This is sorta lame and cheesy, but it’s basically just a fluffy Imagine about Tom being a cute boyfriend and taking care of his drunk girlfriend💗
Author’s Note: This is a oneshot inspired by sorta me? My mom had a party and made a ton of mixed drinks, and because I’m a dumb baby that never drinks, I forgot that vodka literally punches you in a face when you drink too much of it? Anyways, I got drunk and ended up crying to one of my cousins for about 40 minutes about all the reasons why I love Tom? Apparently, I’m even more cheesy and sentimental drunk than I am sober, who knew lol?

She giggled to herself, ankles knocking into each other as she braced herself on the door of her apartment. She was absolutely, completely, and undeniably smashed. Truly, she couldn’t even remember how she’d gotten this way, but then again, she could barely recall her uber ride home.
Her hands kept shaking and she couldn’t find the correct key to fit itself into the doorknob. At this rate, she’d be out all night.
Tom paused the film he was watching and glanced back towards the front door. He was pretty sure that he could hear someone out there, but it was probably just their neighbor’s being noisy. Allowing the film to regain his full attention, he did his best to ignore the strange sounds outside, until he heard something that replicated her giggle.
His eyebrows knitted together in confusion. She was supposed to be at a sleepover with her best friends, not coming home at one in the morning? Tom got up and made his way over to the window by the door. Peeking out, he saw that the giggle outside indeed belonged to her, and she appeared to be struggling hugely with the task of opening the door.
Quickly crossing to help her inside, Tom yanked open the door and barely had time to catch her as she crashed in on top of him.
“Tom!” She yelped excitedly, making no effort to move off of him, instead cuddling further into him, while he laid sprawled across the floor with her lying on his chest. “Do you wanna hear a joke? It’s so dirty and I know how you love dirty things!” She explained innocently, her eyelashes tickling his neck.
Tom chuckled, “Darling, come on up here. We’ve gotta close the door.”
“Okay, I’ll tell you!” She leaned over him, “What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?”
“You’re absolutely wrecked.” Tom laughed, taking in her mussed up appearance. She still looked good, how could she not? Her skirt was just shorter, her breasts were more exposed than she’d be comfortable with sober, and her eyemakeup was slightly smudged. Her hair tumbled down her back in messy waves and she teetered on her high heels.
If she had come home sober, Tom would’ve dragged her off to bed with him, but alas, she was drunk and needed to be taken care of.
“She gagged!” His girlfriend giggled, finishing up the butt of her joke. “Do you get it?”
Tom burst out laughing and cradled the back of her head as he rolled her onto her side so that he could get up to lock the door. “Yes, baby, I do. Where’d you hear that one?”
She didn’t even seem to have registered what he asked her because, in response, she said, “I don’t think I’d be Cinderella if I was a disney princess. She gags, but not me. I don’t gag, unless you make me.”
“Oh my gosh, you’re going to be so embarrassed in the morning.” Tom said, slipping his hands beneath her arms to pick her up. Helping her down the hallway to their bedroom, he asked, “Darling, how come you’re not with your friends right now?”
She blinked her eyes slowly and licked her lips. “We were all talking, and drinking. So, so, so much drinking. Did you know that vodka is strong? Like, it’s so strong, because, I’m not sure if you can tell, but,” She leaned closer to his chest and pressed herself up onto her tippy toes to whisper in his ear, “I’m kinda drunk right now.”
Turning his head towards her, he decided to play along, “Are you serious? I’d had no clue.”
“Well, yes! Anywho,” She dragged out the last letter of anywho before she tripped over herself again.
Tom caught her and slipped a firmer hand around her waist. “Anywho?” He pressed.
“We were all talking about our boyfriends, and how much we love them, because, I love you so much. And then, we started talking about the stuff we do with our boyfriends.” She paused in the hallway to poke Tom’s chest, “That’s my favorite shirt on you.”
“Darling, I’m not wearing a shirt?” Tom said, cocking his head to the side.
“I know,” She smiled, “That’s why it’s my favorite.” She gestured to Tom’s exposed midriff, “This is all great. Like, you look so good. The best.”
Tom dissolved into laughter and shook his head, “My silly, drunk girl. What are we going to do with you?”
“Well, you see, what I’d like you to do with me is make-out. That’s really why I came home. We started talking about some things,” She cupped her hand around Tom’s ear and whispered, “Sexy time things. And we all agreed that I should come home to you so that we could do the sexy time things. Because, I wanna do them, with you.”
Finally crossing the threshold of their bedroom, Tom placed her gently onto the bed and tried to ignore her last statement. Yes, she was his girlfriend. Yes, she’d just told him that she wanted him, and yes, he obviously wanted her too. But, she was drunk, much too drunk to consent to sex with him.
Tonight, Tom would be a good boyfriend and take care of her, but, in the morning, Tom would be a good boyfriend and he’d give her at least 2 orgasms with 2 advil pills to chase away her headache before breakfast.
“Sweet girl, we can’t right now. You’ve been drinking too much, you’re absolutely wasted.” Tom tried to reason with her.
“No, no I’m not. If I was drunk, could I do this?” She took a deep breath, “‘May I feel said he/ (I’ll squeal said she/ just once said he) It’s fun said she/ (May I touch said he/ How much said she/ A lot said he) Why not said she.”
Tom cut her off, “Sweetheart, nothing you say matters right now, you’re too drunk. Now just let me help you out of that dress.” Shaking his head, Tom laughed as he walked over to her with an oversized sweatshirt of his in his hand. Only she would be able to quote E.E. Cummings completely inebriated.
Kneeling in front of her, Tom lifted one of her feet onto his lap to unbuckled her high heeled shoe. Undoing the clasp and carefully removing the heel, he pressed a tender kiss to the top of her foot.
“You know, I like it a lot better when you’re on your knees for a different reason.” She pouted, sitting up to watch him.
Tom chuckled again as he began to remove her other shoe, “Trust me darling, so do I. Roll over-” He didn’t even get to finish his sentence when she interjected.
“Are you gonna spank me?” She asked, rolling over. Her tiny dress had ridden up even more and Tom had to bite down on his lower lip and clasp his hands together to prevent himself from doing just that.
“You’re making this really difficult.” Tom muttered.
“Then do something about it. I thought bad girls got spankings?” She teased him, eyeing the hardness growing within his pajama bottoms.
“Stop it, I’m trying to take care of you and you’re making it really hard.” Tom groaned.
“I can tell,” She giggled.
“For fucks sake,” Tom rolled his eyes, “I’m going to help you out of the dress, and that’s all the touching I’m going to do tonight. Then, I’m going to take off your makeup, and you’re going to go to sleep.”
“Tom,” She whined, wriggling around on the bed, “I don’t wanna. I want you to do me.”
Tom laughed, “You’re going to die in the morning, oh my gosh. You’re such a child.”
“Ugh!” She whined and flattened out onto the mattress.
Sitting down behind her on the bed, Tom rolled her over and unzipped the back of her dress. He did his best to not look, but the zipper kept getting caught in her hair, and he couldn’t ignore the soft skin of her back. He saw that she’d chosen to wear the pretty, light pink, lace bra that she’d been wearing the first time they’d had sex. Groaning over the memories, he helped her rid her body of the confining fabric of her dress and had slid his sweatshirt over her body.
She turned to lay on her back, “Will you at least kiss me?”
“Yes,” Tom placed a soft kiss on her mouth, “Do you wanna get up to go to the bathroom to take off your makeup, or do you want me to do it for you here?”
“Hmmm, here.” She sat up and stuck her hands inside of the sweatshirt, only to toss her bra off seconds later.
Tom’s eye lingered on her chest as he got up to retrieve her makeup wipes.
“I love youuuuu.” She said, hugging herself to his chest after Tom had successfully cleansed her face of all traces of makeup. “You’re my favorite, even though you refuse to fuck me.”
Tom tucked the duvet under her chin and crawled in behind her. He kissed her temple and curled an arm around her, “I love you too darling.”
He prayed to the high heavens above that she wouldn’t feel his excitement poking her in the back while she drifted off and into dreamland.

anonymous asked:

Hi, could you possibly draw my patronus? It's a Runespoor btw. Love your account and doodles! 💕

So I gotta be honest, I thought a Runespoor was a species of bird or something that I hadn’t heard of, so imagine my shock when I googled it and saw it was in fact, a three-headed, magical snake, lol. 

But, I digress, I tried to make him cute! And thank you for the praises :) 

Wanna One Kim Jaehwan College AU

For Anon! My ask box is open again :) Enjoy! (You + Kim Jaehwan)

Originally posted by kim-biased

  • It was your freshman year at college, and you were attending one relatively far from your family. You were slightly anxious about starting meeting people and professors from scratch, but you were looking forward to making new friends and learning regardless
  • You arrived on the college campus for orientation completely clueless, but hey that’s okay
  • When you first moved in, you did that thing where you be friendly to pretty much anyone, to try to find some friends/people to hang out with
  • Anyway
  • You were put in a four-year dorm, meaning that freshmen up to seniors were all in the same dorm: this made you somewhat anxious but you thought you’d be fine
  • The day before classes started, your dorm all met up together to do introductions and awkward icebreakers
  • It was the first time you were meeting any upperclassmen, but from the beginning one person stood out
  • This person, whose name you would later find out to be Kim Jaehwan, was undoubtedly the life of the party
  • He was constantly joking around and screaming “OKAY OKAY” every couple of minutes, but nobody was annoyed by him – in fact, the RAs in charge of the dorm seemed to be completely used to his antics
  • He even had this really strange sounding scream-laugh that escaped his mouth at times, but all it did was make other people start giggling along with him: he was contagious and you personally thought it was incredibly charming
  • Needless to say, he was, even if it was unintentional, incredibly well-liked by people older and younger than him
  • And this popularity made him seem… unapproachable, like he was on a pedestal, at least to you
  • Where in reality, he was probably… definitely willing to talk with anyone
  • From that first encounter with the group, you had developed an innocent crush on the guy
  • He was incredibly funny and likable not to mention really attractive
  • Anyway you didn’t share many classes with him, since he was 2 years ahead of you in school, a junior
  • And that was fine, you weren’t looking really to make a relationship out of this, you just thought he was a cute guy lol
  • But during all the dorm activities, you got so distracted because of him
  • There would be game nights and group dinners and movie marathons and you (and your friends, to your dismay) frequently caught you wistfully staring at him or laughing a little too hard at his jokes
  • You thought you were subtle about it, but if someone hung around you at the same time Jaehwan was in the room, it really wasn’t that hard to tell where you mind and heart were lol
  • Despite all this (and pressure from your friends), you never approached him, because like, how?
  • Well before the first semester ended, you actually happened to have one interaction with him
  • You usually didn’t attend any of the dorm parties, because you are extremely physically irritated by loud noises and music, and so far most of the parties had been the “turn up” type, not many of the chiller hangouts, so you pretty much stayed in your room doing quiet things with your friends like games or internet browsing
  • But at the end of the semester, there was this one winter holidays party that “everyone” attended, as your friends and dorm-mates told you, so you decided why not, to just check it out for a bit
  • You didn’t think you would be there for too long, so you didn’t dress up too much: you wore red sweatpants and a green shirt to embody the “holiday spirit”
  • When you got to the party, you realized why people said it was much more extravagant than the other ones
  • This one seemed to have a much larger budget, and there were beautiful decorations everywhere, with balloons and Christmas trees and pretty holiday lights
  • And to your pleasant surprise, the music wasn’t super loud or anything, in fact it was just the regular old holiday music lol
  • Everyone was dressed up way more than you were, but you felt comfortable, much more than you thought you would when you first heard about the idea
  • Trying new things isn’t so bad, (Y/N), you instructed yourself, content with the experience so far (even though you hadn’t talked to anyone yet lol)
  • You didn’t know how to dance to Christmas songs, so you headed to kitchen to grab some good food yuss
  • Surprisingly, the kitchen was completely empty when you entered: the perfect time to steal all foods ! ! ! !
  • Unable to hold back the evil smile that was starting to cover your face, you stacked snacks on your plate, growing happier and happier as your plate filled up to the edges
  • You were so glad you had come to the party LOL
  • Satisfied with your collection, you headed over to the drinks, where there was various bowls of questionable substances
  • What are these even… there wasn’t a label or anything
  • As you scratched your neck and bended down to smell the liquids, you didn’t notice another person entering the room
  • Yes you guessed it
  • It was the one and only Kim Jaehwan, and you failed to notice his eyes boring into the top of your head, as he stood on the opposite side of the food counter
  • Multiple things about this first meeting:
  • 1. Jaehwan already knew who you were. lol. and he also knew about your crush. also lol. word spreads pretty quickly through the dorm, and you were unaware of that! congrats !
  • 2. There are two people now in this room: you and him,,, and you have your nose hovering above a bowl of punch or something
  • Anyway yes you were smelling the punch because you didn’t want to consume any sketchy alcohol at this party (you hadn’t drank before anyway, and you didn’t want the conditions of your first time to be mystery fluid)
  • “Is this alcoholic…” you mumbled to yourself, before your eyes flicked up to meet Jaehwan’s, making you gasp and stand up straight in surprise, almost tripping over your own feet, making Jaehwan laugh at your reaction
  • Nice one, real nice, (Y/N)…
  • He looked too good for words, his brown hair looking messy but perfect at the same time, in his own pair of sweats and a long t-shirt, with an adorable reindeer antler headband on his head
  • “I’m pretty sure the red one has alcohol, and the peach one just has some sodas, punch, and ice cream.”
  • They were the first words he had spoken to you, and you wished you were capable of acting completely normally but you were too much of a spAZ to do that
  • “Oh, okay, thank you, I-I’ll get the red one then,” you sputtered out
  • “You want the alcoholic one? Oh, I thought you were under the impression you didn’t, with the way you were sniffing those bowls, haha”
  • “Oh, no I meant the non alcoholic one, gah” you corrected, mentally kicking yourself for literally saying gah like out loud
  • “Nah you’re good, these parties are pretty confusing at first, I totally get it. I came for the food too,” Jaehwan said with his gorgeous laugh
  • “Oh, you did? Come for just the food, you mean?”
  • “I mean, look at me,” Jaehwan said, pointing to his outfit. “This is my sleep outfit, and I have fully planned to fall into a food coma today.”
  • You couldn’t stop your blush from rising to your cheeks in reaction to his joke, before you asked without thinking, “you sleep with those antlers on?”
  • Jaehwan seemed slightly caught off guard for a split second, before he smoothly responded, gasping and clutching his chest
  • “(Y/N), I am so offended, the antlers aren’t a costume, its a serious physical defect, I can’t believe you don’t have the sense to not talk about that to me,” he cried out
  • You couldn’t keep up the joke and started giggling, before you realized… did he just say my name? How does he know my name…
  • But guess what? Your thoughts had unknowingly slipped out of your mind, and he heard you ask him that, out loud, you only realizing you had done that when you looked up to see Jaehwan staring at him, his cheeks turning a shade of red that matched your pants
  • “Ah, of course I know the name of my fellow dorm-mate, we’ve been living in the same place for the past couple months,” he saved, looking less confident than you had ever seen him
  • Just then, another freshman from your dorm walked in, and with some confidence you had unknowingly conjured up, you challenged Jaehwan out of nowhere
  • “Okay, so what’s their name?” you asked, as Jaehwan coughed randomly into the air, claiming that your game was completely unfair to him
  • “I bet this person isn’t even from our dorm and just snuck in here, please,” he replied with some fake arrogance
  • “Fine, then do the next person that enters,” you said, enjoying his misery
  • And the two of you just stood there in the kitchen, leaning on the countertop, staring at everyone who came in, for the next 30 minutes, stuffing food into your mouths
  • Turns out, Jaehwan barely knew any of the freshmen or sophomores in the dorm, leading to a lot of laughter from the both of you as he made up random names on the spot
  • After some time of this, when the kitchen emptied out again, you let the question that had been lingering on your subconscious slip out
  • “So why did you only know my name?” you laughed, before stopping instantly, realizing what you had said
  • And you were met with… silence
  • Your nervously looked up at Jaehwan, and saw him staring at his feet, which were bending over on the ground uncomfortably, a drastic change from his usual psycho demeanor
  • “Uh, well, I sorta heard thatyoulikeme…” he quickly said, the volume of his voice trailing off
  • And just like that, you could have sworn you heard your heart drop
  • Oh my gosh, this is so embarrassing, your cheeks pinking for a different reason than they had been the rest of this evening
  • “Oh,” was all you managed to get out, standing up straight, subconsciously starting to move away from him, your head turning to face a different direction
  • “Wait, no, (Y/N), I’m not talking to you just because of that,” Jaehwan said, placing a soft hand on your shoulder, holding you back, making you hesitantly look back at him
  • “I mean,” he said, starting to awkwardly laugh, “a lot of people knew about it, although I didn’t realize how much you enjoyed looking at me until one of my friends told me,”
  • “Ugh I get it, I’m totally obvious, I have a huge crush on you, big deal,” you replied, disheartened, moving Jaehwan’s hand on your shoulder with one of your own, but he took advantage of the contact and took your hand
  • “Wait, no, I’m sorry, I don’t think I’m explaining this properly, I heard you liked me and I didn’t know who you were, but I found out soon after that, and I sorta noticed you were really cute and you always laughed at my jokes and seem really nice and I want to get to know you better because I kinda like you too,” he hurriedly confessed
  • You were totally overwhelmed at the past minute of new information, staring blankly at Jaehwan, as he looked back at you, waiting for a response
  • “Uh, what?”
  • Jaehwan smirked at you, making your heartbeat rise; seeing you get all flustered at his words made him incredibly satisfied
  • “So do you want to get to know each other better?” he asked, poking your nose
  • You finally let a smile break free onto your face, nodding enthusiastically
  • “What? I can’t hear you,” Jaehwan teased
  • “Okey okey!” you exclaimed, making Jaehwan lose his cockiness and pull you into a hug
  • “OKEY OKEY!” he screamed, and you kicked him in response, your physical reaction being completely different from your rapidly beating heart but who cares hahhahahaha
  • You two just chatted and ate for the rest of the party, sometimes going out to stare at the people dancing, the both of you proclaiming that you weren’t “dancing people” (Jaehwan demonstrated some of his… questionable dancing moves to demonstrate his point)
  • Anyway when your friends heard this news, they were all relieved, claiming that they thought it would never happen (GEE THANKS)
  • (Jaehwan’s friends were equally happy, having been annoyed for the past couple months of him staring at you and asking them if you had laughed at his attempts to be funny)
  • You two still didn’t share many classes, but met a lot in the dorm, and activities were actually able to be enjoyed by you after this because not all your attention was on him!!! Wowza!
  • For example,,, movie nights turned from staring at each other from across the room to cuddling under a blanket AHHH
  • (well that might not be the best example… as his presence next to you was tbh still pretty incredible for a little bit haH)
  • You two raided parties solely for the food, becoming infamous for creepily staring at people while the both of you munched on snacks
  • As you loosened up around him and became more comfortable with your dorm group as a whole, you actually found that you had a psycho laugh as well (some people said yours sounded like a hyena mixed with a squeaky door)
  • Who needs a power couple when you can have a psycho couple
  • y’all are weirdos but somehow it’s still adorable


Requests are open! Thank y’all for waiting ❤️

 ~*~My Favorite Fics by MyOwnSpark~*~

Louis is an architecture student who can only think about the future. Harry is a baseball player who can only think about right now. Both are lonely for different reasons. Boybands bring them together. Or, this may just be a long love letter to Louis’ voice, I’m not sure.

{Okay, this fic is my soulmate fic. Yes, on the surface it is about baseball and boyband karaoke, which that’s like it’s just speaking to me directly. BUT this fic is so much more than that. This is the fic that made me fall in love with Cynthia’s writing. The story itself is lovely and clever, but my god, the emotion that she can convey with her words is so compelling and unique. I would recognize her writing anywhere.}

“Missed you,” Louis murmured.

Harry smiled against his mouth. “It’s only been a few minutes, babe.”

“No, I meant …” Louis sighed with relief and didn’t finish, chose to keep kissing instead. He’d been afraid it would be one of those distant, frosty kind of nights where they would bicker and pick and brush past each other, Harry mad at Louis for some reason Louis couldn’t name. Those were nights where Louis could see that edge of disappointment in Harry’s eyes, nights where it seemed their love got lost somewhere between the kitchen and the bedroom, among the dirty dishes and lost toys and their two very young kids. But it felt like they might be righted now, back on track because of their funny conversation in the bathroom, and if Harry wanted Louis to be naked on his lap, then that’s what Louis would to do.

Harry is feeling cranky and lonely after a long week. Louis’ offhand comment about a co-worker’s maternity leave starts a conversation that gets Harry out of his head and into his heart.

{I remember Cynthia first telling me she was writing this and being nervous about the topic, and I just remember saying that I knew that whatever she wrote would be amazing. And then when I read it, it just blew me away. This is so beautiful and again so much more than what it seems on the surface. It’s one that stays with you, and how with the right person you can be truly vulnerable. And then at the end there is the most beautiful piece of Larry fan art by @twopoppies I have ever seen that just magically adds to the story. This whole thing will just knock the wind right out of you.  I have to stop now before I start crying. IM FINE.)

Louis thought that he kinda liked her, but there was something missing; he saw it in Harry’s eyes. Basically “Home” in a fanfic, with an epilogue thrown in for good measure.

{Okay, so first of all, I don’t read canon fics just in general, but I’m so glad I gave this one a chance. You can just feel the panic right alongside Louis as he frantically tries to fix what went wrong. And then the epilogue…damn you, Cynthia. I dare you not to shed a tear at that one.)

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This fic rec was made in honor of my dear friend @myownsparknow ‘s birthday! Cynthia, you are my very favorite Larry fic writer, which I proclaim to anyone who will listen. You were my favorite before I even knew who you were. lol. I’m so lucky now to also call you a friend. If you haven’t read all of her fics, you should begin immediately. Just start anywhere and start reading, she’s a sorceress and her fics will put you under her spell. 

Sugar Update 7-6-17

Been a while since I last had a full on post! So here it goes.

If you’ve been following me, you’ll see that I’ve posted some cash shots recently. While money shots are great (lol), they don’t provide much info with them! So here we go.

Nestle and Renegade are no longer in the picture. Nestle bailed because he ended up deciding he “didn’t wan’t to make me uncomfortable” which is Salt Speak for “I don’t want to pay for sex.” Renegade is a nice enough dude, but his offer is just much too low for the amount of effort I’d put in. I’ll advise him soon to put that $200/meet toward a down payment for a house.

Onward and upward! Last night I met with Penn, a great guy from WYP. He said he’s not comfortable with an allowance, but we had a very good dinner and I think I may have charmed him into thinking otherwise. He gave me $300 for just one date, so I do have a good feeling about good (old) Penn.

Today I met with both Chairman and Starbs. Chairman for lunch, first time meeting. We had a lovely 30 minute conversation, then he left me with a $250 American Express card. Sugar daddy af. We’ve penciled in a date to meet in a bit and talked about what our expectations are for an arrangement. We seem to be on the same page, so I’m quite looking forward to an extra 2k a month coming into my hands soon ;D (also, like, we totally get along).

Starbs is named Starbs because he gave me a $10 Starbucks gift card at the end of our date tonight. I politely walked him to the nearest ATM and showed him how to be a decent date. $110 from him. We’ll see where that goes. Not super hopeful. He was kinda slimy, but at least I got a lot of free wine.

Those are the updates for now! Stay tuned. I’m in full-on HUSTLE mode to get ready for apartment shopping and school clothes/supplies!

P.S. My Uber ride home tonight was a retired police officer who, after a while, told me he had an account on sd4me. I’m weak. Not interested in an Uber driver for a sugar daddy, but I did tell him tips on how to make his profile attract babes, and also advised him to increase his monthly allowance cap! He said he was so grateful for my help. LOL. Who knew!!! 


russia channel one is releasing a trotsky biopic and the two-and-a-half minute trailer has 5 sex scenes lol who knew trotsky could be so erotic

Sadly, you are correct!  This is one of those coincidences that truly is a coincidence (L. Tomlinson registered a domain in 2011 just like H. Styles in 2017) - who knew those happened?!? LOL!

Convince Me- Patrik Laine

Originally posted by intermissionpenguins

Ok so this is going to be a multiparter! I don’t know how many parts and this part isn’t as cute as you guys probably want, but it sets it up AND Pate is in it, so you can’t be too mad right? I’m going to try and get part 2 up for you guys tomorrow, but I’m leaving for vacation so we’ll see. Enjoy!

Warning: curses

Anon Request: Hey, I was wondering if you could write a request for me! Honestly I love your writing and soon as I got the idea I knew who to ask lol. Could you write one of Patrik Laine where the reader is related to a leafs player (can be whoever you choose) and she meets Patrik and he tries to convince her that the Jets are the better team. I just need some cute, flirty Patrik fluff in my life tbh.


              You stood leaning against the wall, playing on your phone.

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Attractive Guys in Movies: Daniel Radcliffe as Ig Perrish on “Horns” (2013):

“Second post, and it had to be about Daniel Radcliffe…again. I’m sorry but this guy is so attractive. There are some movies that he doesn’t look that attractive, but there’s some that makes me melt with so much hotness, lol. Who knew the devil could be so sexy, right?

Dating Headcanon

Request from: @grumpycheshirecat
Request: “Headcanon for what types of dates the bat boys and girls would go on with their s/o.”
Warnings: None.
A/N: I’m not entirely sure who all counts as a bat boy, so I kind of just went with who I knew counts? Sorry, lol, if I excluded someone just let me know and I’ll do their headcanon as well :)


  • Romantic AF.
  • He’ll make sure to keep his s/o’s preferences and such in mind to ensure they’re comfortable the whole time and the date goes as amazing as it can for them.
  • For example, if they aren’t comfortable going to a really expensive restaurant, he’ll more than happily plan out a private place to eat.
  • A bouquet of flowers is almost always a constant.
  • If his s/o is really excited or passionate about something, like aquatic animals or space, you better believe he’ll do everything in his power to plan something based off of it. It doesn’t matter if he isn’t interested in it either, he’s more than happy to just see their faces light up in joy.
  • He just wants his s/o to be comfortable, happy, and enjoying themselves.


  • This boy will do everything in his power to make sure the date is perfect.
  • Like, he will shove his pride away and ask for help to ensure it’s nothing but amazing for his s/o.
  • He’d probably prefer to avoid places with a lot of people.
  • If he’s extremely serious about the relationship, be ready for dates that most wouldn’t actually mark as ‘romantic’– like wrestling matches, sketchy alley bowling, and loitering super cheap bars because “babe, you haven’t lived if you haven’t had one of the drinks from here.”
  • Sometimes the dates will be as simple as just riding his motorcycle around.


  • She loves experiencing new things, and it tends to show in her dates by being different every time.
  • She likes to give meaningful gifts to her s/o as well.
  • Her ability to read body language super well is great for when she needs a new idea for a date, because she’ll make sure to focus and remember things her s/o reacts positively towards– it also helps with choosing gifts too.
  • She’s open to doing anything because she loves spending time with them, and that’s honestly her only goal when it comes to dating.
  • Like she’ll be content to just snuggle on the couch and watch movies together.


  • If any dates go wrong, he’s going to blame Google and Dick.
  • Because those were his main sources of dating help.
  • He’ll do everything to make sure everything goes smoothly, or at least he’ll try to make everything go smoothly.
  • He’s a very nervous bean.
  • Especially since after the sixth date at a coffee cafe he figures he should probably change it up a bit. (His next plan is probably an arcade).


  • This bubbly girl of energy is an exciting person to go on a date with. There’s never a dull moment.
  • She’s always got something to say in order to keep the conversation going, and she’s a great listener as well.
  • If her s/o were willing to do something thrilling like going bungee jumping or skydiving, she’d be completely for it.
  • She’s going to do everything in her power to make her s/o laugh and have a great time.
A thing that I love about Cullen: the way he plays chess.

So, there are three options when you play chess against Commander Cullen in-game, and only one of them nets you a victory. 

One option is to let him win, and, of course, he does.

Another option is to cheat. But when you do this, he still wins. Not just with you, either: every single game you witness with him against a character who cheats ends with Cullen winning; he canonically beats the Inquisitor, Dorian, and Leliana (she plays him in that scene if Dorian is unavailable) when they try to get the better of him. He really just radiates smugness when this happens, too (especially against Leliana, the sneakiest of them all). It’s like he beats cheaters out of spite.

The final option, playing fairly, is the only scenario in which you can beat him. This always seemed odd, to me; he’s obviously an extremely skilled player, who can win even if you give yourself an edge. So why do you win if you choose not to do so?

Easy. He’s letting you. 

Why? Anybody’s guess. Maybe he appreciates the honesty after playing so often against someone who cheats. Maybe he remembers the frustration of always losing against his sister and wants you to come back instead of giving up. Fill in your own headcanons. But I just can’t shake the feeling he throws that game on purpose.