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Car Radio

This was requested by @blue-greenstylinson a while back. I’m so sorry it’s taken so long to get out! (You’re a sweetheart for being so patient with me, I swear hope I’ll never let an ask sit this long again. You’re the best!) -Emma

Also I couldn’t decide on what type of drug Tyler would be so I made him like two types


The music at the party made it near impossible for anything to be heard in the house. This didn’t bother Tyler at all. In fact, it pumped him up even more. This was the first party he had been to in California that Mark wasn’t hosting, and he had been really looking forward to this. Unlike at Mark’s parties, Tyler didn’t have to worry about something being posted on Mark’s channel. Tyler didn’t mind being on Mark’s channel, but he always found himself holding back on drinking when he knew the party would be posted about. He didn’t want to set a bad example for the fans.

This party was different though. His friend Luca was hosting it, and unbeknownst to Tyler, Luca had quite a wild side.  It wasn’t long before Tyler was handed a drink, and over the course of the night he had downed enough drinks to put a college frat boy to shame. 

After doing some shots with Luca and some of his friends, Luca made a suggestion that blew everybody’s mind. 

“Hey, hey, guys. Karaoke?” 

Tyler gasped. “Luuuucass you'rea geniuss that sounds uh-mazingg!”

Luca laughed. “Scheid, I think you’ve had a little too much to drink. I think you’re good for now.”

Tyler pouted and followed Luca to a little makeshift stage where the karaoke machine was placed, slightly stumbling  along the way. Luca cut off the music, causing everyone to stop and groan.

“Hey bro! Turn the mussic back on that was my jam,” a voice yelled.

“Calm down, calm down. I was thinking it would be fun to do karaoke. Any takers for the first song?” Luca announced.

“I’ll go first Lu,” Tyler offered, stepping onto the stage. 

“You sure Ty? What song?”

Tyler nodded. “Surprise me. And I just want to say Luke,” Tyler burst into laughter. “Luke, I am your father.” More laughter. Luca rolled his eyes and passed Tyler the mic. Not too long after, Vanilla Ice’s “Ice Ice Baby” filled the room. 

Tyler able to get through the “Ice ice baby” parts, but he made incoherent noises during the rap parts. He stupidly danced during it, earning cheers from the crowd. This encouraged him to dance more. In the middle of a move that looked like a hybrid of the tranky doo and a mime riding a motorcycle, Tyler got too close to the edge of the stage and tripped off of it. Luckily for him, he landed on his feet, but crashed into the guys standing by the stage. Luca quickly rushed over to him. 

“Woah there Tyler, I think you should go. Gimme your phone, lemme call somebody for you.” 

“Ooooh, Ethshould come he would love this and he would have so much fun. Lucky you are so smart today.” Tyler continued gush about Ethan to Luca, who quickly grew annoyed by it. 

“Well, I texted the Ethan guy in your phone, who I’m assuming is “Eth”. He should be here any minute now.”

Tyler gasped again. “Ethan’s coming here?! Oh god I hope he’ll wanna hang with me, he’s reeeally cool and I’m not, and he just-” Tyler suddenly sniffled and his eyes slightly began to water. “Lila he means a lot and I really hope he shows.”

Almost as if on cue, Luca spotted some tiny kid with bright blue hair looked around, confused. 

“Tyler, is that your friend?”

Tyler turned around and barreled towards his friend. 

“Ethy you made it! I missed youu!” Tyler exclaimed, tackling Ethan in a hug. Ethan had to pry Tyler off of him.

“Well of course I’d come, wait are you crying? What’s wrong?” Ethan observed. 

“I’m not crying there was just this ummmm, this craazy curse that makes a water fall on my face.” Tyler explained, thinking this is perfect, he’ll never know.

“Uh, huh. Now who’s Luca? I want to thank him for getting me.” Ethan asked, looked around again.

“I’m Luca. Thanks for coming for him. I know he appreciates it. He would not be able to drive like this. Here’s his phone. ” Luca stepped forward and held out Tyler’s phone.

“Thanks man, I appreciate it. Tyler are you ready to head home?” Ethan directed his attention back to Tyler. 

“Ooooh, youre taking me home? I cant waait. Bye Luccyyy.”

Ethan struggled to get Tyler in the car. Once on the way home, Tyler became suddenly interested in everything in the car. 

“Eeeeth, can we do karaokaaay?” Tyler begged, opening and closing the air conditioning vent.

“Karaoke? I guess.” Ethan answered, turning on the radio. Tyler cheered. The song on was “Chandelier”. Tyler began screeching along with the song and Ethan couldn’t help but to laugh and sing along. The rest of the ride home went like this. 

As they neared their house, “All of Me” began to play. Tyler belted along, messing up the lyrics, and then completely improvised the chorus. 

“ ’Cause ooooliveee meat  rubs ooooliveee juice, blue blue blue blue hair all your hair is blue blue blue. Give your soull to me, give my soull to you. I like your bluee face ohhhhhh ohhh.”

Tyler finished his version of the chorus as they pulled into their driveway. His version caught Ethan off guard, and he blamed it for Tyler being drunk. That didn’t stop his face from flushing.  

“Ethan did youu like my song for you, ohmygod you are so red are you sunburnt? I’ll fight the sun for you.” Tyler became concerned while he examined Ethan’s blush.

“No, no, no. I’m fine. Let’s get you to bed, shall we?” He avoided the subject of his flushed face and helped Tyler out of the car.

“Okay! Bye-bye Mr. Radio!”

Re: Erza Scarlet

I call this the ‘I’m not gonna defend Erza’s behaviour but I will be damned if I don’t try to find a reason for it’ post, now with images! There is a tl;dr if you don’t want to read everything here.


Alright, so from her introduction, the first thing we know about her is that she scares people in the guild. She’s strong and, to some readers, comes off as a little high and mighty. It is plain to see that she is in control.

From the first time we see Erza in the guildhall, we also see most of the other members looking nervous or pretty scared. You don’t even HAVE to look past the first panel to see that. Her presence is intimidating.

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Sticking with the Schuylers (34)

(Thank you for waiting so patiently for this-I had a long week that kept trying to knock me down, but luckily I pulled through thanks to optimism and ‘Times are Hard for Dreamers’ on a constant loop. Thank the lord for Amelie).

I love John Laurens, and I love his family, and I know this fic is long but I have like 16 pages of headcanon/development so do with that what you will, I love my fic baby.

(Tagging: @ellzabethschuyler also shoutout to @oosnavi for giving me lots of really good ideas on this one and also killing me with all of the Pippa + children pictures every day.)

This is a Laurens Christmas Eve. 

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There is a clear wall of sound coming from the fifth floor apartment, one they can hear from the moment they reach the stairwell. Alexander chuckles as Eliza’s grip on his hand changes. It’s a slight movement, but he’s attentive-he turns his head to face her while slowing their pace.

“That’s us,” he gestures down the hall, to a row of identical doors. Eliza nods, eyes unchanging and feigning complete comfort. That being said she is good at this-excellent, even. If he hadn’t known any better, he would have kept going along. But her breathing has slowed, visibly deep in her chest. The hand he holds in his has begun to pick up a moisture bred by nerves. He’s more familiar with the disguised symptoms of anxiety. She is much better at this façade than he is.

“What’s wrong?”

“This is a really big deal.”

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some doodles from tonight of @oztrichbunz‘s precious water-themed Genos who I’m absolutely going to draw more of in the futureヽ(´ヮ´)ノ

@anjelzjelly129 I’ve fallen in love with your drawings of Genos with an undercut and I used that concept here except with a ponytail (which I am,, very bad at drawing,,,, I have almost never drawn hair pulled back uughhguh)
now that the artblock is gone, the laptop is fixed, and I’m no longer sick (surprise, I had a 48 hour flu) I can FINALLY DO THINGS AGAIN

Oda: 

me:

Originally posted by allreactions

I AINT FALLIN FOR THAT AGAIN ODA

I DONT WANNA SEE HER ASS SWOONING OVER SANJI AGAIN IN 2-3 CHAPTERS

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Kaiba and Joey 

anonymous asked:

can i just say i love how you draw shiro and allura? you give them ethnic features like allura's nose and lips, and shiro's crescent eyes, but not in an overexaggerated way, like some people are accidentally prone to. they're undeniably black and japanese and look beautiful ✨

Ahh, thank you!! I always worry I don’t portray Shiro ethnicity as clearly as Allura’s, but I guess I’m doing okay, lol.

i think the best fucking thing is sick characters not being the ones crying and being the resident angst-provider, especially when they’re the only ones there to comfort the cryer

the character is already feeling like complete shit and now they have to listen to their friend’s/their SO’s (or even better, a stranger’s) sob story and try help them through it and maybe even have to try to think of a solution with a fever-muddled brain

just i think having more to the plot of a sickfic then a character just being sick makes it 100% better

anonymous asked:

I was being sarcastic, it wasn't hate btw. Also, I'm honestly angry at how many people hate on Allura for discriminating Keith when 1) she had decent reasons to and if someone were to be in her place they would do the same and 2) it was only a short time and she APOLOGIZED. And yes, if Lance were a girl she'd be the most hated character in V:LD (EVEN THE FEMALES), and that's just sad since it shows how incredibly sexist people still are.

OHHH whoops, my bad!

exactly, she wasn’t doing it because they looked different. the galra, or at least zarkon’s followers took her family and her entire home from her and she wasnt around to see it. the SECOND she finds out her planet’s been destroyed, it’s been 10k years since then and she’s immediately thrown into a huge battle that gives her LITTLE time to grieve. AND YES, SHE LEARNED FROM IT.

ohhhhh trust me lance would be called so many names if he were a girl. he’d be called the worst character, he’d probably be called a slut, he would DEFINITELY be called a bitch or a cunt by so many people, like, LANCE STANS WOULD BE RARE AS FUCK

Your dream stinks

Fandom: Haikyuu!!

Words: 196

So viria mentioned Tsukki secretly watching disney movies and listening to songs in secret … and this happened.

If there had ever been a chance, this was it. This was the ultimate chance.
Hinata had just recently gotten into an argument with Kageyama which type of music Tsukishima listened to, and he was absolutely convinced it had to be some kind of fast and loud metal. Nothing suited Tsukishima’s bad personality better than that type of music!
But Kageyama thought differently, and now that Tsukishima’s headphones were just lying there, the low buzz of unrecognizable music emitting from them after Daichi-san had called Tsukishima over with a voice that left no room for argument, or any hesitation - it was Hinata’s chance to prove Kageyama wrong!
In a split second decision, Hinata picked up the headphones and pressed the outside of one of them to his right ear - he’d just need to get a glimpse of the music -
“I have a dream … I have a dream! I just want to see the floating lanterns gleam! And with every passing hour, I’m so glad I left my to-”
Hinata dropped the headphones as if they had burned his hands and pressed his palms over his mouth to keep his laughter in.
Seriously?!

Parents: “I hate when my children talk back to me.”

Conservatives: “I agree. Kids these days have no respect. They need an ass whooping.”

Police: “I hate when people say bad things about police officers.”

Conservatives: “I agree. People need to respect authority and appreciate the heroes who keep us safe.”

Oppressed People: “I hate when people use slurs.”

Conservatives: “OMG STOP WHINING! I’M SICK OF ALL THIS POLITICAL CORRECTNESS! GROW THICKER SKIN AND STOP GETTING OFFENDED EASILY! THE WORLD ISN’T SUPPOSED TO CODDLE YOUR FEELINGS!”

You wanna know what we need more of? People actually talking about APH Sweden’s relationships with the Nordics OTHER THAN APH FINLAND like there is so much potential and yet everyone seems so focused on portraying him as following Fin around everywhere and being completely obsessed with him to the point where it’s creepy