You can bet that Tony and Ned compete on who Peter likes more.
lmaooo oh my god
Ned meets Tony and he’s all excited but it quickly turns into pettiness because he announces himself as Peter’s Favorite Person and Tony goes “mmm maybe second, kid,” and Ned is too excited to think about it but then he goes home and is like wait.
From then on, he’ll walk straight into Stark Tower and go, “Well. Hey. It’s me…Peter’s Favorite Person.” Tony doesn’t know how he got into a pissing match with his son’s bestie/boyfriend a 15 year old, but he’s petty enough to go through with it (and as Rhodey points out, his interactions with Ned & Peter are the most lighthearted ones he’s had in a while).
Tony is a Briber. He’ll put so much more updates into Peter’s suit and Peter will get really excited and then he’ll go “Wait. Is this part of your stupid competition with Ned?” “Fine, you’re right, guess you don’t need the updates.” “NO YOU ALREADY PUT THEM IN THEY’RE MINE BYE.”
They straight up argued in front of Clint & Scott about it.
Clint & Scott start arguing about who gets to have Peter come to their kids’ birthday party in full Spiderman costume. Peter looked back at those two, then to Tony & Ned arguing, and slowly walked out the door and took a nap.
Peter definitely takes advantage of this though (ex. the suit updates, or conning Ned to bring him subs every day for a week straight when he was recuperating after Infinity War). He’ll shoot them puppy eyes and call them his favorite person and they’ll be off and running, knowing that they’re being conned.
Neither are his favorites though. Ned, Tony (and when he knows them better, ofc, Gwen and MJ) are all tied in a very, very close second. His real favorite person will always be Aunt May. She watches the petty competition and just grins because she knows.
Watching Episodes One and Two with few close friends on Friday.
OH MY FORCE I’M SO EXCITED I CAN’T WAIT I WANT TO WATCH THE WHOLE SAGA BUT HEY TWELVE HOURS WOULD MEAN PEOPLE SLEEP OVER AND THAT’S MUCH TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR AND I’M SUPER EXCITED AS IT IS!!!!!!!! I THINK I’LL GO PLAY LEGO STAR WARS AND BITCH SLAP PEOPLE AS PRINCESS LEIA AND BLOW THEM UP AS BOBA FETT JUST TO GET THIS EXCITEMENT OUTTA ME BEFORE I EXPLODE!
Oh wait. They’ll see me weep at certain points. I’m not ashamed, I just don’t want to creep them out! “What’s this, Richard? You call us to your house and you cry while watching a movie?”