why am i doing this idek

Yuri on Ice from Yakov’s perspective

Banquet:

 Yuri don’t let yourself get baited into a dance batt- I SAID DON’T GET BAITED INTO A DANCE BATTLE! GODDAMNIT YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE MEETING SPONSERS!

Victor! Mila! Stop encouraging them! AND STOP TAKING PICTURES

Victor you’re not even drunk! STOP DANCING WITH THE SLOPPY DRUNK

Why is there a stripper pole in here? Why is this allowed to get out of hand? WHERE THE HELL ARE CHRIS AND THIS DRUNK’S COACHES?!?

Victor! DON’T LET DRUNKS HUMP YOU IN FRONT OF SPONSERS! NO, YOU CAN’T TAKE HIM BACK TO HIS ROOM! I DON’T CARE IF YOU THINK YOU’RE IN LOVE HE’S DRUNK AND YOU’RE AN IDIOT! I’LL TAKE HIM BACK TO HIS ROOM BEFORE YOU MAKE ANY MORE BAD DECISIONS.

- *sends Celestino a strongly worded email about keeping an eye on his pupils in the future the next morning*

Episode One

- Victor stop. Stop pining. You aren’t in love. No I don’t believe in love at first sight and I certainly don’t believe in love at first drunken humping. You’re right I’m not taking this seriously. He hasn’t contacted you because he was DRUNK OUT OF HIS MIND! Did you see how much booze he downed? It’s a wonder he didn’t die of alcohol poisoning. Just stfu and skate.

- Victor no. It’s not a message. Victor no! Don’t give up your career for an ill-advised booty call! UGH if I can’t stop you just make sure our Yuri doesn’t find out where you went.

Episode Two

- WHY ARE YOU IN JAPAN TOO YURI! I COULDN’T STOP VICTOR MAKING AN ILL-ADVISED BOOTY CALL BUT YOU ARE TOO YOUNG TO BE ATTEMPTING THAT! YEAH SURE YOU’RE NOT THERE FOR THAT I’VE SEEN YOUR ROOM! …NO ONE HAS 30 POSTERS OF SOMEONE IN THEIR ROOM BECAUSE THEY ‘HATE THEM JUST SO MUCH’ YOU’RE FOOLING NO ONE KID!

Episode Three

- OMFG did you really give him a program about the night he got sloppy drunk and you turned into even a bigger moron? You’re going to put me into an early grave.

Episode Four

- MILA! STOP POKING THE SMOL ANGRY CHILD! HIS SCREECHING HURTS MY EARS!

- Wait, why the hell do I have to go live with my ex-wife and the angsty teen? I don’t want to have to listen to a list of my failures or a catalogue of all the ways Drunk Yuri is the worst especially as it tends to devolve into ‘stupid pig, how dare he be so good looking’.

Episode Five

- Victor stop trying to pretend this isn’t an elaborate booty call. This is not how coaching works.

Episode Six

- I have the living legend who gave it all up to be a pretend coach in order to get with a sloppy drunk, a sadist of a female skater who stirs up trouble on purpose, an angsty teen who can’t tell the difference between having a crush and hating someone and an emo skater who is far too old to be as emo as he is. Kill me now.

Episode Seven

- Maybe I was giving Victor a disservice. His student is actually doing quite well and maybe they are taking it seriously and HOLY FUCK NEVERMIND JUST KISS YOUR STUDENT IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD VICTOR YOU ASSHAT

Episode Eight

- Yuri has calmed down and I’m just going to ignore Victor. Yep that’ll work OMFG did you HAVE TO KISS HIS FUCKING SKATE?!? THIS IS WHY YOU WEREN’T ALLOWED TO TAKE HIM BACK TO THE HOTEL ROOM! YOU HAVE NO CHILL!

You want me to what? Be his coach? Well…only because I like Maccachin.

Episode Nine

- You’re alright actually, I hereby allow you the name Japanese Yuri instead of Drunk Yuri. You may be the only sane person I know surprisingly. I still am going to tell you off for fucking up though.

- ….I take it all back. WTF was up with all the hugging.

Episode Ten

- …They got engaged. Victor really is going to marry him….I’m not even surprised at this point. Fine. Keep him Japanese Yuri. He’s a pain in the ass anyway.

Episode Eleven

-  YES! I AM A PROUD DAD/COACH! HAPPIEST I’VE BEEN THIS WHOLE YEAR

Episode Twelve

- WTF? You’re coming back now? Idek what’s going on anymore.

- Well done Yuri! I’m so proud of you for winning gold!

- …They are doing a super romantic pairs skate because of course they are.

- Okay so Victor is coming back to Russia to train cool….wait what do you mean you’re still going to coach Japanese Yuri? WTF? HOW WOULD THAT EVEN WORK? WTF NO.

Post Episode Twelve

- STOP FLIRTING IN THE RINK! WHY GOD WHY AM I BEING PUNISHED?

- STOP GROPING HIM VICTOR THERE ARE CHILDREN PRESENT

-  YURI P STOP THROWING THINGS EVERY TIME THEY FLIRT

-  I HATE ALL OF MY CHILDREN SO MUCH.

- YOU’RE ALL THE REASON I HAVE NO HAIR

Pray for Yakov

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HAPPY NEW YEAR!🎊🎈🎆

KnB Idol AU. The GoM is the most famous idol group in Japan ofc. Kuroko is also a famous idol, but nobody seems to have actually met him off his work. He always appears in different outfits–different hair color, eyes, and all (even as a girl sometimes). Nobody knows his actual appearance, except for his family, his closest friends (probably Kagami or Ogiwara or both), and his manager. Anyway, Kuroko is a GoM fanboy and he’s completely obsessed with Akashi–like, he’s always buying Akashi merchandise, goes to GoM events so he could fanboy over the love of his life, etc. Unknown to him, Akashi’s also a hardcore fanboy of, none other than, him. Akashi has a photo collection of every event Kuroko appeared in, video clips of every shows Kuroko had guested in, every magazine Kuroko had been part of, etc. Then, there was this one time Akashi came across Kuroko while he was at work. He waited for the shoot to end, and stalked followed Kuroko to god knows where (probably his home), but it ended in failure. Kuroko had already crossed the street and Akashi was left on the other side as the light had already turned green. A truck passed, then whoosh Kuroko’s gone. Akashi couldn’t believe it. He was disappointed, at a loss because how the fuck could the guy just disappear in a matter of two seconds?? But, well, Akashi always loves a challenge.

I’M SO SORRY–

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The moment we met, my life became extraordinary. You taught me more about myself than I knew there was to learn. You are the joy in my heart. You’re the last person I want to see every night when I close my eyes. I love you, Katherine Beckett. And the mystery of you is the one I want to spend the rest of my life exploring. I promise to love you, to be your friend, and your partner in crime and life..

youtuber au masterlist
  1. introducing my boyfriend!!!
  2. we have a ship name??
  3. prank wars pt. 1 (never mess with iron man)
  4. prank wars pt. 2 (jeon jungkook is taking over! no really. it’s me, jungkook. i’m writing this)
  5. date night! (why am i dating him again)
  6. “but hyung, there’s no d in me”
  7. ‘make your viewers jealous in under thirty seconds’ challenge (ACCEPTED) 
  8. double date with s0ulpartn3rs pt. 1 (listen…)
  9. double date with s0ulpartn3rs pt. 2 (JEON JUNGKOOK!!!) 
  10. surprise, hyung!
  11. valentine’s day pt. 1 (i’m never falling asleep again. ever. for the rest of my life.) 
  12. valentine’s day pt. 2 (i made him happy :3)
  13. valentine’s day pt. 3 (he thinks he’s slick)
  14. catch a flight or cuddle?? (THE REAL STRUGGLE)
  15. [deleted video]
  16. checking in with jiminie-hyung
  17. i surprised jungkookie!
  18. HE SAID HE LOVES ME??!??!?!!??
  19. i love you too.
  20. interruptions
  21. the utter disrespect ft. vtv
  22. who said i love you first!? ft. vtv (COMMENT YOUR ANSWERS BELOW!)
  23. I FOUND OUT ABOUT THE DELETED VIDEO ft. vtv
  24. ‘my boyfriend does my makeup’ challenge pt. 1 (SUBSCRIBER SPECIAL)
  25. ‘my boyfriend does my makeup’ challenge pt. 2
  26. date night! (why do scary movies exist what is the point)
  27. shopping pt. 1 (SOMEONE STOP HIM)
  28. shopping pt. 2
  29. our jungkookie cooked a meal!
  30. jiminie-hyung is going to meet my family :3
  31. i, jeon jungkook, am dating a dork
  32. meeting the family pt. 1
  33. meeting the family pt. 2 (HE WASN’T KIDDING)   
Denki confessing to Eijirou "Carly Rae Jepsen" style

Eijirou: Talk to you after class Denki

Denki: But I need to tell you something. I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really like you and I want you, do you want me, do you want me too?

Mina: OMG! EIJIROU IS RED, ON THE GROUND AND HE’S NOT BREATHING! SOMEBODY CALL THE AMBULANCE!

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a bts challenge with pics of you + bias // you + bias wrecker

Tagged by the lovely @datyugyummy! Thank you~

So the absolute beauty that is Park Jimin is my bias 💖 and Jungkook is the bias wrecker who needs to stop and let me live pls

Tagging: @supernooodles @red-2000 @1-800-sunflowerchild @selldraug @calcifer-rose @solarkwan @yeolology @heartache-on-my-phone-screen @tea-and-baescuits but feel free to ignore if ya want~

DYLAN O’BRIEN x READER IMAGINE

12. “Stop judging me”
20.  “Open up, I got McDonald’s.”

A/N: I wanted to try this text message thing and this is my first ever written like this sooo tell me your opinion about this one & if I should do more text message imagines. Sorry it took so long ily

Warnings: uh none? Just fluff and McDonald’s is mentioned. Gif is not mine, credits to the owner.

Originally posted by sirisaacnewtmas


Dylan:
Where r u

Y/N:
Home

Dylan:
Are u still mad at me?
read 9:48pm

Dylan:
Oh c'mon, your ignoring me now?

Y/N:
You’re*

Dylan:
shut up

Y/N:  
🙂

Dylan:
Don’t be mad

Y/N:
Um, I am going to be mad for a while, you idiot

Dylan:
Idek why ur mad at me because I didn’t do anything?

Y/N:  
What the hell

Y/N:
You ditched me at the bar where I never even wanted to go and I tried to find you and then I found u talking to a group of girls and then some jerk spilled his drink and then I smelled like beer and u didn’t even notice

Dylan:
Then why did u came if u didn’t want to

Y/N:
I wanted to hang out with u

Dylan:
wait, are u jealous
read 9:56pm

Dylan:
Do you LIKE me???
delivered 9:56pm

Dylan:
Do not close your phone
delivered 9:57pm

Dylan:  
Come back
Come back  
Come back
Come back
delivered 9:57pm

Dylan:  
Ok I’m coming over
delivered 9:59pm

Dylan:
I’m outside
read 10:20pm

Y/N:
Ok

Dylan:
Open the door please

Y/N:  
Nope

Dylan:
C'mon

Y/N:
Go away I’m going to sleep

Dylan:
Open up, I got McDonald’s

Y/N:
Proof

Dylan sent a picture  

Y/N went to open her door and streched her hand out. 

“Give me my food.” 

“I’m not going to give you these if you don’t let me in”, Dylan answered. Y/N snorted and let him in. She grabbed the brown paperback with McDonald’s logo on the side and went to the kitchen without saying anything to him. Dylan followed and sat across her staring her as her eyes brightened when she saw her favorites inside.  She put the foods on the table and Dylan reached his arm in order to steal couple of french fries but his hand got slapped away.

“Dude”, she said with a cautionary tone.

“Sharing is caring”, he said and tried again.

“Do not steal my food or I’ll dye your hair pink while you’re asleep.” Dylan looked at her smirking a little. “Somebody’s being overprotective over their food.”

“Don’t judge me, I’ll consider forgiving you after I’m done with these.” There was a moment of silence until Dylan spoke again.

“So, about last night..”  

Y/N interrupted. “Please, don’t.”

“We need to talk, I’ll forget it after we’ve talked, okay?” Y/N thought about it and eventually she nodded.

“I am extremely sorry about ditching you. The girl group kind of  surrounded me and I had no idea you felt like that and you know I would never do anything to upset you, right?” He looked like a sad puppy and you tried your best to not go over and wrap your arms around him.  

“Yeah, that’s okay”, Y/N said smiling softly.  

“No, it’s not okay. I promised myself I would do everything to protect you from stuff like this and it hurts like hell because, well, I like you a lot.” Y/N looked at him like she had just seen a ghost.

“You what?”

“I like you more than I should.” Y/N grabbed rest of her french fries and slide them over the table to Dylan.

“Feelings are mutual”, she smiled and blushed. They stared at each other for a while until Dylan stood up and pulled Y/N from her chair.

“Since both of us just confessed our feelings, do you think it’s okay if I kiss you now?” He whispered hand still on her hand.

“I think it’s more than okay”, she whispered back and pulled him closer so she could reach kiss him. The kiss got pretty intense and a moment later you pulled away to catch your breath.

“You taste like french fries”, Dylan said and tried to hold his laughter.  

“Oh shut up”, Y/N laughed and kissed him again.

Michael In the Bathroom Google Translate

im hanging out with the biggest party in the autumn bathroom
Can I stay here or lose, no one notices

I was in the bathroom grapes.
But instead I apologize for urinating, pretending to look up text on mobile phones

When I was half a couple, everything felt good
Now I’m blaming, there’s no other half

Michael, now I’m in the bathroom, Michael, bath, party
How much time will be forgotten
Just Michael’s Bath, Michael in the bathroom for a party
No, you can not come!
I’ll wait until it’s time to wait for it
And the grout chosen as soft and sad.
I just do not know who Michael, Michael Flyin ‘Solo, Michael himself in the bathroom
Oh lonely

I was hiding, but he was there and ignored our whole story
My memory is gone and I was replaced by my new, cooler version
And I listen to some drunken girls singing Whitney through the door - I want to dance with someone!
And because my feelings fall, I will, so do not laugh at the girls who are drunk!

Now Michael’s only bathroom, a party in Michael’s bathroom
I’m sorry about beer
Michael was in the bathroom, Michael in the bathroom at the party
When I hear my tears
I will wait all the time until my face is dry
Or, I blame it for the weeds and something in my eyes!
I just Michael, Michael Flyin 'Solo
Michael odorless by myself!

Toc toc toc toc toc
Soon they will scream
Toc toc toc toc toc
Oh, yes, I’ll be out soon.

Toc toc toc toc toc

It sucks to leave me here -

Toc toc toc toc toc

Teen Fight Zone

Clang Clang Clang Clang

I feel the pressure was impressed.

Van van van

My big mistake

Splashes, Splashes, Splashes, Splashes

I splash water on my face
And I’m in a better place.
IM going to open the door
But I heard beat
that

And I could not stop regretting
Wink
And I see a mirror
And now it’s clear
I am not, but there is no denial

party
Do you have a sad scene?

Michael celebrates in the bathroom
It was a difficult night.
I would like to stay in bed watching cable porn
Or am I off of myself instead of another?
I want you to be born!
I’m just a lonely Michael
That’s why Stoner
Take a PT Cruiser
He’s a loser.
Michael Fry on Solo
Who do you think you know
Michael alone in the bathroom
Oh lonely
Oh lonely
Everything I know about my name
great party
I’m very happy.

Lgbt+ needs

Ok

I just want shirt (sorry this is for girlsxgirls) that says

“No boyfriend, no problem.
that’s why i’ve got a girlfriend.”

Like please someone make this????

FOR PEOPLE WHO SEE THIS POST
I MADE THE SHIRT LOOK ON MY ACCOUNT TO SEE IT!1!!11!!1!

@messedupsemicolon just to make it easier for ya