my cog ocs aren’t as cool as everyone else’s cog ocs but here they are.
Robert is a Downsizer who has some SERIOUS beef with toons. He used to pay no mind to the toon torture methods that most Downsizers partake in, but after a traumatizing experience involving some crazy furry teenagers, he despises those blasted colorful animals with all of his being, and gets sick satisfaction out of seeing them in pain.
Michael is a Bean Counter who considers Robert his best friend, and has an easier time showing it than most cogs would. He acts a little more “toony” than the average cog, but not so much that he is any happier than a Mr. Hollywood. He’s annoying, but the reason behind his behavior is unknown to his coworkers. The truth is that he was reprogrammed by the toons against his will to be a spy.