Mean Girls Meets Tumblr
Tumblr Person #1: Welcome to Tumblr. This dash shows the page’s central nervous system. The mainframe. You got your anime fans, Whovians, Potterheads, Marvel Lovers, Fannibals, Browncoats, Tributes, Sherlockians, Wholockians, Superwholockians, Hanniwholockians, Trekkies, Star Wars fans, Ringers, Bronies, Ooovians, SPNFamily, Unsullied, Factionless, The Greatest people you will ever meet ((insert your fandom here)), and the WORST. Beware of the “Life Ruiners”.
Non-Tumblr Person: Who are the “Life Ruiners?”
Tumblr Person#2: They’re tumblr royalty. If Tumblr was Us Weekly, they would be always on the cover
Tumblr Person #1: That’s Misha Collins. He’s one of the nicest men you’ll ever meet. She met him last year at Comic Con.
Tumblr Person #2: He let me kiss his hip!
Tumblr Person #1: That tall one? That’s Benedict Cumberbatch. He’s totally set for life because he’s Britain’s main character actor right now. He studies every character he takes on to excess. He knows everything about every one of them.
Tumblr Person #2: That’s why his hair is so curly, it’s full of secrets!
Tumblr Person #1: And perfection takes a human form in Thomas William Hiddleston. Don’t be fooled because he may seem like your typical tea-drinking, Shakespeare-reading, charity-helping, fan-loving angel faced ho-bag, but in reality, he’s so much more than that.
Tumblr Person #2: He’s the King of Tumblr. The star
Tumblr Person # 1: How do I describe Tom Hiddleston?
Hiddlestoner #1: Tom Hiddleston is flawless.
Hiddlestoner #2: I hear his voice is insured for 10,000 pounds.
Hiddlestoner #3: I hear he does car commercials for the Super Bowl.
Hiddlestoner #4: One time, he stood next to Helen Mirren and she told him he was a great actor.
Hiddlestoner #5: One time, I saw him breathing. It was awesome.