who you calling a ho

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so I went to my buddy at the hairdressers with the intent of asking her to cut all the red off and bleach my excessively overgrown roots so I could then dye it turquoise or something, and she said fine but it would be easier to bleach it first then cut it

so we did the bleaching, washed it out, then realized it looked kind of funky already- we then both had an epiphany at the same time that it was the same colour as Leeloo’s hair in Fifth Element and therefore it would be a travesty to undo this miraculous deed

so yeah ridic face pulling for you

Steeped: An Akatsuki no Yona fanfiction

Alright y’all, it’s time for the Geun-tae/Yun-Ho fanfiction you all didn’t know that you needed. Basically this is my version of how they met/the beginning of their relationship. I figured one of the few canon relationships deserves more fanfiction. 

Trigger Warning: erotic fantasying 

Enjoy!

Preview:

Love was sweet like honey on the lips, but to the nerves it was unbearable. Yun-Ho admired him, admired his shoulders, his smiles, his quickness to temper. His emotion was deep and seemingly unbearable. It was that feeling of admiration and respect which tugged her into love, while Yun-Ho merely had trysts with the daydreams of pursuing. As a concept it was beautiful, in practice it was messy. Yun-Ho read novels, gossiped with court ladies, she knew the difference between desire and fact.


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Horoscopes By Gil Hizon - Week of November 17-23, 2014

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SCORPIO (October 23 – November 21)

Honey, it’s last call. Are you gonna be the ho who waits around for the one to sweep you off your feet? That’s nice, but at this point, everyone’s wasted and the only sweeping that will be happening is the one by maintenance, when they start disinfecting the bar from questionable fluids. Your dress still looks fabulous and you’re not ready to go home. You might as well move on and go to IHOP and make fun of these drunken idiots.

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SAGITTARIUS (November 22 – December 21)

How great would it be to just get up and forget about all this mess which has accumulated into the Tower of London on your desk? It wouldn’t be great, actually. Although you would experience a burst of pleasure, it wouldn’t last very long and all of a sudden, your job is in jeopardy. Not even your charms and eagerness to make it up to your boss (kneepads optional) would save you. So don’t get up and leave. Work through this heap for the rest of the week. You can’t see the rewards now but they are just around the corner.

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CAPRICORN (December 22 – January 19)

There’s a difference between having a shit show of a week and having a busy week. Luckily for you, you’ll be getting the latter. There will be a lot of demands flung at you, but they won’t be overly complicated. I wouldn’t even expect any thank yous at the end of each task, but don’t take it too personally: it’s not that everyone’s an ungrateful bitch, it’s just that everyone’s a busy bitch. They do recognize your efforts in their heart of hearts and one day, the guilt of not thanking you will smack them in the face.

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AQUARIUS (January 20 – February 18)

Oh, honey. You bettah have a plan B, C, D… all the way to F, because every decision you make will be questioned by your constituents. It’s not that they don’t trust you, it’s just that they don’t trust themselves enough to make decisions that will push into completion the projects you are working on. But here’s the thing, lady. Once these horrid Felicias figure out that you’ve thought of every angle, they’ll feel at ease and go “Bye!”

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PISCES (February 19 – March 20)

There’s no tippy-toeing about it: This LIBRA who you can’t please is here to stay. If you’re not on board to watch this bitch weigh every option in front of her, making a decision but then flippy-flopping back as she piles on more options, then you shouldn’t work for her. But if you want to work extra hard in catering to her every need, then one day, she will trust you enough to ask what you think, and go with your decision. The choice is yours.

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ARIES (March 21 – April 19)

Last I heard, you didn’t need this much work in trying to please a man. So what the fuck are you doing? From where I’m sitting, pieces of yourself are ebbing away as you run to his side whenever he calls your name. I can’t sugarcoat it: if you stay on this path, the entirety of your sense of self will ERODE, gurl. The twist of all this is that he needs you. Gently remind him of this fact and he’ll stop acting up.

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TAURUS (April 20 – May 20)

Your desire to give back this week (and I ain’t talkin’ ‘bout those moves at the last circuit party) will consume you until you give in. A close relative or member of your entourage may be going through a difficult situation, and it has inspired you to help others in her name. But this is the kind of giving back that requires more than plopping down a huge chunk o’ change. If you make your contribution as personal as your desire to help, it will be remembered and appreciated more by the ones who will receive it.

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GEMINI (May 21 – June 21)

You are at a certain level of your life you are unable to get through. It’s called Denial. On this level you will fill your life with expensive and interesting knickknacks you don’t really need, to fill some kind of void that’s been gnawing at you for a long time. And then the day comes when you’re sitting down and you realize, “this is not enough.” The void remains unsatisfied. You know what needs to be done to get out of this level. Don’t let fear paralyze you in taking action.

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CANCER (June 22 – July 22)

Your maternal instincts will be in full swing this week. From calming down a queen on the phone to letting a depressed queen stay on your couch for the night, your reputation as Mother Queen is on the rise. And frankly, it’s a nice change for you, as in recent past, you’ve exhibited Needy Realness. So relish this turn of events and allow yourself to feel rewarded as you save your gayborhood one ho at a time.

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LEO (July 23 – August 22)

It’s beginning to feel a lot like… it’s not your season, dearie. Your impossible expectations have taken you to places you can’t go back from, emotionally. Disappointment is bad for the pores, darling. And where is it coming from, really? Comparing yourself to others? That ain’t right. The more you obsess about how everyone else around you is moving on to better places, the more your feet will sink on this muddy ground, disabling you from moving forward.

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VIRGO (August 23 – September 22)

Although you’re not getting your heart’s desire this week, it’s no cause for moping. You knew that it would take time to get you where you ultimately want to go. Shortcuts are fine: you’ve taken some in your life. Ultimately, you have learned that you’d rather get somewhere slowly and learn about who you really are in the process than getting there quickly and not feeling like yourself. Take this time to reassess the situation, and focus on the good things this delay will bring.

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LIBRA (September 23 – October 22)

Oh no, no, no, no, no. No matter how everyone pats you on the back, expecting you to get them through this current project, you’re on your own, darling. You’ll need to tell these bitches to back off and buckle up as this week, everyone needs to carry their weight in order for the whole team to complete the work at hand. Even telling them the polite way will be wasting time, but luckily, they will respond more when you’re coming off a certain way that they’re not expecting. It’s time to turn the Bitch Switch to ON.

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(DISCLAIMER for all entries: This is all a shyt show!)

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anonymous asked:

Outside, it began to get colder by the day, with some snow falling down. A small thud was heard. Do you investigate, or call out to see who it was? ((Dragon-scale-tales! *ho ho hello*))

>Roxy instantly rushes to the door and opens it

Hello? Is someone out there?