We are the most ridiculously hilarious, completely inappropriate, gutter mind trash; with the most sophisticated wit, analytical discussion and cut a Bitch politely and rudely individuals I have met in my life.
a - age: 29 b - biggest fear: this question c - current time: 9:41pm d - drink you last had: orange la croix e - every day starts with: “J’y Suis Jamais Alle//Amelie” which is my alarm clock ring and oatmeal made by husbando ^_^ f - favorite song: gahhh, this is too limiting. “Forsythia”//Veruca Salt g - ghosts, are they real: do i believe in ghosts? ehhhh no. do i believe in areas where the line separating the past and the present is weak and that significant events leave a lasting impression on a place leaving people to have sightings of ghosts when they pass through one of these spots h - hometown: petoskey, michigan i - in love with: my kitties j - jealous of: people who can figure out their hair k - killed someone: in my head someone got it with a pair of chopsticks up the nose (THAT”S WHY YOU DON”T FUCK WITH ME CHERYL) l - last time you cried: last saturday m - middle name: jeanette n - number of siblings: 1 o - one wish: to get published p - person you last called/texted: husbando q - questions you’re always asked: when are you going to have kids r - reasons to smile: a nice comment on a fic s - song last sang: big yellow taxi//joni mitchell t - time you woke up: 945am u - underwear color: pink with deer antlers on them v - vacation destination: new zealand (amongst the hobbitses) w - worst habit: i leave random dishes around the house x - x-rays you’ve had: on my head when i got a minor concussion and on my shoulder when i dislocated it z - zodiac sign: virgo BITCHES B)))))
Okay I’m gonna run through some lesbians and comment on whether or not they actually should be #life goals and then also probably tell you that, despite the should/should not factor, they are indeed #life goals.
Michiru Kaioh: honestly should not be #life goals because 1. that dress in the SuperS special 2. isn’t at all joking when she suggest she’ll let the world end if Haruka dies 3. the matching shirts 4. steals babies. Is #Life Goals anyway.
Haruka Tenoh: once she stops with the MY HANDS ARE TAINTED I’M THE LITERAL WORST stuff, a good set of #Life Goals. 10/10 would recommend being as sweet and devoted and unapologetically ridiculous as Haruka.
Tomouyo Daidouji, back at it again: Definitely #Life Goals, best friend to have and also check out her crew of lady security guards
Juri Arisugawa: do not #Life Goals this young woman or all you’ll do is cry gay tears in the shower and scowl for the rest of your life.
Rei Hino: #Life Goals for sure, hardest worker even though she could learn to use her inside voice a bit more
Ritsuko Akagi: first off yes she’s a lesbian, second off she is the least #life goals lesbian I can think of
Homura Akemi: no, though somehow less emphatic of a no than Ritsuko
Impa from Ocarina of Time: could, and would, crush a man with her bike shorts adorned thighs, 100% #life goals
Xena: listen, I have seen maybe 15 minutes of Xena in my entire life but I can tell you that she is a #life goals lesbian but that Gabrielle is the real #life goals lesbian for getting to be Xena’s girlfriend
As someone from the social sciences, I just love, love, LOVE Yuri Plisetsky. He is a precious emotional goldmine. If there is one character I would like to narrate my life, it’ll be Yurio, because you KNOW he’ll come up with out of this world creative ways to tell you how you are the piece of shit who matters and deserves to be happy in life.
Here are the conflicting (but perfectly healthy) and beautiful smorgasbord of emotions I imagine this precious boy has for certain characters of the show.
Yuuri “Katsudon Piggy” Katsuki
Same name, interesting | good step sequence, I want to see him do a perfect skate | WEAKEST PERSON I KNOW FUCK | want to beat him | shit want to beat him in everything | can’t take him losing to others | PROTECT HIM AT ALL COST | gay disgusting Russian-hero-stealing fuck | fuck this guy | sorta fond of him | talk about him to Grandpa all the time
Role model | person I admire the most | but I have had it up to HERE that he wins all the time | he even got Katsuki wtf is nothing sacred | isn’t he old enough to die yet JUST FUCKING DIE ALREADY | but thanks for the record-breaking choreography, I guess | will surpass him someday
Most okay guy I met | appreciates how great I am, which is pretty cool | can be trusted | will cheer for him, I want him to beat everyone else | still want to beat him in competition, though | and he better want to beat me, too
Ohhhhhhh boy howdy ok this is a longggg story but I’ll just give you an abridged version:
Basically in one episode of Danny Phantom (can’t remember the name of it unfortunately) Danny wants to ask Valerie to be his girlfriend and his dad said that he should do this by giving her a ring (very old fashioned but that’s Jack). But, jack thinks that Danny is gonna ask Sam to be his girlfriend (for obvious reasons) so he gets her name engraved on the ring. Danny has this ring on him when he’s about to go do something in ghost form and so he gives the ring to Sam to hold on to for safe keeping. When she looks at the engraving on the ring she thinks it says “Wes” because she’s looking at “sam” upside down, thus where the name Wes comes from.
So then during another episode (again don’t remember which), Danny gets into a ghost fight or something at school and the only person that seemed to acknowledge this happening was this red headed basketball player, who strangely looks very similar to Danny. So, the phandom decided to call him “Wes Weston” and there are literally hundreds of headcanons and stories and fan art, etc. about this dude and his life!
Just look up Wes Weston on here and you’ll get lots of results!
She wasn’t in the trailer, but she’s one of the new major characters; Kelly Marie Tran, the actress playing her, was on the panel for The Last Jedi and got to reveal her character name, a bit about her (she’s a maintenance worker), and a photo:
Characters: Y/n (MALE READER), Dean, Sam, Mary, Lisa and Ben (mentioned)
Pairing: No Pairing Dean x Y/n (father-son relationship)
Warnings: Pure angst, abandonment, hatred, lotta swearing and degrading language, sadness, feeling unwanted, loneliness, just literally all sadness and angst everywhere.
Word Count: 3270
Summary: Dean runs into Y/n after he disappeared almost five years ago. Mary and Sam decide to find out why he left his dad.
A/N: Ok, so I’ve had this idea for a while and decided time to write it. Became hella long, my apologies. Also, a lot of swearing and kinda talking trash about certain characters. If u like them two, well, nothing I can do. Just don’t hate on me, cos I can’t be asked with all that. Other than that, it’s purely angst, but I hope u liked it.
//basically everyone who have interacted with me ~romantically~ is a ship(?) Lol.
But if you are asking for my ship choice for Sanji myself… *takes a deep breath* Zoro, Nami, Luffy, Zoro, Law, Sabo, Caesar, Zoro, Ichiji, Gin, Pudding, Cosette, Zoro, Crocodile, Usopp, mm who did I miss… Zoro. Did I say Zoro?
I'm way behind. Why does everyone hate that actress who plays Maggie?? What did I miss?
she’s a white italian woman playing a character they explicitly wrote as a latina character. literally in one of the first episodes maggie was in, she says something about “growing up as a non-white, non-straight girl in nebraska” or something and it’s tasteless and racist for a white girl to be playing a character like that. also, as if playing maggie isnt bad enough, apparently fl*riana is incredibly pale most of the time, indicating that she tans/does brownface for the role.