Any time Circenn went all, “I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR MY WOMAN!” Dude turned my ass into jello jelly.
When Circenn built Lisa that beautiful -REDACTED FOR SPOILERS- I swear REAL tears glistened in my REAL eyes!
OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD HOW YOU GONNA MAKE ME PICK?! Sensual AF Circenn? Spunky Lisa? LITERALLY ALL THE OTHER WARRIOR DUDES? There’s too much good, god dammit.
How smexy was the smex?
SoOOoOOoooOoo hawwwwwt! A tree, a wall, and dialogue. That’s all this bitch is saying.
Name That Trope:
Time Travel, Opposites Attract, Hero In Pursuit, Fake/Contract Engagement, Beta Hero/Alpha Heroine
Whose Line Is It Anyway:
1. “How dare you get mad at me when I was mad at you first?” - Lisa
2. “Sometimes anger was the only defense one had.” - Circenn
3. “You make me think I might discover parts of myself I doona know exist.” - Circenn
4. LITERALLY ANY OF THE “IMMA SEDUCE-MONOLOGUE MY WOMAN” PARAGRAPHS!
Got any bitching to do?
Bitch, you crazy?!?! Of course the hell not! The thing is perfect! My only grump is that the series is finished. I HAZ BOOK NEEDS, DAMMIT!
Visually Depict Yo Book Feels:
Famous last words:
If you only take ONE of my recommendations, <i>TAKE THIS ONE & GET THE TO A BUY LINK!</i> It’s 354 pages and every damn page was fun! Magic, history, a sassy heroine, a smitten hero; what more could you possibly want?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?
The Doctor returns to that damnable Hand Mine field, where young Davros is still crying for help. “I’m from the future,” says The Doctor, who then lifts his weapon and points it at the sweet-faced little fella. “I’m gonna save my friend the only way I can: Exterminate!” It’s a doozy of a denouement – putting the Dalek’s battle cry that we’ve heard hundreds of times now into the mouth of the man who is forever trying to stop them, without succumbing to their ways. Surely, next Saturday’s hour, “The Witch’s Familiar,” will un-kill Clara and Missy, and reveal a hitch in The Doctor’s plan that doesn’t involve actually pulling the trigger, but until then, it’ll be a tense seven days of waiting.