why all the notes

I love you, Riverdale, but
  • Why did everyone just congregate around Jason Blossom’s body? Like, was there a group text, “Meet at Sweetwater River, dead ginger on the shore”? 
    • On that note, why wasn’t Sheriff Keller like, “Hey, all citizens of Riverdale, GTFO, this is a crime scene?”
  • How did Archie literally not get in trouble, like, at all when his dad found out he was sleeping with his teacher?
  • When does Pop Tate sleep/go home? Does Pop Tate sleep/go home? 
  • Why does Betty just randomly have a ladder at her window? If she doesn’t, how did she not hear Jughead placing said ladder at her window? (on that note: I hope Hal never notices his ladder is missing because we need 10,000 more Jughead-climbing-into-Betty’s-room-scenes in S2, thanks.)
  • You’re telling me that Polly was holed up in a convent and probably getting at least some maternity care from the Sisters and obviously super pregnant and no one had figured out she was having twins yet? Is the convent’s prenatal equipment from 1960?
  • If Hal was really so disturbed by the idea of his daughter getting frisky with someone in her bloodline and was completely unable to sway her, why didn’t he just tell her she was doing incest? I just feel like that’s a thing I’d 100% for sure tell my kid. 
  • Jughead has probably lived in Riverdale for pretty much ever, right? And Sheriff Keller has probably been around a while, too? And it’s not like, a booming metropolis. So why was he so super shocked to find out about Jughead’s ~insidious criminal past~?

Originally posted by lilireinhartpics

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but it’s better if you do - panic! at the disco

  • fanfic writer: *writing* Oh wow, they are going to love this. This is by far my best work!
  • fic: *witty lines* *perfect love making* *fluffy enough to kill us all* *a dash of angst, a smidgen of hurt/comfort*
  • fanfic writer: Oh man. This is it. This will be my legacy! *sweats into fic* *bleeds into fic* *cries into fic* *spends days perfecting the grammar and verbage and sex scenes* *has 15 betas look over it*
  • fanfic writer: Okay. It is finally time to release my baby on the world. Here you go fandom. You're welcome.
  • fandom: Ha, cute. *like* *kudos*
  • fanfic writer: :/
  • * * *
  • same fanfic writer: *writing* Whatever. This is shit, I don't even care right now. A singing squirrel? Sure, let's do it. Haha, cheesy lines that make no sense, sure. Grammatical errors out the wazoo? Why not. No one's going to read this piece of crap anyway, I literally wrote it on a scrap of 1 ply toilet paper with a broken yellow crayon.
  • fanfic writer: LOL *post*
  • fandom: OMG THIS IS THE BEST THING YOU HAVE EVER GRANTED US WITH, WHERE HAS THIS BEEN ALL MY LIFE, OMG, I NEED A SEQUEL IMMEDIATELY, PLEASE. WHAT THE. I'M NOT EVEN WORTHY. *kudosrebloglikereccomment*
  • fanfic writer: *sigh*

are you a dinosaur or dragon person? are you a planets or stars person? are you a shiny or matte person?

How Dan and Phil probably broke up #57
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Phil:</b> Dan, The End is here<p/><b>Dan:</b> <p/><b>Dan:</b> Why did you name our child this way<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>
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Have you ever found yourself wanting a metric ton of DAI music? Have you ever thought to yourself, aw man, DAI’s soundtrack was 15 hours shorter than I wanted it to be? If that sounds like you, then this is a link for you.

I’ve ripped all the music from this game - that is, all the ambient snippets of music that you hear while running around in the world, and all the music that happens in cutscenes - and it turns out there’s 16 hours (1.6 gigs) of it.

(- here’s the download link -)

So if you’ve found yourself wishing you had the heaps of music that never made it to the official soundtrack, you can now roll around in hours of it. 

Whatever you do, don’t imagine Little Jason Grace coming to Camp Jupiter led by Juno and without even knowing this kid, he’s already being hailed Champion of Juno because yes he’s a toddler with a scar on his lip and watery eyes and he’s crying out “Lia!” though no one knows who that is but Juno brought him here and so he’s not just Jason anymore, he’s Jason Grace, Champion of Juno.

Don’t imagine Child Jason Grace being claimed, lightning striking the earth and thunder booming the minute he picks up a gold sword and marks being burned into his skin because he may be only a child that doesn’t know how to put on armour properly and wears baggy hand me downs but it is Jupiter who claimed him hello, King of the fucking universe, and so now he’s not just Jason, he’s Jason Grace, Champion of Juno, and son of Jupiter.

Don’t imagine Tweenage Jason Grace wondering who he belongs to, what his parents are like, if they would like him, and asking everyone what Jupiter’s like if they know anything, anything at all about his mother, but all anyone tells him is you are a Child of Rome, Jason Grace, and that is all you need to know because it doesn’t matter if he’s not done growing yet and has no idea what his place in the world is yet because he’s not just Jason, he’s Jason Grace, Champion of Juno, Son of Jupiter, and Child of Rome.

Don’t imagine Teenage Jason Grace going on a quest to save the fucking world, not to make  himself seem like a hero, but to prove to himself that he is hero that everyone says he is even if he’s lost his fucking memory and when he comes back expecting a “Hey, look, he’s a person” all there is pontifex maximus, he’s the pontifex maximus, because it doesn’t matter that he’s gone through pain and heartache and blood, so much blood, he’s not just Jason, he’s Jason Grace, Champion of Juno, Son of Jupiter, Child of Rome, and Pontifex Maximus.

Don’t imagine Older Jason Grace walking down a street and hearing Hero of Olympus, he’s a Hero of Olympus whispered behind him, because it doesn’t matter that he’s tired of only a few select people really knowing him and that there’s always going to be a breaking point, he doesn’t have those, of course not, after all, he’s not just Jason, he’s Jason Grace, Champion of Juno, Son of Jupiter, Child of Rome, Pontifex Maximus, and Hero of Olympus.

Instead, just imagine a member of one of the many lares calling Jason in the streets but he’s not calling Jason, he’s calling “Jason Grace, Champion of Juno, Son of Jupiter, Child of Rome, Pontifex Maximus, Hero of Olympus” and Jason, just Jason, breaks down in the middle of the streets-

I’m not just a fucking title!”

How Ishida deals with hatemail in real life.

anonymous asked:

Do you have any examples of jk doing the tongue thing when hes jealous?

yeah.. idk if hes jealous per se but there does seem to be a general.. pattern
- recent vlive when jimin was hanging off of tae
- mmas when jimin was with tae, isac when jimin was hanging out with a jin, a fansign when jimin was chilling with namjoon
- jimin complimenting tae
- jin-jimin-tae group hug
- jimin doing red card with yellow card yoongi