I had a dream where ned and peter kissed i cant believe theyre canon
ned and peter would totally be the nerds who sit there in peter’s room complaining about how they’re gonna be juniors in high school and they still haven’t had their first kiss.
and then ned would probably be like, “we could just kiss each other.”
“yeah…. i dunno, man, what if that makes things weird between us.”
and ned would roll his eyes and throw up his hands. “it’s just mouths touching, dude!! and besides, we’re both gonna be really bad at it, we might as well practice on each other so that when he have our REAL first kisses we know what to do and it won’t be as scary.”
and peter would lay there on the floor looking up at the ceiling, thinking about how much sense ned was making. “yeah…. yeah, you know what you’re totally right. let’s do it!”
ned would pump his fist in the air and whoop, “hell yeah, lets fuck!!”
“ned, we aren’t fucking.”
“right, sorry, i got caught up in the moment.”
and they would both be sitting crosslegged across from each other, just awkwardly staring at the floor. ned would cough, and go, “well??”
“well, what? i don’t know what to do either!!”
and ned would just groan, kinda surprised that he’s nervous about kissing peter. he didn’t expect to be nervous when it’s just his friend. his plan seems to be flawed, but he can think about that later. “just…. come here. let’s get this over with.”
peter snorts loudly. “wow, that’s so romantic, ned.”
“hey, we never said anything about romance.”
“well, maybe that’s fine for YOU,” peter mumbled, looking down suddenly feeling bashful. “but i want my first kiss to be kinda romantic even if it is with a nerd like you.” peter hoped ned couldn’t see him blushing.
“just.. just come here, pete.”
and peter crawled forward to ned, and situated himself so that he was sat snuggly in between ned’s legs. it didn’t feel sexual really, or even intimate, it just felt comfortable. he and ned had cuddled with each other before, they never really had personal space issues. so sitting this close to ned wasn’t what was making peter nervous, if anything it calmed him down. ned always smelled like cinnamon, it was relaxing.
nah, peter was just nervous because now he wanted a little bit more. he didn’t expect to really want this for anything past just getting his first kiss out of the way, but suddenly he did want more.
“okay now w-what,” peter whispered, so nervous that he felt like he might pass out. he tried to look calm and cool, but his stutter sold him out as did his shaking fingers.
“hey, c'mon dude, it’s just me. it’s just us. hey, we don’t have to do this if you don’t wanna –”
“no, i wanna! do you want to? i mean, do you still want to kiss me? i mean, it’s cool if you don’t, that’s totally cool, i get it, but i –”
and ned rolled his eyes and just kissed peter. the kiss got off to a rocky start bc peter just kind of sat there stiffly in shock. but after a few delayed seconds he began kissing ned back. their teeth clicked against each other’s, and it was clear that neither really knew just how to move their lips. it was clumsy and bad and awful, and peter loved it.
they pulled apart and both began giggling, ned held peter’s hand and played with his fingers.
“you look really pretty,” ned would say, smiling blissfully.
“dude, shut up.”
“you said you wanted romance!!”
“well romance doesn’t mean just saying random compliments, you dork.”
“but you really do look pretty.”
and peter would just bury his face into ned’s chest, not really being able to process the excitement and nervousness still buzzing through him. “thank you,” he mumbled into ned’s shirt.
and then they ordered some pizza and played some video games, both felt really calm and happy for the rest of the evening. after awhile ned called it a night and got ready to go home. peter watched him while he gathered all his things and put them in his bookbag.
“i know it was just supposed to be for practice and wasn’t supposed to count, but could our kiss be our real first kiss too?”
and ned would just smile warmly at peter, and nod. “yeah, it can be real. definitely.”
what are you're thoughts on the trans danny headcanon/theory??
Y’know, this is the third time I’ve been asked about this headcanon, yet I’ve never actually shared my thoughts. All I’ve said is that I like it. If you guys are so curious about what I think, though, I guess I can go into more detail.
So, here are my thoughts on the trans Danny theory. I’ll put them under a cut for length and so people who aren’t interested in this headcanon can easily scroll past. Meaning I specifically don’t want my sister reading this that would be embarrassing.
SO like, in my heart Harry is Ernest’s fave and he was absolutely obsessed with his hair and loved that they matched. SO he’s devastated when H cuts his. Think that clip from 1dday where the kid said he didn’t like harry’s clothes and he poorly pretended to laugh it off while obviously being deeply insulted. That sh*t is my jam.