We are the most ridiculously hilarious, completely inappropriate, gutter mind trash; with the most sophisticated wit, analytical discussion and cut a Bitch politely and rudely individuals I have met in my life.
a - age: 29 b - biggest fear: this question c - current time: 9:41pm d - drink you last had: orange la croix e - every day starts with: “J’y Suis Jamais Alle//Amelie” which is my alarm clock ring and oatmeal made by husbando ^_^ f - favorite song: gahhh, this is too limiting. “Forsythia”//Veruca Salt g - ghosts, are they real: do i believe in ghosts? ehhhh no. do i believe in areas where the line separating the past and the present is weak and that significant events leave a lasting impression on a place leaving people to have sightings of ghosts when they pass through one of these spots h - hometown: petoskey, michigan i - in love with: my kitties j - jealous of: people who can figure out their hair k - killed someone: in my head someone got it with a pair of chopsticks up the nose (THAT”S WHY YOU DON”T FUCK WITH ME CHERYL) l - last time you cried: last saturday m - middle name: jeanette n - number of siblings: 1 o - one wish: to get published p - person you last called/texted: husbando q - questions you’re always asked: when are you going to have kids r - reasons to smile: a nice comment on a fic s - song last sang: big yellow taxi//joni mitchell t - time you woke up: 945am u - underwear color: pink with deer antlers on them v - vacation destination: new zealand (amongst the hobbitses) w - worst habit: i leave random dishes around the house x - x-rays you’ve had: on my head when i got a minor concussion and on my shoulder when i dislocated it z - zodiac sign: virgo BITCHES B)))))
Okay I’m gonna run through some lesbians and comment on whether or not they actually should be #life goals and then also probably tell you that, despite the should/should not factor, they are indeed #life goals.
Michiru Kaioh: honestly should not be #life goals because 1. that dress in the SuperS special 2. isn’t at all joking when she suggest she’ll let the world end if Haruka dies 3. the matching shirts 4. steals babies. Is #Life Goals anyway.
Haruka Tenoh: once she stops with the MY HANDS ARE TAINTED I’M THE LITERAL WORST stuff, a good set of #Life Goals. 10/10 would recommend being as sweet and devoted and unapologetically ridiculous as Haruka.
Tomouyo Daidouji, back at it again: Definitely #Life Goals, best friend to have and also check out her crew of lady security guards
Juri Arisugawa: do not #Life Goals this young woman or all you’ll do is cry gay tears in the shower and scowl for the rest of your life.
Rei Hino: #Life Goals for sure, hardest worker even though she could learn to use her inside voice a bit more
Ritsuko Akagi: first off yes she’s a lesbian, second off she is the least #life goals lesbian I can think of
Homura Akemi: no, though somehow less emphatic of a no than Ritsuko
Impa from Ocarina of Time: could, and would, crush a man with her bike shorts adorned thighs, 100% #life goals
Xena: listen, I have seen maybe 15 minutes of Xena in my entire life but I can tell you that she is a #life goals lesbian but that Gabrielle is the real #life goals lesbian for getting to be Xena’s girlfriend
As someone from the social sciences, I just love, love, LOVE Yuri Plisetsky. He is a precious emotional goldmine. If there is one character I would like to narrate my life, it’ll be Yurio, because you KNOW he’ll come up with out of this world creative ways to tell you how you are the piece of shit who matters and deserves to be happy in life.
Here are the conflicting (but perfectly healthy) and beautiful smorgasbord of emotions I imagine this precious boy has for certain characters of the show.
Yuuri “Katsudon Piggy” Katsuki
Same name, interesting | good step sequence, I want to see him do a perfect skate | WEAKEST PERSON I KNOW FUCK | want to beat him | shit want to beat him in everything | can’t take him losing to others | PROTECT HIM AT ALL COST | gay disgusting Russian-hero-stealing fuck | fuck this guy | sorta fond of him | talk about him to Grandpa all the time
Role model | person I admire the most | but I have had it up to HERE that he wins all the time | he even got Katsuki wtf is nothing sacred | isn’t he old enough to die yet JUST FUCKING DIE ALREADY | but thanks for the record-breaking choreography, I guess | will surpass him someday
Most okay guy I met | appreciates how great I am, which is pretty cool | can be trusted | will cheer for him, I want him to beat everyone else | still want to beat him in competition, though | and he better want to beat me, too
my official descendants hcs that are all actually confirmed by kenny ortega himself
carlos: bi trans girl
jay: bi trans boy
evie: trans lesbian
mal: nb lesbian
jane: nb and bi
harry: also gay
dizzy: trans girl
ben: gay trans boy
As long as the view from every fifteenth-storey window shows the city crumbling into apocalyptic ruin around them, it’s hard to find the right moment to bring it up: Sakurai has to take the first chance he gets.
He corners the kid while he’s alone with his water bottle, recovering from the exertion of his latest round of offensive telekinesis on an implausibly massive scale and still breathing hard, his shoulders heaving. He’s sitting on the arm of a battered old sofa at the edge of the room. There’s more than enough space for Sakurai to sit as well. He doesn’t. This feels like a conversation he should have while standing. He pushes his hands into his pockets and says curtly, “Just thought you might want to know: Miyagawa didn’t make it.”
The kid glances up at him. His face is flushed; his tufty hair is slicked wet and nearly flat by sweat. “Who?” he says politely.
So I guess Mini went and got into a relationship and the internet is flipping out?
C'mon guys he’s a human being. It was gonna happen and you might as well accept the fact that the boy doesn’t live exclusively for you and your feelings. Well, I mean he wants us to all be happy, but he’s also got himself and his family/friends/SO to worry about.
I recently read an article on how depression and (moreso) anxiety disorders are common with TV and Online video personalities because not only do they depend on thier fans for support and income, but they usually have to show thier face and interact with their audience on some level. Imagine how hard that must be, then pile the added stress of The Terrible Part of the Internet and Celebrity in general on top of that. It’s fucking rough.
The best thing that we as the audience can do for our beloved YouTube nerds is to do what they try to do: separate thier personal lives from thier professions. You can still have your ship/otp. Just remember that it’s a fantasy. Its not who these people really are
And that is A-OK. (Unless of course, someone asks you not to do a particular thing)
Ohhhhhhh boy howdy ok this is a longggg story but I’ll just give you an abridged version:
Basically in one episode of Danny Phantom (can’t remember the name of it unfortunately) Danny wants to ask Valerie to be his girlfriend and his dad said that he should do this by giving her a ring (very old fashioned but that’s Jack). But, jack thinks that Danny is gonna ask Sam to be his girlfriend (for obvious reasons) so he gets her name engraved on the ring. Danny has this ring on him when he’s about to go do something in ghost form and so he gives the ring to Sam to hold on to for safe keeping. When she looks at the engraving on the ring she thinks it says “Wes” because she’s looking at “sam” upside down, thus where the name Wes comes from.
So then during another episode (again don’t remember which), Danny gets into a ghost fight or something at school and the only person that seemed to acknowledge this happening was this red headed basketball player, who strangely looks very similar to Danny. So, the phandom decided to call him “Wes Weston” and there are literally hundreds of headcanons and stories and fan art, etc. about this dude and his life!
Just look up Wes Weston on here and you’ll get lots of results!
Characters: Y/n (MALE READER), Dean, Sam, Mary, Lisa and Ben (mentioned)
Pairing: No Pairing Dean x Y/n (father-son relationship)
Warnings: Pure angst, abandonment, hatred, lotta swearing and degrading language, sadness, feeling unwanted, loneliness, just literally all sadness and angst everywhere.
Word Count: 3270
Summary: Dean runs into Y/n after he disappeared almost five years ago. Mary and Sam decide to find out why he left his dad.
A/N: Ok, so I’ve had this idea for a while and decided time to write it. Became hella long, my apologies. Also, a lot of swearing and kinda talking trash about certain characters. If u like them two, well, nothing I can do. Just don’t hate on me, cos I can’t be asked with all that. Other than that, it’s purely angst, but I hope u liked it.
Help me pls!!! Who is yamikumo? Who is prototype katsuki? Did i miss something??
Yamikumo is the name of “prototype Deku”! (Actually his name is Akatani Mikumo, Yamikumo is proto-Katsuki’s nickname for him)
So anyways, when Horikoshi was still conceptualizing the manga, of course there would be lots of changes that would be made before the actual realization of the story. Yamikumo and p!Katsuki were “scrapped” ideas for the main characters, so to speak, they’re the alpha (or beta?) designs for Izuku and Katsuki!
Horikoshi initially thought of the main character as a gloomy, realistic, down-to-earth kinda guy, which was Yamikumo, while his childhood friend would be a perfect grade-A student that is happy-go-lucky and straightforward, who also unknowingly pissed people off, which was p!Katsuki. So yeah, you can see how different they are to the current Izuku and Katsuki!
Day 5: Secrets/Truth (Quite a bit of swearing in this one! If that bothers anyone)
Daichi turns away from the classroom door before his professor can see him standing out there, and heads back the way he came. There’s no way he can tell Suga, but if he were even going to consider it, he couldn’t do it in the middle of a shithole, which is essentially all his room is right now.
Also, he doesn’t have spare sheets, which means he needs to wash the ones on his bed. Because Suga is going to be there tomorrow night. And Daichi is in love with him. And he’s very concerned now that there would be something terrible about letting Suga be in his bed without knowing that.
A collection of ficlets for DaiSuga Week 2017
Daichi: kuroo I have a problem
Kuroo: is it that you forgot to pick me up this morning?
Daichi: ……. Daichi: shit im sorry Daichi: did you make it to class?
Kuroo: yes, worthless friend Kuroo: after running the entire way and arriving in a disheveled panting heap 5 minutes late for history Kuroo: how did you fucking forget me???
She wasn’t in the trailer, but she’s one of the new major characters; Kelly Marie Tran, the actress playing her, was on the panel for The Last Jedi and got to reveal her character name, a bit about her (she’s a maintenance worker), and a photo:
Healthier Alternatives: Sanji’s Match Made in Heaven
Okay, so my last post personally destroyed my OTP with no reaosn…I’m a monster. But by the end, I did say I was going to make another post on different people who’s be a better emotionaly fit for Sanji. Although, I did make a point to emphasize age and maturity play a factor as to why ZORO and SANJI wouldn’t work, so for this post, although my opinion stems from how the characters currently are, I am considering how this can affect the long term.
Alright, let’s jump right into this. In no particular order: 1. Law 2. Usopp 3. Luffy 4. Violet
Again, in no particular in order, here’s my reasoning for each person.
1. Law: If we think Sanji got some emotional baggage, then Law has an emotional train. But that isn’t fair; pain and trauma cannot be ranked as “who has it worse”. That said, if I’m reading the air correctly, I think there’s a calm energy between these two. First off, they’re Northies! Two Northern boys with shitty pasts. It’s also the fact that they both have calm demeanors, are intelligent and are talented with multiple skills. For example, Law knows swordsmanship but is also knowledgeable about medicine/is a doctor. Sanji is a martial arts expert (practically) and can cook. Furthermore, when it comes to “dreams” or the such, they both like to keep things simple. Law isn’t like Luffy where he’s trying to reach the top of the top and Sanji isn’t going out of his way to be the best cook. In the few times they’ve had a scene together, Sanji reacts differently with him than he has with other males. They speak respectfully to each other with some slight teasing thrown into the mix. So yeah, if they were to be intimate, I can see the both of them shouldering each other’s pain well enough to grow closer and develop a strong bond.
2. Usopp: Usopp is such a treasure and I wish there was more fics about their ship (both romatically and friendly). Honestly, I didn’t care for Usopp in the earlier years, but Enies Lobby/Water 7 changed my life. That is my favorite arc because that was not only an Usopp arc, it was Sanji’s time to shine. In that arc, the friendship, that I barely even knew existed, shone brightly! During Usopp’s lowest point, we were shown how much Sanji cares for him but also how much he understands. And that’s important because similarly to Usopp, us viewers looked at Sanji as if he were a superhuman, a powerful man who had strength and will to take on anything. Except no, that isn’t the case. Sanji is as human as Usopp with fears and insecurities. Due to Sanji’s past, we now know that Sanji worries all the time how he can keep up with the strong while still being able to protect the weaker ones. Usopp would be an amazing partner (if he wasn’t straight and into Kaya) for Sanji. Not only is Usopp supportive of anything Sanji likes/decides/will do but he’s also sympathetic. Where Usopp is physically weak and needs Sanji’s support, he supports Sanji where he’s emotionally and mentally weak. They’d have a relationship so normal and adorable!
3. Luffy: This one took me by surprise because I haven’t thought of this one until this arc. This past parc has woken me up to realize just how emotionally close Luffy and Sanji are to each other. Granted, one could argue that Luffy is emotionally intimate with all of his crew, but I think he has a special connection with Sanji. My theory on that is that Sanji and Luffy are polar opposites, almost foils one could argue. Kind of Yin and Yang like. On one hand, you have Luffy, who despite being poor, was loved as a child. He had bandits and relatives and pirates alike loving and caring for him. He also developed 2 close relationships, close enough to call them brothers, who would so anything to protect Luffy. Because of all of that, Luffy has such an open and balanced personality. He’s not just tough on assholes, but he’s soft, sympathetic, and understanding with other people, especially after hearing some bad stories. On the other hand, there’s Sanji. Sanji was born to a wealthy (royal) family, also a family of scientists, but he was hated. His family hated him–with the exception of mom and sister Reiju–the servants/soldiers weren’t better. Until Zeff, he established no healthy relationships with anyone. Even after Zeff, Sanji only grew up in an environment filled with aggression and violence and men. Of course with Sanji’s warped mind, all he ever assumes are that men are barbaric by nature so unlike Luffy, Sanji is emotionally cut off. Although he CAN be sympathetic and friendly, Sanji isn’t as confident with his feelins as Luffy is. Which is why Sanji is so instictive in his reactions; he has little discipline in that area. Luffy already has a ton of love for Sanji, but if they were a little older, I think they could develop a loving relationship. Luffy is just so positive and reassuring that with time, Sanji would be more secure in his feelings. And Sanji would forever remain loyal and loving with Luffy. Lastly, they are connected by food. Luffy is always hungry as long as Sanji is around to cook.
4. Violet: Okay, so this is a weak one to be honest but I don’t think there are other females in this series that can actually shoulder Sanji’s pain. Well first off, I think Sanji would have a difficult time having a relationship with a female regardless, but still, in the short time Violet and Sanji were together in Dressrosa, I saw promise. They were cute and Sanji was certainly protective of her. I figure since Violet was going through her own struggles regarding Doffy and his tyranny on Dressrosa and the fact that she still came on top, I think that showcases that she has mental strength. with enough time, I do believe they would have a solid relationship.
In case anyone is going to roast me, yes, I purposely kept Nami off the list because this list is only meant to include people Sanji could have a HEALTHY relationship with. Asthetically speaking, they look good together but for a romantic relationship, no. Nami has got her own baggage that I could write a whole other post about and it doesn’t appear that she’s completely “over” it. Meaning, due to her own level of maturity and some other factors, she would be a horrible fit for Sanji. Not to mention how…well…aggressive she always is with Sanji. He already has an unhealthy perception of women and men; she really isn’t helping. #sorrynotsorry And as stated above, there aren’t more females on the list because quite frankly, there aren’t that many females that Sanji has had long term contact with. I would have said Vivi but even with her, I’d have a better chance mentioning the duck. Even Ace almost made the list before her because Sanji, my poor Sanji, attracts more handsome men than women. Still, I see men being more compatible with Sanji anyway but that’s just me.
Anyway, that’s my list! People who are better fit emotionally and romantically for Sanji. You agree/disagree? Who did I miss?
avoid nutmeg. be esoteric, mysterious, know all tantric moves & Tarot decks, be fluent in translating hieroglyphics and prepare your thorough astral chart in advance. also be previously attached to another rockstar so he believes he is stealing you
do not repeat do not bring Jimmy Page on ur date bad idea this gets ugly real fast
bring good weed. do not discuss maths. or books. in fact do not expect actual conversation the man is a walking turnip
do not discuss maweiage. or request private renditions of Stairway. also, expensive salon hair creams are helpful and possibly, pasta
homemade vegan recipes. be kinda chunky cos Fat Bottom Girls is straight up dope Truth. or have one of the 3 missing stereo cards from his collection serious he would kill for those missing cards trust me on this
set up a black drum kit in a corner burn three candles at midnight chant the lyrics to every Zep song ever three times in order and if he hasn't turned up by the end of all that then he's not going to sry
talk about him a lot and he will come over and rudely go thru your closet telling you What Not To Wear. also he will make you buy sequins
be a Playboy bunny or plastic surgeon offering free facelifts
bring a friend
John Paul Jones:
coo over his chord progressions & music theory. bring on your best marching band geek game
actually I have no help for you all on this one but hiding as a dust bunny in his closet might work. but only on Christmas and his birthday
be alive and breathing
skinny dipping in a public fountain
ask Sharon first man or you are beyond stupid whoa there
spike your orange juice
also, good weed he's pretty simple
any weed. in fact you can trick him with plain grass clippings from your lawnmower or your basic dried oregano
tie cherry stems with your tongue also bring whipped cream
just put out those strips of fly tape or sticky rat traps he'll walk right into it