whump!tony

The Avengers v Age of Ultron
  • Avengers:fuck yeah! natasha doesn't need a man to define her! She can kick ass and have her own plot without a man!!!
  • Age of Ultron:cAn't you SEE!!! She's clearly been in love with bruce THE WHOLE tIME!!! It's sOO OBvious! Also she's clearly a monster with a huge burden because she can't have kids!!!
  • fans:
  • fans:
  • literally everyone who has seen the movies at all:
  • quiksilver from his grave:
  • Ultrons dead ass:
  • even loki from wherever the hell he is:

[…] it will be Crossbones (in costume) who will be the catalyst that kicks off the film, instigating an attack that causes much death and destruction, causing the government to step in and put out the Superhero Registration Act.


The other element that will be a key focus is The Winter Soldier, whose existence is the big question as he has the ability to be a hero, but has also been a villain. This causes the main rift between Tony Stark and Steve Rogers, as the disagreement leads them to opposing sides.

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JoBlo on the Captain America: Civil War story.

Ok but imagine:

- Nat and Wanda bonding over terrible childhoods in former Soviet countries.

- Nat and Wanda both understanding/speaking Russian, and talking about team members to each other in front of them. 

- Steve furiously learning Russian late at night in an effort to understand all the giggling in his presence. 

- Bucky coming back and Steve’s life being literal hell because now there’s 3 of them

- Steve finally breaking down and going to Tony to request a real-time translator.