whoa i just realized

whoa I just realized it’s called deodorant because it de-odors you like it takes away your odor and you’re an ant

Does mod g have a crush? who the hell knows

Oh my god, I just realized that Supercorp reminds me a lot of Hollstein. We have a nerdy blonde journalist that’s super shy and flustered and a ray of sunshine but has a good heart and wants to save everyone. Then there’s the smirking, broodier dark haired woman who’s well-read and smart and tries to help their girlfriend in their quest. Also, they’re emotionally vulnerable and look intimidating but they’re actually gay puddles around their girlfriends. Everyone has an angsty history and major death in their youth.

 Damn, even the mothers are the same. Like Lena and Carmilla’s mothers were both emotionally abusive towards them and had a brother they loved that ended up being a bad guy. They’re both constantly doubted at first by their gf’s friends and allies. They both even have exes that are killed because of them! Also, Kara and Laura both lost their mother (and her entire planet in Kara’s case) and it inspired them to become journalists. 

Dating Zach Dempsey would include:

• Zach was extremely protective over you, specially if Bryce Walker was around. He never told you why (“I can’t, baby, not now. It’s not my secret to share”), but he made sure you knew he was dangerous and never let Walker anywhere near you.
• He was so naive sometimes
“I like the new shirt, Zach”
“Thanks princess. Can you believe it was 50% off?”
“I’d like it better 100% off”
“Don’t be silly. They can’t just give their products away, their business would break!”
~I saw this one in somebody else’s imagine from Shadowhunters, but I don’t recall who :(~
• You were very random and that was one of his favorite things about you
“What do you want to order?”
“Do you remember that guy from Mulan?”
“I don’t think they sell him on this restaurant”
“I was just thinking you kinda look like him”
• Cute nicknames, mostly “little one”, since your heigh difference was ridiculously huge.
• You would tease him by calling him Jackie Chan (because of his middle name).
“This is gonna bite you in the ass someday. You’ll get used to calling me Jackie Chan and someday you’ll just accidentally say that in front of other people and embarrass yourself”
• He would always respect you and let you decide how far things would go.
• Sweet, gentle and passionate first time
• You were always in the front seat on his basketball games and you would chat with all the moms and dads
“See that really tall handsome guy over there? His name is Zach. He’s my boyfriend. Isn’t he the best looking human you’ve ever seen?
• You found Hannah Baker’s letter when he dropped his wallet in your room.
"Zach… what is this?”
“Can we not talk about it? Please, sweetheart. That hurts me a lot”
“I just wanna let you know that people change, okay? You did something wrong and I know you regret it, I’m sure Hannah would forgive you if she saw the amazing and caring guy you are now”
• He was also random, like
“whoa baby I just realized you have a mermaid kinda thing going on in your hair”
“Shit. Did I forgot to remove the seashells when I left the ocean this morning?”
“God you’re an idiot. I mean the locks”
• He stares. A lot. Because he thinks you’re the prettiest girl in the whole world.
• He’s really jealous, not because he doesn’t trust you, but because he doesn’t trust the boys.
“Come on, you know I trust you, it’s him I don’t trust”
“You think Clay Jensen is gonna make a move on me? Oh please honey, use your smart little brain”
• You wearing his shirts and, since he’s a giant, they’d look like dresses on you
• He’s not a fan of PDA, except when he’s drunk. In that case, he’s just all over you. He’s very weak for drinking, so just a shot would put him on “man on the wilderness” mode.
“DUDE have you met my girlfriend?”
“Yeah Zach you just introduced us, like, two minutes ago”
“Okay hold up I’ll come get her and you’ll see us holding hands. Seriously don’t go anywhere I’ll go get her”
• He loves you so much, and the first time he told you so went a little like this:
“Zach you’ll be late for your next period, stop procrastinating with me!”
“How come you get to procrastinate and I don’t?”
“I’m reckless, I’m a rebel”
“Don’t kid yourself”
“Okay fine. I have a free period because my tutor is sick and didn’t come today”
“And I don’t mind skipping a period to stay with you. Except if it’s Bio. Then I’ll have to go”
“Oh, so you’re saying Bio is more important than me?” you laughed.
“I’m only joking. I love you more than anything in this life”
“Y-you what?”
“God. I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to scare you off. Please don’t feel suffocated and leave me. I’ll back off I promise. I will never say these words again”
“Calm down Zach. I’m just speechless. I mean, you know… I love you too”

remedial-potions  asked:

so for your "choose the Rupert" game, I am going to pit two Rons against each other... DH part 1 Ron, or DH part 2 Ron. Aaaaaand go!

Whoa… hmmm…. where do I even start? (okay perhaps a refresher google search on where part 1 ends and part 2 begins….okay got it! I know time didn’t pass for you guys but it totally did for me…) 

Part 1 without a doubt. Yes there’s the horcrux business but there’s also the wedding reception, nights together in Grimmauld…. whoa.. I just realized I was completely writing this from Hermione’s pov… as if I were Hermione… I think I’ve gone round the bend. Let’s try to ignore my mental instability and move along. I wanna help him through the pain of the horcrux and the manor, I want to see him planning for the ministry break-in, I want to dance with him at his brother’s wedding (yes.. fully committed to playing the part of Hermione now.) Part 2 Ron is victorious yes but he’s also broken, he’s dealing with the death of his brother and friends. I wanna hang out with part 1 Ron. Even though it’s delightfully awesome when Part 2 Ron gets to punch Malfoy in the face!! 

**Make me choose. Rupert or Rupert

Plot Idea:

In the near future, someone sets up a multiplayer/MMO video game which is an incredibly detailed 3-d virtual reality. Its controls are freeform, and it can map hand and head movements perfectly. It’s an open world setting, so players can do things in it like build stuff out of random materials, and there’s a farming/grinding aspect.

An unscrupulous third party hires players to perform some oddly specific in-game activity: perhaps an agricultural or crafting task. They pay in game currency.

It turns out this person has reverse-engineered the virtual reality software. The players’ movements guide the movements of robotic hands performing the task in the real world all day long. It’s a task that people would normally be paid a living wage to do.

Jobs continue to dwindle; discouraged job-seekers stay home and play video games, where at least they feel rewarded for their efforts; it’s a way to pass the time, right?

SHINee fanfiction

i just realized that I’ve never posted links to all my fanfiction here lol So for any of you that have been wanting to read anything, I’ll leave these here!

(newest to oldest) * = oneshot

*Sleepless  Night (future!jongkey, non-AU, fluff, completed)

If Kibum woke up in the middle of the night to an empty bed, Jonghyun was always in his little studio down the hall. 

*Lonely (jongkey, AU, angst, some fluff, character death, trigger warning, completed)

Kibum was tired and lonely. There had to be something missing from his life. He wasn’t sure he wanted to live it anymore.

*Company (jongkey, aedan-millspuppyjjong AU, humor, completed)

Jonghyun doesn’t appreciate when alone time with his master is interrupted by company.

*Hug (jongkey, non-AU, fluff/humor, completed)

Key asks Jonghyun for a hug.

*Polaroid (jongkey, non-AU, fluff/humor, completed)

Too much jongkey? Not possible.

*Skeleton Flower (jongkey, non-AU, character death, trigger warning, completed)

Inspired by Jonghyun’s Skeleton Flower

*Bubbles and Kisses (jongkey, non-AU, fluff, completed)

Jonghyun and Key enjoy a bubble bath after comeback preparations.

Rain: Lock & Key (jongkey, AU, fluff/romance/friendship, chaptered, in progress) 

There’s something going on between them, they just have to figure out if it’s worth paying attention to.

*Melody (predebut!jongkey, non-AU, friendship/romance, completed)

It was months before debut and Jonghyun and Kibum had a day to themselves. 

*Frustrations (jongkey, non-AU, slight angst/ romance, completed)

Key was angry and frustrated because Jonghyun was his everything. Jonghyun was frustraed and angry because Key couldn’t see that he was the only person he could see.

Insomnia (jongkey, non-AU, fluff/romance, incomplete-may be added to in the future)

With worries about BASE, there is only one person who can put Jonghyun at ease. That person is Key.

*Riptide (jongkey, AU, supernatural/drama/romance, completed)

Love was something that had never come to his mind before Key came along. Jonghyun always kept himself secluded, away from everyone else, so when Key came along, it was not easy to adjust. He still kept his distance from the beautiful boy, but he was always aware of him. He knew what was happening though. It was like walking into the calmer part of the water, but then getting dragged out to the middle of the ocean in a riptide. But that’s just falling in love, isn’t it? 

*Heartbeat (2min, non-AU, fluff, complete)

Minho tells Taemin what his heart is saying.

*Goodbye (jongkey, non-AU, angst/romance,completed)

Goodbyes don’t always mean you won’t see each other again. 

Breathe (jongkey, non-AU, angst/romance, trigger warning, two-shot, completed)

And without Kim Jonghyun, there would be no more Kim Kibum.

*Red Bow (jongkey, non-AU, humor/romance, completed)

Jonghyun has a birthday present for Key.

*Tease (jongkey, non-AU, humor/romance, completed)

Key is a tease and Jonghyun is tired of it.

*Guava (jongkey, non-AU, humor/romance, completed)

Their scent was intoxicating and delicious, even more so when they were mixed with Jonghyun.

I had a hard time staying away from him already.

I fidgeted on the couch, ignoring the anime he was watching, fighting every bone in my body not to throw myself at Jonghyun and see if he tasted as good as those damn candies.

Maybe he tasted even better.

*Smile (jongkey, non-AU, romance/slight romance, completed)

His smile.

It had to be beautiful, just like his voice.

Big and wide.

Happy.

Perfect.

Love Sick (2min, humor/fluff/romance, three-shot, completed)

Minho gets sick, Taemin is there for him.

Weakness (jongkey, romance/humor, two-shot, completed) 

Jonghyun has a weakness. That weakness is Key.

*Stumbling (onew, romance/humor/fluff, completed)

Falling in love is as easy as tripping.

*Selfish (minho, romance, completed)

We all can be a little selfish.


just WHOA. I never realized I’ve written so much stuff lol just a small warning, those last four or so are kind of cringe-worthy xD read those at your own risk!

I keep meaning to use the guud art software on the other computer but my laptop has ms paint and it is just way less complicated. So, johnlock! took me about 2 hours to draw :). Used a ton of time outlining the thing in black then took me forever to find pictures to color drop their skin and hair and clothes. (Ms paint isn’t good in that respect) Did shading and outlining their hair with the colored pencil tool. I covered up the paint fill tool bad filling w/ that colored pencil. I also didn’t go super detailed into the hands bc hands are hard to draw. :P Anyways, I’ll stop my explanation. Tell me if you like it!!! :D

Wait
Whoa
I just realized that
Corinne looks just like my mom
I’m
Crying??????????
aND JOHNATHON LOOKS LIKE MY DAD????
This was an accident and I’m shitting.
I mean, Johnathon is less gray, and taller, but still
Gosh, I guess I’m so used to projecting how I feel about my parents into Alex’s parents :-00

whoa okay i just had the realization that some people are like actually attracted to men 

this is life-changing ive never been so accepting of being a lesbian that i thought about what it would be like to love men as something separate from how i am. but now that im thinking of it like how the hell does one actually look at a guy and think like… yeah. i want that. how is,, what is that thought process wow im fucking gay