who's that guy creeping on you

>It’d be kinda rude to take a nap right when someone shows up at the door. Answer it! What’s the worst that could happen?

You open the door and ask if he’s a cop. He’s a bit surprised by you knowing that he was there in the first place and by the question itself. He assures you that he isn’t a creep who hangs in front of your door usually. You assure him that it’s fine and that even if he were a creep you’re used to creeps spying on you due to your drunken history of sleeping with really creepy guys who stalk you afterwards.
 
You can tell he gets a bit uncomfortable after you make the comment about sleeping with creepy guys, thanks to your paranoiac deduction you start to guess that you either slept with this person before or your stuttering voice and questioning of whether or not he’s a police officer might make you come across as a drug dealer. He tells you that he isn’t a cop and that he’s only here because you use his WiFi and he wanted to give you the new password.

He starts to inform you that his roommate is a fucking asshole who lets shit get stolen and to get some sort of petty revenge on him he’s changing the WiFi password. He assures you that he doesn’t want it to come across as him changing the password to spite the fact that you still use his WiFi after he gave you his password the one time.

The one time you ask the person you presumably thought was a stranger.
Yeah he assures you, the one time you came over.
You do an awkward shuffle and realize that you probably had drunken sex with him the last time you drank on New Years.
He tells you the new password, it’s something that the narrative can’t even write down. You keep it in the safeness of your brain’s inventory. 
You start to close the door and say goodbye but he tells you to wait since he had another question.

Since he considers you two friends at this point he wanted to know if you were willing to help him search for his cat…

Those Who Seek the Golden Sun

A free verse poem for fma Villain’s week about Danta. Not my best work, but I hope you guys like it.

It is a fact of human nature to seek the light’s warm embrace
And flee and cower from the dark and its unyielding abyss
For the first thing one sees upon entering the world is the light
shining down on them from above
And the last thing any living creature sees is the darkness
slowly creeping in to take its place
Since the beginning of this curious race, humankind has spent its existence reaching for the light, to get closer to its warm glow.
Whether physically, metaphorically, spiritually, or any other way they could think
But in all their years of yearning and striving and searching, the one lesson they never seem to learn is this:
Those that seek the golden sun with intent to keep it for their own
Are doomed to find darkness waiting for them at their door

It does not matter the kind of light,
Or the intention behind the desire
All who seek find themselves empty handed
Wandering lost in the blackest night they will ever know
One woman who tasted the sun’s golden ray
Found herself inevitably wanting more
To keep the star strangled in her grasp
For her eyes and hers alone

But everything comes with a price, they say
And eternal light is immeasurable
So she made a deal with darkness to capture the brilliant warmth
And sacrificed the world to do so
She surrendered everything to the void
Her family, her home, and others she did not know
In the end she even gave her soul
She let mind become black and rotten
Her heart become toxic lead
And in her blood red iron no longer flowed
But poisonous mercury instead

But her troubles were all for not,
For when the sun saw what she did
It fled in horror from what she had become
Taking with it it’s incandescent radiance
and leaving her with darkness once again
From where it gripped her it consumed her whole
Welcoming her deep into its depths

And although she found herself sinking deeper into the muck with every step she took
She still sought that golden light
To make her own day star
To rise above mortal men and their woeful existence
So that she may look down from the safety of her heavenly body
And laugh at man’s folly
She sought whatever light she could,
taking it from others and robbing her victims blind
And leaving them a trail of fallen leaves in her wake,
lining in the shadows that she cast
she wandered for eternity
And as the years and decades and centuries past
The darkness that consumed her soul,
became every fiber of her being

She spread it knowingly in her unending quest
with every footstep and every touch she contaminated
Salting the rich soil beneath her feet
And spewing poison with her every word
She took lost and broken souls and twisted them into mirrors of her own
And surrounded herself with teeth and guns and knives
So that not even the insane would think to challenge her

She was
Immovable
Unstoppable
Untouchable
Some claimed Death dared not touch her for fear of a grimmer fate
But mortal minds, no matter how sharp, like all else must fade
And in the end when she finally saw the golden sun again
And could almost taste its rays on her tongue
She reached out to capture it…
Only to find the darkness she surrounded herself with
Would bring about her end
For as she reached for it, her shadows hid in fear
Her body made of darkness, disintegrated in the bright glow
And what frailty was left, was pulled and ripped apart back into the abyss
by the shattered souls meant to serve her
And the sin she committed to reach her goals

And so is the fate of all who covet the golden sun
And dare to take it for their own
For never will do they realize the brilliance it exudes
Burns and scalds just as well as the fires of hell
And in the end will leave them cold and still
Alone with the darkness creeping in
The darkness they tried so hard to expel

Ghost Adventures Starters
  • "I hate the basement. I'm just putting that out there."
  • "I've come a long way to talk to you because I think you're a piece of crap."
  • "Is this spirit being a smartass?"
  • "You look great for being... not alive."
  • "Ghosts don't even like me."
  • "It's cold, it's dark, and it's exciting as hell!"
  • "Are you banging your head on the wall?"
  • "Something is up here, gathering all the power it can."
  • "If this is the portal of hell, why don't you come up out of that ground and get us?"
  • "Here I am in the sugar shack!"
  • "I hope you can hear me up there in the damned attic!"
  • "I can't wait to get locked in here."
  • "Dude, he's kinda creeping me out. No joke."
  • "Have you ever heard of those guys who wear jackets when it's really, really hot out?"
  • "I can't believe they left me out here, all by myself, with this music playing."
  • "Wait, am I standing on his grave?"
  • "I have respect for all spirits... except for you."
  • "I just wanna see where the massacre took place."
  • "This right here is like putting holy water on a demon."
  • "I'm just pumped! Are you guys pumped?"
  • "I smell beautiful."
  • "Do you see that? Because I can't, either."
  • "You have reached your final desination. Hell."
  • "This is tougher than it looks on tv, trust me."
  • "This is beyond dangerous. I don't recommend anybody do this."
  • "It was probably the most dangerous, craziest thing we've ever done."
  • "Hey, we're just lost. We need a place to stay."
  • "Thank you for knocking."
  • "I've got a teddy bear for you!"
  • "Were you stabbed in this room, Sir?"
  • what she says: I'm fine
  • what she means: i can't believe people actually ship nancy with jonathan, because that completely goes against what the writers are trying to do. they set up your basic trope: good girl is trying to be #edgy and is dating your stereotypical "bad boy", and then this "nice guy" comes along and pays attention to her. listen, jonathan is great and all, but i don't trust pretentious creeps that like to take pictures of girls making out with their boyfriends in privacy without anyone's permission. jonathan also tried to put nancy in this box. "you were trying to be someone else." the writers totally destroyed the idea of nancy simply being that straight A student that wants to rebel. she's not dating steve, or drinking, or shooting guns because she thinks she's being "different". she's doing those things because THAT'S WHO SHE IS. you can get straight A's and want to do well in school while also partying and dating a hunk. speaking of the hunk, steve is actually wayyy better for her than jonathan (i mean i'd be happy if nancy decided not to be with anyone but let's be real i'm a total stevexnancy person) and here's why: he paid attention to her, like really noticed things about her. he didn't make fun of who she was in a condescending way, and he also supports her. like, yes, he's problematic in that he has shitty friends and horrible parents (from what we've heard) and while his initial decisions are rude and selfish, he becomes self-aware and tries to make it up to people. i.e., going to jonathan's to try and apologize and buying him a new camera, or coming to nancy to tell her he confessed to the police even though it got him in trouble, or telling his friends where to stick it and then going to help wash off the graffiti. in short, jonathan romanticized this version of nancy that wasn't really all of who she was and people paint him to be this great guy (would you trust a guy that took pictures of you without you knowing, and then only feeling guilty once you found out?) and steve is this beautiful work in progress that wants to understand how nancy works as a person. so basically the fact that the writers didn't leave nancy with jonathan means that they destroyed that basic story line where the "nice girl" leaves the "bad boy" for the "nice guy" and they did it in the best way possible without completely bashing any one character and i just really love this show.
heres for ezra miller

in most characters, a bit of the actors personality creeps in. theres a lot of eddie redmayne (or at least his style of acting) in newts character, and katherine waterston is a perfect tina goldstein. but you know whos the most flamboyant and cheerful guy on set? ezra miller. and who has the most downtrodden, quiet, suppressed character? EZRA MILLER. his acting as credence is so starkly different from his own personality and its the most impressive thing ive seen.

1020. Snape was quite distraught over Lily's death- a little too distraught, in fact, over someone who he supposedly hadn't spoken to in nearly 3 years. A great deal of his anguish actually stemmed from him and Lily having been engaged in an affair, and Lily having been pregnant with his child.

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I was inspired by some ideas that deserved a sketch :D

  • The first idea came from @n-sani-tea, who drawn a huge, I mean huuuuuuuuuuuge Bunny. It was too cute to resist. I mean geesh, Asy would die for a large Bunny XD He would use it as a bed for sure ahahaah
  • Second idea belongs to @semisolidmind, who made this awesome (and super creepy XP) Yandere!Asy. Aaaahhhh he’s so damn cute and gives me the creep with that look >w<
  • Last, but not least, must mention my dear @little-noko and her super cute Paper Crane. I just love the character so, damn, much, you guys can’t imagine it :D Thanks for being an inspiration, hun. Stay awesome!!!

ok so when they shot Ashes to Ashes they were at the beach and David has his clown suit on and make up, and they wanna do this shot but then there’s an old guy, not giving a fuck, walking his dog on the beach. And he strolls into view. So they need to wait until he’s gone, and some team member asks him “Sir, do you know who this is?” (pointing to David) and the bloke just goes “yeh it’s a freak in a clown suit”

20. “You can borrow mine.”

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“W-what are you staring at? Is there something on my face…?” You asked, running your thumb over your lips consciously as you felt his eyes on you.


“Nothing,” He replied coolly with a shrug, then took a bite off the piece of chicken that you shoved into his mouth out of shyness.


The both of you were just chilling in the office with some of the guys from the AOMG crew after a movie date with supper you had insisted on buying on the way. Elo, Jay and Gray who had been busy in the studio had come out for a break, thankful for the food that had arrived just when they were about to get hungry and there Kiseok was, staring proudly yet appreciatively at you for how attentive you were towards his artists and colleagues.

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Lessons learned from a genuinely lovely night out

* guys alone in bars are creeps
* dancing 4 hours solid in 6in stilletos is enough cardio for a lifetime
* apparently an r2d2 dress is an invitation for the ‘fake gamer girl’ test from every third guy
* apparently they don’t take it too well when you school them on star wars knowledge
* I love girls who want to dance outa solidarity
* guys alone on the street are creeps
* I didn’t do enough clubbing when I was younger
* apparently I can go through a whole night without having to buy a drink - woops
* doesn’t matter what music’s playing as long as your dancing with the right people
* trust your gut, it’ll save you from getting into an illegal taxi
* lecherous old men are creeps
* McDonald’s in the city centre on a Friday night has bouncers
* they’re actually necessary
* seriously I don’t need to do cardio ever again
* I love girls randomly complimenting girls
* Ricky will put his lips on your ear when he talks but he’s actually kinda a sweetheart bar that
* if left unsupervised I can turn into an r2d2cicle very quickly in December
* guys in the queue for McDonald’s are creeps
* I love girls

The “gay pederasty cuz muh greekz” is horrifying and damaging on so many levels. For one, it demonizes older LGBT people, especially ones who do things like teaching, as Out To Get Our Children, and secondly, it leaves younger LGBT kids more isolated and vulnerable to creeps who try to pull the “oh it’s normal and poetic for us” card

And before anyone who tries to point to this as proof of how evil The Gays™ are, I’ll point you to the endless canon of straight guys waxing poetic about preying on really young girls and getting pardoned or even applauded for it, so fuck off. Homophobia/transphobia, shame, and isolation is what makes LGBT kids particularly vulnerable, not “those icky LGBT freaks”

Okay but: Who IS Sammy Stevens??! 

Like we seriously have almost no idea about Sammy’s history before King Falls AM. 

We know his old radio nickname was ‘Shotgun Sammy’ and that it seems to irritate him having people call him that. 

We know he has a college degree. 

That’s about it. 

We know so much more about basically every resident of King Falls than we do about Sammy.

Since the first episode I’ve always assumed Sammy was running from something/someone. He doesn’t check his e-mail, and in the first few episodes there was a caller that kept calling in and saying he was a long time listener of JUST Sammy, not the show itself. 

And this really seems to creep Sammy out.

 So what do you guys think? Who is Sammy Stevens?

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MFW I try to politely curve a creeper’s equally creepy/rude question by playing dumb and they repeat/rephrase the question.

Originally posted by n-wordbelike

@yes-this-is-not-ok do they think we’re naive and innocent or something?

And for the record, since I know someone might ask “Why are you even on Whisper if it’s so horrible then???” The answer is: Because I have some legitimately good conversations. Among these creeps I got someone chatting with me about his plans for the future and travel - we had some tips to share with each other - and another guy who informed me about the Matilda Musical and we traded recipes for Italian food.

anonymous asked:

What is creepy and annoying? When a man stares at my chest/slowly looks me up and down while he's checking out. What is even creepier and much more annoying? When said guy is there with his wife and young son, and still stares. Seriously, all you men like that can take a hike. Side note: This does not apply to all men. Most of them are respectful, and they do not stare. This just applies to the handful of creeps who can't appreciate the beautiful wives they already have.

Iron Will (Part 8)

Tony x Reader

Summary – Tony Stark isn’t a man who takes no for an answer, even if his feelings for you complicate an already delicate situation.

Warnings – Tony Stark’s flirting, a few curse words, angst

Word Count – 1,944

Notes – You were warned… This part is rough, but I love it!!!  I hope you guys like it as well!  As always, I appreciate all of your feedback and questions!

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Series Masterlist

Masterlist

Originally posted by patheticmortal-wtchemicaldefects


Previously:

Once you were back in your apartment, reality would set in again, and a niggling feeling of guilt would creep back to the forefront of your mind.  You didn’t want to tell your uncles about your relationship with Tony for two reasons. One, they would never understand, and two, you weren’t sure how much longer it was going to last.  There was no reason to cause a rift between the men in your life when you were sure one of those relationships was bound to crash and burn.


Your mind came back to the present and you were angry with yourself that you’d allowed guilt and doubt to taint the lovely memory you were trying to hold on to.  You stole a glance at your co-pilot, but Kendel was completely oblivious to the inner turmoil you were experiencing.  You’d never had a lot of close friends, especially female friends, to talk to about relationship issues.  Up until now, you’d never really had any relationship issues that you’d needed to talk about. You wondered if she would be willing to listen, but apart from a few drinks you’d shared over the past few years, you’d never bothered getting to know the other woman.  Letting out a sigh, you took over the controls to allow Kendel some downtime before you began your decent into New York.



 

To say you were disappointed to find your apartment empty when you finally made it back home after the mission debriefing was an understatement.  Usually when you were gone for as long as you were, Tony was eagerly awaiting your return, but for some reason he wasn’t here tonight.  You tried to convince yourself that he was probably off saving the world and he’d come to see you as soon as he could.

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‘‘Doctor, are you sure this is a good idea?’‘ Clara asks, peeping her head from behind the TARDIS. The two of them had been following you for the last half an hour, since the Doctor had persuaded Clare to help him with this.

‘‘I mean, what are you going to do, just stalking her like a creep isn’t going to stop her from dating that guy,’‘ she mouths and nods to two people who are standing ten metres away. One of those people is you, who is smiling at a handsome boy who asked you on a date yesterday. Neither you or the boy knows that the Timelord and his other companion are staring at them from a distance.

The Doctor huffs and fixes his bowtie, his eyes never leaving the two of you.

‘‘I am not a creep,’‘ he mutters, glancing at Clara for a second.

‘‘And what does she even see in him? He isn’t even wearing a bowtie, so he isn’t cool…’‘

Clara merely rolls her eyes. ‘‘Oh Doctor…’‘

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anonymous asked:

Who are some of your favourite blogs? Or some nice people on here?

There’s so many!
Oh my gosh there’s so many,

@bluntsweightsandgrapes
@jackedjill
@serena-theresa
@salt-honey
@thrivingtopanga
@suburbangains
@kasdotcom
@foodieallen
@calliefornia-fit
@fitjyn
@stayshreddedmyfriends
@stayhungry-stayfree
@stayfittstayhappy
@jules-fitness
@molten-chocolate
@the-fit-mermaid
@chisel-fitness

I’m sure I’m missing some people because the list goes on but these people I creep on the daily👀sorry guys haha
These aren’t just your average tumblrs where the post photos and leave it at that, these blogs are actually people you can connect with and you can tell with either talking to them or scrolling through their feeds, they all have ambitions and courage for being open with their lives on Tumblr and they are all very supportive. Because of these people I stay on Tumblr ❤️

They Catch You Masturbating (BIG BANG)

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Author: Taebaby

T.O.P: He’d come home real late one night and expect you to be sleeping. He’d creeps up the stairs without a noise, but would stop dead in the hallway when he heard whimpers coming from the bedroom. He’d burst through the door calling your name loudly (effectively scaring the shit out of you), because like, you sounded pretty hurt or something and when he saw that it was just you taking care of yourself you’d both just kinda freeze for a moment until he burst out laughing, taking off his clothes to joining you

DAESUNG: Daesung would be in the shower when you most needed him (of course), so you though ‘fuck it’ and went on at it. You wouldn’t even notice when he came out of the bathroom with only his towel on, but you sure did notice the sound of the towel dropping and the quiet chuckle that rumbled from his chest

TAEYANG: I feel like when he would catch you masturbating, he wouldn’t announce himself and would just love to watch you until you finished. Once he saw that you were done, then he’d for sure make his presence known and would slowly crawl over you, teasing you the whole time 

G.D.: Honestly, this childish ass man would be too damn thrilled (like too turnt ok) to walk into the bedroom and find you rolling around on the bed, moaning his name. He may try to hold back and let you alone, but he wouldn’t have that much restraint in him (he’s a helper, you know)

SEUNGRI: I feel like he might have certain kinks that would have rules against you touching yourself without his permission, so when he’d come home and catch you, you’d be in for some PUNISHMENT YO (not that catching you wouldn’t turn him on, cause definitely would. His bad little baby)  

anonymous asked:

Got any Jeongguk pining after Taehyung? aka Taehyung is the cold hearted bastard/unattainable/heartbreaker/playahhh/popular guy who gets confessed to first? (Tae doesn't have to be cold lol just an example tho)

Heya, I hope these’ll do! ^-^ you can also check out the bottom!Jungkook and angsty/loner!Taehyung tags for the previously recommended fics   

  • Jungkook pining after Taehyung

✄ Take Me Home (Take It Slow) Jungkook is an idol and Taehyung is his chaebol sponsor.

✄ Damon’s Conviction Loving him, Jungkook supposes, was as inevitable as that first peek of light across the horizon at sunrise, creeping up and then encompassing him all at once.

✄ Of Denials And Not-So-Secret Crushes “Kookie!! You wouldn’t believe what just happened!” Jeon Jungkook sighed heavily as he bid goodbye to his French fries and a quiet lunch break. He heard excited pattering of footsteps coming closer to him and, thankfully, had looked up just in time as he saw a blur jump on him. He should be used to this really, but he still gets his breath taken away each and every time his best friend does it. (And no, it’s not because he’s in love with Taehyung or anything like that. Really, it’s not)

  • Taehyung can’t get his shit together

Trust Your Heart If The Seas Catch Fire “Sometimes I wonder whether you’d be better off without me. Whether you really need me at all.“Taehyung has always doubted his necessity to the group, as well as to Jungkook. Usually a knock on the head would suffice to bring him back to his senses. But this time, it seems someone was listening to his request. Now, everything has changed. He’s in a world where Jungkook and the rest of the group are still famous, but he isn’t.

✄ Maybe We Can Be (Each Other’s Company) In which Jeongguk is an idol, and Taehyung is a dedicated fan account.

✄ You Belong With Me How was Taehyung supposed to go on everyday looking at his best friend who he’s known all his life and hiding such a huge secret from him? He hated that he had to put on a fake smile every day so that Jungkook wouldn’t see. Every day he just tried to make believe that it didn’t hurt, seeing Jungkook with someone who wasn’t him, but that just made it worse. How he wished he could just come out and say it. Tell him, “Jungkook, you belong with me.”

  • top!Taehyung/bottom!Jungkook 

Suit & Tie When the heads of several major organizations are forced to work together, there’s no telling what could happen. More specifically, two of Seoul’s most powerful bachelors meet and butt heads instantaneously. It was inevitable. They were both young. Both extremely wealthy. Both domineering. Both made up of pure, unadulterated masculinity. But beneath the immense competitivity and the unnerving need to outdo the other, an underlying passion builds, wisps of heat, growing into something so much bigger; something so much more delectable. The fight to see who comes out on top has more meanings than one.

✄ When Yes Means No, No Means Yes, and I Hate You Means Kiss Me You Fool Basically, Tae can’t decide whether he’s a super dork or a sex fiend, Kookie is lowkey squishy, Hobi is a loudmouthed, hotheaded cutie, Yoongi is chill (and also maybe high, who knows), Jimin is a clingy shit, and Namjin are some bomb ass parents (aka, not dealing with the fuckbags they call kids)

✄ Ditched Jeon Jungkook had had a hectic week so Kim Namjoon (Not actually present, sorry) set him up with a girl who ditched him for being late. Jungkook went to their arranged destination all the same in the hopes of finding someone else but he received a pleasant surprise in the form of Kim Taehyung who made him laugh and gave him what he wanted.

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