why am i always at mcdonalds

Being Schoolmates w/ Suga
  • you walk into class on the first day and choose a random seat
  • Yoongi walks in and sits right next to you
  • and you’re like “there are literally 12 other seats ????”
  • but he misses school one day and you find yourself missing him
  • like, you’ve never even talked to him but you really want him to be there
  • he falls asleep in class
  • like all the time 
  • whenever someone is class says something stupid you find yourself looking at him like “we are surrounded by idiots”
  • and he gives you the same look back 
  • there’s a partner project assigned and you don’t really know anyone in the class but suddenly Yoongi hands you his phone
  • you’re super surprised because the most you guys have done is share looks with each other and now he wants to do a project with you
  • Yoongi being a sassy little shit about it just saying “well how else are we supposed to communicate outside of class? Carrier pigeon?”
  • his uniform is always messy
  • the top button is always undone not that you’re complaining
  • his tie is always stuffed in his backpack
  • like why he even bothers to bring his tie, you literally don’t know
  • he always walks you home from school, he likes you that much
  • his excuse is that you live really close to his favorite restaurant and you’re like “the only ‘restaurant’ I am even remotely close to is McDonalds…”
  • but you always look forward to walking home with him
  • also, you guys never ended up doing that project you two were always too busy making out on his bed so when you had to present Yoongi was like “fuck it I regret nothing” and so the two of you were bullshitting your way through the entire thing

The Be More Chill Characters As Thing My Friends Have Said

Jeremy: “I always thought Magic Mike was a basketball player.”

Michael: *punches a random, abandoned McDonalds cup* “God, I’m so gay..”

The Squip: “Why am I such a snake?”

Christine: “If it’s any consultation…”

Rich: “I’m dyslexic, I swear when I speak!”

Jake: “My feet don’t feel like five hours.”

Jenna: “Guess the fuck up!”

Chloe: “I’m, like, lowkey slutty.”

Brooke: “Read to die this instantly.”

anonymous asked:

o boi can u hit me up with some Eliot Spencer headcanons?

Hello yes come in and let me yell at you about my favorite porcupine teddy bear, Eliot Freaking Spencer. I love this boy and also his actor, Christian Kane.

To start with, Christian Kane also played Lindsey McDonald on Angel, so my favorite thing is the twin/past name trope. Why yes, I am predictable, thanks for noticing. But that could bring the Buffyverse supernatural into Leverage, and isn’t that fun?

Random canon facts with headcanon extrapolation below the cut:

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anonymous asked:

Hi! May I request a boyfriend mingyu au?

I don’t know why it took me so long to do this but I’m just gonna crack my knuckles and get goin with it

- boyfriend mingyu where does one start

- okay first thing that’s coming to mind is that he’d literally be such an embarrassing boyfriend

- like so embarrassing and clumsy you question how someone gets to this point

- he’d open the door to a restaurant for you to try and be all cool

- and he’d literally hit himself with the door because he opened it too quick 

- you’d laugh at him because how in the hell but then his expression would drop to one of embarrassment and slight asahmement (is that even a word) because he couldn’t impress you

- but you know what he was trying to do so you give him a kiss on the cheek to make him feel better and to let him know you appreciated the effort anyways

- then he gets a big ol smile and all is well again 

- would like for you to sleep on his chest at night sometimes 

- although he would understand if that’s not always a comfortable position for you to sleep in all the time so on other nights he would just like to cuddle

- makes you breakfast in bed on your birthday, anniversary, or whenever he knows you didn’t have such a good day the day before

- would make fun of you /in a playful way/ a lot and you would do the same to him

- but once in a while he’d take it too far and accidentally hurt your feelings 

- then he would stop immediately and apologize like 20 times minimum and would get such a big pout 

- you wouldn’t even be able to stay mad at him because you could tell he just felt so bad and it’d kill him inside if you were super pissed at him

- so you forgive him softly but he still continues to apologize 

- the next day he even buys you your favorite snacks in addition to apologizing 

- thus being another time where you give him a kiss to make him feel better because you already forgave him

- taking selfies with you would be one of his favorite hobbies

- along with taking selfies of himself to send to you 


- even if you don’t know how to bake and if mingyu doesn’t know that well either it wouldn’t matter

- you two would look up a recipie online and follow as closely as possible because I mean you want it to turn out good 

- but that doesn’t stop putting flour on each others cheeks and wiping your hands on each other 

- when living together a puppy will come into play at some point

- mingyu will 1000% get jealous when you pay more attention to it than him 

- he will spend more time with the puppy than you too to get back at you for doin him dirty

- would most definitely tease you about sexual things to embarrass you

- in private and public

- going to mcdonalds at 2am because you’re both hungry is also a yes

- all in all boyfriend!mingyu would just be a really fun, cute, and embarrassing all at once boyfriend

- but ofc you still love him unconditionally

- bc how can you not when he’s mingyu


ALRIGHTY so first post of 2017 much wow it’s 5:05am and I haven’t slept since last year (yes I am that guy) so goodnight everyone !! 

why do I always post so late what’s my problem

~peach admin

Hilarious Text Memes

[Text] First, I have nothing to do with the muffler in the living room. Second, how good is your car insurance?

[Text] I’m officially ‘accidently set myself on fire’ drunk

[Text] You kept yelling 'NO CAPES’ at me for no reason whatsoever

[Text] You started yelling the lyrics of Thousand Years when we finally got our order of chicken mcnuggets thirty minutes later and danced with the package.

[Text] There is not enough Whiskey in the world for this shit.

[Text] Help. Someone covered my bedroom floor with cups of water and you know how clumsy I am in the morning. I also need a tag team partner to help kick the ass of whoever did this.

[Text] What. The. Hell. Did. You. Do.

[Text] So a large tree limb decided to make an entrance to the living room from the roof…



[Text] It is entirely possible that the FEDS may or may not be knocking on the door in twenty minutes.

[Text] Why am I always the sober one?