whoooooooop!

What happens when Tsubaki is sick...
  • Tsubaki: Blackstar, I'm not feeling well today, you have to go to school on your own.
  • Blackstar: Sure thing Tsu! I'll go and be back in a flash, then I'll take care of you!
  • Tsubaki: Okay *smiles*
  • *hours later*
  • Blackstar, five hours early from usual school dismissal: *gets home*
  • Tsubaki: You're back way too early...
  • Blackstar: School got cancelled
  • Tsubaki: ...And why did that happen ?
  • Blackstar: Someone set the school on fire
  • Tsubaki
  • Tsubaki:
  • Blackstar:
  • Tsubaki: Who the hell set the school on fire?
  • Blackstar:
  • Tsubaki:
  • Blackstar:
  • Tsubaki: oh fuck no
fic: Twin High-Maintenance Machines, 1/1. (David/Billie RPF)

This is for badddest, because of this exchange (Post-Doomsday-BWB-filming sex in a trailer!), even if I changed ‘van’ to 'trailer.’ And it’s for Melissa, because all my RPF is for Melissa.

Adult, like, it’s sort of filthy, I’m sort of ashamed; 5,182 words.

Light BDSM warning!

Title from The Mountain Goats, “This Year.”

AO3

She hadn’t thought of it before, but for all the ways she’s reigning in control lately, he’s having to loosen it. He’s still new to the BBC press machine, the paparazzi, the autographs at the dry cleaner, all of it’s such an adjustment, learning to let go. And here she is, leaving, taking one more decision out of his hands.

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Watching Episodes One and Two with few close friends on Friday. 

OH MY FORCE I’M SO EXCITED I CAN’T WAIT I WANT TO WATCH THE WHOLE SAGA BUT HEY TWELVE HOURS WOULD MEAN PEOPLE SLEEP OVER AND THAT’S MUCH TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR AND I’M SUPER EXCITED AS IT IS!!!!!!!! I THINK I’LL GO PLAY LEGO STAR WARS AND BITCH SLAP PEOPLE AS PRINCESS LEIA AND BLOW THEM UP AS BOBA FETT JUST TO GET THIS EXCITEMENT OUTTA ME BEFORE I EXPLODE! 

Oh wait. They’ll see me weep at certain points. I’m not ashamed, I just don’t want to creep them out! “What’s this, Richard? You call us to your house and you cry while watching a movie?”