whole brain crying

anonymous asked:

FRENDO! I have been thinking and I confused myself. I've been seeing a lot of Klance birthday theories but When did Keith officially become a orphan? Because if it was when he was really young don't you think he wouldn't know when his birthday is? Like what if he never had one because he didn't know when it was? Imagine Lance asking when his birthday is and Keith saying "um...I...I don't know"

my dear friend!!! I didn’t read a lot of theories, tbh, but I scoured the net and the official voltron site says Keith became an orphan “at a young age before enlisting in the Galaxy Garrison”. Do they mean he enlisted right after or…? For how long has he lived alone in that shack? Or did someone find him and drag him to the Garrison a la Anakin Skywalker? Oooh, I like this one (even though it’s unlikely, but let me dream).
Imagine a random officer finding by chance a kid, Commander, in a shack in the middle of the desert, all alone!, and subsequently dragging him back to the only civilized place in the entire goddamned desert: luxury school for marvelous minds, the one and only Galaxy Garrison. Imagine the kid being confusedly adopted by the whole team, professors and students alike, coddled and looked after by everyone because the poor thing has big, serious eyes and he never talks much, but he’s bright and asks just the right questions, paddling in between their feet in the simulation room, peeking at screens and stats, unrelentlessly curious about what’s this and that and how does this work? Imagine everyone humoring him, why not, it’s harmless fun, and it’s cute, but then - years later, the kid grows into a stubborn young man, who refuses to hear reasons about required classes and official bullshit. “I learned everything I need to, let me pilot the thing already,” he states plainly, for the hundredth time, until someone finally says what the hell, let him do it - and he’s good, a natural pilot, graceful and in control even without training.
So Commander Iverson lets him enroll officially, he has no reason not to, and the kid starts to train for real, climbing the ranks like it’s nothing - and everyone knows him, it’s Keith, he practically always lived here.

Fast forward to drama, pain, and finding himself with the universe’s destiny on the shoulders, piloting a giant robot lion, Keith has never really thought about his birthday. He simply never had the time or will to, because what’s a date to all the numbers he’s had to drill into his head to become what he is right know?

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  • Kevin: You chloroformed Dr. McCoy?
  • Sulu: We are in trouble. We have to do something.
  • Kevin: I don't know what to do! My whole brain is crying!
  • Chekov: Hey, hey. I have an idea.
  • Chekov: It may sound a little weird but trust me.
  • *Few hours later*
  • *Everyone is laying on the ground
  • Bones: *wakes up groaning*
  • Everyone: *starts groaning*
  • Bones: What the hell happened?
  • Sulu: Oh, we ALL got chloroformed.
  • Normani: You chloroformed Simon?!
  • Dinah: Stop yelling at me, you’re the ones that got caught!
  • Normani: You’re the one who’s yelling!
  • Camila: We’re in big trouble, we have to do something!
  • Ally: Oh, I don’t know what to do! My whole brain is crying!
  • Lauren: Guys, guys, guys! Hey, hey. I have an idea. Okay, it may sound a little weird, but trust me.
  • [later]
  • Simon, waking up: What's happening?
  • Dinah: We all got chloroformed.
  • Ally: Somebody chloroformed all of us...
  • Normani: And now we’re regaining consciousness, together.
Miraculous Team Incorrect Quotes
  • (The team are throwing Ladybug a surprise party, and trying to keep her away)
  • Vixen: You KNOCKED OUT Ladybug?
  • Chat Noir: We're in trouble. We have to do something!
  • Queen Bee: I don't know what to do, my whole brain is crying!!!
  • Chat Noir: Guys, guys, guys. Hey, hey, I have an idea. Okay, it may sound a little weird but just trust me.
  • *five minutes later*
  • All: *are lying on the ground*
  • Ladybug: *groans, sits up* What happened?
  • Team: *sit up, groan dramatically*
  • Chat Noir: We ALL got knocked out, oh my GOD!
  • Chloe: You chloroformed Aubrey?!
  • Fat Amy: Stop yelling at me, you’re the ones that got caught!
  • Stacie: You’re the one who’s yelling!
  • Cynthia Rose: We’re in big trouble, we have to do something!
  • Emily: Oh, I don’t know what to do! My whole brain is crying!
  • Beca: Guys, guys, guys! Hey, hey. I have an idea. Okay, it may sound a little weird, but trust me.
  • [later]
  • Aubrey, waking up: What's happening?
  • Stacie: We all got chloroformed.
  • Emily: Somebody chloroformed all of us...
  • Chloe: And now we’re regaining consciousness, together.
  • Jekyll: You chloroformed Lily?!
  • Victor: We're in trouble. We have to do something.
  • Jekyll: I don't know what to do. My whole brain is crying.
  • Dorian: Guys, guys, guys. Hey, hey. I have an idea. Okay, it may sound a little weird, but trust me.
  • *All three lay on the ground next to Lily*
  • *Lily wakes up; all three pretend to wake up*
  • Lily: What's happening?
  • Jekyll: We ALL got chloroformed!

IM MAD AT Y'ALL FOR SLEEPIN’ ON COMMUNITY IT BOUGHT SO MUCH INTO TUMBLR AND Y'ALL WANNA IGNORE IT. HERE IS A LIST.

• Gif of Troy entering apartment in flames, pizza in hand.
• “Ha, gaaaaaaay!”
• “The darkest timeline; the best timeline.”
• “My whole brain is crying!”
• “YOU CHLOROFORMED THE JANITOR?!”
• “I see a man, using a social disorder as a procedural device.”
• “Cool, cool, cool.”
• “This better not awaken anything in me.”
• *squinting at piece of paper intensifies*
• JUST CHANG.
• “You can excuse racism?!”
• “Six seasons and a movie!”

ADD ON IF YOU WANT

  • Jaime Reyes: You chloroformed Captain Marvel?!
  • Zatanna Zatara: Stop yelling at me, you’re the ones that got caught!
  • Jaime Reyes: You’re the one who’s yelling!
  • Zatanna Zatara: We’re in big trouble, we have to do something!
  • Jaime Reyes: Oh, I don’t know what to do! My whole brain is crying!
  • Raquel Ervin: Guys, guys, guys! Hey, hey. I have an idea. Okay, it may sound a little weird, but trust me.
  • [hours later]
  • Billy Batson: What's happening?
  • Jaime Reyes: We all got chloroformed.
  • Zatanna Zatara: Somebody chloroformed all of us...
  • Raquel Ervin: And now we’re regaining consciousness, together.
  • Billy Batson: I don't understand.
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This is the entire Community fandom right now

  • Izuku: You chloroformed the janitor?
  • Ochako: We’re in big trouble we have to do something!
  • Izuku: I don’t know what to do my whole brain is crying!
  • Tenya: Guys, guys, guys. Hey, hey. I have an idea.
  • Tenya: Okay, it may sound a little weird, but trust me.
  • *hours later*
  • Janitor: What happened?
  • Izuku: Oh, we ALL got chloroformed

Moxie: You chloroformed the janitor?
Cleo: We’re in trouble. We have to do something.
Jake: I don’t know what to do. My whole brain is crying!
Lemony: Guys, guys, guys. Hey, hey, I have an idea. Okay, it may sound a little weird, but trust me.
*all fall on the floor*
*janitor begins grunting and everyone else follows*
Janitor: What’s happening?
Lemony: Oh no, we ALL got chloroformed.

me: thinks i’m free of the reign hellhole

also me: goes into the mabastianedit tag, sees that bash has confessed to mary that his feelings for her never went away and he’s going with her back to scotland, abandoning his home country for the woman he loves, just like i always predicted he would

me: …..SON OF A—

  • James: You stupefied Filch!?
  • Peter: Stop yelling at me! You're the ones who got caught!
  • James: You're the one who's yelling!
  • Remus: We're in big trouble! We have to do something!
  • Peter: I don't know what to do, my whole brain is crying!
  • Sirius: Guys, guys, guys! I have an idea. Okay, it may sound a little weird, but trust me.
  • [five minutes later]
  • *the marauders lay on the ground with Filch as he regains consciousness*
  • Filch: ...What's happening?
  • Sirius: Oh... we all got stupefied...
  • James: Somebody stupefied all of us...
  • Remus: And now we're regaining consciousness... together.
  • Trevor: You chloroformed the JANITOR?!
  • Jeremy: Stop yelling at me! You're the ones that got caught!
  • Trevor: You're the one who'S YELLING!
  • Jeremy: Guys, we're in big trouble. We have to do something!
  • Trevor: I don't know what to do! MY WHOLE BRAIN IS CRYING!
  • Trevor and Jeremy: (Both screaming)
  • Matt: Guys, guys, guys! Hey, hey. I have an idea..
  • Matt: Okay it might sound a little weird, but trust me.
  • (Time passes)
  • All: (groaning all laying on ground)
  • All: (groaning and sitting up)
  • Janitor: What's happening?
  • Trevor: Ooh, we ALL got chloroformed!
  • Jeremy: Somebody chloroformed alll of us...
  • Matt: And now we're regaining consciousness...together...
  • Janitor: I don't understand...who's he (Points at Jeremy)..why does he have a rag?
  • All: .....
  • Jeremy: (Chloroforms the Janitor again)
  • Jeremy: That was the worst idea ever can we please just run away now?
  • Trevor & Matt: yEAH