ALRIGHT. You requested, I have written! In honor of the upcoming THOT7 comeback - may our souls be stolen and wallets be emptied.
Member by Member introduction, from oldest to youngest.
Mark Tuan, stage name: Mark. ‘93 line, rapper. Also in charge of acrobatics / fly boy stunts. From LA, USA. Quiet, very intelligent. ISTJ personality. The only one who can pull the hyung card on Jaebum and BOY, WHEN HE DOES. Sometimes pegged as the ‘bad boy’ but lol. Mark’s laugh cures evil and creates butterflies. Deep ass rap, will make you shake in your boots. I know you want me, so stop fronting.
Im Jaebum, stage name: JB. ‘94 line, vocal and leader. Korean. Also writes / releases music under Def (used to be Def Soul, soundcloud here). A tsundere hoe, to quote myself. INFJ personality. Very intelligent, typically takes a more subdued role in the group but DAMN, MEMEBUM. Don’t let the rude exterior fool you, Jaebum is a straight up meme. There are hours of footage on Youtube to prove it. Owns like, a billion cats and they all sleep in his room. OG cat is Nora.
Jackson Wang, stage name: Jackson. (Chinese name, Wang Jia Er). From Hong Kong, China. ‘94 line, rapper. ENFJ personality. Was a nationally ranked / world class fencer until he was 17. Convinced his parents to let him audition for JYP, moved to Korea and followed his dreams of music. Speaks English, Korean,
Mandarin, Cantonese and Shanghainese. Jackson is pure sunshine in addition to being the most extra variety star in existence. Will do a forward flip every chance he can. Is a gigantic mama’s boy. Would never hurt a fly.
Park Jinyoung, stage name: Jinyoung (IF YOU CALL HIM JR OR JUNIOR, HE WILL FITE U). ‘94 line, vocal and dancer. ISFJ personality. Korean. Before debuting as part of GOT7, debuted in a duo with Jaebum called JJ Project. Tied with Jaebum for first place at 2009 JYP auditions. Has melodious, beautiful falsetto. Is an actor, appeared in multiple web dramas and was the young main for Legend of the Blue Sea, in addition to the lead in the independent film, Nunbal. Writes fucking bops. Is basically good at everything, the boy to bring home to your parents. Also the man who may take over the world. Idk. I’m not biased.
Choi Youngjae, stage name: Youngjae. ‘96 line, main vocal. ISFJ personality. Korean. Only trained for 7 months before debut, POWERHOUSE vocal. Composes under the name of Ars. Often compared to an otter bc SMILEY and ADORABLE and just actual sunshine. Anyone who hurts Youngjae answers to Jaebum. Hates cucumbers. Co-owns a puppy named Coco with Mark. Constantly damaging Jackson’s hearing with his yelling.
Bambam, stage name: Bambam. ‘97 line, rapper. ESTJ personality. From Thailand, trained with JYP for three and a half years. Legal Thai name is Kunpimook Bhuwakul but is rarely used except in legal circumstances. Bambam is his name lol. ANYWAYS. Bambam has rapidly switched from adorable maknae line to fly-ass fashion mogul. Loves memes, all things pop culture and fashion. Speaks Thai, Korean and English. Loves to interact with fans, especially through Twitter. Constantly calling fans girlfriends at fanmeets, WILL DAB WHENEVER HE WANTS TO DAB.
Kim Yugyeom, stage name: Yugyeom. ‘97 line, singer and main dancer. INFP personality. Korean. Maknae. Main dancer in GOT7, performed twice on Hit the Stage and won first place the second time. Like Bambam, has transformed from adorable maknae to champion of sexy dance. Yugyeom is coming for us all. Is quiet and sweet but also loves to troll hyung line. Specifically Jinyoung and Jaebum. Is the biggest JJ Project fan in the world. One day, Jinyoung might actually kill him.
so if you guys didn’t know, @deancasheadcanons has this wonderful fic called kvetch, a college au based on the university she went to, which i now go to. i found this fic a few weeks ago for the first time, after being a big fan of madd’s works for like at least a year. if you’ve read the fic you’ll know that dean works at the school newspaper, and dean and cas meet (sorta) through the ‘kvetching board’, a column specific to our paper. turns out, i have a good friend who also works at the school newspaper, and used to watch supernatural, and reads/writes fanfiction, so i sent her the link to the fic. we were both kinda freaking out, cuz like, apparently the setup of the rooms is the same or whatever, which isn’t that weird because like, madd /did/ work there, but it was kinda weird because oh my gosh internet is merging into real life where did that line between fanfiction and reality go??
anyways, yesterday someone handed me the paper and told me to look at the kvetches. i didn’t really think anything of it, tbh i thought it would be like a meme or something, but i open it up and the one at the very top was directed at ME.
after a little bit of sleuthing (ok it didn’t take a lot of sleuthing), i figured out that the person who submitted the kvetch was the friend who i shared the fic with because newspaper. who probably didn’t even have to /submit/ the kvetch because like, she works there. and it’s based on a fic i shared with her and god it’s so cute.
so i guess we’re gonna go on a date now? all thanks to destiel fanfiction. follow your dreams, kids. #thanks madd
either there's an enemy Bastion they're trying to counter, or this person thinks they're pro and will definitely waste your time; cried for 5 hours when Genji got nerfed
really good at hitting crack shots and somehow manages to get at least three people with Deadeye every time; alternatively, they could be almost unspeakably bad at landing shots
JUSTICE RAAAAI--AUGH! every goddamn time; on the other hand, if you politely tell them to flank before ulting, they'll probably listen and improve, because they're usually decent people
they don't know the meaning of "teamwork" and honestly believe their teleport is silent; they'll queue in last and choose Reaper when there's still no healer
takes the game way too seriously but never bothers to focus the enemy Pharah; almost always uses their Biotic Field selfishly with few exceptions
is actually pretty good about staying alive on their own and harassing the enemy team; on the other hand, they might be terrible and constantly spam "Need healing!" from across the entire map and can never stick their ult to anyone
can't seem to figure out that Genji's Deflect will absolutely destroy them if they keep shooting; alternatively, they might save the game, but they'll definitely steal the POTG in the process
has a foot fetish and can't seem to stop aiming for the enemy's feet, but loves it because the hitboxes are ridiculously big; definitely hates your team and will refuse to switch heroes even if they're unbelievably bad
previously played Demoman exclusively in TF2, and is here to fuck shit up for the enemy team; you GUESS they're pretty good, but their ult always steals the POTG
they're either spot-on with their Ice Wall, protecting your team from nearly every enemy ult, or they can't aim for shit and always end up blocking your team in terrible spots
*announcer voice* Play of the Game *footage of Torbjörn's corpse next to his turret, which manages a quadruple kill before someone blows it up*; Defense Torbjörns hate themselves, and Attack Torbjörns hate their entire team
there's a teeny tiny chance that they're actually a pro and can land all sorts of insane shots; more likely, however, they're unspeakably bad and turn your game into a 5v6
thinks that D.va is a front-line tank and an acceptable stand-in for Reinhardt; doesn't understand the meaning of "disruption tank", but tries their best anyways
a team player, but also kind of an egotistical asshole when they manage to get POTG; they'll protect you, sure, but they won't hesitate to blame the healer for a lousy game
is either an excellent enemy harasser who always lands their hook, or is the only tank on your team when attacking on Volskaya; often forgets about their self-heal
thinks Harambe memes are the best, and is generally a fairly good addition to your team to counter Tracer, Symmetra, or those damn enemy snipers that your Hanzo/Widowmaker can't ever seem to take care of
is always there for you, shielding you at just the right moment, and doesn't get enough love; alternatively, they don't know how to aim with their secondary fire
probably a salty Mercy main who just needs a break; they'll be there for your team, and if everyone else dies during Overtime, count on them doing a panicked yet determined Payload Dance™
is completely numb to the suffering of their teammates spamming "Need healing!" from 50 miles away; drinks straight vodka and does their best, but never gets enough appreciation from solo queues despite almost always carrying the team to victory
loves the idea of being a support sniper, and is pretty damn good at it, always landing their shots and grenades to keep the team alive; the resident team grandma, complete with freshly baked cookies
likes making "death chambers" with their turrets and miraculously manages to keep their teleporter up for a decent amount of time; alternatively, they may be the worst teammate and never seem to have their teleporter
doesn't seem to understand that Zenyatta is always best when paired with another healer; singlehandedly wrecks the enemy team with their Discord orb, but can't manage to keep the team alive on their own
Anonymous asked: Can you do one where the reader has the apartment to her self and she doesn’t wanna be alone so she calls Ethan?
Sure thing, hope you like it! Also thank you all so much for the overwhelming response to my last CrankGamePlays post, I have no idea why it got such a large response! Let me know if you want a part two!
“Josh is here, I’m going! See ya later!” Your flat mate Elodie shouted from the other side of the apartment, followed by the sound of the door closing, leaving a slightly disturbing silence behind her. You glanced around, looking for something to do when you realised just how long it had been since you were last home alone. Usually Elodie or one of your other friends was here, or you were at the office with the team.
Suddenly, an idea came into your head and you picked up your phone, clicking on the contact labelled ‘My Bestest Bud In The Whole Entire Universe’ (you can guess who chose the name). After a few rings, you heard a voice on the other end of the line.
“Suuuuuuuh dude!” It said, making you roll your eyes.
“Hey Eth. What’re you up to?” You replied.
“Nothin’ really, just chilling at home. You?”
“Same as you. Anyway, Elodie’s gone out with Josh so I’m home alone and I was wondering if you wanted to come over.”
“Is this the real-life version of the ‘my parents aren’t home’ meme?” Ethan asked, laughing at his own joke.
“Haha, very funny Nestor. So, yes or no?”
“I’m on my way already.”
“No you’re not, you’re still in the same position you were when I called.”
“…that is correct. But I’m about to be on my way!”
“Cool, let yourself in when you arrive.”
“Okay byeeeeeeee!” He exclaimed before hanging up, leaving you to raid the fridge because that boy can eat.
If the sound of the lock clicking open hadn’t alerted you to Ethan’s arrival, his grand entrance certainly did. You were sitting on the couch, your back towards the door, scrolling on your phone when there were heavy footsteps and a cry of “INCOMING!”, shortly followed by a dip in the cushions as a second person appeared next to you.
“Took you long enough,” you greeted, barely flinching at his extravagance.
“Yeah, well I was leaving home when I saw a really fluffy pupper and I couldn’t just ignore it!”
“Fair enough. Anyways, what do you want to do?”
“I don’t know, what do you want to do?”
“I asked you first.”
“Well I asked you second.”
“My point exactly.”
“…you got me.” Ethan conceded and glanced around the room, trying to decide what to do. Suddenly, his eyes lit up and he leapt up off the couch.
“By golly I’ve got it!” He exclaimed in a British accent, making you raise an eyebrow as you waited for him to explain. However, due to your probably-too-long friendship, you simply followed his gaze and came to the same conclusion as he did.
“Hell yeah pillow fort!”
The two of you set to work gatherings pillows, blankets and chairs to construct your cosy den in front of your TV. After 15 minutes you secured the last sheet and stood back to admire your work.
“That looks rather good, if I do say so myself.” Ethan said, resuming his British accent.
“Oh yes, it looks absolutely spiffing!” You joined him, making the two of you laugh at your voices.
“After you m’lady.” He gestured to the entrance with one arm.
“Why thank you kind sir.” You curtsied before climbing in and lying down on the floor of pillows and waiting for Ethan to join you. As he settled himself in, you flicked through the movie choices before stopping on the first Harry Potter movie. An idea popped into your head, and you turned to Ethan, a big grin on your face.
“Harry Potter movie marathon?”
“Oh hell yeah!” He exclaimed, prompting you to leave the fort and put in the first DVD. As it loaded you went into your kitchen to get snacks, bringing out packs of crisps, two bags of popcorn and the ingredients for hot chocolate. As you put the mugs in the microwave to heat them you saw Ethan crawling out of the fort to join you, stopping to take a few pictures of it before entering the room.
He leant against the counter, watching as you moved around, preparing the drinks, a small smile appearing subconsciously on his face.
“You need any help?”
“I think I’m good,” you answered just as the microwave beeped loudly at you, signalling the end of the heating. “Can you bring the snacks and I’ll bring the drinks.”
“Okie dokie.” The two of you returned to the fort and repositioned yourselves before you hit play, signalling the beginning of a long night.
About half way through the second movie, you started throwing popcorn in the air and tried to catch it in your mouth, Ethan watching you in amusement.
“Try me,” he said, and you complied, throwing a piece at his mouth which he caught with ease.
“My turn,” you said, handing him the bag, marking the start of your new game which had you both grinning and laughing by the time you got to the end of the bag. When that happened, Ethan returned his attention to the movie whilst you observed him for a few more moments, watching as he gazed attentively at the screen with a child-like wonder as Harry fought the basilisk, a small smile appearing subconsciously on your face.
At some point late at night (or early in the morning, hard to tell) you started feeling sleepy, finding it harder to pay attention to the film, your mind becoming more occupied by thoughts of rest, the blanket draped over you adding to your weariness. You felt yourself nodding off slowly, until you gave in and let your mind switch off as you fell asleep.
Ethan, on the other hand, was still very much awake but noticed your sleeping form next to him. He let his body take over as he pulled the blanket on top of you higher up so you would be warmer, but as he released it he felt your fingers wrap around two of his, holding him there. He looked at your face to see if he had woken you but discovered you were still slumbering peacefully.
Unable to bring himself to pull his hand away, he used his free hand to grab the remote and turn off the TV before positioning himself next to you, and without realising what he was doing he draped an arm across your waist as you moved closer to the new heat source, making him blush slightly before closing his eyes and joining you in the land of dreams.
I managed to save up Art from various times this year and was finally able to make one of these “A year of art memes”. Looking back at all this you can definitely see Ive been through alot of technics styles and games aswell…
There is clearly the line where I started to play Overwatch and an even bigger one for the Mchanzo interest…
Anyway, thanks for those who started following and especially for sticking around, I look forward to another year of drawing, improvement and friends to make.
I wanted to summarize how my first con experience was! God I had such a blast meeting fandom friends and David, Stephen, and Emily. I’m just going to split up my different experiences with OTA (who are pretty much the only people I met this weekend).
Emily was the first person I met on Saturday. The first time I saw her I honestly thought she was photoshopped because she is that gorgeous in real life. I was actually really impressed that she was the first one there, I think she got there promptly at 9 -9:15 to start signing. The line was insanely long and I totally understand why. It’s amazing how much attention she gave each and every person who met her, she actually took the time to have a conversation with everyone. It’s something I genuinely wasn’t expecting and what’s great is that she seemed very comfortable talking to everyone.
My chat with Emily was awesome too. She absolutely loved the gift I gave her (which was a kitchen magnet of meme faces her dog Ophie makes) and showed it to her friend and literally laughed so hard with that ridiculously infectious laugh of hers. Anyways when she calmed down, I asked my question and it took a bit to get it out because I was kind of freaking nervous but Emily was totally patient and gave me all of her attention… I showed her a picture of all the times Felicity was on top and asked her why that is and credit where credit’s due she didn’t falter, didn’t look nervous, but immediately responded that she’s a badass and she likes being on top lol.
I saw Emily again on Sunday but it was clear she was a lot busier and didn’t have the same time as she did on Saturday which is fair. She didn’t make as much conversation but she was still really sweet. I still managed to ask her a question though - she gave me the same exact attention as she did on Saturday which I very much appreciated. I asked her hypothetically whether if Felicity were to get married would she take Oliver’s last name, hyphenate, or keep her own last name? And Emily actually gave a very passionate response. She said that in her opinion she’d want Felicity to keep her own last name because that’s who she is, Felicity is a Smoak and she’d hate for her to lose that. She also mentioned that if she were to ever get married she’d want to keep her own last name too.
Onto Emily’s photo op sessions, they were so much fun! She was so bubbly and light and had so much energy it was awesome to see and so incredibly infectious. She is just pure happiness personified. She kept dancing in between ops and her friends (Carina/Jarett) were there too and they were respectful and nice too. They were playing Celine Dion’s song “All Coming Back to Me Now” - and I obviously started singing along and Carina basically screamed “YES, THANK YOU!” when she saw that I was, it was kinda funny. But yeah the photo ops went by way too quickly but Emily was totally gracious and sweet the entire time.
I met Stephen on both days too and my experience with him changed dramatically between Saturday and Sunday. I really wasn’t impressed with him on Saturday. He didn’t really seem into having any conversations, he seemed kinda moody, although he did laugh at the present I gave him and said thank you but I honestly expected more from my interaction with him… I can’t really say that much about our interaction on Saturday, I asked him why Felicity was always on top and he kinda brushed it off and said ask Emily. So yeah it didn’t seem like he was in a fun mood. Even at the photo ops he wasn’t into it. You could really tell by his demeanor and energy level. I think we all figured that it’s because of the whole wrestling thing from the night before…
But on Sunday I was honestly surprised how much his mood lifted. He paid a lot more attention, was wayyyy more appreciative of the gift I got him, and he was definitely a lot more playful with the way he signed my friend’s photo of Oliver/Felicity’s wedding kiss. He playfully asked “Where is this from!?” while very slowly drawing question marks on the picture :p Stephen also gave us a couple of spoilers like how Oliver will get his dessert by the end of the year and how the Hoffmans are going to return in 609 - we would’ve told him we know that but we didn’t want to break his heart lmao.
I was honestly so impressed by him on Sunday, he was really charming and did I mention gorgeous? Oh my god that man is just… A+ especially when he looks at you his eyes are just so blue.
Not only that but during photo ops he was way more enthusiastic! He seemed so excited! His hugs were a lot tighter and his smile was brighter too. During my OTA op I asked for a sort of group hug? I asked for David to be behind me and before I could say I wanted Emily in the middle too Stephen basically said “I want to hug you!” and opened his arms. Seriously, how could I resist? It was impossible so I walked straight into his arms lmao. God in that moment I loved him so much. That interaction just really made me so incredibly happy. And in my other Olicity op which I will upload later this weekend, I showed him a picture of what I wanted and he was just so awesome about it. He said “I gotchu” and proceeded to really enthusiastically recreate the prompt.
So yeah, Sunday totally made up for Saturday with Stephen. I’m really happy about that and meeting him. He really does seem like such a great guy in real life.
All I can say is I am in love with this man. YEP. TOTALLY in love. David spends so much time with his fans it’s just incredible. Not only that but he’s a lot more open and warm and personal. Literally the first thing he does when you come up to him is give you the biggest bear hug. It’s no joke, he is one of the best huggers ever. Seriously he holds you so tight and he smells so good ugh. I just love him.
Anyways I managed to give David my present (the same one as I gave Stephen) - it was a shirt with a vector of Diggle and next to it, it says “WWJDD - What Would John Diggle do”. He loved it SO much seriously he literally gave me 3 more hugs after that. Not only that but he took like 3 selfies with me. After that he signed the picture I gave him and I swear he kept saying my name over and over again it was just so sweet and heart melting. Not only that but before I left he gave me ANOTHER hug. I swear I smelled like David for the next few hours and it was awesome lmao
I told David I got him another shirt (same kind different color) and I’d deliver it to him on Sunday and when I got back to him he not only remembered me but he first of all gave me another hug. At first it wasn’t a bear hug like the one he gave me on Saturday so I legit held on tighter and he said"oh my god you’re so good at giving hugs" and reciprocated!!! Anyways he was again so appreciative of the gift and of just me in general and we just hugged another 4 times it was so awesome. I accidentally let it slip out on our 3rd hug that he smelled so good and he was like “yeah people keep telling me that!” and I asked him what it was and he said “well I don’t want to tell you because then you’d think of me while you’re with your man - wait a minute OK I’ll tell you” it was so hilarious :p He DID end up telling me what he was wearing though .
Anyways, I was so so so happy with my interaction with him words can’t express how genuine, warm, and kind David is. I will mention this again because I can’t stress this enough - I literally fell in love with David Ramsey this weekend.
I’m so incredibly happy with my interactions with all of them. Stephen, Emily, David are just the sweetest most beautiful people and their chemistry, their interactions, all their hugs they gave each other throughout the weekend just goes to show why they work on screen. You could even see it in the panel just how easily they all got along with each other. You can see they are best of friends and have the highest respect for one another. I know there will be people who think that the questions sucked but to me the panel was so much fun. We didn’t get a lot of spoilers but we got to see OTA interact in real life, we got to see them have fun, and god that girl Addison telling OTA that she liked Emily better was PRICELESS lmao!
Anyways, I don’t really know what else to say other than this weekend was just everything I wanted it to be and more and I genuinely hope I get to go to more cons in the future.
Omg, could you write more about pichit and seong Gil planing on having kids!!??? I loved it and I need moreee!!! <3 <3
I neglected this for a long while I’m sorry </3 (x)
“So how are we gonna do this?” Seung Gil asks when they’re back in South Korea, sitting on the bed. They’ve been home for a day now and they haven’t spoken about what was brought up back at the Katsuki-Nikiforov home.
“Well, normally you would stick your dick in me and we’d wait a couple of months for results.” Phichit said casually and when he didn’t get a response he looked at Seung Gil. He broke into a grin at Seung Gil’s blank face. “Just kidding!”
Seung Gil huffed, “You’re not.”
“I’m not.” Phichit agreed and sprawled out across the bed, beckoning Seung Gil over. Seung Gil flopped onto his side beside him and pressed his face into Phichit’s clothed shoulder, sighing heavily.
“Are you sure this is what you want?” Seung Gil asked.
Phichit ran his fingers through his partners hair. “As long as it’s with you, yes.”
Seung Gil blinked and then pulled away. “I’ve changed my mind. I don’t want it anymore, not after that cheesy line.”
Phichit gasped and tried to tug Seung Gil back to him but Seung Gil was already out of reach. “Who turned you into a monster?!”
“You did.” Seung Gil explained bluntly. Phichit gasped.
“Betrayed by my own twisted mind.”
“Welcome to my twisted mind, Seung Gil~”
“You’re almost thirty, stop that.”
“Age is but a number, darling.”
Seung Gil just shot him a glare but was tugged back onto the bed anyway, followed by Phichit’s lips on his.
aside from being the no.1 player in Glory, is also the no.1 memed player in
lots of people in the main proplayer group chat, and though it’s quiet a lot of
the time, its activity has its spikes. Someone once offhandedly used the phrase
“pulling a a zhou zekai” (i.e. “didn’t have anything to say”) as a joke, and
then all of a sudden the usage spread so much that quite a few started using
the phrase in daily life – one time even during an interview. There’s a QQ sticker
with his face on it accompanied by that caption. There’s also a sticker of him
with just “……” that they’ve started using whenever someone posts something
worthy of those ellipses. It gets quite a bit of use.
just got more prevalent after his McDonalds ice cream ad. Of course, it’s not
uncommon for proplayers to be used in advertisements, but the release of this
ad prompted a wave of parodies among the pros, who would post pictures of
themselves posing with the same ice cream cone
– usually with the line used in
the ad, but sometimes with something along the lines of “I can be a pretty boy
too” “mcdonalds should’ve hired me” etc.
(Another related meme that popped up
was photoshopped pictures of Cloud Piercer, replacing his guns with images of the
ice cream. “The Most Powerful Silver Weapons” “wow, samsara’s research
department really is something!”)
Anyway, this “what a big cone” meme evolved (as memes tend to do) into
players holding increasingly random objects and posing with them, to varying
degrees of over-the-top risqué-ness, often with the caption “what a big __, I’ll
eat you for sure!” with occasional variation in specific words. Nothing explicitly inappropriate of course, since even
though this is a private chat and they trust each other, they have to maintain some
degree of ~Professionalism~. However at least one person has invoked this meme seductively
licking a banana.
privately used this line on Huang Shaotian once, to great effect.)