my brother was watching Paddington (which I haven’t seen) & all of a sudden he starts yelling “Arica, why is the Doctor in my movie?” and life & behold Peter Capaldi is badgering away in a window as the cranky neighbor. Beautiful.
13: *regenerates and crashes the TARDIS due to the impeccable force of said action just like the previous Doctors*
Me: you’re doing great, sweetie!
Imbeciles:ha, look the Doctor’s a woman now, thats why she can’t drive!
Me: *sighs, sits down, wears glasses & clears throat* THE DOCTOR NEVER GOT A LICENSE TO EVEN FLY THE TARDIS! THE DOCTOR STOLE THE TARDIS, RAN AWAY AND LEARNT HOW TO FLY IT BY CRASHING INTO PEOPLE’S YARDS! THE ONLY ONE ABLE TO DRIVE THE TARDIS PERFECTLY IS RIVER SONG WHO, BY THE WAY, IS A PROUD FEMALE!