whole-milk

I want to share my super-quick protein mug cake dinner with you!

You’ll need:

  • 1 cat (or more)*
  • 1 banana, mashed (I never wait for them to fully ripe, but you can)
  • 1 whole egg
  • 2 tbsp milk (I use soy/coconut/almond, whatever I have)
  • 1 scoop (25g) protein powder (I use whey, vanilla flavoured, doesn’t get gummy texture)
  • 1 tbsp chia seed
  • 1 tsp cocoa powder (or skip, I don’t wanna tell you how to live your life, this is just what I do)
  • 1 tsp baking powder
  • cinnamon, vanilla/chocolate extract

Mix everything together, pour into a BIG greased mug and microwave for 2,5 minutes (put the mug on a paper towel just in case it overflows - easier cleaning).

And what’s that squishy yellow stuff on top? My mom’s homemade pear jam.


*Chef’s note: you can do it without cat(s), but it won’t be as tasty.

Kcal: 358, carbs: 41 g, fat: 12 g, protein: 30 g, sugar 19 g (without the jam).

Kinktober #15: Lap Dance

Guess who’s back~ (This is a prostitute!Kageyama AU, although that is barely relevant in this fic, because it’s turned into a cringey!Hinata AU at this point)


“I wanna try something.”

These words, spoken out of the blue by Hinata, on a Saturday evening that previously held no other plans but Top Ramen and board games, strike fear into Kageyama’s heart.

Hinata is staring at him expectantly, adorably, but Kageyama isn’t falling for it. I want to try something means Hinata has gotten ideas into his head again, sex ideas, and Kageyama is about to be an awkward erotic guinea pig if he doesn’t think of a way out quick.

“Why don’t we play Monopoly first—” he starts to say, realizing his mistake too late. Neither of them even likes Monopoly. But they’d decided not to splurge on a Wii until they had more money saved up, so here they are.

Hinata rolls his eyes. “You know we’d just end up having sex on the board and ruining it anyway!” He flashes Kageyama a cheeky thumbs up. “This is a shortcut.”

“I'm… not sure I want to take this shortcut,” Kageyama tells him.

Hinata pouts. “I promise it’ll be fun. Really! I did a lot of research online.”

Fuuuuck my life, Kageyama thinks. It just keeps getting better.

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We Bare Bears


Yields 12 cupcakes

The things you’ll need

Ingredients
  • 1 ¾ cups all purpose flour
  • ½ tablespoon baking powder
  • ¼ teaspoon salt
  • ½ cup unsalted butter, at room temperature
  • ¾ cup sugar
  • 2 large eggs, at room temperature
  • ½ cup honey
  • 1 tablespoon vanilla extract
  • ½ cup whole milk
  • White sanding sugar
  • Light brown sanding sugar
  • Black jelly beans
  • White, brown, and black candy melts
Equipment
  • Large mixing bowl
  • Medium mixing bowl
  • Rubber spatula
  • Brown cupcake liners
  • Cupcake tray
  • Ice cream scoop
  • Small offset spatula
  • White buttercream frosting in a decorating bag fitted with #809 tip
  • Black royal icing in a decorating bag fitted with #2 tip

Let’s get started!

  1. Preheat oven to 350°F.
  2. In a medium bowl, mix together flour, baking powder, and salt.
  3. In a large bowl, beat together butter and sugar until light and fluffy.
  4. Add eggs one at a time, mixing between each addition.
  5. Beat in honey and vanilla extract until well combined.
  6. On low speed, alternate adding the flour mixture and the milk mixture to the butter mixture, beginning and ending with the flour mmixture.
  7. Scoop batter into lined cupcake trays and bake for 18 minutes.

Time to decorate!

  1. Use a #809 tip to pipe a dome of white buttercream frosting on top of each cupcake.
  2. Dip 8 of the cupcakes into white sanding sugar and the other 4 into brown sanding sugar.
  3. Place black jelly beans in the center of each cupcake - these will be the noses.
  4. Place black, white, or browncandy melts on each cupcake according to which bear it represents.
  5. Use black royal icing with a #2 tip to pipe details on the faces.
  6. TaDa! These honey flavored cupcakes are BEARy good!
☕ Cinnamon Chai Mocha Spell ☕️

A perfect tea spell for the fall season! This recipe can be used to attract prosperity. It can also promote inner reflection and grounding

In a pan heat up a cup of whole milk and 2-3 tablespoons melting chocolate. Once heated and stirred together, pour into a mug with a chai tea bag or loose chai tea in a strainer. Add a teaspoon of honey and shake cinnamon over the top to finish it off.

Bonus: put the contents in a milk frother and give in a soft foamy texture!

🥛 Healing milk bath 🥛

Relax and wash away the negativity in this softening, minty milk bath! If you have any aches or pains then the mint should be able to relax your body a little bit as well!

🥛  What you need  🥛
- 1 cup whole milk (or milk alternative - soy would be next best)
- 2-3 drops of peppermint essential oil
- a few fresh mint leaves (optional)
- Unscented liquid bubble bath (optional)
- Mint tea (optional)

🥛  Method  🥛

If you’re using bubble bath then add this first, then add your milk and your peppermint oil. When your bath has run you can sprinkle a few fresh mint leaves over the top for added minty goodness!

Stay in the bath for as long as you want to, think about washing away what you need healing while you bathe. If you have tea then absolutely think of your intent while you drink it as well!

Happy bathing  🥛

🎃Pumpkin Spice Latte recipe 🎃

Autumn is fast approaching so let’s celebrate by making our own pumpkin spice latte. I mean Pumpkin Spice and Lattes are two of my favourite things.

Ingredients

2 tablespoons canned pumpkin
½ teaspoon pumpkin pie spice
Freshly ground black pepper
2 tablespoons sugar
2 tablespoons of vanilla extract
2 cups whole milk
¼ cups of espresso
¼ heavy cream

Equipment

Mixer
Whisk
Coffee maker
Saucepan
Wooden spoon
Blender

Instructions( where the magic happens)

• Heat the pumpkin and the spices in a small saucepan over medium heat then add the black pepper then stir for 2 minutes.

• Stir in the sugar until the mixture looks thick

• Whisk in the milk and the vanilla extract over medium heat.

• Mix the milk mixture until frothy

• Make the coffee/expresso divide between mugs. Add the frothy milk mixture then top with your favourite toppings.


☕️🍂🎃Enjoy 🎃🍂☕️

Game of Thrones Ice and Fire Cupcakes


Yields 12 Ice (Vanilla Mint) and 18 Fire (Cinnamon)

The things you’ll need

Ice Cupcakes

Ingredients
  • 1 ¼ cups all purpose flour
  • 1 ½ teaspoons baking powder
  • ¼ teaspoon salt
  • ½ cup butter, softened
  • 1 cup sugar
  • 2 eggs
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla bean
  • 1 teaspoon peppermint extract
  • 1/3 cup milk
  • Light blue frosting in a decorating bag fitted with #809 tip
  • Blue and clear rock candy
Equipment
  • Medium mixing bowl
  • Large mixing bowl
  • Rubber spatula
  • Whisk
  • Hand mixer with attachments
  • Cupcake tray with liners
  • Blue cupcake wrappers
  • Small offset spatula
  • Plastic zipper bags

Fire Cupcakes

Ingredients
  • 2 cups cake flour
  • 2 teaspoons baking powder
  • ¼ teaspoon kosher salt
  • ½ cup butter
  • 1 cup sugar
  • 2 teaspoons cinnamon extract
  • 2 eggs
  • ½ cup whole milk
  • 1/3 cup cinnamon candies (Red Hots)
  • Orange and red frosting in a decorating bag fitted with #2D tip
Equipment
  • Medium mixing bowl
  • Large mixing bowl
  • Rubber spatula
  • Whisk
  • Hand mixer with attachments
  • Cupcake tray with liners
  • Red cupcake wrappers
  • Spoon

Ice Cupcakes

Let’s get started!

  1. Preheat oven to 350ºF.
  2. In a medium bowl, whisk together flour, baking powder, and salt.
  3. In a large bowl, beat together butter and sugar until light and fluffy.
  4. Beat in eggs one at a time, scraping down the sides of the bowl after each addition. Mix in vanilla bean and peppermint extract.
  5. On low speed, alternate adding the dry ingredients and milk, starting and ending with the dry ingredients.
  6. Scoop the batter into a cupcake tray and bake for 12 to 15 minutes.

Time to decorate!

  1. Assemble blue cupcake wrappers and then place each cupcake into a wrapper.
  2. Place rock candy into a plastic zipper bag and then use a rolling pin to crush the candy off its stick.
  3. Use a #809 tip to pipe a bulb of light blue frosting on top of each cupcake.
  4. Use an offset spatula to create a dam for the rock candy and then place crushed rock candy into the dam.

Fire Cupcakes

Let’s get started!

  1. Preheat oven to 350ºF.
  2. In a medium bowl, whisk together flour, baking powder, and salt.
  3. In a large bowl, beat together butter and sugar until light and fluffy.
  4. Beat in eggs one at a time, scraping down the sides of the bowl after each addition. Mix in cinnamon extract.
  5. On low speed, alternate adding the dry ingredients and milk, starting and ending with the dry ingredients. Fold in cinnamon candies.
  6. Scoop the batter into a cupcake tray and bake for 12 to 15 minutes.

Time to decorate!

  1. Assemble red cupcake wrappers and then place each cupcake into a wrapper.
  2. Use a spoon to spread a layer of orange frsoting into a decorating bag fitted with a #2D tip. Add red frosting to the rest of the bag so that orange is just an accent.
  3. Once cupcakes have cooled completely, pipe “flames” onto the tops of each.
  4. TaDa! These Ice and Fire Cupcakes make an epic treat for a Game of Thrones party!

Pokemon Pokeball Cake


Yields one 6 inch sphere cake

The things you’ll need

Ingredients
  • 2 cups sugar
  • 2 cups plus 2 tablespoons all purpose flour
  • 1 cup cake flour
  • 2 ½ teaspoons baking powder
  • 1 ¼ teaspoons salt
  • ¾ cup oil
  • 3 egg whites
  • 1 ½ teaspoons vanilla extract
  • 1 teaspoon almond extract
  • 2 ½ cups whole milk
Equipment
  • 2 large mixing bowls
  • Rubber spatula
  • Glass measuring cup
  • Ro’s Ball Pan
  • White, black, and red frosting in decorating bags fitted with #1A tips
  • Cake tester
  • Small offset spatula
  • Cake turntable
  • Cake board
  • Small fondant rolling pin
  • Small bowl powdered sugar
  • 3 round cookie cutters
  • Small paintbrush
  • Baking spray

Let’s get started!

  1. Preheat oven to 325°F.
  2. In a large bowl, whisk together sugar, flours, baking powder, and salt.
  3. In another large bowl, mix together oil, egg whites, vanilla and almond extracts, and whole milk until well combined.
  4. Combine wet and dry ingredients, mixing until well incorporated.
  5. Evenly divide the batter into two well sprayed halves of a ball cake pan. Bake for 1 hour and 30 minutes.
  6. Remove the cake from oven and allow to cool completely. Level the tops of each half.

Time to decorate!

  1. Use a small knife to level the round bottom of one half. Place this half on a cake board on a turntable and then top with white frosting.
  2. Gently press the other half of the cake down onto the frosted half to make a sphere.
  3. Pipe a ring of frosting around the center of the cake and then smooth with an offset spatula.
  4. Use a #1A tip to pipe white frosting over the bottom half of the cake. Do the same for the top of the cake with red frosting, leaving a gap in the center of the cake.
  5. Pipe a back ring in the gap around the center of the cake, applying even pressure all around.
  6. Roll out black and white fondant and then use round cutters to cut out circles. Use the largest cutter to cut out a black circle and then the 2 smaller cutters to cut out white circles.
  7. Use a paintbrush and water to stack the circcles together and then allow it to dry.
  8. Place the butto in the center of the Pokeball.
  9. TaDa! This Pokeball Cake catches all the flavor and fun of Pokemon for your party to enjoy!
Des' healing teas: broken heart

When something sweet leaves your life, sometimes tea can fill that void, one mug at a time.

☆What you need☆
•Favorite mug
• 1 big spoonful of Honey (local is best)
• ½ cup of whole milk (substitute with your favorite if allergies or preference applies)
• cinnamon to taste
• boiling water, enough to fill your mug, leaving room for milk and to stir

☆What you do☆
•Get your big spoon of honey first, and put it into the bottom of your favorite mug
•Place the perfect amount of cinnamon for you into your mug on your honey
•add milk
•add the boiling water
•stir until your spoon comes up honey free
•let cool so as not to burn your tongue, but warm enough to soothe you

☆A spell to be said, but is not required☆
“My love for myself is as sweet as any. Though one is gone, I know there are still many. The tea is sweet, and so I shall be. When I am ready, time will heal me.”

Smart Cookie Cupcakes


Yields 14-16 cupcakes

The things you’ll need

Ingredients
  • 1 ¼ cups all purpose flour
  • 1 ½ teaspoons baking powder
  • ½ teaspoon salt
  • ½ cup butter
  • ½ cup sugar
  • ½ cup brown sugar
  • 2 eggs
  • 1 tablespoon vanilla extract
  • ½ cup whole milk
  • ¾ cup mini chocolate chips
  • Smart Cookie cake toppers
Equipment
  • Large mixing bowl
  • Medium mixing bowl
  • Hand mixer
  • Whisk
  • Rubber spatula
  • Glass measuring cup
  • Ro’s cupcake liners
  • White frosting in a decorating bag fitted with a #1A tip
  • Ice cream scoop

Let’s get started!

  1. Preheat oven to 375°F.
  2. In a medium bowl, whisk together flour, baking powder and salt.
  3. In a large bowl, use a hand mixer to beat together butter, cookie butter, sugar and brown sugar until light and fluffy.
  4. Add eggs, one at a time, beating between each addition and scraping down the sides.
  5. Add vanilla extract and mix well.
  6. On low speed, alternate adding the flour mixture and the milk to the butter mixture, beginning and ending with the flour mixture.
  7. Fold in mini chocolate chips.
  8. Pour the batter into cupcake liners and bake for 14 to 16 minutes.

Time to decorate!

  1. Once the cupcakes have cooled completely, use buttercream frosting and a #1A tip to pipe domes on top of each.
  2. Place a Smart Cookie topper face-up on each cupcake.
Domestic Klance Moments, Family Edition

[Part Two]

  • Keith and Lance are arguing after their dinner date about who has to drive home from the restaurant. Lance looks away for a minute. “Babe, look.” Keith says. Lance turns around to see Keith down a bottle of wine that was on the table.
  • While the kids are out, they take the opportunity to play their ultimate playlist on one of their phones and dance like embarrassing grandpas in their living room until one of them starts laughing.
  • They give each other back rubs after a long day.
  • They would make awesome dads (with little to none questionable irresponsibilities lol).
    • Lance: You gave our hyper 5 year old Sprite?!
    • Keith: There’s no caffeine in it!
  • Disneyland with Keith, Lance, and their kids.
    • Can you imagine….how cute they be….the whole family….riding in the spinning teacups.
    • Cheesy disney family photos where the whole family is wearing mickey ears and they’re posing with a mascot.
    • Their kids are wearing costumes of their favorite disney character.
  • The first time they had a baby, they couldn’t stop feeling anxious about leaving them for a minute. They were clingy.
    • Lance: Maybe I should check up on them one more time…
    • Allura: Lance, we just walked out the door.
    • Keith: Oh my god, I forgot to give Lance’s mom (baby)’s favorite toy.
    • Hunk: Keith, we’re only gonna be gone for half an hour.
  • Their babies would calm down easily with their singing. Sometimes they’ll sing in English, sometimes in Spanish, sometimes in Korean.
  • They just…become so soft when they’re around their babies.
    • Lance tickling his baby’s tummy with his nose. 
    • Keith playing peek-a-boo. 
    • That one airplane game where they lie on their backs, hold their baby’s hands, and lift them up with their legs. 
    • Keith passed out with their baby also passed out on his chest, Lance taking photos.
  • When they have little arguments and Keith is being difficult or stubborn, like refusing to go take a shower or something, Lance just picks him up. Just lifts him up, grabs him by the waist, drapes him vertically over his shoulder, like a sack, like a parent taking their child to their time out spot. The first time Lance did this, Keith was so pleasantly impressed with his strength that he forgot he was upset. After many times however, Keith just has a resigned annoyed face.
    • Keith: Stop manhandling me.
    • Lance: Hah! You love it, don’t lie.
    • He does. He loves it a lot.
    • Consider, Keith pinching his butt when he carries him like that again.
  • You know those parents who give their new born baby a new born pet? Yeah, that’s them.
    • Lance, holding a camcorder, crying: Keith, I can’t take this, our baby is snuggling the puppy, I’m really gonna die.
    • Keith: Don’t you dare fucking die, you’re going to capture every second of this cute moment, so help me god.
  • I think these two would be sentimental enough to capture one another doing mundane things, one second of everyday, every year into a little video project, which shows what loving saps they are for the other.
    • Moments like: Keith looking at the sunset out the balcony. Keith sleeping in bed, the light hitting his face. Keith with a cup of coffee in his hands, laughing. Keith reading and petting a cat. Keith walking and carrying shopping bags. Keith putting seat belts on his kids. Keith chasing his kids in the backyard.
    • Moments like: Lance sitting on a surfboard, laughing. Lance building sandcastles with his kids. Lance baking. Lance singing in the shower. Lance walking the dog. Lance wiping his kid’s nose. Lance washing the dishes.
  • Their kids have nightmares sometimes so Lance and Keith let them sleep on their bed, no matter how old they are.
  • On Christmas mornings, their kids would jump on their bed to wake them up. They’re probably bruised.
    • They do the whole leaving milk and cookies for Santa (which Lance and Keith share together).
      • Their kid: Why are there two empty glasses here?
      • Lance: Uhh….Santa was probably really thirsty.
    • Their kids are tearing apart the gift wrapping like animals, but Keith and Lance are drinking coffee together and watching them fondly.
  • Game night is intense in this family, you got the most competitive couple and the kids who were raised by these two.
    • Wii sports resort competitions. They probably hurt the other on accident with a Wii remote once or twice.
  • Lance and Keith always record their kids’ performing recitals.
    • Lance: You’re doing amazing sweetie!
  • They’re actually pretty chill in PTA meetings (or at least, Lance is), but if you criticize their kids, they’re definitely going to be savage lol.
    • Keith: The only shit I smell is the platter that looks like an animal died in it, that you call casserole, Sandra.
the emoji movie

right. i paid fifteen fucking dollars to see the emoji movie. here are my thoughts on the absolute fucking horseshit that was the ‘emoji movie’.

- when gene and high five first meet jailbreak, they have no time for proper introductions because they’re being chased by bots. they end up in the candy crush app. suddenly, jailbreak knows both their names? despite not having any formal introduction aside from “me and my friend need help from a haxor”. i mean, i get assuming what high five’s name is, but.. gene’s? so, yeah.

- they drop this random feminist line in. gene says something, and jailbreak says something along the lines of “men taking women’s ideas and taking credit for them”. never again, throughout the entire movie, is this elaborated on. the emojis never properly react to it, nor is it brushed up upon. 

- at one point, gene bumps into some emojis (who i forget because they were not in the slightest memorable), and in the most western voice, says “oh, konnichiwa”, and it’s fucking ridiculous

- there’s also a bit where gene walks up to a clock emoji, asks what the time was, and the clock says “my eyes are up here”

- they never once elaborate on how many other malfunctions there are. even IF they did, the anti-virus bots zoom in on gene’s dad. he’s a malfunction- why didn’t the bots destroy him when they were out to destroy all malfunctions

- smiler dies? how? she gets crushed by a robot, but she still has enough time to say something. when the phone comes back from being deleted, neither she, nor the robot are there, despite everything else being restored.

- you have to go through strenuous amounts of effort to restore deleted phone data. deleted shit. the kid just unplugged his phone from a computer and got all his data back.

- there is a lot of sexual tension between gene/jailbreak, and the poop emoji and steven. i’m just saying.

- the movie goes on about taunting kids for using emojis all the time, but at the end of the movie, the emojis… save the day? so what was the movie’s real aim, then?

- the just dance woman was probably the most tragic death in the entire emoji movie

- there’s a dance scene at the end, and i broke out into a fit of hysteric crying because of how fucking ridiculous the poop emoji was animated in that scene. it was absolutely terrible.

- they milked the whole ‘internet troll’ trope try. at one point in the movie, hi-5 and the internet trolls are in this trash can. the internet troll keeps telling him that no one cares about him, and then the high-five gets rescued. as the high five’s getting saved, he keeps going on about how he believes in himself, yada yada. they make this joke in the movie at LEAST three times. 

- the only good things i can applaud the movie on is that jailbreak was probably a lesbian, and the movies inane ability to make it seem like for-fucking-ever. like, we were just 20 minutes into the movie, but it had felt like 2 hours.

- literally any of patrick stewart’s lines, except for “this is a bit too far”. any of them. i feel so bad for that man, actually

i’m not quite sure what to tell you. the movie theatre was deathly quiet for. most the moive, and it was filled with children. i don’t think i had a genuine laugh throughout the entire movie. it’s really only entertaining when you’re on a lethal amount of benadryl. please don’t waste your money..j…j just read an online review or pirate it 

GOT7 as your best friend (request)

So I intended this to be a mini scenarios, but there is just too much to these wonderful boys to fit in such a tiny paragraph, so this is a list now.

Sorry for any errors.


JB:

·         You have to co-parent the rest of GOT7 with him (Lowkey you gotta looks after this boy too)

·         You always catch him making stupid faces for no reason or spreading his face on clear glass doors.

·         He is always talking to you about Nora

·         “Jae, I get it, you have a cat”

·         Talking him out of taking stray cats home

·         Laughing at his burst of loud frustration because you don’t always take him seriously.

·         Imitating his angry jaw constantly, causing the rest of GOT7 to do the same

·         He tries to boss you around but you won’t listen because “You ain’t my leader!”

·         Trying out all the new restaurants together

·         You make him special lunches on his birthday

·         You always bring up Dream High 2 to him even when he begs you to stop

·         Randomly singing JJ project songs out of nowhere to try and annoy him

Originally posted by crying-in-korean

Mark:

·         You follow his dad on Twitter and retweet everything he tweets.

·         You help him look after Coco.

·         Constantly bring up his ramen hair (Your contact picture for him is his promo pictures with that ramen hair)

·         He is the most chill of the group so most of the time hanging out involves both of you at either end of the couch on your phones

·         When he is in the mood to be active, that is when the competitive game of volleyball begins

·         Both of you have telepathic communication, one look and you guys already agree on what to do

·         You always steal one of his sweaters when you go over. HE secretly sees you stealing them but says nothing.

·         Hearing entire albums together in one sitting

·         BFF naps sessions after a long day

Originally posted by tuanpumpkins

Jinyoung:

·         You both always exchange books with each other

·         Harry potter movie marathons

·         Piss this guy off and he ruins the ending to the book he lent you

·         Both of you sit back and give the rest of GOT7 judgmental looks for fun

·         Both of you are the gossips queens that got the dirt on everyone

·         He throws savage comments at you (no one is safe from his savageness) but he makes up for it with tiny acts of kindness

·         Goes to you when he need to practice his lines. He want that cut-throat critique from you so that he can make sure he is as perfect as can be.

·         Spontaneous stops to the coffee shops together, spending hours chit chatting over books and new gossip

Originally posted by the-princejinyoung

Jackson:

·         He does aegyo to get you to buy food (he ain’t even cute, just annoying and you buy it to make him stop)

·         He begs you to come to the gym with him

·         He makes you pinky swear over any little thing

·         “Y/n, promise to remind me to turn off the oven in 5 minutes”

·         “Promise”

·         *sticks out pinky*

·         “Ugh, every time!”

·         If he has a secret, you are the first to know

·         He video calls you instead of just texting you

·         Expect random texts of love/kindness/motivation from time to time for no reason what so ever

·         Him protecting you like the sister he never had

·         You nagging him to make sure he eats and sleep enough (always getting after him for over working himself)

·         Bugging him to introduce you to Namjoon and Jooheon

·         Being Jackson’s number one supporter/cheerleader for everything

·         Jackson: *tosses napkin into the basket*

·         You: *jumps out of seat* “Wooooooooo! That’s right, take that napkin! Go Jackson!”

Originally posted by jypnior

Youngjae:

·         Constantly calling him “Sunshine”

You: *pulls out a pair of sunglasses* “Damn you are too bright today!”

·         You are Coco’s third parent

·         You go over to his place mostly to see Coco

·         Bugging him to teach you how to play the piano

·         Sometimes you threaten to put cucumber in his food

·         Playing video games with him for hours at a time

·         Taking Coco on a walk without letting him know

·         Your outings with him involve going to a karaoke bar at one point or another

·         He always gets you tickets to all their local performances and you make sure to go because he will guilt trip you if you don’t

Dog sitting Coco for him when he is away on tour.

·         You have to be his nurse whenever he gets sick, and he really milks the whole situation, making you do every little thing for him

Originally posted by jypnior

Bambam:      

·         Shopping buddies for life

·         Dab buddies 4 lyfe

·         You are his best friend, but Yugyeom is his best-er friend, so you are always the third wheel when Yugyeom tags along

·         “Y/n, is this concealer in my shade?”

·         “For the MILLIONTH time, it is!”

·         *dabs concealer* *dabs*

·         Late night video calls when he is bored and can’t sleep

·         Souvenirs from Thailand

·         He regrets telling you his crush because you always tease him about it

·         Talks to you about things he can’t talk to the guys about, not even Yugyeom

·         Tests all his pick up lines on you.

·         Learning all the new trending dance moves together

·         Text convos that are made up of nothing but memes

Spam you with his selfies and asks which is the best one to post on instagram

Originally posted by jypnior

Yugyeom:

·         Hides and jump scares you every time you come over

·         Always ditches you for Bambam

·         Makes you stay up late with him on video calls, but is the first to fall asleep.

·         You make fun of his fear of the dark

·         He tauntingly reaches over you and grabs the item you were struggling for, only to hold it above his head and make you jump for it

·         He drags you to the studio with him and shows you his new moves

·         He then makes you record him dancing so that he can post it on Instagram

·         You have to protect from Jinyoung all the time

·         But when his teasing gets annoying, you threaten to run to Jinyoung to get after him

·         He always makes sure to ask how you are doing when you both meet up

·         He is all ears whenever you have a problem you need to talk about

·         You all him coconut head from time to time

·         You beg him to teach you the choreo to their music videos and he

Originally posted by smallchoi

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