I can’t help feeling as if there’s something missing in my life. But I don’t know what it is. And the harder I look, the more I can’t find it, because there’s just too much pressure and not enough time.
OKAY here we go AGAIN but this time the bih showed up at a movie premiere and went full SIMPLE PALETTE FACE like tf??? She went for that POPPIN red lip stick and she’s already signature SMOKIN~~ She PASSED ON THAT KIM K CONTOUR TUTORIAL AND WAS LIKE FUCK IT LETS DO IT REAL SIMPLE LIKE THE MAGAZINE.
ANYWAY LETS GET TO THE GOODS: I know YOU ALL BEEN WAITING with bated breath to see This Look™ on your dash again so ta-da WISH GRANTED. This bih showed up and STOLE THE WHOLE COT DAMN SHOW WITH A PAIR OF PANTS. LOOK AT THOSE GORGEOUS FUCKING PIPE CLEANERS. 70s INSPIRED REVIVAL?? YUP. BELL BOTTOMS? YES. HIGH WAISTED? YOU BET YOUR GAY BOOTY IT IS. BUT WAIT WHO WEARS CRUSHED VELVET MUSTARD IN 2016???? BITCH RECOGNIZE THIS TREND$ETTER B4 ITS TOO LATE. LOOK AT THAT FUCKING SHEEN ITS LIKE SOMEONE STOLE THE STARS FROM THE SKY, CRUSHED THEM UP, AND THEN MADE SOME TUBES OUT OF THEM AND OFC ADC WAS LIKE OH YEAH MAKE ME SOME PANTS OUTTA THOSE.
LOOK AT THEM IN ACTION YOU CAN’T BEAT THE VERSATILITY OF CRUSHED VELVET YO. FUCKING SATIN CLOUD WATERFALLS ON YOUR LEGS>>>> REMEMBER VELOUR SWEAT SUITS??? CRUSHED VELVET PANTS ARE THEIR COOL OLDER HIPSTER COUSINS WHO LISTEN TO LO-FI AND GET HYPHY ABOUT MASON JARS. ANYWAY WHEN THIS TRICKLES DOWN TO THE “MAINSTREAM” AND YOUR 7TH PERIOD GYM TEACHER IS ROCKING THE VELVET Y’ALL BETTER REMEMBER THIS BOMBA$$ FIT~