why am i bad at saying no

anonymous asked:

Should shelter dogs be spayed and neutered if not medically necessary? I see lot of places make it law that shelter animals be fixed

Can of worms, open.

I will be honest- I am pretty neutral on the whole spay/neuter debate. It’s not a medically necessary surgery for the majority of dogs and thus it’s not a surgery that I would personally just do just to do. It can have negative effects and even kill dogs, so why put a dog through organ removal if it’s not necessary?

I’m also not really fond of this “not everyone will be able to take care of/properly manage an intact dog so those people should be able to get their dogs sterilized”. I am on the side of the breeders that say if you can’t handle an intact dog you can’t handle one of their dogs. It is not deemed acceptable to declaw a cat or debark a dog (which are far less intensive surgeries) because some people can’t handle cats with claws or bad barkers, so why is it okay to perform major organ removal because some people can’t handle an intact dog?

There is, of course, the argument that if the dogs are adopted out intact then they will not be prevented from having/making babies- if the new owners are that irresponsible that it’s a guarantee that an intact dog would add to the overpopulation problem, then maybe they are not so responsible of a home and shouldn’t have a dog, period, in the first place.

But, at the same time, only adopting dogs to homes that are capable of or willing to care for an intact animal and refusing people who are attached to spay/neuter as a mandatory part of dog ownership would simply result in more dogs in shelters as most people in the US are woefully underprepared for actually caring for a dog correctly, let alone an intact dog, and thus it would result in more dogs dying. As a result, most of us pro-intact-animals people are okay with rescue animals being sterilized because we realize that there’s indirect benefit to the animal (more animals being adopted).

I….. am literally so tired of that annoying ass tumblr culture where people make posts purposely trying to make people feel bad for not knowing information that’s not well known like why don’t you just make informational posts without saying “and fuck yall for not recognizing this!!” like shut up

multishipper problems: the thrilling sequel

‘why don’t you just ship an ot3?’

Seijou Players As (More) Things That Have Been Said In My Workplace

Oikawa: Joke’s on you, as my employee you’re contractually obligated to come to my funeral!

Iwaizumi: I kind of want to adopt you… if only so I could ground you and take away your internet.

Hanamaki: Look, I know the scones are a best seller, but they’re a bitch to make so I hate them on principle.

Matsukawa: I’m sorry, it sounds like you’re asking me to be unhappy about something while I’m holding a tray filled with fresh cooked bacon. I’m afraid I can’t do both and you will pry this bacon from my cold, dead hands.

Yahaba: I know our relationship is based heavily on sarcasm but right now I am being so serious when I say get the fuck out of my kitchen.

Kyoutani: Overtime?? Ugh, it’s bad enough I had to leave my house to get here…

Watari: HOSTILE WORK ENVIRONMENT!! Everyone eat a cupcake and relax!

Kindaichi: (whispering) Why is everyone so gentle with the croissants, but so rough with my feelings?

Kunimi: Look, you’re my boss. And it is very important to me that you understand that that is the only reason I’m not flipping you off right now.

So....undertale....

( bad English :,D )

I am scared XD

Ok I want to be honest I love undertale I love the game but the fandom eeehhh the fandom is bad….
I am sorry but that is truth a lot of my work get stolen
a lot of people upload it as a video without created me
bad peoples “make” me do things I hate by saying “oh I will die if you don’t do that” and “why are you don’t talk with me ” (not as a joke )
Dont you think I am busy with life family college like that make me cring so hard when you “ordering” me !
There are sweet people who ask me without rushing me or calling me names
And I respect every art from every fandom
But I see people go hating on them saying
“ you can’t draw sans like that he is like this THIS this ”
“ DONT ship torial with asegor she is just for sans ”
“ undyne is so strong you can draw her as……atc ”


like STOP Don’t tell people how they draw
Don’t steal their art
Don’t make them do stuff they don’t want

I am scared one day I will leave the undertale and all because of the fandom

This game is beautiful please don’t rewind it by being angry at others for there work
The game teach us how we care and respect so please do that….
:(

An explanation + compilation post of Jin’s (bad) dad jokes

So I don’t know if this is done already, but we all know that Jin loves to make everyone laugh with his good or bad old dad jokes. To appreciate his effort, I decided to make a compilation of the jokes I personally think are, well yeah, ‘funny’. Since most of these jokes are in Korean, they sound actually funnier in Korean than when they are translated to English, which is why I also provided a short explanation so that non-Korean speakers will understand and maybe even appreciate ;) Jin’s dad jokes as well! :) So let’s get started!

(I am not a native speaker of Korean, as I am only learning it as a second language! Therefore, if there are some mistakes in this post, please don’t bash me, and correct me nicely okay ;-;)

Joke 1:

Q: What did the dog say to the wall?

A: Wolwol.

This joke is so bad but okay ;-; Non-Korean speakers might not be able to understand this joke at first. But it’s actually a very easy joke to understand. Wolwol (월월) is the sound a dog makes in Korean, and the word sounds exactly like wall. i srsly wanted to hit seokjin it’s such a bad joke omfg

Joke 2:

Q: What’s it called when God gives birth to a child?

A: A newborn child (= in Korean: 갓난아이)

To understand this joke immediately, you actually need to have some knowledge of Korean. This because the answer is a Korean wordplay. I’ll try to explain this as clear as I can. 

The word 갓난아이 literally means ‘a newborn child’. 갓난 (’gatnan’) means ‘new born/just born’, and 아이 means child. See? The 갓 (’gat’) in 갓난 (new born) sounds like the word God in english, doesn’t it? ^^ It’s a typical Korean wordplay and this joke is actually one of my favorites lmao. 

EDIT: I forgot to mention that 갓난아이 can also be translated to ‘the child that came from God.’ Here, 갓 means God, and 난 comes from 나다 (pronunciation = ‘nada’), which literally means ‘to come out of’. Another reason why this joke is a Korean wordplay (and is actually much funnier than people would think in the first place, hehe) 

Joke 3: 

Q: How does a cow laugh?

A: U-haha (= in Korean: 우하하)

THIS ONE IS DEF ONE OF MY FAVS EVER LMAAAOO. 

Anways *cough cough*, some of you might have seen the English translation of the answer as ‘muhaha’, which would make more sense in English ofcourse, but not in Korean. It’s a simple joke, really. The answer in Korean is 우하하. It consists of 우 (pronunciation = u), which means cow, and 하하, which is just haha. i rlly laughed too hard at this joke yoongi would be furious at me

Joke 4:

Q: What’s the color of a hamburger?

A: Burgundy

Hamburger in Korean = 헴버거 

Burgundy in Korean = 버건디 

These two words just have a similar pronunciation lmao, especially in Korean. You actually have to hear it to understand it better. Watch THIS video to hear Jin saying it himself and to see Jimin laughing like crazy lmao.

Joke 5:

Q: What’s dead sesame called?

A: Freckles (= in Korean: 주근깨)

Another Korean wordplay, lol. To explain it shortly, the Korean translation of ‘dead sesame’ is 죽은 (= English: dead) 참깨(= English: sesame). If you shorten 죽은 참깨 (pronunciation = ‘chugeun chamkkae’), you will get 죽은깨 (pronunciation = ‘chugeunkkae’), which sounds exactly the same as the Korean word for ‘freckle’, which is 주근깨 (also prunounced as chugeunkkae).

Joke 6:

Q: What time is it in India? (= in Korean: 인도에 몇 시야?)

A: Indonesia (= in Korean: 인도네시아)

This one is so LAME but actually so funny ohmygod. I put the Hangul of Indonesia above, which is 인도네시아. The Korean translation of India is ‘인도’ (pronunciation = ‘indo’). In Korean, the 네시아 (pronunciation = nesia) in Indonesia sounds exactly the same as 네시야, which literally means: it’s 4 o’clock. So in Korean, Indonesia could also literally mean: ‘It’s 4 o’clock in India’, hence why the answer to this question is Indonesia.

To put it in a short and simple way:

인도네시아 = Indonesia

인도 네시야 (Which has a very similar pronunciation to 인도네시아, Indonesia) = It’s 4 o’clock in India. 

Sooooo…. that was it basically! Ofcourse, Jin has probably made much more dad jokes, but these are the ones which were funny to me lmao. I hope you guys understand his dad jokes better now, and if you have a question about it, don’t hesitate to ask me! ;)

Joke 7:

Q: When a pine tree gets angry?

A: Toothbrush (칫솔; pronounce as ‘chitsol’)

칫솔 is a shortened slang for ‘angry pine tree’ (솔 - pronounce as; ‘sol’ - in this case stands for pine tree), while it also means toothbrush. 

Joke 8:

Q: What noise does the rubbish make while eating food?

A: 오물오물 (pronounce as; oh-mul oh-mul) 

오물오물 is the Korean sound for munching on your food. It could also be translated to ‘munch munch’. The joke here is, that the Korean word for rubbish is actually 오물. It’s actually really funny once you hear Jin saying it here! :)


Originally posted by theseoks

💙 💚 Room For Ruby 💚 💙

Let’s take a moment of appreciation for the fact that Peridot and Lapis are sitting watching the sun rise together.

Peridot calls the sun “a star to wish on”, implying that they’ve actually been sat there together all night, looking at the sky before watching the sun come up.

This is an old romantic cliché – and is exactly what Peridot wanted to do with Lapis back in Barn Mates.

Peridot:  “And then I’ll say, ‘Hey, as one refugee to another, it isn’t so bad that we can’t go back to Homeworld,  am I right?  Why don’t we watch the sun come up and figure out what we’re going to do with all this time, eh Lazuli?’

4

It took three tries for neil to find his voice. “You never said anything.”

“Why should I have?” Andrew lifted one shoulder in a shrug. “Nothing will come of it.”

“Nothing,” Neil echoed.

“I am self-destructive, not stupid,” Andrew said. “I know better.”

There was nothing Neil could say except, “Okay,” but he didn’t sound okay and he didn’t feel okay. What was Neil supposed to do with a truth like this?

I’m happy for you, I really am… But that doesn’t mean that I don’t wish that I could change your mind and make you want to be with me again. I can’t change your mind and the more I think about it, the more I wonder why I want to so damn bad.
—  Okay

Trump looked over at his wife’s ballot.

“You are voting for me right?” he asked quietly so no one could hear his voice, thick with insecurity and inadequacy.

“Oh? Uh… sure. Of course. Why wouldn’t I? It’s not like you’ve said anything that would alienate all of womenkind,” she replied as she hurriedly covered her ballot up and submitted it.

“Oh good. You’re right, I am perfect and I never say anything bad…” Trump said to himself completely sincerely.

anonymous asked:

I don't know why but the idea of Kim picking Alix up and throwing her over his shoulder whoever she's getting really angry at somebody would be really cute in your fabulous art style *hint, hint*

“Hey, I’m gonna give him a head start.”

“You’re gonna need the head start after I’m done with him!”

  • someone talking to me, a person w a personality disorder: open up!! talk abt ur feelings!! i can't love u if I don't understand!! dw your feelings are valid I promise to love you even w ur disorder!!
  • me: *pushes past my crippling trust issues & opens up about my symptoms, tries to explain how my brain works and how Person can help me minimize my symptoms*
  • them, slowly backing away: okay!! :)) ur feelings are valid!! :) i have to go but dw!! some1 will love u one day dw ! :)))
Qrow vs Tyrian
Jeff Williams & Alex Abrahams
Qrow vs Tyrian

Did some scavenging around Youtube and I was able to find a version of this with some of the audio cut out, now you can still hear a bit of the scene, but most of it’s been cut out. The lyrics aren’t official but the person who uploaded this video did transcribe them:

Pain 

Is your reward for being near me.

Fate

Won’t be your friend when I’m around. 

Blame

Me for the tragedy that follows. 

Grave

The situations that surround.

I’m a harbinger,

I cannot lie,

I will change the color of your life.

I don’t mean to bring you pain,

but I will, just why, I can’t explain.

I am no one’s blessing,

I’ll just bring you harm.

I’m a cursed black cat,

I’m an albatross,

I’m a mirror broken,

Sad to say,

I’m your bad luck charm.

Sometimes I just have this overwhelming feeling of hatred for the human race. This is how I know it is time to hermit.
—  INTP
  • Irene: Mwahahaha! I shall seduce the great detective with my wits and beauty.
  • Irene: *sees john* crap he's gay
  • Irene: ok ok plan b: make john jealous
  • ---1 episode later---
  • Irene: um ok that jealousy strategy worked way too well and i'm honestly starting to feel bad about it now
  • Irene: you guys seriously need to talk
  • Irene: just saying
  • Sherlock: would you please stop texting me
  • Irene: why? am i interrupting your sad pining?
  • Sherlock: no
  • Sherlock: ...yes
signs as posts i've seen on tumblr

Aries: *removes one earbud* fuck you want

Taurus: eats when im sad, sad when i eat

Gemini: *is punk rock but is also really into pink, pastel colours, and really fluffy things*

Cancer: for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment

Leo: I’m so fucking tired of not being a multimillionaire

Virgo: *sigh* why am i better than everyone

Libra: I would be a morning person, if morning happened around 1pm

Scorpio: today i feel very… mmmm whats the word… bad

Saggitarius: do you ever say something so bitchy that you’re like damn u need to chill lol

Capricorn: reblog if ur kinda cold and pretty tired

Aquarius: *sees moon* *remembers outer space* nice

Pisces: lets play a game of: did i reall do this or did i just think about doing it so hard that i constructed a false memory of it

ENTP/INFJ #1
  • INFJ: Are you okay?
  • ENTP: Yeah I'm fine! Why?
  • INFJ: No, you're sad about something.
  • ENTP: What? No, I'm not.
  • INFJ: ....hm.
  • (That night)
  • ENTP: *crying* WHY AM I CRYING!?!? NOTHING IS WRONG!!! I must contact INFJ
  • INFJ: WHY ARE YOU TEXTING ME AT 3 AM
  • ENTP: YOU WERE RIGHT I AM SAD
  • INFJ: I KNEW IT
  • ENTP: WHAT AM I SAD ABOUT
  • INFJ: Well by the way you've been acting, I'd guess you're not sure of who you are or who you should be. Societal norms have become a burden to you and you're scared to death of the closely approaching future because you can't do anything except BS your way through school and make bad jokes. Also you've given up on love, and while you SAY it's pointless, really you have just reached a dead end and you believe you can't find anyone else that will or can put up with you.
  • ENTP: Oh. That makes sense. I guess that is sort-of a lot very true.
  • INFJ: Now go to sleep!!!
  • ENTP: Okay... well thanks for hacking into the deep dark depths of my soul and heart again.
  • INFJ: My pleasure.