night. I would like to stay in bed watching cable porn Or am I off of myself instead of another? I want you to be born! I’m just a lonely Michael That’s why Stoner Take a PT Cruiser He’s a loser. Michael Fry on Solo Who do you think you know Michael alone in the bathroom Oh lonely Oh lonely Everything I know about my name great party I’m very happy.