whoa yo

Or Nah (One - Shot)

Or Nah: Reader and Bucky are doing their routine workout before an extremely important mission, which doesn't go as planned when Bucky shows her his own playlist he made.

A/N: I've always wondered what would happen if Sam introduced Bucky to some really dirty songs! I was dying while writing this haha! If you want to hear the song while you read it’s right here! :D I hope you guys like it! ENJOY! - Delilah

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader

Warnings: Very dirty song lyrics, pls beware lol. Bucky being a flirty little shit. Slight secondhand embarrassment. 

You let out a small sigh as you placed the weight in your hand down. You had been in the gym for a solid two hours, working out for the mission that was coming up later that week. It was a pretty big one, and you wanted to make sure you were ready for anything and everything. Bucky, who would be your partner for the mission had agreed to join you for the workout, and to your surprise, he even offered to chose the playlist. 

Ever since he and Sam had been hanging out more often, they’ve been able to catch him up on various modern things, mostly music. You knew that Bucky had been spending time listening to the new wave of music on his little ipod you had given him for his birthday, but you had no idea what songs Sam had put on there for him. 

You and he had grown pretty close ever since Bucharest, and dare you admit, you liked him. A bit much for just friends, but you’d never tell him. There were sometimes when you swore he was reciprocating your feelings, but you always brushed it off as simple flirtatious teasing. Steve always said that’s how he used to be back in the day. 

You just figured it was some nineties rap or something, which wasn’t unlikely. 

The last song had ended, leaving the two of you in that awkward five second silence before the next song began. 

Do you like the way I flick my tongue or nah?
You can ride my face until you dripping cum
Can you lick the tip then throat the dick or nah?
Can you let me stretch that pussy out or nah?

Your eyes nearly fell out of your head at how wide you were staring at him. He paid no attention to you, as he was in his own little world. He lowly sung along to the song as he lifted the weights in his hands. The way he spoke the lyrics, you knew damn well that he had heard the song quite a bit. 

You swallowed loudly as you watched Bucky work out. The black tank top he wore clung to his body, which was glistening with a thin layer of sweat. His arms flexed in such a delicious way each time he brought the weight up, almost as if he was showing off everything he had. 

His hair was pulled back in a messy bun, with a few rebellious strands falling in front of his face. Your eyes analyzed the way his jaw clenched each time he flexed, and the way his lips pursed. His brow was furrowed with concentration as he worked out, his eyes staring forward at the grand mirror in front of him as he watched himself. 

And Jesus, that metal arm. It shifted and clicked with each movement, and you honestly found yourself wondering how on earth you could be attracted to a prosthetic limb. Regardless, you’ve wanted it and him. 

After making sure you weren’t drooling over him, you peered back up at his face, expecting him to still be in his own little world. But to your horror, he was staring right at you. His mouth was curved upwards into a little, fascinated smile as he watched you. Regardless, he continued singing along to the song. 

You gonna run it for these hundreds, girl, or nah?
Show me is you really ‘bout your money, girl, or nah?
Don’t play with a boss, girl, take it off
Take it for a real one
You gonna get it all

You watched as he sung to you, his eyes traveling down your body. You blushed even deeper as you took in the raunchy lyrics. You had no idea why Sam would introduce him to this. Steve would probably have several heart attacks at once if he showed up. 

Bucky set down the weights in his hand with a loud clank, pulling you out of your thoughts. He made sure to give you a show as he reached behind himself and slipped the tank top from his body, tossing it to the side. He made his way over to the chin up bar, which was located directly across from you. By now, you were trying to relieve some of the arousal that was pooling between your legs by pressing them together. 

Bucky placed his hands on the bar, and slowly began lifting himself upwards, peering over at you, still singing those damn lyrics. 

Is you really 'bout your money or nah?
Can you really take dick or nah?
Can I bring another bitch or nah?
Is you with this shit or nah?

Your eyes immediately went to his body, watching as every single muscle flexed as he lifted himself up. His gray sweatpants hung low on his waist, giving you a perfect view of the V of his waist. You so desperately wanted to see just a few more inches, but you knew better. He was teasing you, and you were falling right into the trap. 

Not being able to take it anymore, you stood from your seat and began walking towards the bench press. You lie back onto the bench, pressing your hands onto the bar tightly. But before you could even get started, you felt a pair of hands wrap around your legs and pull you away. 

You squeaked, trying to balance yourself. Before you could sit upwards, you were pressed back down by a metal hand. Bucky hovered over you, smirking devilishly as he placed both of his hands on either sides of your head, trapping you underneath him. You felt so small, and couldn't fight the blush that was now spread throughout your chest and face. 

Girl, is you sucking me or fucking me or nah?
Can I bring another bitch? Let’s have a threesome
Keep saying you’s a freak, you gon’ prove it or nah?

“Hey, Buck,” Sam called as he entered the room. His eyes staring down at the ipod in his hands, completely unaware of what was going on in front of him. 

“I think I accidentally took yo- WHOA!

You immediately covered your face with your hands. This was not what you hoped the outcome would be at all! You were hoping for some steamy make out sessions or maybe even Bucky’s head between your legs, but this was absolutely not what you wanted. Sam would never let you guys live this down. 

Bucky cleared his throat awkwardly as he stared at his friend, his eyes flickering between the two of you with a sheepish smile. 

“Man,” He whistled as he listened to the song blaring from the speakers. “I always knew you were a closet freak, Y/N.’” With a cackle, Sam turned on his heel and exited the gym. 

Not before calling over his shoulder that he had a very interesting story for dinner tonight. 


-FIN!

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What the Heck I Gotta Do -Jeggy Cinderella ver

(For my Cinderella thing and because I will find any reason to have John/Philip sing this song in any au…and also because Janthony.)

Scenario: Peggy is Cinderella, this is happening the morning after the ball when John is explaining the whole thing to King Washington, with the help of Alexander(the king’s scribe) and some nosy servants.

[ALEX]
The prince seemed about ready to call it quits, when a very pretty girl showed up

[JOHN]
Who is she?

[ALEX]
And not once, but TWICE, walked past him

[JOHN/SERVANTS]
Who is she?

[ALEX]
Every eye was on her. She took no notice.

[JOHN/SERVANTS/ATTENDEES]
Who is she?

[ALEX]
The servants referred to her as-

[JOHN/SERVANTS/ATTENDEES]
“Some princess”

[ALEX]
Your highness, what drew you to this girl initially?

[JOHN]
Man, she almost tripped on the hem of her dress! She was light-skinneded, had a presence like a firework—long hair, mature in the body like, whoa!

[SERVANTS]
Like, whoa!

[JOHN]
That’s not the only reason I liked her, though. I saw her move past the others on the floor and start dancin’

[ATTENDEES]
All by herself

[JOHN]
With smilin’ eyes. So I said, hi. She seemed mature, and I talked more

[SERVANTS/ATTENDEES]
More, more, more!

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Qrowin Banter #3
  • *In a meeting*
  • Qrow: Ice Queen.
  • Winter: You misunderstand.
  • Qrow: What.
  • Winter: It's 'the' Queen. I am the Queen.
  • Qrow: Pfft, whatever Win-
  • Winter: It's 'your highness' actually.
  • Glynda: Winter, please.
  • Qrow: Okay, have it your way, your highness.
  • *Winter gets up, walks around and stomps a foot inches beside Qrow's shoulder onto the table and leans in.*
  • Qrow: Whoa! What are yo-
  • Winter: -You forgot to get on your knees.
  • Ironwood: Winter no.
  • Winter: Winter, yes...sir.
  • Ozpin: *sips coffee and side-eyes at a now flustered/angry/aroused Qrow* You weren't ready.

anonymous asked:

literally what is the point in denying people labels for their own experiences other than to create a false sense of "unity" in the lgbt community...microlabels help people understand their individual experiences and there's nothing wrong w that.

Whoa whoa hold up yo, I did not deny labels, and I’m not here for that. No putting words in my mouth. That is a supreme jerk move. Those labels are super important for some and provide them with life stabilizing guidance, community, and framework.

What I think is missing in discussion of labels is the open admission that ITS OK IF THE WHOLE THING STRESSES YOU OUT AND YOU WOULD RATHER NOT.

Some LGBTQ+ people don’t want to micro-identify. They want to just live their generally non specific queer lives and microlabeling can at times feel like breaking down heart and mind to an anxiety-inducing excel spreadsheet.

Labels are good for you, they are not good for me, and those are both ok ways to be.

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Team Starkid- A Year in Review: 2013

My, what a year for the Starkid fandom. Starkid put on their first sketch comedy show Airport for Birds. Soon after that ended the much awaited A Very Potter 3D: A Very Potter Senior Year was finally released on YouTube after months of waiting. This year we also saw a LOT of Kickstarter projects, such as Judas Redux (although not officially Starkid), Twisted, and Jaime Lyn Beatty’s debut EP album, Dolphin Safe Tunes. Dylan’s Kickstarter for his debut album, CONFLUENCE was completed, and his album is yet to be released. All of the Kickstarters were fully funded and far surpassed their goals. (I guess that’s the magic of Starkid!) We also welcomed three new Starkids into the fandom; Robert Manion, Alex Grace Paul, and Rachael Soglin. After the success of Airport for Birds, Starkid presented a new sketch comedy project, 1Night 2Last 3Ever. The Langs also released the first installment of their graphic novel Quicksand Jack. Last, but not least Lauren Lopez and Julia Albain released their comedy play, The Moms: Fannypackin’ Heat. The best part is that this is just the tip of the iceberg with all the concerts and other albums and new merch released. It’s been such a busy year but man, it has been totally awesome.

Imagine: Seventeen as Teachers

Imagine: Seventeen as teachers • Jeonghan would be the art teacher that everyone has a crush on • seungkwan’s the drama teacher cause he’s divaboo ofc • Joshua’s the rlly cute english teacher • Jun’s that one math teacher that everyone thinks is gonna be really mean and strict but he’s actually a really nice teacher (and also vry hot) • Woozi is the music teacher thats hard on you so you can get better • Seokmin is the chem teacher thats really funny and nice and you look forward to his class • Hoshi’s the extra curriculum dance teacher that really should be on stage but all he wants is to have fun and be with the kool kids • Wonwoo’s the physics teacher cause everyone hates physics but the teacher always makes up for it - Mingyu’s the sex ed teacher that keeps on trying to impress wonwoo with his sex knowledge but wonwoo doesnt really give a crap - dino’s the fun gym teacher everyone loves and encourages you to do your best ( ^ u ^)–b - minghao’s the very nice and kind librarian that you dont really talk to but once u get to know them they’re super fun and cool and are totally not who you think they are o _ o - scoups is the outdoor ed teacher that is WAYY too hyped for hikes like whoa buddy chill - yo vernon’s probably that really young substitute that everyone likes more than the actual teacher - Admin K ╰( ˵•̀ ‿ •́˵)━☆゚.*・。゚

anonymous asked:

hello, i'm just curious of this quote "vips until whenever", i saw this a lot. did big bang actually said that to us? or us vips created that? btw i love your blog and seungri.

Thank you, I am delighted :)

‘Until Whenever’ is a BigBang song made back in 2008 dedicated to us Vips. It’s not released in any CD but it was put at the end of the Global Warning Concert DVD.

The english lyrics are:

[GD] (You!)
I keep cryin
(Yea, you!)
I keep lyin
Something about us
This is a song for, you
Damn, what should I say?
What should I do, tell me

[TOP] I avoid the warm gaze watching me (i keep cryin)
You know my heart, will you wait? (i keep lyin)

[Chorus]
oh baby dont cry lady (oh)
Dont forget that promise of ours (oh)
Ill take care of you until whenever
[SR] No matter how sad I am [GD/TOP] (I can only laugh)
[DS] Even though Im tired and hurt (I can only endure)
[YB] Even if you leave (I cannot catch you)
Only with your trust can we only be forever

[GD] The day when the sunlight was warm, the day when we first met
I, who looked like a fool drenched in sweat,
still remember, You shine more than anyone else,
this one girl said as she picked me up

[SR] From that moment on, 1 year, 2 years, time passed steadily (yea)
All the memories we experienced together [went by] in the blink of an eye
[GD] In that place, between you and I,
blocking and standing [up against], a wall full of hypocrisy (ah) [T/N: in regards to the rumors of plagiarism, etc]

[YB] Although I like you, I cant approach you
When I see your pure eyes, I am afraid,
Im scared the world will snatch you away
I ask for that beautiful smile not to change, you are so

[GD] beautiful girl, you are more valuable than those jewels
You [are like] a wound that will embrace the young and delicate
I dont want to hurt your pure heart
Pray, shut your eyes and ears, Im crazy over you

[Chorus]
oh baby dont cry lady (oh)
Dont forget that promise of ours (oh)
Ill take care of you until whenever
[SR] No matter how sad I am [GD/TOP] (I can only laugh)
[DS] Even though Im tired and hurt (I can only endure)
[YB] Even if you leave (I cannot catch you)
Only with your trust can we only be forever

[GD] T O P
[TOP] Whenever, wherever we were together
We were so happy, we were the world together
So we ran, on the dangerous road and fields
I, who even after falling, stood up again at the thought of you

[DS] Run looking only forward, Ill watch your back (destiny)
Spread your wings, Ill block the wind
you are the one in my life oh like an undying star [T/N: GD quoted from his Daesang Award speech: “We will try hard to become undying stars.”]

[TOP] Who knew a wrong mistake would turn out like this
Who knew that you, who I lean on, would hurt this much
Only an ocean of sadness [and] dark loneliness exists
I can only cry like a little kid lost in the black darkness

baby girl dont leave
[SR] (I cant be without you, please dont leave)
baby girl dont lose your spirit
[YB] (Ill give you a bigger trust, please dont cry anymore)

[Chorus]
oh baby dont cry lady (oh)
Dont forget that promise of ours (oh)
Ill take care of you until whenever
[SR] No matter how sad I am [GD/TOP] (I can only laugh)
[DS] Even though Im tired and hurt (I can only endure)
[YB] Even if you leave (I cannot catch you)
Only with your trust can we only be forever

eh eh eh oh oh oh oh oh
[SR] Like your friend
eh eh eh oh oh oh oh oh
[YB] Like our promise
eh eh eh oh oh oh oh oh
[DS] I see only you
eh eh eh oh oh oh oh oh

[TOP] I avoid the warm gaze watching me (yea yea yea)
You know my heart, will you wait? (whoa yo~)

That’s why we’re in forever. No goodbyes, no leaving. Just Vip until whenever.

Bindaetteok Gentleman - Seventeen

Here are the English lyrics (with the help of my friend Hyooo~)! Please take out with credits. I was going to make a video and post it on youtube, but it was blocked.

A gentleman in suit
Is being beaten inside a restaurant
Why is that?
He has no money
It’s because he has no money

Seventeen! Yep!
Bindaetteok!
Gentleman!
Gentleman!
Gentleman!
Gentleman, gentleman!

Yo! We bringing traditional funk beat back, yeah! Let’s get it!

A gentleman in suit
Is being beaten inside a restaurant

Why is that? Why is that?
He looked so elegant while eating
There’s only one reason to that
The fact he had no money in his pocket

He entered with such confidence
He leaves flustered because he has no money
He tried sneaking through the back exit
And he’s getting beaten now

If you don’t have any money
Why don’t you just eat bindaetteok at home
Why in the world would seventeen, without any money, eat hamburgers

Don’t even think about karaoke
Bindaetteok! Woo!
Gentle gentleman
We’re gent- gentleman
Bindaetteok
Gentle gentleman
We’re gent- gentleman
Because we’re 17 we got it want it whoa (?)

Yo! Where would I go
With this impudence in my empty wallet
I don’t use spoons but fork and knife
After finishing the meal gracefully
I’d wipe my lips gently and say
“May I please have a cup of water”
I was trying to get away*** but got caught
“What about the bill?”

He entered with such confidence
He leaves flustered because he has no money
He tried sneaking through the back exit
And he’s getting beaten now

If you don’t have any money,
Why don’t you just eat bindaetteok at home
Why in the world would seventeen, without any money, eat hamburgers

Don’t even think about karaoke
Bindaetteok! Woo!
Gentle gentleman
We’re gent- gentleman
Bindaetteok
Gentle gentleman
We’re gent- gentleman
Because we’re 17 we got it want it whoa (?)

***T/N from Hyo: “I was trying to feed you water” is the literal translation that also means I was about to fucking mess with u (by getting away)