why am i answering it

Me, having lunch with my mom

This took place last Tuesday over our regular lunch.

My mom; “Yes, so you remember my boss?”

Me; “The shady fucker? The one who was trying to get you to fudge those grant applications? The one cheating on his wife?”

My mom; “Yes. Him.”

Me; “I note you say ‘remember’ rather than 'you know’.”

My mom. “Yeah. He got fired. Someone from the state noted a discrepancy on his expense reports and investigated. He’s in jail for fraud now.”

Me; “You seem awfully smug.”

My mom; “I just find it so coincidental that this all happens after he’s been getting away with it for two decades, and then little old me comes along and lays a curse on him specifying that all his wrongs shall come back on him.”

Me; “Coincidence is a funny thing.”

My mom; “Karma’s a bitch. Sometimes, specifically, me.”

Me; “Nice.”  

My mom; “Anyway so now it looks like I’m getting a new boss.”

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root‘s reactions to ‘shaw telling her….’

#lets acknowledge the fact that root never ever wanted more from shaw than she was able to give #she never crossed shaw’s boundaries #she never wanted to make shaw uncomfortable etc #she just wanted HER and was willing to be patient until shaw was fully ready to go THERE #so root’s reactions to shaw’s more playful/intimate moments with her are the most precious cause you can tell shaw being that vulnerable catches her off guard #she never expected ANY confession of feelings so imagine how much root is internally screaming inside #shaw making it known that she indeed loves her back was all she ever wanted

There are roses on Derek’s doorstep.

No note. No scent trail. After determining that there is nothing inherently magical or deadly about them, he spends the entire rest of the day researching symbolism and archaic demon customs, trying to figure out what kind of death threat he’s just been handed.

It doesn’t occur to him until nightfall, when the neighbors start discussing their romantic dinner plans at a decibel he has trouble tuning out, that he realizes the flowers might not have been delivered with malicious intent.

Because, apparently, today is Valentine’s Day. And apparently someone decided that Derek should receive flowers to celebrate the occasion.

Derek Hale has a secret admirer.

He honestly would have preferred the death threat.

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How could you stopped loving someone who you promised to love endlessly?” she asked. “Was it a sudden realization? I mean, have you just wake up one morning and decided to stop loving them? Have you just seen something that hit your mind and you thought of not spending forever with them anymore? I do not understand. And I knew, some people wouldn’t also understand why I need to ask these questions. But I am lost, that’s why I am seeking for answers.” she took a long sigh, and stared down at her hands. She moved her fingers as if waiting for them to show her the answers. After a minute, she continued, “Was it like cutting a rope with a knife? Was it like—you ended a sentence with a period?
—  ma.c.a // Question Marks
How Dan and Phil probably broke up #57
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Phil:</b> Dan, The End is here<p/><b>Dan:</b> <p/><b>Dan:</b> Why did you name our child this way<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>
Introductions between two Americans
  • American 1: Hi!
  • American 2: Hello!
  • American 1: How are you, hi?
  • American 2: Hi how are you so good to see you
  • American 1: So good to see you!
HIGHLIGHTS: BTS at SBS Cultwo Show Radio (170921)
  • Chainsmokers were the first to ask for a collab with BTS. After BTS accepted they were sent 10 beats right away.
  • Jin: we say bts in America because they don’t even know what Bangtan Sonyeondan means so they won’t be able to make fun of us
  • Namjoon asked Hobi yesterday in a serious tone “Why do foreign fans like us? what part do they like about us?”(they can’t believe it and they think they have nothing special) and Jhope answered him “seriously why do they think we are funny?” But the MC said that their music is great like reaaaally great (AMEN someone was there to speak the truth)
  • MC reading the comments “My mom tells me Bangtan works harder than me” the host answered to that “Yes they put their blood, sweat and tears”
  • The MC said that BTS will probably be in history books to let people know more about South Korea. BTS humbly thanked him.
  • Jhope said the choreography for this album is the hardest they had so far.
  • Suga said all their content get translated fast (in the second) so BTS and himself are amazed whenever tahta happens.
  • *DNA PLAYED*
  • Jimin buttoned his shirt and someone texted the station asking “Jimin why did you button up”.  Jimin said it was just too much. Then the host thanked Jimin for doing so and Suga said “but mine is unbuttoned too” (He was wearing a shirt underneath lol)
  • The host asked them what are they majored in high school. Jimin said contemporary dance and the MC said “yeah your face look like contemporary dance). V said dancing and singing.
  • A fan asked that she wanted to hear Tahyung and Jungkook more. The MC asked if they don’t talk much to which Jimin answered "No they talk the most” and JK added, “I don’t know when to come in/get into the convo”.
  • Suga and JK got a cold.
  • The MC said Jimin looks like he was naturally born with blonde hair (it suits him so well)
  • Jimin: we all cried when we first performed at the Olympic Gymnasium. there were chills all throughout our bodies
  • The dome tour next month is their first JAPAN biggest tour and one con holds 35000ppl and they even cried w 1500ppl so they r thrilled n nerve
  • Host: is pied piper about the fans because they follow you guys around? bts: yes host: are you dissing them? yoongi: we’re thankful (Read this analysis to understand why they are thankful HERE).
  • Q. how was it performing with Seo Taiji yoongi: it was an honor hoseok: he’s very detailed he helped us one by one with the dances. Namjoon: Seo Taiji kept calling us his sons. there’s a year difference between him and Jungkook’s actual dad
  • Cultwo said they used to have 8000 fans but bc they didn’t take care of them they have 5 now lol (Insinuating that they should take care of their fans).
  • host: rap mon’s good at English who’s good at Japanese bts: rap mon hoseok: he’s very good with languages host: How about Chinese bts: jin
  • What do u wanna eat so bad rn? Jimin said chicken, Jin jelly, Suga obok jaengban (Jimin said he was an old man for picking that), V ggomak, Jhope Nakjji, RM meat and rice and Jungkook ramen.
  • They said they eat Three meals a day but because of the schedule (packed), they lose weight every day. Jimin: (worried fans would be worried about them) WE’RE EATING VERY WELL DO NOT WORRY ABOUT US
  • MC: you guys kicked down Ariana grande Justin Bieber Shawn Mendes Namjoon: I feel rude saying kicked host: YOU DID KICK THEM DOWN
  • They started talking about “top social artist” and the host asked them to tell Bieber something and V said in English “Justin Bieber I am your fan”.
  • Namjoon’s motto “Let’s live life sexily”
  • Taehyung: [his life motto is something in satoori his dad says] it means “that’s nothing! just forget about it and do it/move on!”
  • Jungkook changes the instruments he is learning every 3 months so the MC said he is probably good at none. and JK answered, “That’s why I am trying to change my moto” (‘It’s better to die if you have no passion’ to which SG answered in the past 'Jungkookie is going to die soon’).
  • Jimin: we’re coming back through the comeback show with DNA so please anticipate it and love us a lot thank you! 
  • [end of show]

Cr sugafull27 rosoidae

anonymous asked:

看完漫畫之後,大大是喜歡Nightkiller還是colorkiller邪教呢?( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

first ask translate: after reading the comic,which one does senpai ship,Nightkiller or colorkiller?

both…so i was crying and laughing when i saw the comic, the feelings are real QUQ

but now im not sure about that

cause killer he…

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兩個都很喜歡啊…所以我是邊哭邊笑著看完漫畫的,心好痛QUQ

但現在我不是很確定了

因為killer他…

HE REALLY LOOKS SO HAPPY WITH COLOR!!_(:3 ⌒゙)_

他真的和COLOR在一起比較開心啊!!_(:3 ⌒゙)_

however i still feel sad for nightmare

man..i kinda hope that someone can help him cause his still a good guy in the deep side of him right? 

but …

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然而我還是很替nightmare難過

老天..我真希望有誰能幫幫他畢竟在他身處他還是個好人對吧?

但…

dream is geting married helping cross

dream在幫助cross

blue is playing with error

blue在跟error玩

and ink is also playing with error..XD??

而ink也在跟error玩…XD??

all the star sans are quite busy , i cant figure out who can help nightmare

but still i’ll stay determined , he’ll be rescued someday somehow, i have that feeling ;D

(OMG im really really sorry for my poor english QUQ!!)

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所有小天使都在忙,我真想不到還有誰能幫nightmare了

但我還是會保持決心,他在某天會被拯救的,我能感覺到;D


error!sans : @loverofpiggies

killer!sans : @rahafwabas

nightmare!sans & dream!sans : @jokublog

cross!sans : @jakei95

ink!sans : @comyet 

color!sans © @superyoumna 

Guys My Age (1)

Pairing: Bucky X Reader

Words: 2554

Warnings: Lap dancing. ANGST.

Summary: You’re playing truth or dare with the Avengers when Nat asks you when the last time you got laid was  and Sam dares you to pick a song that perfectly grasps why you haven’t had sex in so long.

A/N: Thanks for the anon who recommended this song. I thank the heavens I found it because it’s so fucking relevant. I can’t seem to write smut without just a tinsy bit of a plot. But here you go.

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