anonymous asked:

Can i have a poly Yoosung x Mc x Seven? Sfw an nsfw

Author’s note: PART NSFW I’ve been studying all day & I finally finished :’) the last HC I wrote was so rushed omg || I LOVE SEVEN AND YOOSUNG AHHHHH

Yoosung & Seven


  • your house IS A WAR ZONE
  • there’s sugar in the salt shaker
  • clear plastic wrap over the toilet
  • you had to throw away ALL of your cans of shaving cream
  • once you came home to Yoosung crying and hugging an empty gallon of milk 
  • “…Yoosung, what’s wrong?”
  • “I-I accidentally drank some of Seven’s milk this morning… I tried to apologize, but he said I had to finish ALL of it, or else he would be mad at me forever!”
  • Please don’t tell me you drank a whole gallon of milk.”
  • “I HAD TO!”
  • “What’s wrong? … Oh, did you talk to Yoosung?”
  • You nodded and crossed your arms
  • “Well, he really shouldn’t be crying over something so… UDDERly pathetic.”
  • “Get out.”
  • “Hey now, don’t have a cow.”
  • the three of you have a group chat and it’s FILLED with memes
  • the computer room is the heart of the house ♥ the three of you will spend HOURS on LOLOL
  • Seven throws things at you and Yoosung to and distract you
  • you have to sleep in the middle because both boys want maximum cuddles


  • sooooo much FOREPLAY
  • Yoosung literally always cums first he GETS SO TURNED ON BY YOU AND SEVEN 
  • prepare yourself for a mixture of Seven’s dirty mouth and Yoosung’s sweet whispers
  • Seven’s always been an ass man, which works out because Yoosung will fondled the hell out of your boobs
  • When you give Yoosung oral Seven will always get hella jealous and just GO DOWN ON YOU LIKE CRAZY

Tropical Kiwifruit Bowls 🍃🌵🌿🐍💚🌴 this was today’s delicious breakfast!

The Recipe:
For the base:
- 3 frozen bananas
- 3 peeled kiwi fruits
- 1 Tbsp. Wheatgrass powder
- 1 Tbsp. of whole coconut milk
Shred the frozen bananas first, then blend in a food processor with the wheatgrass, kiwifruit and coconut milk.
For the Toppings:
- Dried kiwifruit chips
- Almond butter
- Homemade Rawnola (blended ½ cup dates, ¼ cup of coconut shreds, 1tbsp maple syrup and handful of almonds),
- Coconut shreds
- Kiwifruit (melon balled)
- 1 mini scoop of homemade coconut nicecream
(Makes 1 bowl - to make 2 bowls double the amount). Enjoy! ✘

anonymous asked:

Hot sauce? (on a penis)

Capsaicin, the active ingredient in hot peppers, causes pain but not damage.  It’ll hurt like the dickens, but I’m assuming you’re looking for that.  It might also cause some redness and swelling around your urethra, but this will be temporary and there will be no literal burning.

To remove capsaicin, use something containing fat (traditionally whole milk, but anything oil-based will work); water will not fully dissolve it.


Hot Chocolate Magic ☕

with hot chocolate season on the way, there are a lot of subtle ways to work a little magic into your mug! a compiled list of easy recipes to have some magic in your day

for all recipes, melt chocolate in the microwave, and mix in heated milk.

Caramel 🍬

½ cup milk, 5 oz. chopped milk chocolate, 3 tsps caramel, ¼ cup heavy cream.  for love, kindness, domestic works

Cinnamon Spice 🍃

1 cup milk,  5 oz. chopped dark chocolate, ¼ tsp cinnamon, a pinch cayenne pepper. divination, fortune, healing, power, prosperity, protection, psychic abilities, spirituality, wealth, and wisdom.

Orange  🍊

1 cup milk,  2 oz. chopped dark chocolate, ½ tbsp sugar, ½ tbsp grated orange peel. for beauty, divination, fortune, love, purification, and wealth.

White Lavender 🌾

1 cup whole milk, ½ chopped white chocolate, ¼ tsp lavender flowers. for chastity, happiness, love, peace, protection, and purification.

Peppermint 🍬

1 cup whole milk, ½ cup chopped milk chocolate, 1 peppermint candy.  for healing, love, psychic abilities, and purification.

Pumpkin Spice 🎃 

1 cup whole milk,  1 tsp. chocolate powder, ½ tsp pumpkin spice, 1 tsp. maple syrup.  for banishment, divination, healing, prosperity, and protection

Hazelnut 🌰

1 cup whole milk, a pinch salt, 1 tsp cocoa, 2 tbsp nutella or ¼ tsp hazelnut extract.  for fertility, protection against evil, creativity, intuition, and psychic abilities

Vanilla 🌾

½ cup milk, 5 oz. chopped milk chocolate, 1 tsp vanilla extract. for happiness, love, and lust.

Peanut Butter 🌰

1 cup skim milk,  2 oz. chopped dark chocolate, ¼ cup peanut butter, add cream to taste. for wealth, love, and fortune.


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