This was requested by @blue-greenstylinson a while back. I’m so sorry it’s taken so long to get out! (You’re a sweetheart for being so patient with me, I
swear hope I’ll never let an ask sit this long again. You’re the best!) -Emma Also I couldn’t decide on what type of drug Tyler would be so I made him like two types
The music at the party made it near impossible for anything to be heard in the house. This didn’t bother Tyler at all. In fact, it pumped him up even more. This was the first party he had been to in California that Mark wasn’t hosting, and he had been really looking forward to this. Unlike at Mark’s parties, Tyler didn’t have to worry about something being posted on Mark’s channel. Tyler didn’t mind being on Mark’s channel, but he always found himself holding back on drinking when he knew the party would be posted about. He didn’t want to set a bad example for the fans.
This party was different though. His friend Luca was hosting it, and unbeknownst to Tyler, Luca had quite a wild side. It wasn’t long before Tyler was handed a drink, and over the course of the night he had downed enough drinks to put a college frat boy to shame.
After doing some shots with Luca and some of his friends, Luca made a suggestion that blew everybody’s mind.
“Hey, hey, guys. Karaoke?”
Tyler gasped. “Luuuucass you'rea geniuss that sounds uh-mazingg!”
Luca laughed. “Scheid, I think you’ve had a little too much to drink. I think you’re good for now.”
Tyler pouted and followed Luca to a little makeshift stage where the karaoke machine was placed, slightly stumbling along the way. Luca cut off the music, causing everyone to stop and groan.
“Hey bro! Turn the mussic back on that was my jam,” a voice yelled.
“Calm down, calm down. I was thinking it would be fun to do karaoke. Any takers for the first song?” Luca announced.
“I’ll go first Lu,” Tyler offered, stepping onto the stage.
“You sure Ty? What song?”
Tyler nodded. “Surprise me. And I just want to say Luke,” Tyler burst into laughter. “Luke, I am your father.” More laughter. Luca rolled his eyes and passed Tyler the mic. Not too long after, Vanilla Ice’s “Ice Ice Baby” filled the room.
Tyler able to get through the “Ice ice baby” parts, but he made incoherent noises during the rap parts. He stupidly danced during it, earning cheers from the crowd. This encouraged him to dance more. In the middle of a move that looked like a hybrid of the tranky doo and a mime riding a motorcycle, Tyler got too close to the edge of the stage and tripped off of it. Luckily for him, he landed on his feet, but crashed into the guys standing by the stage. Luca quickly rushed over to him.
“Woah there Tyler, I think you should go. Gimme your phone, lemme call somebody for you.”
“Ooooh, Ethshould come he would love this and he would have so much fun. Lucky you are so smart today.” Tyler continued gush about Ethan to Luca, who quickly grew annoyed by it.
“Well, I texted the Ethan guy in your phone, who I’m assuming is “Eth”. He should be here any minute now.”
Tyler gasped again. “Ethan’s coming here?! Oh god I hope he’ll wanna hang with me, he’s reeeally cool and I’m not, and he just-” Tyler suddenly sniffled and his eyes slightly began to water. “Lila he means a lot and I really hope he shows.”
Almost as if on cue, Luca spotted some tiny kid with bright blue hair looked around, confused.
“Tyler, is that your friend?”
Tyler turned around and barreled towards his friend.
“Ethy you made it! I missed youu!” Tyler exclaimed, tackling Ethan in a hug. Ethan had to pry Tyler off of him.
“Well of course I’d come, wait are you crying? What’s wrong?” Ethan observed.
“I’m not crying there was just this ummmm, this craazy curse that makes a water fall on my face.” Tyler explained, thinking this is perfect, he’ll never know.
“Uh, huh. Now who’s Luca? I want to thank him for getting me.” Ethan asked, looked around again.
“I’m Luca. Thanks for coming for him. I know he appreciates it. He would not be able to drive like this. Here’s his phone. ” Luca stepped forward and held out Tyler’s phone.
“Thanks man, I appreciate it. Tyler are you ready to head home?” Ethan directed his attention back to Tyler.
“Ooooh, youre taking me home? I cant waait. Bye Luccyyy.”
Ethan struggled to get Tyler in the car. Once on the way home, Tyler became suddenly interested in everything in the car.
“Eeeeth, can we do karaokaaay?” Tyler begged, opening and closing the air conditioning vent.
“Karaoke? I guess.” Ethan answered, turning on the radio. Tyler cheered. The song on was “Chandelier”. Tyler began screeching along with the song and Ethan couldn’t help but to laugh and sing along. The rest of the ride home went like this.
As they neared their house, “All of Me” began to play. Tyler belted along, messing up the lyrics, and then completely improvised the chorus.
“ ’Cause ooooliveee meat rubs ooooliveee juice, blue blue blue blue hair all your hair is blue blue blue. Give your soull to me, give my soull to you. I like your bluee face ohhhhhh ohhh.”
Tyler finished his version of the chorus as they pulled into their driveway. His version caught Ethan off guard, and he blamed it for Tyler being drunk. That didn’t stop his face from flushing.
“Ethan did youu like my song for you, ohmygod you are so red are you sunburnt? I’ll fight the sun for you.” Tyler became concerned while he examined Ethan’s blush.
“No, no, no. I’m fine. Let’s get you to bed, shall we?” He avoided the subject of his flushed face and helped Tyler out of the car.
“Okay! Bye-bye Mr. Radio!”