whole animal

I was browsing the nintendo store and was kind of saddened to see that they are dividing their gift ideas by gender.

So out of curiosity I decided to see what they were marketing to me, as a woman. Is it just going to be cutesy games like nintendogs or something?

The signs are not good. Is this going to be a ‘men play consoles women play handhelds’ stereotype or something? Lets scroll down…

Huh. Well Pokemon is the next big handheld release. So lets see what they’re marketing to men?

…the same thing…? 

literally the exact same thing.

They posted the same page twice, and just changed the pronouns in the captions.

Nintendo doesn’t care what gender you are.

They just really, really want you to buy Pokemon.

it’s been over a decade, y'all. i think it’s time we addressed the whole… animal situation in the Avatar universe. we know technology wasn’t A Thing yet so that turtleduck definitely wasn’t a genetic experiment gone wrong or a bad teleportation accident. so what else. am i meant to assume here. but that a turtle..        . . fucked a duc k

America: This Animal Crossing game is way more awesome than I thought it would be!!

Japan: Do you like all the cute neighbors I-

America: It’s like pure capitalism!

Japan:.. capitalism?

America: You can sell a mosquito, dude. A mosquito. And make money. That’s- That’s beautiful.   

What I want to be:

Reliable like Mahiru
Loving like Lily
Versatile like Mikuni
Dedicated like Licht
Confident like Hugh

What I really am:

Lazy like Kuro
Stuck up like Misono
Emo like Sakuya
Easily bored like Tsubaki
Nerveous wreck like Lilac

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“I pretended I was an animal… we wanted something to be happening inside that character, and at the same time we did not want it to be human. So I kinda imagined I was a gorilla! A very skinny gorilla, but still, a gorilla.” (about One Eye in Valhalla Rising) [x]

The Paladins as Parks and Rec Characters

Ann Perkins- Hunk Garret

Tom Haverford- Lance McLain

April Ludgate- Keith Kogane

Ron Swanson- Takashi ‘Shiro’ Shirogane

Ben Wyatt- Pidge Gunderson

Leslie Knope- Allura

Andy Dwyer- Coran


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