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Skyrim, Logic 101

Thief~ “Alright, hand over your valubales, or i’ll gut you like a fish!”

Me~ “Let me introduce myself, i am the Dragonborn, master of the way of the voice, killer of the great Alduin. Defeater of Mirakk, Lord Harkon, Ulfic Stormcloak. Assassinator of Titus Mede the Second.  I am the listener of the Dark Brotherhood, Grand Mage of Collage of Winterhold, Leader of the Companions and the Thief’s Guild. I am the mortal Champion of Azura, Boethiah, Clavicus Vile, Hermaeus Mora, Hircine, Malacath, Mephala, Meridiam Molag Bal, Namira, Peryite, Sanguine, Sheogorath, Vaerina and Mehrunes Dagon. I am a Nightingale of Nocturnal. I am the Thane of every hold in Skyrim. I’m a ex Vampire Lord and Werewolf……. And you want to rob me?”

Thief~ “Nice try, but you don’t scare me. I’m not going to ask again”

 

All because you didn’t level up your speech skill!!!!

Mini Rick Fics(Rick Sanchez x reader)

“Are you sure this is gunna work?” You whispered to Morty, you both had a cheeky look upon your faces. Morty nodded, “Yeah, but remember, you gotta be REALLY serious.” he whispered, you nodded reassuringly. “Got it.” you whispered back before finally leaving the room and entering Rick’s with a serious expression, Morty followed closely behind. “Hey, Rick, can I talk to you?” You said with a solemn expression. Rick gazed at you for a moment with a questioning look, but he just nodded. You fiddled with the edge of your shirt. “I’m…” You stuttered and Rick gave you a quirked eye brow. “I’m…I-I’m…” You looked at your feet, Rick continued to give you a very concerned look glancing at Morty who prodded you on. “You’re…?” Rick said almost wearily, his mind racing a thousand miles per second. You looked up confidently, “I’m hungry.” You said with a seriously dead face, Rick’s eye twitched slightly as he took of his glasses and face palmed, “What the f-fuck you bitch…” He said trying to control his anger as you started laughing insanely. “You thought I was going to say something else!” You snorted out, Rick just let out a huff turning around and going back to work. You turned around with a grin and high-fived Morty.

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“RICK?!” You snarled stomping into the garage, your blood seared with rage as you stared at the back of his head. He turned around with a bored look and gave you a irked expression, “What? C-can’t you see I’m working here?” He burped, you just continued to glare at him. “Where the fuck is my bra?” You said pointing to your large hoodie you had on, Rick just gazed at your chest area with a snort, “I-I don’t know what you’re talking about.” Rick said turning back around, you inhaled sharply. He was blatantly ignoring you because you knew he took it. Your only pink laced bra was missing, and the last person in your room was Rick… You sighed walking over to him and spinning his chair around, he gave you another annoyed look before glaring up at your towering form above him. “Rick…” You said in a warning voice, “I need that…” you said crossing your arms, Rick gave you a sinister smile before roughly pulling you down in his lap and kissing you with a heated force. His tongue swiped over lips before entering dominantly, you felt his hands creep up your chest and squeeze slightly. You let out a small growl at this, to which he just pulled away from the passionate embrace and growled darkly, “It’s better with out the bra, sweetie~” He purred in your ear.

[ENG] Jun.K - With You lyrics

Everyday repeats  Yeah  As I’m dreaming in the morning
Always searching for that one and only
Where are you? Tell me

And then one day you, out of the blue
Suddenly appeared  The woman of my dreams
I felt it with one glance  You are the one destined for me

‘Cause I just need to be with you
Just having you here  I feel good
I’m so deeply in love with you, it’s unbelievable  Love you all the way
If you feel the same  Baby
Don’t know why, don’t know why

Not much time has gone by yet since we met
Yeah  but Baby It’s got nothing to do with time
This urge for you can’t possibly be mistaken

And then one day you, out of the blue
After I had given up  You found me baby
Crossing over the night sky you found me

'Cause I just need to be with you
Come over to me  I’ll be good
I’m so deeply in love with you, more than you think  Love you all the way
I can say with pride “I love you”

Don’t you know, don’t you know  Even if we were
Don’t you know, don’t you know  Not meant to be
I’m thankful for this miracle
That allowed us to meet

Baby, need to be with you
Just having you here  I am free
That is how I feel and girl say
I’m so deeply in love with you  Love you all the way
If you feel the same  Baby

Need to be with you
Just having you here  I feel good
I’m so deeply in love with you, it’s unbelievable  Love you all the way
If you feel the same  Baby
Don’t know why
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JPN-ENG: dawnjelly
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