so to fill anyone in there’s this guy in my class who is trying to “turn me straight” and he get’s super upset, angry and controlling when i hang around my friend who likes to cling to me a lot. on friday her and i went to a bar and we got super drunk and we pretty much almost had sex and it ended in a 40 minute make out session in the bar hallway. i have hickeys all over my neck and very clear bite marks on me so he’s going to be super fucking pissed off tomorrow so let’s see how that goes…

anonymous asked:

IM 100% FOR LUCIEN AND TARQUIN and for Elain to be the best friend who gives the two thumps up when she sees them together.

yes, yes, yes….but also Elain being the best mate/girlfriend who fucks them up when she sees them together. this is also fun. 

The Kindness of Strangers

Well, you’re still twitching.

           Generally means you haven’t given up yet.

Come on, let’s get ya sat up now

           facedown in rockbottom ain’t the greatest thing in the world.

Who am I?

Pardon, who the hell am I?

Somebody who’s been where you are



                                   nosefirst in the asscrack of the end.

Someone saw me floppin’

and rolled me over as they climbed out

           kindest boot I ever got.

What the fuck am I doing?

Doing what I been doing ever since-

           looking for folks who haven’t give up yet.

Ones that have, I respect their choice

           and hope the next time around treats them kinder.

Now buster, what are you doing?


What, cat got your tongue?

No matter.

Think you can stand up?

Whatcha mean why?


Oh, you mean what’s the point?

Well, for starters, it gets the joints moving

           feels pretty good to walk after kissin’ dirt

           and I thought maybe you’d like to try a bit more of life

                       this time around.

If not I can lay you back down.

           Nose up this time, dirt in your nose ain’t fun.

Your choice.

           No judgment neither.

                       Sometimes you just gotta stop.

Come on then, up you get.

Lean on me and we’ll stagger along a little ways

           until we need a rest

And we’ll be farther along than we are now.

Lean on me and I’ll lean on you

           been a long walk so far,

           and that boot wasn’t very soft,

                       but we’ll get where we’re going.


People give me advice like I’m an idiot with no self awareness, but the truth is, I know what I need to do. But that doesn’t make it any easier.

Shared house traits

Gryffindor & Hufflepuff
-sweet summer child
-close, intimate, heartbreak mending hugs
-giggles “that’s what she said”
-likelihood you’ll fall in love with them +9999999%
-probably still owns a stuffed toy

Ravenclaw & Slytherin
-already wrote an encyclopedia on all the ways they’re better than you
-judging you not-so-silently
-“my words are both poison and exilir. tempt me, if you dare.”
-intimidating at first bUT THEYRE ACTUAL CINNAMON ROLLS
-“aw you didn’t have to do that!-…what do you want?”
-too many trust issues, someone just HUG THEM

Gryffindor & Ravenclaw
-already stalked you on all your social media accounts
-board games. video games. gaaames. 
-always has a mess. somehow knows where everything is. 
-BUSY. friends, hobbies, school/work, internet til 2am, busy.

Slytherin & Hufflepuff
-knows who they will search for first during the apocalypse
-“i trust you with my life. don’t let me down”
-literally gives the best first impressions
-it’s actually a little scary how much they could be hiding
-work, work, work, workwork

Hufflepuff & Ravenclaw
-“god you’re so fucking weird and i love it”
-that friend who never yells at anyone until they do and everyone is terrified
-my otp is better than yours
-“rules were not made to be broken unless i say so”
-happier when all is peaceful and quiet

Gryffindor & Slytherin
-that friend that shares all the hot selfies they find. (bless them)
-has never made a good decision after 2am
-*loses something* *blames it on you* *finds it 2min later with their stuff*
-selfie game too strong


Mamma Mia

So I just remembered that 1D did a short ABBA cover a while back. It starts at :34.


This is the order I feel this scene is going to go in.

Magnus is buttoned in the first gif; not sure about the second, and the last we clearly see Alec is making quick work of them in his effort to relieve the man of his clothing.

I don’t want to be spoiled this early, but also I REALLY want to see a longer teaser to this scene. A little lead-up to this moment, perhaps?